I'm Mrs.

Chapter 9 Lice

The woman dared not speak out after being scolded by her grandma. I know her. She is Han Lin's mother, Sun Guixiang.

Our village is divided into the upper pond and the lower pond, separated by a special road in the middle. Han Lin is two years older than me and is the head of our children in the lower pond. But we just know each other and don’t play together. The first reason is that boys like to play with boys, and the second is that no one in the village plays with me, either calling me stupid or calling me bad.

But I actually went to his house not long ago. Han Lin is very good at beckoning children. Is it necessary to be the boss? The things I sold were to win over, so when Han Lin announced in Xiatang that the candy his uncle bought for him from the big city would not be enough for the children in Xiatang to eat, I followed him.

Standing in a row in the yard, he sent them to me one by one, and said, "Xue Baosi, if you want to eat my candy, you have to listen to me from now on. Can you do it?"

I looked at him stupidly, "How can I listen to you..."

Sanpang next to him laughed, "Brother Lin, she's stupid, don't give her food, just give me her piece."

I smiled and nodded, "Yes, I'm stupid, I won't eat."

As I said that, I took the sugar in Han Lin's hand and stuffed it into my mouth. After a while, I spit it out and put it in the palm of my hand, and sent it to Han Lin, "Then, I'll try it." Give it back to you."

Han Lin took a step back full of disgust, "Okay, okay, you can go home and play by yourself."

Seeing this, I handed the candy with drool in my hand to San Pang's body, "San Pang, I'll give it to you, it's so sweet."

"Go away!!"

San Pang directly pushed it to me, "Aren't you disgusting!!"

I sat on the ground puzzled, but there was still a smile on the corner of my mouth, "It's not disgusting, I didn't eat it, you don't want it!"

At that time, there was a coughing sound from a shabby little house in the north of Han Lin's house, "Lin, don't bully the children!"

It was Han Lin's milk who spoke, and he responded, "No bullying, just give them candies! Milk! You can eat too!!"

After finishing speaking, he took a look at me and went to his grandma's room. I got up as if nothing happened, put the candy in my mouth and followed in. The room was very small, and there was a smell of urine. I was squeezed At the end, I found her grandma lying there as thin as a bone, with her arms exposed, covered with black spots that looked like sesame seeds.

As soon as Sanpang and the others smelled the strange smell in the room, they came out one after another holding their noses, talking straight out of their mouths and waiting for him to play. The front of me suddenly became bright, and I moved to the edge of the kang to look at the old man. Mrs.

Han Lin didn't mind the taste as much as I did, so he took a piece of candy and put it in the old lady's toothless mouth, "Milk, is it sweet?"

The old lady nodded in response, her gray eyes fell on me weakly, "Whose child are you from..."

"I belong to my grandma's..."

With sugar in my mouth, I answered vaguely, "Are you going to die?"

Han Lin glared at me right then, "Your grandma is going to die!"

I smiled and looked at him, "I've never seen my grandma, she might really be dead."

Han Linbai glanced at the old lady on the kang, "Grandma, don't talk to her, she is the granddaughter of Grandma Xue's family, she seems...something wrong with her mind, hey, Xue Baosi, what are you doing!"

I didn't say anything, but I was very interested in the black sesame seed growing on his grandma's arm at that time, and looked closely, "This, it looks like the lice growing on my head..." I said, picking it hard with my hands He said, "You get it off, and when you pinch it with your nails, it will bleed, it's fun."

Han Lin's expression at that time was obviously looking at a monster, "You are sick, this, this is not a lice! I wiped my milk, it can't be wiped off!"

"Ah."

I nodded in agreement, "This one has a long tail. Look, look carefully. It's a lice with a long tail. It turns out that a lice with a long tail can't be wiped off."

After I went back that day, I went to my grandpa’s house. I wanted to see if he was growing. After looking for a long time, I couldn’t find any lice. My grandma asked me what I was looking for on my grandpa. I turned around and replied: "I'm looking for a louse with a tail!"

As a result, my grandma hit me on the head with a spoon, "Lice tails only grow when people are not good. What the hell did your grandpa grow!"

Of course, after beating me, my grandma found out that what I knew was traceable. She asked me where I saw the lice tail, but how could I have time to explain it? I still have to catch the toad. Mantis, there are too many patterns to play, and I am very busy every day!
"Aunt Xue, if you think of me that way, I, Sun Guixiang, will really have no way to live. The guy in my family goes out to work every year in the middle of spring, and he can come back after the autumn harvest. Yes, can I take care of it! I don't want her to go either, she's gone to enjoy the blessing!"

Han Lin's mother was aggrieved when she cried, "She went to enjoy the blessings, but I was blamed, Master Qingtian! Where can I go to reason with this!!"

I washed my face and stood behind my grandma and nodded like a little adult, "Grandma, what auntie said is right, I have heard her tell Sanpang's mother that Han Lin's grandma is immortal, why not?" If you don’t want to die, you will be blessed if you die!!”

As soon as the words fell, Han Lin's mother stopped crying and looked at me in a daze, "You, you..."

I looked at her with a smile, "Auntie, you don't need to praise me, I heard what you said that day, and you said that the old lady was eating on the kang, why didn't she smoke herself to death? Save yourself trouble, how wonderful this is, Han Lin's grandma is fumigated to death! Go and enjoy the blessing!!"

"Oh my god, I'm dead!!!"

The more I talked about her, the more energetic she was, and she was about to bump into the frame of my door, so scared that King Kong screamed, and finally my grandma stopped, "Okay! Guixiang, you have nothing to do with it!" Everyone in the village knows it, but I’m afraid that the children will say it!”

Hey, I don't understand this, I looked back at my grandma again, I didn't make it up, I just recounted it truthfully!

Han Lin's mother is still smoking, "Auntie..."

"Crying is useful!"

Grandma walked up to her, "Did you change your old clothes?"

Han Lin shook his head, "I, I dare not."

Grandma sighed, "Then you look out of breath, why don't you wipe your hands and feet!"

Han Lin's mother still shook his head, "No, I was afraid, so I came to you directly..."

Grandma was speechless, "Success, I'll go and change it for you, and what about the materials, I'm sure."

Han Lin's mother nodded now, "When my mother-in-law fell ill last year, the coffin was laid."

Grandma responded, "Go and find the blower to enter the door first, and then prepare three catties and six taels of paper... Let's go, there are so many things to do! What are you doing in a daze!"

Sun Guixiang nodded her head and followed behind her grandma sullenly. The moment she turned around, she glanced at me and sang again, "Oh my mother, why did you just leave us and go away like this!!"

(End of this chapter)