I'm Mrs.

Chapter 10 Southwest Road, You Go Forward
After my grandma and Sun Guixiang left, I looked up at my grandma: "Grandma, am I wrong?"

The grandma looked indignant, "Yes, that's ignorant, blinding her child for nothing... Hey! Sibao, what are you doing!"

"Let's play!!"

Why don't you go watch it if it's so lively!
The grandma shouted anxiously from behind, "Come back! What's the fun in having a funeral!"

I don't listen to my grandma. I ran out like a rabbit and followed behind my grandma. I know that my grandma handles these things in our village. She is not only a great god, but also responsible for the red and white affairs in the village. A midwife, but because both the mother and the child died when the second aunt delivered the baby, after that, the midwife business quit.

But even if I don’t wash my hands, I don’t think there is much prospect for the midwife business. Our village is not so closed. After me, there will be no children in the village who are born on the top of the kang. The risk is too great!

Another powerful one is the Hei Mama who is enshrined in my grandma’s house. As long as my grandma mentions the name of Hei Mama, no one in the village will be afraid. What is Chen Blind Li Blind Xu Banxianer? To eat this kind of food, you have to be polite to Mama Hei and give your grandma face. Although my grandma's feng shui is not good enough, the food of Banxian'er alone is relatively hard to eat in the village.

Of course, there will definitely be people who will question my grandma's ability. At that time, my grandma will say that there are things that I, Xue Fengnian, can't do, and my elder brother. As for who my grandma's elder brother is, I have only heard it from some people in the village. , It is said that he is not playing with Xian'er, but he is powerful, but where is the cat, and how is it so powerful, then I don't know.

Anyway, whenever I make a mistake at home, my grandma will let me kneel in front of Mama Hei’s hall and think about it. I don’t know what to think about, so I just sit on my knees. Kind-hearted and kind-hearted, judging by her age, she should be about the same age as grandma, so I asked grandma if her surname was Hei, so why is she called mother Hei and not grandma Hei?

The grandma said to me helplessly, "Sier, don't talk nonsense and talk to yourself, you know, Mama Hei is an old lady Hei, we have to respect her to call her Mama Hei, she is from our side. Great protector of the immortal."

Oh, I nodded half-understood, "Grandma always said that asking Mama Hei to go out is the one who can make grandma jump with her body, right?"

I've seen my grandma jumping like a master dancer. It's no lower than that python fairy. It's like a spring is installed under the feet. If you don't use a hemp rope to pull it, you can easily jump into the sky!

Grandma just laughed, "Mama Hei can't be easily invited, it's your grandma who used Mama Hei's arrogance to call a suitable fairy to come, and whoever is invited is the one. You know, Mama Hei is a Head!!"

I understood this, and I said I wanted to be the leader too, but the grandma still laughed, "Mother Hei has a benevolent heart to be able to lead the immortals, and she must be able to help others at the same time, and be kind to others." , people can trust you, and you, you have to have a kind heart in order to be blessed by Mama Hei and lead the Sifang Immortal Family, you know?"

I didn't move, I don't understand what kindness is good or not, but I find it very interesting to look at the statue, as if smiling at me, and I like to watch it, because I also love to laugh, smirk.

Leaning against the gate frame outside Han Lin's house, I listened to the sound of the suona, and watched the bustle. Han Lin was crying, snotting, kneeling at the door of his grandma's house and shouting loudly, Grandma, I don't want you to die. , I don’t want you to die, but I think there’s no reason to cry. When a person dies, he sleeps. What a big deal.

Looking bored, grandma came out with a stove hook. She didn't let us see when she wiped Han Lin's body and changed his clothes. I really wanted to help, but grandma was unreasonable and pushed me from the yard. Out!

Alas, I also want to remind grandma that the lice tails cannot be wiped off.

Still muttering in her heart, grandma swung the stove hook in her hand and planed it on the threshold of Han Lin's grandma's north house. After three times, she shouted, "You go forward on the Southwest Road. Let's go!!"

Then I changed the threshold planing, and still shouted, "Go forward on the Southwest Road!!"

Finally, I came to the threshold of my gate, looked at me in a low voice and said, "Go outside, people are afraid to come out if you are blocked here... Listen up, old lady of the Han family, you go forward on the Southwest Road! !!!”

I was pushed out by my grandma in a daze, I don't know what it means, who am I in the way?Who's coming out?

On the contrary, my grandma chased after me at this time, took my hand and walked back, "You child, don't block the door, your grandma is leading the way for the ghosts!"

"Who will lead the way, who is going to the Southwest Road?"

Reluctantly, I was dragged back by my grandma, "Don't go, I haven't seen enough, there will be something delicious in a while!"

Grandma looked at me with helpless eyes, "Sibao, what a bad luck, go home, I'll read you a little book for you!"

"I don't like to listen, I just want to watch the fun!"

"What's so interesting about that person, he couldn't find his way in the house when he died, so your grandma knocked on the door sill with a stove hook to guide people so that they can get out. You are blocked there, then Han Does Grandma Lin still dare to go out!"

I didn't understand, "How can she go out when she's asleep? Besides, the gate is so wide, so she can just pass by me if she wants to go out. I want to ask my grandma why she went to the southwest!"

"Tsk! That's a place where dead people go! You really want to piss me off!"

The grandma was so angry that she pulled me tightly along the way for fear that I would run away, and opened her mouth when she saw Blind Chen approaching, "Oh, Changsheng, why are you limping!"

The blind man's ears were sharp, and after distinguishing the voice of his grandma, he hummed for a while, "Aunt Xue, this is not a good thing that Xue Baosi of your family did! She bullied me and dug a hole in front of my feet ah!!"

As he said, he frowned, "Is that little bastard right next to you? I smelled that she was about to cause trouble!"

I broke free from my great-grandmother's hand, and stood across from blind Chen with a smile, "Grandpa Chen, I didn't dig a hole in front of your feet, I was just playing with mud!"

"Aunt Xue, did you hear that she still doesn't admit it! You say she can't dig well, but she digs in front of the blind man's feet. She just wants to sprain me to death!"

Grandma glanced at me, and said in a slightly displeased tone, "Okay, why are you fighting with a child? I don't think there's anything serious about your feet. When Ruowen comes back, I'll ask him to bring you some plaster. Take care of your mouth, what do my family's four treasures know, you will go out blindly every day!"

Blind Chen waved his hand, "Forget it, I won't waste time with you anymore, I heard that the old lady of the Han family is gone, I have to go and have a look, Aunt Xue, you have to keep an eye on your fourth son. It's because I'm afraid that my child will be rushed to that occasion and get sick, your child is easy to be washed by the dead and it's hard to walk away..."

After finishing speaking, he still didn't forget to speak threateningly in my direction, "Si'er, you little girl is making too many movies, look, I won't tell your grandma!"

Seeing that he was about to leave, I followed two steps, and put my hand into my trouser pocket, "Grandpa Chen, don't be angry with me, I'll give you money to buy delicious food, you can buy as much delicious food as you want!"

Blind Chen raised his brows, "Hey, the sun is coming out from the west today! You girl still knows how to be filial to me? Okay, bring it here, let me see how much you can give me to buy delicious food... hey Yo!"

As soon as he touched the thing I handed over, Chen Blind grinned his teeth and looked unhappy, "Aunt Xue! This child gave me the ghost paper! What kind of heart is she! She asked me to spend dead money!" !!!"

I giggled and said, "Anyway, you will definitely be able to spend it in the future. My grandma said that this one is old money!"

"It doesn't make sense!!"

Blind Chen yelled and limped away with a small stick like a god of plague, and the voice could still be heard accompanied by the mourning of the Han family, "Fengnian, your child is a little devil." Ah! Pure to ask for a bill!!"

(End of this chapter)