I'm Mrs.

Chapter 11

The grandma didn't care about him at all, and started to rummage through my clothes and trouser pockets when I came up. Naturally, I couldn't tear it apart with my strength, and within two rounds, the yellow paper in my body was pulled out by the grandma, " Si'er, where did you put it! You still have it on your body! What a good thing this is!"

"Playing with fire."

I smiled and replied, "It's so good!"

The grandma obviously wanted to scold me, but she opened her mouth for a long time, but she just sighed, "What's the matter, what's the matter, I don't want to make a mistake. If you go to school, you will be so worried! Go home! What are you doing today?" You can’t go either. Someone will come to your door to complain every day. Bao’er, you can’t let your grandma save yourself. Then your great grandpa went to a foreign school and can read foreign characters. Not only is he proficient in Qimen Dunjia, he also Can see a doctor, what do you think you..."

"Grandma, what is Qimen tortoise shell?"

"Dunjia!"

"Oh." I nodded and muttered, "Stew... But my grandma never made it."

The grandma sighed, "It's no wonder the two blind men itch when they mention you, it's a worry..."

Before I finished speaking, I suddenly looked resigned, "Forget it, Sibao, let's not go out and run around today, just stay at home and listen to your grandma reading villain books for you, okay, grandma will buy you popsicles .”

My eyes lit up when I heard popsicles, "Okay, I'll eat popsicles at home."

……

Because of the popsicles, I sat upright at home, and my grandmother took a yellowed little book and read it to me seriously. I can’t go to my grandfather’s house casually during the day, and my grandmother said that my grandfather is sick. I can't be noisy, so I can't watch TV even if I don't get an amnesty. I can only listen to my grandma reading comic books and telling stories to me.

My grandma loves to do this job very much. In her words, few women in her era can read and write, so she likes to read to me when she is free, so as to express her pride. strengths.

"... Zhang Wazi looked at the spy Xiaomu, stepped forward and directly inserted a spoon into the enemy's heart..."

"Grandma, why is the spoon so powerful?"

"Well, this..."

Grandma was about to explain, but she saw grandma come in in a hurry, so she directly stuffed the comic book into my hand, "Sibao, look at the picture yourself...Fengnian, why are you back?"

With a cold face, grandma ran straight to the house where Mama Hei was enshrined, "It's not right, everything doesn't fit, the clothes don't fit well, and people don't like to leave. I even knocked on the door when I came in. I have to come back and get something." Son, if you don't calm down for a while, you may be afraid of moths!"

The great-grandmother nodded again and again, "Is there any resentment in her heart? Her daughter-in-law didn't say that she took good care of her when she was alive..."

"It shouldn't have anything to do with this. When a person dies, he has to go on the road quickly. I wonder why she doesn't leave! What's the matter with trying to cheat the corpse!"

Grandma responded, and came out with a rolled up yellow cloth in her hand. When she walked outside the door, she took a special look at me, "Sibao, don't run around today! Just now your Grandpa Chen and I Say you did a good job, wait for me to come back at night to clean up yours!"

I watched my grandma hurried out of the yard with popsicle sticks and chopsticks in my mouth, "Grandma, what is grandma holding in her hand?"

"Lingqi, five-way troops and six-way soldiers, you have to give this flag some face. This flag is still passed down from your wife and grandfather..."

As soon as the great-grandmother said this, her face was full of fascination, "I think your wife and grandpa used to preside over the sacrifices in the palace. After returning home, they built the Xue family mansion under the Baishan Mountain. The limelight was the same. At that time This mountain is also called Baihu Mountain. In our family, the people with the most enlightenment in Baihu Mountain are able to pass down the great gods from generation to generation because of their great understanding. For example, your grandma is a famous great god. Your mother can't count on her, our Xue family will rely on you from now on."

I picked my nose and looked at my grandma, but I couldn't understand at all, "Grandma, I want to take King Kong out to play."

The grandma touched my head, "Sier, God is not open, such a juicy girl, why would she commit something wrong? Bai Husha's brain is not normal after being washed, you call you stupid, I think you are smarter than anyone else!" Come on, you're still talking silly, Si'er, your uncle said that as long as you cry, the yin and yang will be more balanced, you said, can you cry when I'm dead?"

I laughed twice, "Why are you crying, then you are enjoying yourself."

"Ugh!"

The grandma shook her head and stood up, smiling helplessly, "It's a blessing, I'm about to be [-], I should enjoy the blessing... Hey, four treasures! Come back!!"

I couldn’t sit still, as my grandma said, I had thorns in my buttocks. After playing around in the yard for a while, King Kong saw my elder brother passing by with a drawing board on his back, and I yelled, “Brother!”

"Four Treasures."

He looked at me and smiled gently, then greeted my grandma behind me, "Grandma!"

The grandma responded, "Family tree, what are you doing, go to the mountains to paint the wind!"

The eldest brother chuckled, "Grandma, that's called Caifeng, I won't go today, isn't the grandma of the Han family passed away, grandma told me to go to painting Caitou."

Xue Jiashu is my eldest brother, but everyone in the village knows that my uncle was not born to my grandma, but was picked up and raised by my grandma outside.

My grandma often said that the fate of the children of the Xue family is very thin. If she hadn't picked up my uncle back then, she might not have accumulated virtue and gave birth to the twins of the second uncle and my mother.

Although my elder brother is ten years older than me, he was very patient when coaxing me to play and never lost his temper, but my grandma never let me go to play with him. It's a disaster, the paper and paint are all money.

"Okay, then hurry up, and come over for dinner after finishing painting tonight!"

"Okay, try your best, but drawing material head is a delicate work, I have to draw it for others."

The eldest brother responded and looked at me again, "Sibao, I will take you to play after I finish my work."

"I also need to go!"

"no!"

Grandma caught me when she came up, "You can't go anywhere today, what's so interesting about people having a funeral! Stay at home! Jiashu, you go your own way, it's important to go to business first!!"

Grabbing the back of my neck, my grandma did not forget to tell my elder brother at the top of her voice, "Family tree! Draw well for others! Male left and female right, male painting rises step by step, female painting rhinoceros looking at the moon! Don't Wrong drawing!!!”

(End of this chapter)