Qingcheng I

Chapter 11

Why does this little girl have such a hobby?

Event time: [-]nd period in the afternoon.

Event location: Corridor of the teaching building.

The cause of the incident: Huba, a villain, put rubbish in my clothes.

What happened: My clothes were all stained by the sewage stains on the garbage, and Huba smiled smugly at me, like a convulsed fox.He even shook his fist at me, laughed at me, and said, Hainan Island is now crippled, and no one will help you!Dead dwarf.Ye Ling stepped forward to reason with him, but he pushed him away.

Outcome of the event: I kicked him... and used a monkey to kick the peach...

The final outcome of the incident: Huba almost passed out, Teacher Ouyang hurriedly dialed 120, and 10 minutes later, Huba was sent to the hospital.

Hainan Island and Huba had a cordial meeting in a ward.

Hainan Island finally saw the results of his teaching. When he saw Huba being carried from the emergency room to the ward, he suddenly felt a warm spring breeze blowing towards his face, and he was secretly refreshed.

Seeing that Hainan Island was here, Huba howled for the nurse to help him change the ward.

A nurse came in, rolled her eyes, and said, you treat this hospital as a hotel, and you want to live in a suite, or a standard room.

Hainan Island proudly looked at Huba who had nowhere to ask for help, tilted his mouth, and called him like a ruffian, brother, is it cool?
Poor Huba at that time, he didn’t even know that my trick “monkey kicking peach” came from Hainan Island. He just felt scared when he saw Hainan Island, especially in this closed ward, which reminded him of that afternoon. , the afternoon when Hainan Island beat him into a panda.

Huba looked nervously at Hainan Island, and stammered, what are you doing?

Hainan Island leaned on the hospital bed, feeling very comfortable. He gave Huba a sideways look, winked and said, how is it?Did you get hit?Did you get kicked into the hospital by Tudou?

Huba became more nervous about the prophets in Hainan Island. He said, how do you know?
Hainan Island exhaled and said, can I not know?Your today is my yesterday!You kid followed in my footsteps, and my uncle did your forerunner!The two of us complement each other and restrain each other.To put it bluntly, I sacrificed my life honorably for your boy to be able to lie here.

Huba looked at Hainan Island half-understood, and he saw that Hainan Island made his heart shudder, and said, look, what are you looking at!Just stare at my face and you will be discharged from the hospital, right?Am I a ginseng and angelica pill, or a super big tonic?go away!stop looking!

Huba turned his face away with an aggrieved face, leaving the back of his head for Hainan Island to see.He didn't dare to mess with Hainan Island, and he didn't understand what Hainan Island had to do with him being kicked into the hospital.

Hainan Island is probably lonely and crazy.The person who always loves to be so rowdy suddenly couldn't find someone to chat with for a day. Huba's entry not only brought a warm spring breeze, but also brought relatives from his hometown.Hainan Island pointed at the back of Huba's head and called, "Oh, you son of a bitch, are you trying to annoy me today, aren't you?"Why are you showing me the back of my dark head?Do you have eyes on the back of your head?If you had two buttocks growing on your head, would you still be able to stare at me with your asshole?You turn me over to you!look at me!You son of a bitch!
Huba had no choice but to turn back obediently, looking at Hainan Island foolishly.

Who knows that Hainan Island is not happy again, saying, what kind of eyes do you have!You think your eyes are knives, you want to gouge me out!You vicious dead boy!Don't look, I will lose ten years of life by you!
Huba turned his face away in aggrieved, he has been tormented mad by this capricious psychopath in Hainan Island.

Hainan Island thought about it for a while, looked at the back of Huba's head, and was unhappy again, and said, hey hey, what are you doing?Roll your eyes behind my back?Your white eyes are all screwed up, and the back of your head is screwed out, you...

Huba could bear it, but the old man who was a clinical patient couldn't bear it anymore. He said to Hainan Island, do you want people to face you or back you?If you have no idea, just split his head in half, half of his face is facing you, and the other half is facing you with the back of his head. When you are free, he will not be tired, and I, an outsider, will not suffer along with him.

Finally someone spoke for Huba, and he was about to cry with excitement.

Hainan Island was stunned, thinking about it, it was right.I didn't deliberately torment Huba, but I was lonely for a long time, and suddenly a big toy came, and I didn't know how to play with it.

In fact, this matter is quite scary when you think about it.

That evening, I went to see Huba under the guidance of Teacher Ouyang.I watched Huba so carefully, for fear that he would die.Huba stared at me so fiercely that his eyeballs almost popped out.Hainan Island is a bit proud. The apprentices who worked so hard to bring out finally have a work, can they not be proud?

The head nurse who patrolled the room seemed to see that I was scared, and she probably had heard about my glorious deeds, so she teased me and said, little girl, it’s okay, don’t worry.Even if you become disabled and you marry him, you don't have to worry about him not being able to marry a wife in the future, haha.

The doctor who was examining Hainan Island looked up, smiled, and said, I'm afraid it won't work, a little girl is not enough!Here, he pointed to Hainan Island lying on the bed, and said, this is also her masterpiece!
The female nurse was taken aback, and then looked at me, why does this little girl have such a hobby?I was so embarrassed that I quickly hid behind Teacher Ouyang.

(End of this chapter)