Stupid and cute little demon: the emperor has no way to chase

Chapter 2 Don't Panic, Uncle
Chapter 2: Don't panic, uncle
It was the first time in my pale memory that I had a mother, but this mother seemed to have very little predestined relationship with him, and within a day of their acquaintance, he reached the Western Bliss.At this point, June felt that her mind, which was not very clear, became even more confused.

Uncle is very righteous, and her mother's funeral is also very decent, June basically didn't do much.In June's memory, which had nothing at all, she didn't know what the funeral was all about, so she followed some serving maids and burned paper money.

My uncle also came over at some point, squatted beside her and burned her together. Suddenly, Sujie wiped her eyes with his sleeve. I'm so sad, I won't be out of this show."

"Ah?" June didn't know why, and guessed that what he was talking about was that the opera singers outside the palace didn't agree with him. In fact, according to the relationship between the two of them, her uncle was really benevolent, so she went Tactfully said: "It's nothing, Yaolin said that demons have sung songs to save lives, I think you are used to joy, and you have never heard these sad tunes, it is hard for you." She pushed the uncle's hand away, He took out a handkerchief to cover the corners of his eyes, "It just so happens that the smoke here is so heavy that my eyes are almost unbearable. I'll change it with you."

June got up and wanted to leave, but unexpectedly the gentle uncle grabbed her by the sleeve, and June turned the soles of her feet, unable to move.Uncle's voice was neither happy nor sad, as if it had been brewed a thousand times, so there was no disturbance: "I knew...for you, you always pretend to be passionate, and it's rare to get a glimpse of your sincerity."

Uh, self-indulgence?This word was very ambiguous, which really surprised the little demon June.But if you think about it carefully, you and your uncle have only met each other, where did you get so much affection?Thinking about it carefully, June blushed: that's amazing!I think he thought it was my mother's death that made me sad, but now I wake up and realize that my eyes are blinded by smoke, and I praised my filial piety in vain, not seeking to win his favor, but I don't know how unbearable I am in his heart now?

Alas, this first impression is really not good, but as the saying goes, "overwhelmed water is hard to recover", so I have to let it go.June's heart trembled, and she said submissively: "Uncle, I'd better burn paper money here."

The uncle didn't say a word, and stood still for a long time without moving.

Her sinister side was revealed, and June was so ashamed that she didn't know how to deal with herself, and she couldn't leave without authorization.Nothing in June, stood respectfully by the side, waiting for my uncle to speak.Unexpectedly, the uncle slowly loosened her sleeves, and said in a hoarse voice: "It's nothing, it's noisy outside, it's fine if I burn it here."

June fled in a hurry.

When meeting my uncle and master, there is neither love nor love at first sight.He was just a burden that his mother had no choice but to leave behind, and he accepted it thinking of his affection.But she knew that this was not the **** that the world talked about.

But in the world, a match made by parents and mothers usually only wins the favor of parents, but not oneself.But when they got engaged, the parents forgot one most important thing, that is, it was their children who would marry.So, a tragedy.

For example, the youngest daughter of Aunt Yaolin's family is a very handsome pear tree spirit. It just so happens that his house is next to Li Shujing's family.So the two of them just turned [-] years old, and the two elders of their family slapped the table, and the tree was entangled with the vine, and the vine was entangled with the tree. Isn't it fate?So the matter was settled.Unexpectedly, the little plum tree spirit and the little pear tree spirit leaned on the door and looked at each other for hundreds of years. They didn't develop much affection, but it was the result of seeing each other and hating each other.However, her natal home was still close, and the little pear tree spirit packed her bags and went back to her natal home, so she would inevitably be driven back, so she couldn't find Yaolin's place, and her nose and tears every day, greatly sounded the alarm for June.

With this template, June thought carefully that the circumstances of herself and uncle were indeed not suitable for a couple.

Recalling the relationship between himself and his father-in-law, listening to the story told by Mr. Jinglian, and comparing his uncle with Emperor Xiyuan, June was depressed.He became a beauty because of her, disregarding life and death; his uncle picked her up for nothing, and survived for 300 years, but he still didn't have a lot of affection, let alone ruin the world for her in the future. Although the matter of sex can be met but not sought, June will not be too entangled, but there is no woman in the world who does not yearn for it.

In fact, the matter of her mother back then was very mysterious. She was confused and had a new engagement, but she couldn't remember anything. Those days were chaotic, and she was led away like a puppet. There was no suspicion .So on a dark and windy night, she cautiously avoided Yaolin, opened up her spiritual sense, and sniffed carefully on her uncle.

This matter needs to be done with caution.She pulled off the uncle's clothes, wanting to smell it better, but she didn't know that his uncle was wrapped in so many layers of clothes on a hot summer night, as if he was afraid of being frivolous.June's face was startled, she and him had just had an in-law, could it be that she was on guard against herself?Thinking of this, my heart suddenly trembled, and it was reasonable to tremble with my heart that was already a little trembling.

As expected, my uncle woke up.

The uncle's abnormally fair face was stained with a thin layer of rosy red, and he closed his lapels unnaturally, as expected, he looked like he was being frivolous.

With this appearance, June dawned, and my uncle felt aggrieved for accepting her.

The uncle's voice was a little rough, and he asked, "What are you doing to me in the middle of the night?"

It was only then that June realized that at some point, she had fallen on top of his uncle.With embarrassment on June's face and tight body, she rolled straight down.

June rubbed her sore buttocks, supported the edge of the bed to get up slowly, and hurriedly argued: "Master, don't panic, after all, I am your niece, and of course I dare not belittle my master."

The uncle's eyes rolled around her body, and he nodded, seeming to believe it or not: "This is your mother's last words, and the dead are the greatest. If you really want to do something, uncle will not refuse."

Uncle's words were really bad, and June felt ashamed when he heard it, so he could only tell the truth: "Don't blame uncle, I just want to smell the smell of uncle, it smells good."

"I see. So you don't believe me. After all I've done, you still don't believe me." The uncle understood it, and sighed faintly, feeling very heartbroken.

At this moment, June Fang suddenly realized that he was wrong, or a big mistake.I don't have much money, my uncle has helped so much, how can I be so fascinated to doubt him?And she was his mother's last relative, and he also valued her, so it's no wonder my uncle's heart ached.June repented at the beginning, and repented and said: "Uncle, I was wrong, I will go back now, have a dream and forget this wrong thing completely, and I hope uncle will forget it too, don't keep it in your heart, it will add more A lot of sadness."

Uncle's expression softened a little when he heard the words, he nodded and said: "You are a fool, and I know that, so naturally I won't argue with you."

Hearing this remark, June felt better, and felt that her uncle was very generous and broad-minded.Unexpectedly, her uncle's slender fingers slowly moved onto the belt, eh, it seems to be untied?

Uncle is worthy of being an uncle, undressing in front of a junior like June, he can still be so calm and calm.Uncle's eyes were foggy, as if he hadn't woken up and his dream was disturbed by someone, he looked at June and said, "But you do have relatives from our own family, if you don't believe me, come up and hear about it." Said After a light tugging with his hand, layers of clothes suddenly fell to the floor, revealing his fair and lean chest, well, at that time, June thought it was very eye-catching.

The uncle is very calm, without any sense of romance.Therefore, June also needs to calm down, lest he make a joke.The uncle looked at her, even if the uncle closed his eyes half-closed, June still felt the burning eyes.June's heart slumped, her face was red and her ears were red, she put her nose up, took a sniff, and immediately threw away her helmet and armor and fled.She felt very embarrassed by the sight of that night.

The dust has settled in this life of smelling June.

Hey, it really is the same thick and turbid demonic smell that is exactly the same as his own. It is so thick and faintly reveals a faint fragrance of the dark night. In the Three Nights, it must be only him and him.It really is a real monster of the family.

At that time, she suddenly realized that his uncle's ideas were very novel, and his methods were also very novel. Such novel people are rare nowadays, and the uncle is a treasure.

June was bouncing all the way, and the Buzhi fire bell on his wrist jingled, which was really nice.This was used by his uncle to find out her whereabouts.Since she had this string of dark green bells in her hands, June's life has been completely gloomy.

I remember that my uncle beckoned to her very kindly that day, June respected him as an elder, and passed obediently.The uncle's slender and pale fingers rummaged through the inside of the robe, and finally handed her a string of jasper fire bells, saying it was for her as a magic weapon.

June felt that the bell was round and bright, and looked very festive, so she took it over happily, and couldn't help but thank her.She fiddled happily with her hands for a long time, only to realize that she couldn't take it off.Her face suddenly turned pale, and she asked her uncle dryly, "Why can't you take it off?"

The uncle flipped her sleeves, took a closer look, and said with a gratified smile: "Sure enough, Chihe didn't deceive me. This Buzhi fire bell melts into the skin. It is indeed a sacred object of the Buddhas of the Western Heaven."

June remembered that she was so angry that tears were about to fall, she tilted her head and told him to go back the same way.

Chihe is the golden peacock in front of the Buddha of the Western Heaven. He has practiced in the pure land of Buddhism for thousands of years, but he still can't clean his roots.Recently, I was bored wandering around Sanyeming, and I don't know what method my uncle used to deceive this treasure.

These past events are really unbearable to look back on, since they are unbearable to look back on, then don't look back.

It's not easy to be happy this time in June.On ordinary days, I sneaked out of Sanyeming for only three to five days, and my uncle will definitely send someone to catch me back.This time coincided with the feast of flat peaches held once every 500 years by the Queen Mother of the Kunlun Fairy Mountain West. He and Chi He went there early, and it was estimated that this trip would take at least one day.Well, one day in the sky and one year on the ground, yes, I have been wandering for at least a year.

Thinking of this, June's heart was already a little bit flustered, and a peaceful cloud was drawn at random, and she rushed to the mortal world with great interest.

Wherever June went, it was the most bustling imperial capital in the world.Seeing the bustling streets and the dazzling array of shops, there are also these three nights, most of which are more exquisite than the ordinary world. So far, June has defined the ordinary world: the so-called ordinary world is a group of people who have lost their mana and have a short lifespan. demon.

But in three days, June ate the famous food of the capital from the streets to the alleys, and some novelties were almost ready, June just felt bored, lying in a teahouse drinking boring tea.

"I heard that there is a stunning new girl in Temple Shadow Pavilion. Even You Yinsheng, the prime minister's son who has never been close to women, is fascinated. It seems that she is really beautiful. Look, I'm sure I'll regret it for the rest of my life."

Looking at the prestige, June saw a slender man with a dry and yellow face holding a teacup in his hand, admiringly.Kong has a good skin, looking at his listless appearance, he must be full of wine and sex.Well, yes, he is a good-natured person who knows how to be drunk today.

"Oh, I heard that Miss Xuewen spends a lot of money when she sees each other, and now she has a patron, so it must not be easy to see." One of the tea guests responded, seeming to be mocking, but also feeling regretful.

Temple Shadow Pavilion?It must be a brothel in the world, which is a novelty.Sanye Mingli has everything, but the years are long, and it is not like ordinary people who know how to enjoy themselves in time, so I have never seen a brothel in operation.In June, I felt that Chiye Mojun did not really do it properly. He obviously had a lot of wine and meat all day long, but he didn't realize that "the joy of all is worse than the joy of being alone", so the demon Hongxing in Sanyeming had the highest rate of going out of the wall. It certainly makes sense.

Arriving at Temple Shadow Pavilion, June swaggered to go in, but the gatekeeper stopped her when he saw that she was a woman.The gatekeeper had a bad temper, and was about to yell and curse, when he raised his head to look at her face, he suddenly seemed to lose his soul, and smiled happily: "Girl, this is a man's place, you are a girl, how can you come here?"

June carefully remembered the brief and subtle facial changes of this boy.It is rare for someone to appreciate her beauty, and June is very encouraged.June paused, and admitted her mistake in a very humane way. She came here in a hurry, and didn't care about it, so she politely said: "It's my fault to bother you two big brothers, but now it's hard for big brother Do it, I'll change into men's clothes and come back."

She was eager to go to the tailor shop in the east of the city to put on her clothes, but unexpectedly, the young boy pulled her sleeves in a hurry and refused to let go. His tone was very frivolous: "Since the girl is here, why don't you go away? Brother, I will tell you a trick and teach you." Women can go in too."

June saw that he really wanted to chat with her, so as not to disturb his interest, so she showed a look of seeking knowledge, and asked in a low voice: "Then please tell me, brother."

The young servant smiled wretchedly, and said as expected: "If you want to enter the girl's house, you have to sell your body. The girl's appearance is better than that of Xuewen girls. There must be countless ministers under her skirt in the future, and she will not be able to enter the small temple. ?”

June shook her head bored, she thought there was some strange method, but it was still too old-fashioned, it seems that people in the mortal world are still very simple.People have the seven emotions and six desires, and lust is also human nature. These Junes understand it and will not argue with him.Seeing that the boy was reluctant to let go, June touched the back of the boy's hand lightly with his fingertips, and he moved away in a daze.

Everywhere I go today, I hear Miss Xuewen's name, and June feels that it is very destined, so she wants to see her no matter what.Finally something to do, June was very excited, and hurried in without changing clothes.Unexpectedly, as soon as she entered, she was like a dazed bee crashing into a bush of thousands of flowers, everywhere was full of fragrant clothes and shadows competing for beauty, and the spring light in her eyes made her mind, which had always had no sense of direction, even more chaotic.

June said "color is emptiness", and she froze her head for a while, guessing that the top card must be in the upper room, so she walked through the most ornately decorated wing room for a while.

This shuttle is worth the several pornographic books in Yao Lin's hands, and he encountered many erotic things.June was shy and irritable, but she was still a little curious, she couldn't help but take a second look, and immediately covered her eyes.She secretly praised in her heart: Although it took a little effort, they were very happy together. No wonder the sex between fish and water is always greedy, but if it is with the uncle... Thinking of this, June suddenly dumped herself A slap in the face made me tremble, would my uncle care about this matter?
By accident, June finally ran into Miss Xuewen's room.

"The young master said he didn't care, but he was willing to give up his reputation of being unfeminine for her, and spent a lot of money, but it was just begging for some wine every day, so she must not be light in the young master's heart. "Miss Xuewen said with a smile, but June felt that the laughter was not very happy, um, vaguely like what Yaolin described, jealousy?

June looked at the top card, and saw that she had a swan face with slender eyebrows, creamy skin, and clear facial features. She was quite pleasant, but it was far from the earth-shattering weeping ghosts and gods in her heart, and she was a little disappointed.But then I changed my mind to appreciate her appearance carefully, um, Yumo Mortal’s taste is not quite the same as Sanye Mingzhong’s, or women’s tastes are different from men’s, so I have gained a lot of experience.

She moved her eyes to the side, and her eyes suddenly lit up, but she felt that the man beside her was handsome and extraordinary, with the appearance of a fairy.

Hearing her words, the man pondered for a long time, and suddenly said with a smile: "She is indeed different, but she is different from ordinary women."

Before the words fell, a woman's angry voice was heard rushing towards the room: "You Yinsheng, you don't want to throw me away in this life, I will definitely marry you!"

The woman walked gracefully, but unexpectedly kicked lightly, and the red lacquered door burst open with a loud bang. It was really "a person can't be judged by appearance", so startled that the beauty in the room fell back into the young man's arms, slamming his chest Hold on tightly, and it took a long time to come back to his senses, and smiled weakly at the young master: "This girl is indeed different from ordinary women."

June looked at the woman in front of her again, she was really a stately beauty, even more beautiful than that Xuewen beauty.The visitor saw that Xuewen was lying in his arms, with a lovely and pitiful appearance, with some tears in his eyes, and thinking of the many hardships on the way to chase him, he couldn't help it anymore, and grabbed that Xuewen. pulled out.June looked at it, and the face of the card had a close contact with the ground, and the nosebleeds flowed, um, it was tragic.

"Xuewen", You Yinsheng was also shocked, he reached out his hand to help her up, but when he heard the words of the visitor, he didn't move his hand for a long time, and froze there.

"You never get close to other women in front of me, even with a glance, but now..."

The woman's words were sad and heart-shattering, and even a person like June, who is so unpredictable, also soaked in: "You said that you only like me, and you only like me in every lifetime, even if you are reincarnated, you only like me. We clearly agreed..." She wiped her tears, her voice was dark and hoarse: "But you don't remember...you don't remember anything, but I foolishly want you to remember every time, no matter you forget how many times……"

"But you can't remember, you can't remember anything..."

She muttered endlessly, her face was red all over, very sad.The man stared at her in a daze for a moment, his eyes flickered, and he walked over in a daze, as if he wanted to hold her in his arms, but she suddenly got up, her body lost all sorrow, and turned into a lingering aura, and shouted loudly : Where is the monster, dare to hide here, what is his intention? "After that, he slapped June on the forehead.

June was soaking in her words, and was reminiscing about the sadness in her words, so she didn't expect it.When I came here, I could smell the pure and exuberant air of Pianran, but I thought that my magic skills could be regarded as profound in Sanyeming, so I didn't take her seriously.Unexpectedly, taking advantage of her unpreparedness at this time, she slapped her head and head with a slap, June still didn't clear up the situation, and now she can't avoid it.

The palm was so fierce that it was about to cover her forehead, but it almost stopped near the corner of her eyes and passed by the wind.June heard the woman's voice trembling and hopeful, but still unsure, she called out in a low voice: "Langya..."

(End of this chapter)