Qingcheng I

Chapter 10

Ai potatoes!I told you to kick here, not to kick me here!

The next day, Hainan Island miraculously went to class.

Moreover, a class is never missed.

After school in the afternoon, he coaxed the whole class out of the classroom, leaving only Huba alone. After closing the door and windows, he heard punches, kicks and destructive screams in the classroom.

The curious person hurriedly opened the door and entered, only to see Huba was smashed like a panda, hiding in the corner; while Hainan Island was already lying on the ground, unconscious!
Just when everyone exclaimed that Huba, who had always been weak and deceitful, was so skilled that he could challenge Hainan Island, the No.
It turned out that Hainan Island's beating of Huba went too smoothly, and he was overwhelmed with joy. He kicked him and forgot the table next to him. With a bang, his ankle was dislocated or shattered, and he passed out screaming.

Die before leaving the teacher, it will make the hero burst into tears!
This is Hainan Island's summary of the first battle between him and Huba.

After Huba returned home, his wife Wu Hongmei saw it. How come when he went out in the morning, his son was still his son, but when he came back, his son turned into a panda?So, holding Huba's ear, he asked, who kid bullied you again, you unbelievable boy!

Huba tilted his head and howled, let go, let go, mother, let go quickly, I fell down the stairs and touched it myself.

Stubborn boy, who wants to be known by his parents that he is the weakest among his peers?
Touched by yourself?Wu Hongmei didn't want to believe it, she chattered on and on, you disheartened, your father, an old rascal, took half of my life, do you want to take my half of my life again, you unworthy son?After she finished speaking, she suddenly covered her face with her hands and burst into tears.

It turned out that many years ago, Wu Hongmei fell ill and was bedridden.Her husband, Gu Changchun, smuggled abroad to work in order to earn money to treat her, but many years passed and there was no news of her.

When Huba was severely beaten by Wu Hongmei with twisted ears, Hainan Island was also suffering from broken bones and was recuperating at home.I can't go to the Internet cafe, I can't skate, and I can't meet girls, it's really depressing.Hainan Island said, Tudou, the price I paid for you is really high!

In fact, the price I paid for this battle was high.

Huba's hatred for me deepened, and he dealt with me even harder!

I took out the books in my schoolbag and showed them to Hainan Island, and I said, have you seen it?It's all because you bullied him, and he came to bully me again. I tore them all up, secretly. I couldn't find any evidence that he did it!Speaking of this, I just whimpered and cried.When Xiaoci saw me crying, her nose started to twitch, like a wronged kitten.

Hainan Island was stunned, and he suddenly discovered a truth.

That is, if every time Huba bullies me, if Hainan Island helps me find Huba to avenge me, then it will definitely cause Huba to bully me even more... Such a vicious circle is obviously not a good way.Moreover, his business in Hainan Island is so busy, the business of small pocket books is so good, and he needs to develop new business, so he can't always stay in school and protect me 24 hours a day.If that kid Huba gets tough, I'm obviously going to have a hard time.Unless he chops off Huba with a single knife, then he will report to the police uncle and affect his pocket book career.

In the end how to do it?

Finally, he thought of it!
That is Ai Tianya when self-improvement!
If Ai Tianya really can't improve himself, he will team up with Ye Ling and conquer the world bravely!
Thinking of this, Hainan Island was as happy as a bear eating honey, he said, hello, hello!small potato!do not Cry!I have a solution!
Xiaoci saw that Hainan Island only comforted me, she was a little unhappy, pouted her mouth, and quickly said, brother, Xiaoci also cried.After speaking, I cried even harder, and while wiping my tears with my hands, I looked at Hainan Island.

Hainan Island took a look at Xiaoci and said, let's go!Squat there in the corner!Adults' affairs, children don't intervene!
Xiaoci pouted and cried even more sadly. She ran away while crying, and squatted obediently in the corner, staring at the two of us talking.

I looked at Hainan Island, wiped my tears, and looked at my textbooks that had been torn into pieces by Huba, and muttered, what can I do?

Hainan Island said, I will teach you kung fu!Guaranteed to knock Huba to the ground with three punches and two kicks!

But when his eyes fell on my "square root 2" body, his eyes straightened, and his tongue straightened a little.Obviously, unless I have practiced some evil art in Jianghu, otherwise, it is impossible to win in front of Huba.

Hainan Island began to worry again.On the side, I had already dumped the broken textbooks in my schoolbag on the bed in Hainan Island, and then put his brand new textbooks into my schoolbag without changing expression or beating heartbeat.Anyway, there are no classes in Hainan Island, and all my books died tragically in Huba's hands because of him.

Is it from this moment?It is doomed that I like to secretly take advantage of Hainan Island.Since middle school, every day we've been friends.Therefore, Hainan Island has suffered a lot from me from his beautiful boyhood to his beautiful youth.

A certain evil art in Jianghu?
Evil sorcery!

Finally, Hainan Island's eyes flashed. He pulled me over and said, potatoes, no problem!Brother, I only teach you this move, only one move!Guarantee that you will be invincible all over the world!Huba is a piece of cake.

As soon as I heard it, one trick could benefit me for the rest of my life. Isn’t that pie falling from the sky and renminbi growing on the ground?Such a beautiful thing, of course I have to humbly ask for advice.I said, what is this trick called?so smart!
Hainan Island looked at me with a devout face, blushed a little, faltered for a long time, and said, ah, it was just stealing something.

what?
Steal, I was disappointed when I heard it.

Seeing my disappointed expression, Hainan Island no longer concealed it, and said loudly, it is the legendary monkey stealing peaches!
The monkey steals the peach, so the monkey steals the peach, and he hesitates so much.I say.

When Hainan Island saw it, alas, it really is a stupid potato. I don't understand what "a monkey steals a peach" means.Forget it and don't explain it to her, it's not good to explain it, it's like seducing a girl.

So, Hainan Island stood up beside the bed, and he said, Tudou, you step back, yes, step back, okay, this is the position, stand up!After speaking, he visually measured my height and the height difference between us, and then synthesized the horizontal distance between us.He said, potatoes, monkeys steal peaches, will have a bad impact on the physical and mental health of you, a child.So, master, I will simply teach you the improved version of this trick—monkey kicking peaches.

Monkey kick peach!I thought elatedly, well, without stealing words, everything becomes more perfect.

Hainan Island continued to explain, succinctly, and he said, well, now, you are that monkey, and I am... that is... At this point, he scratched his head, sighed, and said, alas, I am that monkey peach.

Xiaoci was unhappy, she muttered, brother, you are like a monkey, big monkey!Sister Tianya is like a peach, like a fluffy little peach.

I nodded and said, yes, I think so too, I am Tao Zi, and you are the monkey!
Hainan Island is about to collapse, and some regret why they taught me this trick of martial arts.He pointed to Xiaoci and said, shut up!Well, potato monkey, look out, I'm the... peach!Now, your main job as a monkey is to kick my... peach!understand!Remember, kick with your feet, kick hard!Kick hard!

Kick people, I will.

It turns out that Hainan Island regards itself as a peach, so it will be kicked so festively.Then why am I hesitating, just kick it.So, before Hainan Island's words fell, my little foot had already flown up and kicked his thigh.

Hainan Island yelled, endured the pain, and said, Tudou, good kick!

He held his breath and said, Tudou, as a monkey, when you kick Tao Tao, you have to kill it with a fatal kick, instead of letting Tao Zi, like me now, fight back against you!So, Tudou, take care, kick to this position, kick here!He pointed righteously between his legs.

At that time, I was immersed in the dream of defeating Huba, and I forgot to think, just a flying foot.

what--

He just heard a scream from Hainan Island and fell on the bed. He never thought that after I kicked his thigh, I would continue to attack.I saw him blushing, panting on the bed as if suffocated.He was as angry as a gossamer, shaking every word, and said, Ai Tudou!I told you to kick here, not to kick me here!

I was terrified.

Xiaoci was also frightened.

Just at this time, when Lao Mu returned home from get off work, he was frightened by Hainan Island’s screams, and rushed in quickly—at this moment, Hainan Island was lying on the bed, covering his legs with his hands, curled up, full of flushed.And I, like a frightened fawn, still had the expression of crying just now, with tears all over my face.Xiaoci trembled in the corner.

Old Mu was stunned.

A bad thought flashed through his mind.

He hurriedly asked, what happened?
Xiaoci ran over, hugged his leg and cried, saying, Grandpa, brother is a villain, brother is a villain, brother is only playing monkeys and stealing peaches with sister Tianya.Sister Tianya cried and kicked her brother.Xiaoci also cried.

Lao Mu's head boomed—it suddenly became three big.He picked up the Mazha on the ground, punched the Hainan Island on the bed and pulled it away, tearing up and down, cursing as he smoked, beast, you beast!Why did our old Mu's house produce something that is not as good as a beast like you?

Poor Hainan Island still didn't wake up from the pain, and was knocked unconscious by Lao Mu's magic trick.

At that time, I didn't understand what happened, why Grandpa Mu was so angry, I ran to grab his clothes and said, Grandpa, don't hit Hainan Island.Stop hitting Hainan Island.

Lao Mu threw Maza on the ground and sat on the bed.

He looked at me with tears in his eyes, and said, son, grandpa knows you have been wronged, so don't go back and tell your parents.Wait for Grandpa, after you have taught this beast a lesson, and you have asked clearly, Grandpa will personally come to your house to apologize to your parents.

I looked at Lao Mu suspiciously, wondering why he was so emotional, and said these strange words, obviously I almost kicked Hainan Island to death.

But I still nodded.

I took a peek at Hainan Island lying on the bed, and left tremblingly.As soon as I thought of the new textbook I had stolen from Hainan Island and the monkey-kicking technique he had just taught me, I got carried away and ran home.

The monkey kicking peach technique is really evil, hehe, I thought with a flushed face, but it seems to really work!Huba, you bitch, wait to die!
By the way, what kind of silly metaphor in Hainan Island, what kind of peach is he, he should be a peach tree... But, whose peach tree only grows one peach?
At the dinner table, while I was eating, I blushed and giggled guiltily. I was indeed a child prodigy with extremely high comprehension.

Mom looked at Lao Ai and said, "Your daughter, why are you like this?"crazy?
Lao Ai said, kid, why do you care so much?Let's eat quickly. After dinner, I'll go to Lao Mu's place to play chess.

Lao Ai turned back within 10 minutes after leaving the house.It was said that there was no one in Lao Mu's house, and the neighbor said that Lao Mu's grandson had an emergency, and the 120 ambulance just took them away.

Lao Ai said that he didn't know what happened to the child.

Mom didn't seem to buy it, and said, what else can I do?That little ruffian must have fought with young people in society again.Hey, Lao Mu is such a good-natured person, he really did a crime!
I didn't make a sound, just memorized the ancient prose with my head muffled.

My mother didn't notice my abnormality. I've always been sullen recently.Because Ye Ling took the blue bear boy's towel that Gu Lang handed me, and regarded it as a treasure.

It's not that I'm angry with Ye Ling, it's just that I can't keep myself from being depressed.

At noon the next day, Ye Ling and I called Lord Mu's home to inquire about the hospital in Hainan Island.Taking advantage of the fact that the first class in the afternoon was physical education, I skipped class and went to the hospital where Hainan Island is located to visit him.

As soon as I entered the ward, Hainan Island's eyes glowed, and he barked at me, asking you to kick him. You kicked me into the hospital for nothing!
The way he bared his teeth and claws scared me so much that I ran away and ran back to school.

But I didn't expect that in the afternoon, I would reunite with Hainan Island in the hospital.At that time, there will be a bunch of people accompanying us, and the ward is very lively like Chinese New Year.

(End of this chapter)