I'm Mrs.

Chapter 8
Who knew that as soon as I made this request, my grandma's smiling face froze, "You took out the hoe just to eat popsicles."

"what."

I admitted generously, "Grandma, buy me crispy popsicles! I want to put them in a bowl and eat them with a spoon!"

In fact, I don’t care if I don’t know what to do, and I’m not curious about the guy who told me the weakness of Heilong. He knows who he loves, and if I can help grandma, grandma will be happy. If grandma is happy, she can buy me popsicles Son, otherwise who would get the hoe, that thing is dead and dead!
Grandma's face changed again, "What time is it, I can't buy any more! Go back to the house and sleep!!"

"Grandma, buy it for me!! Grandma!"

"You call me to beat you again at night!"

"Grandma!! I made you happy for nothing! Grandma!!"

I was laughing and yelling in the yard. Everyone thought I was talking crazy with my grandma. Only I knew that I was actually crying. Alas, the phrase 'crying is like laughing' is used by me every day. It's a perfect performance!

After tossing and tossing for a long time, until I tossed from the ground to the kang, and finally I was dragged by my neck and pressed into the bed by my grandma. When my eyelids were fighting, I was still muttering, "Grandma, I want to eat popsicles, I want to eat popsicles Son……"

Grandma asked softly beside her, "Are you asleep?"

I want to say that I didn't fall asleep, let me lick a popsicle and I will fall asleep, but my eyelids are too heavy, and I can't open them no matter how much I hold on...

"Fell asleep."

Grandma responded, "It can be considered to have stopped."

I felt my grandma tucked the quilt for me, and said softly, "What's so good about popsicles? It's cool to pull it out. How can I be proud of it all year round? It's just a heart full of yang You can’t eat like this for heat, and you won’t be able to get sick when you grow up in the future, and your menstruation will not be cured.”

"Now I have to be sick. Whose child is so ignorant at the age of seven or eight? There is no one who is afraid of it. There is no depth of fear. I am afraid that she will order the school after she goes to school. .”

The grandma was a little anxious when she heard what she said, "Tsk, didn't you say that the four treasures are all swollen? This is a good omen. If it doesn't work in the future, I will take over your class and become a master. If you don't go to school, you won't starve to death! Isn't it just literacy? Son, I'll teach her!"

"Is it okay if I don't go to school? I still teach you. You have taught the wrong characters. Besides, with Sibao's current situation, she can't be a teacher. Who knows if she really got a kick out of it today or a blind cat hit a dead mouse. hit."

"Huh, your mother and I studied in a private school. We invited a teacher to teach us. Who could afford to study back then? Well, it's useless for me to talk to you about it. Let's talk about the four treasures. Let's start with the hoes. Don't mention it, just say that when the man was at the door, Sibao knew that he had beaten a snake! Killed a big snake!"

Speaking of this, the grandma's tone was obviously a little excited, "Feng Nian, why is the blind cat so lucky that it can run into it twice? If you want me to say, it's just enlightened. God will reward you with food. Four treasures will surely Can be a gentleman! And if you want to be the big one! Awesome!"

As soon as my grandma finished speaking, my grandma's voice sank, "Hmph, be a teacher? I also want to, but this child doesn't even have a kind heart. How can I be a teacher? My elder brother said that if the child can't cry before the age of 12 If she comes out, then she cannot be allowed to grow up, otherwise, it will definitely be a disaster."

"What do you mean!"

Grandma hugged me tightly, "Xue Fengnian, you are so cruel, you, this is your own granddaughter, if you really can't cry, you can still be strangled to death! Let me tell you, if you dare to touch her I will fight you hard!"

"Grandma, Popsicle..."

I felt like I had exhausted my last bit of strength to utter a few words, and then I fell asleep completely.

This sleep was very deep, I seemed to be on a meadow, and my ears were full of children laughing, Sibao, come to play, come to me, come to me.

There was nothing around, I looked for the source of the sound but saw nothing, "Where are you!"

I asked loudly, "Come out!"

The laughter clearly lingered in my ears and echoed, "You told me thank you and I came out. I told you that black dragons are afraid of hoes! Thank you!"

The corners of my mouth curled up uncontrollably, "You are a woman! But why can't I see you!!"

"Sibao, I helped you, you have to thank me, you thank me..."

I laughed non-stop, "Thank you, thank you."

"Sibao, are you a fool..."

"I was a fool."

I put my hand on my chin with a smile, "Are you a fool!!"

"Hey, Sibao, I'm here to help you..."

……

"Four Treasures, Four Treasures, what time is it, get up soon."

I opened my eyes in a daze, "Grandma, someone asked me if I was a fool..."

Grandma stared, "Who dares to say you're stupid, Grandma beat him to death with the sole of a shoe, come on, be good, get up and eat!!"

I sat up slowly, squinting my eyes and reaching out to scratch my back, "Grandma, where is the man who beat a snake."

"I went back early, but you haven't gotten up all the time. You can't stay up at night anymore! Come on, get up and get dressed."

I raised my arm, and before I reached into my sleeve, a high-pitched female voice sounded outside, "Aunt Xue, are you at home, Aunt Xue! Go and see quickly!! My mother-in-law is gone! !"

This howling sound not only woke me up, but also shocked King Kong into barking.

The grandma raised her eyes and looked into the yard, "Why is it so early in the morning... The four treasures are going to be worn soon, someone is here!"

"Grandma, who is here?"

"It's Sun Guixiang, alas, it doesn't stop every day."

When the three times, five, and two were finished, I jumped to the ground and looked out on the window sill. I saw a woman rushing directly into my yard. Because of my anxiety, I stumbled and staggered when I crossed the threshold. After a few steps, I almost delivered it to King Kong’s mouth, I couldn’t help giggling, watching her yell in panic: "Aunt Xue! Aunt Xue! Your dog is going to bite someone!!!! "

Grandma ran out of the kitchen, holding a spatula in her hand, "King Kong, stop me!!"

When King Kong was quiet, grandma lifted her breath and looked at the person, "What's wrong with your mother-in-law?!"

The woman who came was sobbing, "I got up early today and went to the last episode, and after I came back, I would cook and send it to my mother-in-law's house. Who knew that as soon as I opened the door of her house, I could smell the big It smells like she was suffocated to death! I always thought she must have died of illness, whoever thought she was suffocated to death by the stove smoke!"

Crying, she didn't forget to wipe her face vigorously with her sleeve: "People are hard, Aunt Xue, my family is still out of town, I have never experienced this as a woman, I can only come to you Go give the host a Zhang!"

Grandma's face turned cold in a flash, she wiped her hands and walked up to her, "What's the use of crying now, I have already said that when you are old, don't give her a separate small north room , now it’s just spring and the stove is so cold, can you be okay if you don’t watch it frequently, crying, crying, cooking for the elderly first in the morning, I know I went to the market for a stroll, and you are not filial in life, but you are dead Come on!!"

(End of this chapter)