Qingcheng I
Chapter 15
Chapter 15
I suddenly heard the voice of fate - at the age of 13, I met my love.
Ye Ling.
These two words are the last two words on Ye Ling's love letter to Gu Lang, her signature.She carefully folded the letter paper and handed it to me, her face flushed.
She looked at me, Tianya, Gu Gulang, he...
I looked at her frowning and said, speak slowly, don't be so anxious.
Ye Ling stabilized his mood, took a long breath, and said, Gu Lang...would you think...my handwriting...is ugly.
It seemed that Ye Ling cared a lot about Jiang Kemeng's words.Actually, Ye Ling, you don't even know that Jiang Kemeng was purely jealous.Jealousy, do you understand?Just like me, if you are not my good friend, I will also be jealous that you are so tall and good-looking.It's okay, anyway, it's you who will associate with Gu Lang in the future, not these words.
As a 13-year-old me, I know a lot.I comforted her, Gu Lang would not do it.Don't worry, I will hand over your letter to Gu Lang.
In this way, I became Ye Ling's special envoy for love letters.
The first time I came to Gu Lang's class, I handed a love letter to my best friend.My heart felt like I was shaking a rattle drum, and my back was always chilling.
I gently called out to a girl sitting by the door, her eyebrows were like Crayon Shin-chan, very distinctive.I said, may I ask, is Gu Lang there?Can you give me a call?My voice is as low as a mosquito's.
And this female version of Crayon Shin-chan is probably used to it, sitting at the door all day, being asked such questions by people looking for Gu Lang, so she understood my words so easily, and then looked back, but couldn't find it after searching for a long time , and then asked another boy, where is the class leader?
The boy said, class leader, didn't the class leader go down to play basketball with a group of people?
Crayon Shin-chan's sister quickly turned to me and told me, little classmate, he might be in the playground.
I don’t know why, but when I heard about the basketball court, I got very excited. I forgot that I was full of sadness just now, and ran downstairs like a hot wheel. When I ran to the second floor, I ran into Hainan Island who was going upstairs. I came to deliver pocket books to Huba's "clients". When I saw me, I asked, Tudou, where are you going?It's like taking rat poison!
I glanced at him and said, ah, I'm going to the basketball court.
Hainan Island looked at my height, ah, should I play basketball, or should I play basketball?Look at you look like a basketball!
I ignored Hainan Island, turned around and ran.
When I saw Gu Lang on the basketball court, he was resting off the court, and the towel in his hand was changed to a linen color, without any special logo on it, not as good as the sky blue towel with a bear cub on it.
Behind him was a group of girls, as excited as a flock of sparrows.There was a tall girl with curly hair, dressed very fashionable, but her eyes were blurred as if she had been drinking too much.That way, you don't have to distinguish carefully, you know it's from the art class.Later, I found out that she was the legendary Sui Feifei. Not long ago, I was slapped by Fei Tian Dabao's gangsters for her, and a bloody hole was broken on her head.
Sui Feifei is not drunk, her eyes are habitually blurred, 24 hours a day, [-] hours a day, if you lift her eyelids while sleeping, the eyeballs will also be blurred.Hainan Island said that it is called "charm", and it is probably what the little gangster Fei Tian Dabao called "hot" and "spiritual". But in my eyes, it means drinking too much, or sleeping too little.
Sui Feifei smiled and handed him a newly purchased bottle of mineral water.
Gu Lang shook his head and pointed to his hand, probably saying, there is it here, thank you.
Sui Feifei was not annoyed either, she was still smiling, her eyes blurred like fog.
I leaned over slowly, thinking, what should I tell him?
In front of so many people.
I just said, "Are you Gu Lang? Someone asked me to give you a letter."
that is it.
Gu Lang.
I called his name, for the first time, in front of so many people.
Unfortunately, the sound was too low and the pitch was too loud for anyone to hear.
I took a deep breath, stabilized my heartbeat, raised my voice an octave, and called his name, Gu Lang.
He turned his head and looked at me, his good-looking side profile turned into a perfect front face, and his star-like bright eyes flashed a searching look.His hair wet with sweat stuck to his full forehead, the corners of his mouth were curled up, and his eyes were slightly narrowed. He said, are you calling me?
Each of the three words hit my eardrums like a movement.And his whole body still stood still.Obviously, he is used to this kind of strike-up, and this habit makes him very self-conscious.
Oh, I blushed and nodded, and under so many people's curious gazes, I shuffled up to him, and I stammered, "You, you, your name is Gu Lang?"
The group of older kids around him burst into laughter—oh, little classmate, didn't you call him Gu Lang? Why did you ask him if he was Gu Lang?Hold on, kid, don't get excited!Then a group of people booed beside them, especially Sui Feifei, who was trembling with laughter, her body swaying at an incredible angle, which was particularly eye-catching.
Although Gu Lang is selfish, he is still very kind. He smiled at me, his smile was like the sun in winter, bright but not dazzling.His voice was very soft, soft and hoarse like the rustling snow on a silent winter night, he said, are you okay?
As soon as he finished speaking, the basketball on the court was suddenly sent flying, hitting my forehead as if it had eyes.
With quick eyes and quick hands, Gu Lang pulled me away and hid me behind him. He leaned forward a step, stretched out his hand, and drew a perfect arc to reduce the impact of the basketball.In the end, the basketball fell into his hands so obediently.He bent his wrist and slapped it casually. The basketball hit the ground lightly and bounced back into the hands of his teammates on the basketball court.
Gu Lang fended off the basketball, breathed a sigh of relief, turned his head to look at me like a frightened dumb bird, and said, are you okay?
My face was red and I said, it's all right.In fact, the whole person can't think anymore.
Later, the university fell in love with watching Stephen Chow's movies.Every time I see Zixia in "A Chinese Journey to the West" say, "The person I like is an unrivaled hero. One day, he will ride colorful clouds to marry me", I will think of Gu Lang on the basketball court who played for me. The scene of blocking the ball, recalling the scene when he stood up for me like a hero, recalling the warmth of his palm when he covered me behind him.
It's like a dream.
He laughed and said, what's the matter with you?
I came back to my senses, bowed my head, and said softly, someone asked me to give you a letter.
Gu Lang gave a light oh, obviously, my answer was within his expectations.At that moment, everyone in the audience was waiting for me to hand the letter to Gu Lang.
After digging in my pocket for a long time, I said slowly, sorry, I seem to have forgotten to bring the letter...
There was laughter on the basketball court—it was probably the worst pickup they'd ever seen.Sui Feifei was on the side, holding her hands on her chest with a meaningful expression.
Gu Lang couldn't help laughing, there was a kind of clear sky between his brows and eyes, he said, well, if you find it, give it to me, it doesn't matter if you don't find it.
But no one knows, I lied.
My best friend Ye Ling asked me to hand over the love letter to Gu Lang, it lay quietly in my pocket, and fell asleep peacefully.
Ye Ling, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for speaking up for me when you first met, for being isolated because of me!
I'm sorry for that smile you gave me when we first met.That kind of blooming like a flower, so relaxed, with a fragrant smile, as if it can enter your heart with a touch.
That day, you walked into my life like an angel.
But on this day, like a witch, I hid your gentle language and beautiful whispers.
I'm sorry for your trust, when you entrusted all the girl's secret thoughts to me, but I didn't tell you my little thoughts.
You gave me your first confession; but I failed its pure whiteness and beauty.
Many years later, when you are no longer by my side at night, I often think, if there is no ball lost on the basketball court; or, when the ball flew towards me, Gu Lang didn't pull me away, but watched helplessly. Hitting a basketball on my head and laughing like everyone else.
I think, I will not hear the voice of fate; I will not lie, I will deliver your love letter; I will be quietly by your side, and I will happily watch you love each other.Although during this process, I will feel sad and cry, but, Ye Ling, are you still willing to believe that, in fact, I miss your happiness so much.
When school was over, Ye Ling walked with me. She carefully asked me every detail of what happened when I handed the love letter to Gu Lang, her eyes shy and joyful.And I, speaking with my heart in mind, lied to her.
Huba followed behind us, holding on to the bicycle, and the back seat of the bicycle was loaded with the latest pocket books from Hainan Island.
Hainan Island was stopped by Jiang Kemeng at the school gate, and the general content of the conversation was that a class leader worked hard to save the errant boy who skipped classes and became a disaster.However, when Jiang Kemeng complained about Hainan Island, his voice was very whiny, and Hainan Island prefers girls who talk like this. Whenever a girl winks at her, Hainan Island will definitely stand up, no matter what happens.Just like when I was hanging out with Sui Feifei, it was because Sui Feifei winked at Hainan Island in the snack bar.
This kid from Hainan Island, in Huba's words, is very depraved and shameless. He treats his feelings like eating, as long as it is a dish he wants to eat, even if it is mixed with arsenic.It's also too casual.
However, Hainan Island did not treat Jiang Kemeng casually.Apparently, the wandering boy in Hainan Island, a child who lacks maternal love, likes a royal sister like Sui Feifei, not a yellow-haired girl like Jiang Kemeng.In Huba's words, Jiang Kemeng, stop flirting with Hainan Island all day, you are not his cup of tea at all.
In this way, Hainan Island's aesthetic views on girls have been criticized by our friends, but we got used to it later.We are even prepared. One day, it is not surprising that a 28-year-old Hainan Island married an 82-year-old super-age sister, as long as the old lady would call him Honey, sweetheart and melon.
Saying goodbye to the resentful Jiang Kemeng, Hainan Island ran to us, its small body dangling in the sun, which was indescribably pleasing to the eye.
Ye Ling smiled secretly, leaned over and leaned into my ear and said, Hey, Tianya, does Meng like Hainan Island?
She actually called a girl who had targeted her like that "Kemeng" instead of "Jiang Kemeng".She is really simple and kind.
Huba followed suit, teasing, "Boss, did Jiang Kemeng, a little pervert, talk to you again in the sheep's clothing of a class leader?"
Hainan Island said with a nonchalant expression, "That's it, I didn't give her a good face, the girl has mental problems!"His uncle Jiang Biehe, a dead boy, came to talk to me every now and then, and this crazy girl came to talk to me every now and then.Sigh, you said, my parents gave birth to me, who is as beautiful as a flower, and Lao Mu raised me, who is as beautiful as a tree, so could it be that I was left in school to toss and amuse these two dead children?
What Hainan Island said was right, he was indeed always indifferent to Jiang Kemeng's love, every time he talked to Jiang Kemeng, his little face was always icy and snowy, as if iceberg snow lotus would bloom at any time.It is estimated that if Jiang Kemeng continues to toss, the little ice face in Hainan Island will run out of polar bears.
However, the more Hainan Island is like this, the more Jiang Kemeng can't stop, the more he feels that Hainan Island is super cool, super dreamy, super Ximen Chuixue, and the south gate is frozen.In short, she is entangled with Hainan Island with all her strength. Since polar bears are all over your face, it is not bad for me to raise a group of penguins on it.In Huba's words, there is no way to take this bite.
In the sophomore year of high school, an annual youth drama co-starred by Jiang Kemeng and Hainan Island was grandly staged. It was really not as good as a beast.The only thing that can compete with it and fight to the death is Hu Dongduo's extraordinary first love runaway wedding in the near future.
The days before the storm are always calm.
After Hainan Island had finished talking about Jiang Kemeng, he turned to discuss with Huba about starting some other business, and he was always tossing about this kind of pocket book sooner or later.That expression is so serious that it seems that the lifeblood of the whole of China's economy is in his hands, and he doesn't want to make up his mind that the people of the whole country will follow him to starve.
Huba nodded and bowed, and said, yes, boss, I was thinking the same way, how about we represent my mother's trotters?Deliver meals to classmates.
Hainan Island slapped Huba on the forehead, representing your mother's trotters?Fuck your trotters!You dead child knows how to eat!We are food for thought!Do you understand the concept of spiritual food?Not pig rations!Damn, you son of a bitch!Prodigal stuff!
"Prodigal stuff" is the latest colloquial phrase in Hainan Island. It's probably what Lao Mu used to scold his stupid son, Mr. Mu. Hainan Island thought it was a good idea, so it borrowed it.
It's not that Hainan Island doesn't go to school. For a while, under the supervision of Lao Mu, he started to attend classes on time.At that time, the class teacher Ouyang was very pleased, thinking that Hainan Island would embark on the broad road of revolution.In those few days, the number of people in our class was all over the place. To use meteorological terms, the four constellations of Overlord, Potato, Ruangua, and Stuttering appeared in the sky above the class at the same time. The magical celestial phenomenon is rare to see in a hundred years.
The teachers in class are also in a much refreshed mood.Anyway, they also know how much ink Ye Ling and Hainan Island have in their stomachs. For their own longevity, they will never ask these two people in class.However, it is quite seductive to look at this pair of wooden figures who look like a golden boy and a jade girl every day.
The teacher's mood was not clear for a few days, and there was a problem in Hainan Island.
Every now and then, someone would crawl to the door of our class and shout, "Little Hainan, go home, your father rebelled and was taken away by the police."
Or, Xiao Hainan, hurry home, your father fell into the water while holding the enthronement ceremony by the lake, and he is being rescued in the clinic.
Sometimes, they couldn't find the elusive old Mu, so they ran to the school to look for Hainan Island. After hearing this, Hainan Island jumped up without hesitation, skipped over the table, and jumped out the door.
I can't take this class.The teacher threw away the textbook and said so.
Hainan Island didn't turn around, saying, well, I don't want to go anyway.In this way, Hainan Island bid farewell to the campus again. Every day when we were in class, he tossed outside;
(End of this chapter)
I suddenly heard the voice of fate - at the age of 13, I met my love.
Ye Ling.
These two words are the last two words on Ye Ling's love letter to Gu Lang, her signature.She carefully folded the letter paper and handed it to me, her face flushed.
She looked at me, Tianya, Gu Gulang, he...
I looked at her frowning and said, speak slowly, don't be so anxious.
Ye Ling stabilized his mood, took a long breath, and said, Gu Lang...would you think...my handwriting...is ugly.
It seemed that Ye Ling cared a lot about Jiang Kemeng's words.Actually, Ye Ling, you don't even know that Jiang Kemeng was purely jealous.Jealousy, do you understand?Just like me, if you are not my good friend, I will also be jealous that you are so tall and good-looking.It's okay, anyway, it's you who will associate with Gu Lang in the future, not these words.
As a 13-year-old me, I know a lot.I comforted her, Gu Lang would not do it.Don't worry, I will hand over your letter to Gu Lang.
In this way, I became Ye Ling's special envoy for love letters.
The first time I came to Gu Lang's class, I handed a love letter to my best friend.My heart felt like I was shaking a rattle drum, and my back was always chilling.
I gently called out to a girl sitting by the door, her eyebrows were like Crayon Shin-chan, very distinctive.I said, may I ask, is Gu Lang there?Can you give me a call?My voice is as low as a mosquito's.
And this female version of Crayon Shin-chan is probably used to it, sitting at the door all day, being asked such questions by people looking for Gu Lang, so she understood my words so easily, and then looked back, but couldn't find it after searching for a long time , and then asked another boy, where is the class leader?
The boy said, class leader, didn't the class leader go down to play basketball with a group of people?
Crayon Shin-chan's sister quickly turned to me and told me, little classmate, he might be in the playground.
I don’t know why, but when I heard about the basketball court, I got very excited. I forgot that I was full of sadness just now, and ran downstairs like a hot wheel. When I ran to the second floor, I ran into Hainan Island who was going upstairs. I came to deliver pocket books to Huba's "clients". When I saw me, I asked, Tudou, where are you going?It's like taking rat poison!
I glanced at him and said, ah, I'm going to the basketball court.
Hainan Island looked at my height, ah, should I play basketball, or should I play basketball?Look at you look like a basketball!
I ignored Hainan Island, turned around and ran.
When I saw Gu Lang on the basketball court, he was resting off the court, and the towel in his hand was changed to a linen color, without any special logo on it, not as good as the sky blue towel with a bear cub on it.
Behind him was a group of girls, as excited as a flock of sparrows.There was a tall girl with curly hair, dressed very fashionable, but her eyes were blurred as if she had been drinking too much.That way, you don't have to distinguish carefully, you know it's from the art class.Later, I found out that she was the legendary Sui Feifei. Not long ago, I was slapped by Fei Tian Dabao's gangsters for her, and a bloody hole was broken on her head.
Sui Feifei is not drunk, her eyes are habitually blurred, 24 hours a day, [-] hours a day, if you lift her eyelids while sleeping, the eyeballs will also be blurred.Hainan Island said that it is called "charm", and it is probably what the little gangster Fei Tian Dabao called "hot" and "spiritual". But in my eyes, it means drinking too much, or sleeping too little.
Sui Feifei smiled and handed him a newly purchased bottle of mineral water.
Gu Lang shook his head and pointed to his hand, probably saying, there is it here, thank you.
Sui Feifei was not annoyed either, she was still smiling, her eyes blurred like fog.
I leaned over slowly, thinking, what should I tell him?
In front of so many people.
I just said, "Are you Gu Lang? Someone asked me to give you a letter."
that is it.
Gu Lang.
I called his name, for the first time, in front of so many people.
Unfortunately, the sound was too low and the pitch was too loud for anyone to hear.
I took a deep breath, stabilized my heartbeat, raised my voice an octave, and called his name, Gu Lang.
He turned his head and looked at me, his good-looking side profile turned into a perfect front face, and his star-like bright eyes flashed a searching look.His hair wet with sweat stuck to his full forehead, the corners of his mouth were curled up, and his eyes were slightly narrowed. He said, are you calling me?
Each of the three words hit my eardrums like a movement.And his whole body still stood still.Obviously, he is used to this kind of strike-up, and this habit makes him very self-conscious.
Oh, I blushed and nodded, and under so many people's curious gazes, I shuffled up to him, and I stammered, "You, you, your name is Gu Lang?"
The group of older kids around him burst into laughter—oh, little classmate, didn't you call him Gu Lang? Why did you ask him if he was Gu Lang?Hold on, kid, don't get excited!Then a group of people booed beside them, especially Sui Feifei, who was trembling with laughter, her body swaying at an incredible angle, which was particularly eye-catching.
Although Gu Lang is selfish, he is still very kind. He smiled at me, his smile was like the sun in winter, bright but not dazzling.His voice was very soft, soft and hoarse like the rustling snow on a silent winter night, he said, are you okay?
As soon as he finished speaking, the basketball on the court was suddenly sent flying, hitting my forehead as if it had eyes.
With quick eyes and quick hands, Gu Lang pulled me away and hid me behind him. He leaned forward a step, stretched out his hand, and drew a perfect arc to reduce the impact of the basketball.In the end, the basketball fell into his hands so obediently.He bent his wrist and slapped it casually. The basketball hit the ground lightly and bounced back into the hands of his teammates on the basketball court.
Gu Lang fended off the basketball, breathed a sigh of relief, turned his head to look at me like a frightened dumb bird, and said, are you okay?
My face was red and I said, it's all right.In fact, the whole person can't think anymore.
Later, the university fell in love with watching Stephen Chow's movies.Every time I see Zixia in "A Chinese Journey to the West" say, "The person I like is an unrivaled hero. One day, he will ride colorful clouds to marry me", I will think of Gu Lang on the basketball court who played for me. The scene of blocking the ball, recalling the scene when he stood up for me like a hero, recalling the warmth of his palm when he covered me behind him.
It's like a dream.
He laughed and said, what's the matter with you?
I came back to my senses, bowed my head, and said softly, someone asked me to give you a letter.
Gu Lang gave a light oh, obviously, my answer was within his expectations.At that moment, everyone in the audience was waiting for me to hand the letter to Gu Lang.
After digging in my pocket for a long time, I said slowly, sorry, I seem to have forgotten to bring the letter...
There was laughter on the basketball court—it was probably the worst pickup they'd ever seen.Sui Feifei was on the side, holding her hands on her chest with a meaningful expression.
Gu Lang couldn't help laughing, there was a kind of clear sky between his brows and eyes, he said, well, if you find it, give it to me, it doesn't matter if you don't find it.
But no one knows, I lied.
My best friend Ye Ling asked me to hand over the love letter to Gu Lang, it lay quietly in my pocket, and fell asleep peacefully.
Ye Ling, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for speaking up for me when you first met, for being isolated because of me!
I'm sorry for that smile you gave me when we first met.That kind of blooming like a flower, so relaxed, with a fragrant smile, as if it can enter your heart with a touch.
That day, you walked into my life like an angel.
But on this day, like a witch, I hid your gentle language and beautiful whispers.
I'm sorry for your trust, when you entrusted all the girl's secret thoughts to me, but I didn't tell you my little thoughts.
You gave me your first confession; but I failed its pure whiteness and beauty.
Many years later, when you are no longer by my side at night, I often think, if there is no ball lost on the basketball court; or, when the ball flew towards me, Gu Lang didn't pull me away, but watched helplessly. Hitting a basketball on my head and laughing like everyone else.
I think, I will not hear the voice of fate; I will not lie, I will deliver your love letter; I will be quietly by your side, and I will happily watch you love each other.Although during this process, I will feel sad and cry, but, Ye Ling, are you still willing to believe that, in fact, I miss your happiness so much.
When school was over, Ye Ling walked with me. She carefully asked me every detail of what happened when I handed the love letter to Gu Lang, her eyes shy and joyful.And I, speaking with my heart in mind, lied to her.
Huba followed behind us, holding on to the bicycle, and the back seat of the bicycle was loaded with the latest pocket books from Hainan Island.
Hainan Island was stopped by Jiang Kemeng at the school gate, and the general content of the conversation was that a class leader worked hard to save the errant boy who skipped classes and became a disaster.However, when Jiang Kemeng complained about Hainan Island, his voice was very whiny, and Hainan Island prefers girls who talk like this. Whenever a girl winks at her, Hainan Island will definitely stand up, no matter what happens.Just like when I was hanging out with Sui Feifei, it was because Sui Feifei winked at Hainan Island in the snack bar.
This kid from Hainan Island, in Huba's words, is very depraved and shameless. He treats his feelings like eating, as long as it is a dish he wants to eat, even if it is mixed with arsenic.It's also too casual.
However, Hainan Island did not treat Jiang Kemeng casually.Apparently, the wandering boy in Hainan Island, a child who lacks maternal love, likes a royal sister like Sui Feifei, not a yellow-haired girl like Jiang Kemeng.In Huba's words, Jiang Kemeng, stop flirting with Hainan Island all day, you are not his cup of tea at all.
In this way, Hainan Island's aesthetic views on girls have been criticized by our friends, but we got used to it later.We are even prepared. One day, it is not surprising that a 28-year-old Hainan Island married an 82-year-old super-age sister, as long as the old lady would call him Honey, sweetheart and melon.
Saying goodbye to the resentful Jiang Kemeng, Hainan Island ran to us, its small body dangling in the sun, which was indescribably pleasing to the eye.
Ye Ling smiled secretly, leaned over and leaned into my ear and said, Hey, Tianya, does Meng like Hainan Island?
She actually called a girl who had targeted her like that "Kemeng" instead of "Jiang Kemeng".She is really simple and kind.
Huba followed suit, teasing, "Boss, did Jiang Kemeng, a little pervert, talk to you again in the sheep's clothing of a class leader?"
Hainan Island said with a nonchalant expression, "That's it, I didn't give her a good face, the girl has mental problems!"His uncle Jiang Biehe, a dead boy, came to talk to me every now and then, and this crazy girl came to talk to me every now and then.Sigh, you said, my parents gave birth to me, who is as beautiful as a flower, and Lao Mu raised me, who is as beautiful as a tree, so could it be that I was left in school to toss and amuse these two dead children?
What Hainan Island said was right, he was indeed always indifferent to Jiang Kemeng's love, every time he talked to Jiang Kemeng, his little face was always icy and snowy, as if iceberg snow lotus would bloom at any time.It is estimated that if Jiang Kemeng continues to toss, the little ice face in Hainan Island will run out of polar bears.
However, the more Hainan Island is like this, the more Jiang Kemeng can't stop, the more he feels that Hainan Island is super cool, super dreamy, super Ximen Chuixue, and the south gate is frozen.In short, she is entangled with Hainan Island with all her strength. Since polar bears are all over your face, it is not bad for me to raise a group of penguins on it.In Huba's words, there is no way to take this bite.
In the sophomore year of high school, an annual youth drama co-starred by Jiang Kemeng and Hainan Island was grandly staged. It was really not as good as a beast.The only thing that can compete with it and fight to the death is Hu Dongduo's extraordinary first love runaway wedding in the near future.
The days before the storm are always calm.
After Hainan Island had finished talking about Jiang Kemeng, he turned to discuss with Huba about starting some other business, and he was always tossing about this kind of pocket book sooner or later.That expression is so serious that it seems that the lifeblood of the whole of China's economy is in his hands, and he doesn't want to make up his mind that the people of the whole country will follow him to starve.
Huba nodded and bowed, and said, yes, boss, I was thinking the same way, how about we represent my mother's trotters?Deliver meals to classmates.
Hainan Island slapped Huba on the forehead, representing your mother's trotters?Fuck your trotters!You dead child knows how to eat!We are food for thought!Do you understand the concept of spiritual food?Not pig rations!Damn, you son of a bitch!Prodigal stuff!
"Prodigal stuff" is the latest colloquial phrase in Hainan Island. It's probably what Lao Mu used to scold his stupid son, Mr. Mu. Hainan Island thought it was a good idea, so it borrowed it.
It's not that Hainan Island doesn't go to school. For a while, under the supervision of Lao Mu, he started to attend classes on time.At that time, the class teacher Ouyang was very pleased, thinking that Hainan Island would embark on the broad road of revolution.In those few days, the number of people in our class was all over the place. To use meteorological terms, the four constellations of Overlord, Potato, Ruangua, and Stuttering appeared in the sky above the class at the same time. The magical celestial phenomenon is rare to see in a hundred years.
The teachers in class are also in a much refreshed mood.Anyway, they also know how much ink Ye Ling and Hainan Island have in their stomachs. For their own longevity, they will never ask these two people in class.However, it is quite seductive to look at this pair of wooden figures who look like a golden boy and a jade girl every day.
The teacher's mood was not clear for a few days, and there was a problem in Hainan Island.
Every now and then, someone would crawl to the door of our class and shout, "Little Hainan, go home, your father rebelled and was taken away by the police."
Or, Xiao Hainan, hurry home, your father fell into the water while holding the enthronement ceremony by the lake, and he is being rescued in the clinic.
Sometimes, they couldn't find the elusive old Mu, so they ran to the school to look for Hainan Island. After hearing this, Hainan Island jumped up without hesitation, skipped over the table, and jumped out the door.
I can't take this class.The teacher threw away the textbook and said so.
Hainan Island didn't turn around, saying, well, I don't want to go anyway.In this way, Hainan Island bid farewell to the campus again. Every day when we were in class, he tossed outside;
(End of this chapter)
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