Stupid and cute little demon: the emperor has no way to chase

Chapter 1 Some Precedents

Chapter 1: Some predecessors

The golden sun was shining above the head, and the little demons below felt a warmth. They were lazily unwilling to move, and they pricked up their ears to wait for Mr. Jing to speak.

Mr. Jinglian took a look at the panacea on the table with his old eyes, his face was still calm, and his heart was already full of joy.Slowly took a sip of Kung Fu tea, twitched the fine white beard, posed for the full score, and finally said: "The price of Jinglian Zhai is clearly marked, and I am very honored to be supported by all the ladies and ladies. Today, I will talk about these three nights A taboo in the underworld."

Jingjing Junshi is an old parrot who has practiced for thousands of years in Sanyeming, but still doesn't have much climate.But at any rate, he has a good mouth and kung fu, and he is self-motivated, so he opened the book-teaching business of the Refining Room to earn some elixir for improving his morality.

Facts have proved that his intention is excellent.Now that the world has changed, whether a woman is unmarried or married, who doesn't have a heart full of spring?Most of them are those with heavy tastes, such as the love between uncle and sister-in-law, taboo love, unethical love and so on, which always make some pregnant girls feel like they are drowning in water and can't stop.

"Looking at Liuhe in Jiuzhou today, there are only a handful of men who look very handsome, who can fight and protect the wife, who have to be extremely noble, and who can have a clean fortune. The Emperor Xiyuan of the Nine Heavens It is such a person." Mr. Jinglian opened his fan to block the sun, there were many little demons who came today, so he could only move the podium outside the courtyard, but he thought about the heavy income and the expectation of all the little demons. With small eyes, Mr. Jinglian upholds good professional ethics and unparalleled noble sentiments, so he endured it.

"Oh, there is this emperor in Jiuchongtian? I don't know why, but I have never heard of it." The little demon scratched his head, sure he couldn't remember.

"Well, it seems that Young Master He Chi had a grudge against him, so he issued a ban in Sanyeming, and no news about him has been heard since then. This is all hundreds of years ago. How do you know so much? "An old peach blossom demon returned.Then his cold gaze swept across the demons, and the meaning was very clear: whoever gets out the news that Lord Jinglian is speaking about banned books here will be dead!Immediately everyone understood, they stopped talking, put on a gentle and humble face, and listened quietly.

If it weren't for some common and rare stories, Jinglianzhai's business would not be booming.Mr. Jingjing is well versed in this way. Ever since he got mixed up in Sanyeming's book world, he has completely subverted the definition of love by many female demons, and given countless little demons the courage to pursue true love.

Moreover, as early as when he was an apprentice, Mr. Jinglian was obsessed with studying the relationship between market capacity and customers.After he opened the refining room, he immediately applied the knowledge he had learned to perfection, and with lightning speed, he sent those stupid shopkeepers who told innocent novels, shyly revealed pornographic plots, Under the market forecast that the future of lectures is bright, it is said that "you are not as good as hell, so I will go to hell".

Mr. Jinglian slapped the gavel in his hand familiarly, and the saliva splashed across the face of the locust tree demon who was sitting close to him. He entered the rhythm in an instant, but his voice was not at all old-fashioned, loud and powerful, "This emperor It's amazing!"

All the monsters immediately held their breath and concentrated, without even rolling their eyes.

"The above conditions, if you search carefully, you can find a few people. The most important thing is the deep love. I really can't find a second person in Jiuzhou Liuhe. I'm afraid it will make the beauty uncomfortable."

"I think that the emperor was not an emperor back then, but a fairy who practiced on Huaxu Mountain; Liuyin Shangxian was not yet a Shangxian, but a descendant of the Fuxi clan on Huaxu Mountain. The two have been facing each other for tens of thousands of years. Childhood sweethearts and bamboo horses flowed forever, and the gorgeous and strange feelings like the sunset glow in the Red Line Square of the Moon Palace secretly grew, and I really only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals."

"Wow, is that Liuyin Shangxian who is known as the number one beauty in the fairy world? A mysterious beauty who has lived in the world for tens of thousands of years?" The beauty among beauties, the hero among heroes, the best story among good stories, the little demons were shocked, the little demons boiling.

"Exactly," Mr. Jingjing glanced at the monsters slyly, licked his thin lips and said, "The love sprouted among them, and in countless affectionate and passionate nights, the upside-down phoenix is ​​naturally The flow of water is formed. One night,...

In this passage, Mr. Jing's words are cumbersome yet precise, the rhetoric is gorgeous but not empty, and it is lifelike, which is really a stroke of genius.The process was so beautiful that all the goblins in the audience were fascinated by it.Unexpectedly, at this emotional moment, Refining Jun's teacup was set aside angrily, and all the monsters knew this action very well, and suddenly felt a sharp pain in their hearts.

Nowadays, there are some peerless sadomasochism popular. The happier the beginning, the sadder the ending, so that it can be welcomed by the audience.Don't look at those little demons who like happy endings, but if there are no tragedies in their stories, they will not be happy.Mr. Jingjing is an old man, and he has thoroughly considered the truth of human nature.

"That day was sunny and sunny, and the sky was bright and clear. Lord Chi Yemo Chengyun was playing in the clouds. He passed by Huaxu Mountain and saw a woman in a scarlet dress dancing under the peach grove. It was overshadowed. So, the heart of the Demon Lord, who was always beating, moved again without any suspense. Immediately, Da Lala sent a group of demon envoys to rush to Huaxu Mountain. It was obviously a marriage proposal, but secretly it was a forced marriage. You know Three Nights Ming and Jiuchongtian have lived in peace for tens of thousands of years, but recently they seem to be ready to move. Fuxi was once the father god of creation, and his holy name spread far and wide. , and complied."

Those who come to listen to the book are all little monsters, but they are also monsters with a swaying heart. He couldn't help but secretly scolded the Demon Lord a few words.

"At this time, Xianjun Xiyuan was sent to Huaxu Xianshan by his father since he was a child. He has practiced for 5000 years, and in another 5000 years, he will inherit the thunder and fire and inherit the throne. Now the Fuxi family has died. For the wedding, preparations for San Yeming's grand ceremony were in a hurry, and the situation was critical, but Immortal Xiyuan had one-sided affection for Immortal Fairy Liuyin, so he concealed it from his father, and endured the thunder and fire on his own on the throne."

"There are still 5000 years left, how can Immortal Lord Xiyuan inherit the catastrophe?" asked the little demon.

Lord Jingjing nodded inscrutably, "Everything in the world still has the law of rebirth, and it is true that Feixian becomes a king. Although Xianjun Xiyuan was born with a fairy body, he has been cultivated for thousands of years on Huaxu Mountain. Naturally, he has cultivated profound skills, but Tianlei The earth fire is only received at the full age, and now it is forced to ignite, it is against the will of heaven, it must be much more severe than usual, not to mention that it cannot be tolerated, and it is unknown if it is wiped out in ashes."

Among the demons, there was a little demon shedding tears, as if she was the Immortal of Liuyin, such a beloved treats each other wholeheartedly, no matter what kind of circumstances she really ravages.I only hope that I will be with him in the blue sky and the yellow spring, life and death, and the sea will dry up and the rocks will die.

"How about the emperor? Can he stand the thunder and fire that day?" asked the little demon.

Mr. Jingjing's old eyes were small, and there was a little light of admiration, "Emperor Xiyuan is really a man. After only three days of thunder and fire, he got up and marched to meet him regardless of the scars all over his body. The calamity of taking over the throne back then He accepted it early, and he also thought that with military power, he would have a bargaining chip to contend with San Yeming."

"But I remember that the Demon Lord has many concubines, but he has not yet had a queen. After all, he did not marry Shangxian Liuyin, but the Demon Lord lost?"

Mr. Refined shook his head, shaking his old beard and beard on his chest, "This is the pity of this period of eternal love. After all, the emperor is a little young and frivolous, and he reluctantly endured the catastrophe. I was very lucky to come back with my life, but I didn't expect that those old fellows of the Fuxi clan are old cunning people, they made preparations early and signed a contract with the Demon Lord, the battle was fierce, but they didn't fight in the end."

"Then the emperor is with Shangxian Liuyin?"

Lord Jingjing sighed again, his voice was rather sad and sad, "It's a good story for the emperor to become a beauty when he rushed to the crown. But the devil king consciously brushed off his face and felt uncomfortable, so he made an agreement with Fuxi's descendants to keep the Kyushu Liuhe His kindness, but Shangxian Liuyin will not marry for life."

Lord Jingjing talked for a long time before he realized that he was thirsty and took a sip of tea, but the monsters couldn't come back to their senses for a long time, and they couldn't help themselves. A man like Dijun who is more impossible to meet than looking for a needle in a haystack, if he taught himself to meet him, it would be worth it even if he disappeared in ashes.

Xiao Yao wondered: "Is this the end?"

Lord Jinglian glanced at her lightly, and said: "Of course not. Jiuzhong's heavenly laws are strict, and Emperor Xiyuan hastily accepted the thunder and earth fire to attack the throne, and he has military power, holding [-] heavenly soldiers. At this time, Jiuzhong All the immortals in the sky hadn't come to their senses, and when all the flags and drums died down, the emperor of heaven was furious, and he was taught that he didn't know the importance, and regarded Jiuchongtian's safety as a trivial matter, so he cut off his military power and exiled him in the Mangxi Palace, with a vain high position , but he is quite a leisurely emperor.”

A gleam of hope suddenly rose in the hearts of all the monsters, and they were even more disappointed when they heard this.The little demon was even more puzzled, and there was a trace of indignation in his tone: "Is this the end?"

Lord Jinglian stared at her, and his tone became a little impatient: "Of course not. The ending is that Immortal Lady Liuyin cultivated to become an immortal, and spent tens of thousands of years alone in Huaxu Xianshan, and the emperor lived tens of thousands of years in Mangxi Palace alone. Nian heard that it was also very peaceful, so far the two places are lonely and there is no good story."

All the demons couldn't help wiping away their tears, but the little demon was very stubborn and asked, "Is this really the end?"

Mr. Jing Jing was a little annoyed, and said coldly: "What else do you want?"

The little demon spread out her hands knowingly, and said depressedly: "It's really like this, what a pity."

The story came to an end at this point, the voices of regret kept coming and going, and all the monsters stood up in a daze, ready to go back to the house, but Lord Jinglian slapped his forehead and lived up to everyone's expectations: "That's right, I forgot about the emperor's business. There is still one more crop, welcome to visit next time!"

Hearing that the eyes of all the monsters were shining, the haze in their hearts was swept away, and they were full of energy as if they had been injected with chicken blood, and finally gradually dispersed with satisfaction.

The tea was cold, and June was also very boring, so she patted on the embroidered silk skirt and got up to leave.

This June is the little demon who just kept asking questions.She was very satisfied with Yaolin's recommendation. The story told by Mr. Jinglian of Jingjingzhai was really good, but it was too sad.June doesn't like these sad things very much, so she always asks, looking forward to a happy ending, but things in the world can't always be so perfect.

For a woman's love, you don't need to look at the result, it is the deep love in the middle, which can last a lifetime.So, while lamenting in June, she still couldn't help but yearn for it.

Does my husband like me that much?

Can he also become a beauty in anger?

My husband-in-law, my husband-in-law...could it be the one with whom I was engaged?Hey.

When she was young, she fought with a carp spirit, and then it became more and more fierce, and the grievances were deep, until she had a big fight, but she was lost in mana.Her mother tried her best to save her down, she was seriously injured, and when she woke up, she forgot her past.

At this point, the husband-in-law he has engaged with has made his debut.Her family members are withered, her mother is the last relative of his mother's family, she seems to be a cousin of the third aunt's niece and granddaughter's family. Called Uncle Master, saw his face twitched for a long time, but finally did not refute.Because the process of pondering was too long and nerve-wracking, she assumed that he had agreed.

She still remembers that her mother was holding one of her hands and the other hand of her uncle before she died. She was a little embarrassed and wanted to withdraw, but her mother rubbed her hands together with all her strength. We are together, now that I think about it, maybe it will come back to life, so her mother was very energetic at that time.

Her mother was about to go west, her breath was getting weaker, but her tears still couldn't let her go, and it took a long time for her mouth to smack and close before she could fully explain what her mother said, and it was also very difficult for June Li Suo: "You have been short-hearted since you were a child, and you are not a smart child. You have suffered the most in your life. Loss. Mother will die soon this time, and she will not be able to protect you much. I guess your life will not be easy. Every time you think about it Here, Mother really will not die with peace in her eyes."

June had forgotten everything before, her whole body was chaotic, and her mind was a mess, and she didn't have much affection for this old mother, so she was not very sad.But at that time, her mother was crying very sadly, and she couldn't let go of every mouthful, which made her feel very uncomfortable.

Her mother was reluctant to die, but she had no choice but to die this time when her vitality was severely injured and she was unable to recover.Her mother's eyeballs trembled a few times, several times when June thought they were about to close, and finally turned to his uncle.In the misty eyes, he was grateful to his uncle, and said his last words with his last breath, "That's all right, we have such a relative in our family, he has always treated our family well, so please trouble him to take care of you." , if he is willing, he will marry you; if he is not willing, you can be a little boy and follow him, and you don't make trouble, and according to your natal family, you will not be wronged too much."

Hearing this, June's head buzzed, as if the paste flower inside had exploded, and her eyes eccentrically looked at her uncle, seeing her uncle smiling at her gently, she agreed very happily: "It's nothing, my yard is big It's very good, it doesn't matter if you charge her one more."

She has no relationship with her mother, but at least her mother always said that she was planning for her before she died, so she couldn't bear to see her still panting and suffering, so she gritted her teeth and nodded to her mother.Her mother forced a smile, and the breath finally lived up to everyone's expectations, and she never breathed back.

Since she was the last relative, her mother should have entrusted her to him before she died, and by the way, the marriage affairs were settled together.

Once everything was done, cleanly and neatly, finally, her mother closed her eyes contentedly.

　The prequel of the silly and cute little demon: "Lori Fairy: God King and Demon Head Stewed in a Pot" has been opened, welcome everyone to come and enter the pit!
　　
　
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