I'm Mrs.

Chapter 7

Grandma's expression was stunned at that moment, "Sibao, you..."

She probably never dreamed that I could whip out a hoe and scare this guy without any effort!
I still smiled brightly, "Grandma, look, he's convinced, he's afraid!"

Grandma looked at me, first in a daze, then slowly raised the corners of her mouth, and nodded slightly, as if smiling, but her eyes were wet...

I didn't realize until many years later that that expression was gratification.

For the first time, I, the little fool who was despised by the whole village, made her feel gratified and even proud.

The rest is what I have seen before. Grandma asked the man to sit on the chair again, and then took out a large piece of red cloth. She asked, the man answered, and grandma wrote them down on the red cloth one by one.

This is a process of surrender. In the future, this python fairy will not only be the guardian fairy of this man's family, but also be like the earth fairy who can come to my yard today, and can be called by my grandma when she needs it.

Grandma often said, don't think that this thing is so unfathomable. If Di Xian'er cultivates into a human body, then to some extent, she is the same as a human being. Don't be afraid. When it should be smooth, it must be smooth, and when it should be tough, it must not Take it easy.

Although she used "Quanxiang" to find other fairy families, and seemed to be besieging them, but in fact, it was not easy for these fairy families to know each other, so it was mainly a deterrent, and they would not do anything unless it was absolutely necessary.

"How many brothers?"

The grandma asked, the one talking on the man was still Python Xian'er, but her tone did not have the burning feeling just now, she replied honestly, "Eight."

"Ah."

Grandma nodded her head, "Look at what is the most powerful, whether it is a deficiency or a real disease, or the horoscope of marriage, wealth, yin and yang."

"You can look at the weak and sick, and don't pay attention to the sneaky things."

Grandma smiled and said, "I think it's true if you have such a big temper. Better cigarettes or better wine!"

"All hi."

"Using the name of incense, the black dragon of Qinghan Cave Python in Cuiyun Mountain led his disciples to Litangkou and Liujiabao, and the disciple who led the incense out of the horse was surnamed Liu and named Baocai. But morality is the most important thing, and compassion is the main thing. You need to be vigilant at all times not to lie to others for money, otherwise don't blame Hei Mama for reporting to the queen of the house, and her subordinates are immoral. The cave was repaired again."

The man lowered his face and nodded, "The Black Dragon understands that since he has been reincarnated as a human, he knows how deep he is."

Grandma let out a long sigh of relief, "Appreciate the teacher, after the apprenticeship, your hall will be able to stand up!"

Apprenticeship is a procedure for grandma as the leader of the leader, that is, to worship Hei Mama, who is said by grandma, as a teacher. In this way, Hei Mama will accept and recognize this fairy, but this apprenticeship is not the one we ordinary people understand, and there is no need to teach To be honest, it is more common to say that you recognize the eldest brother.

The simple understanding is that once this black dragon encounters a problem in the future, he can come to Hei Mama for help, because he recognizes Hei Mama as his master and is the big brother. If the little brother is in trouble, the big brother may not care about it, and there really is a big brother that day You have to be unhappy, ha, dare to touch the person I arranged for? !You see I don't clean him up!
Basically, that's what it means.

But this procedure has become extremely simplified or even unnecessary after I grow up. Why, the Xian family is more face-saving than anyone else. You know, they are the Baojiaxians who were invited by ordinary people to go back to eliminate disasters and make good living.

If you really encounter a life that is too difficult to solve, the old fairy will not help you at all. No one will fight an uncertain battle. Once you are smashed, you will turn around and shout, you wait, I will go to my master to fuck you ? !

Is it possible, how shameful, how embarrassing!

This point is definitely the depth of their knowledge as the earth fairy, the road to cultivation is long, they know how difficult it is to become an adult, and the purpose of not being present to give enlightenment is to let the victim find another expert. It's very common to not pick up the reason, not to come, it's very common, and it's not ashamed at all, but it's a big deal to get slapped in the face when you come out, no Baojiaxian will make fun of his reputation.

But this procedure could not be left behind by grandma at that time. After he finished praying, the last step would be simple. Grandma would cooperate with grandma to tie him with nine-foot-nine red wool, tie a few knots and make a small The lock was tied to the top, and then he took out a new pair of scissors, took a deep breath and shouted loudly.

"What I hold in my hand is Empress Sanxiao's Ssangyong Gold Twisted Scissors. Cut your tripping rope and eight treasures and nine chains with one knife. The Nandou will report to the Beidou to ask for orders. Follow the incense and fire to follow the cigarettes, and the Xintang people will rescue you from all directions!!"

After shouting, cut the red thread with a few scissors, which means to cut off the shackles of this python fairy. From now on, he will be a famous Baojia fairy with a reputation. According to my understanding, it is a household registration It's over.

Finally put the red cloth on, and when it was taken off again, the man seemed to be asleep again.

Grandma looked back at the woman, beckoned her to come over, and before she could open her mouth, she gave her the red cloth and the lock that she wrote down, "This is the identity number of the old fairy at the gate of your house. You put it away, your man can't wake up these days, but he will definitely dream, and the old fairy will explain what to do. When he wakes up, he will naturally know everything. If there is anything he doesn't understand in the future, then Just let him come to me."

The woman nodded again and again, "Xue Daxian'er, my man won't die now!"

Grandma hummed, "In the future, your man will have a certain reputation in Liujiabaozi. This python fairy has a high level of Taoism, and he is not a fake. He will be enshrined when he returns home. Remember, don't make fools of yourself." Money, otherwise the disciples who go out on horseback will not be reincarnated as human beings."

Seeing this, the woman naturally thanked her repeatedly, but her grandma pulled her back but her face was serious, "Remember, it's a big taboo to get rich by relying on the old fairy. Generally speaking, it's the most accurate to see things in the first ten years of the fairy, but If you rely on it to make a fortune, it will become more and more inaccurate, which is tantamount to finding a dead end for yourself!"

"I see, Xue Daxian'er, I have seen your difficulties today, and we will definitely do our part!"

"That's good, you're the most tired, because your man doesn't know anything, there's nothing you can do, and it's just to save his life... Forget it, let's not talk about it, you go to my son's room to rest tonight, tomorrow morning Come back again, your man’s skin will be healed when he wakes up, I’ll bring you some herbal medicine, I’ll fry his feet and soak his feet, and when he’s cured, you can officially show it to others!”

"Thank you Xue Daxian, we will remember your great kindness and virtue for the rest of our lives! We, I... little brother, kneel down, kneel down for Xue Daxian!"

The woman was still crying and thanking her, she was so excited that she was even a little incoherent, the grandma and grandma could only pull the two of them from left to right, and kept saying that if a person is a good person, there is no need to kneel down!
I could only wait and wait, and finally waited until my grandma settled them down. I thought, it should be time for me to claim credit.

But grandma didn't seem to notice me, she just tidied up the things in the yard with grandma with a tired face, when she picked up the hoe, grandma paused, looked at me, and called out softly, "Sibao... …come over……"

I ran to my grandma with a grin, "Grandma, are you happy?"

"Happy."

Grandma stroked my head and smiled lightly, "You've made me look good. Although I didn't call many fairies here today, once the ones invited from the courtyard go back, every mountain will know that I came from the Xue family. What a wonderful little baby, before I was afraid that Mama Hei would not be inherited, and that fairies would be dissatisfied with someone else, but now I am not afraid anymore, my granddaughter has grown up, God will give me food!"

"Break out!?"

The grandmother on the side was stunned, "Fengnian, the child suddenly knows everything, it's just a trick! Will he understand everything in the future?!"

Grandma didn't answer, but just looked at me, "Baby, tell grandma, how do you know that this python fairy was beaten on the tail by that man, and she's afraid of hoes."

I thought for a while, the first question is because I don’t know how to know it, and the second question is because I don’t know what told me, it’s complicated to answer, so I just shook my head, “No way.”

Grandma sighed and could only nod her head, "Grandma will find a way to balance your yin and yang. In this way, you will be sensible, and you will be relieved when grandma dies."

"Grandma, are you happy?"

I ask again, why do adults always like to change the topic!
Grandma laughed, "Why do you keep asking this? I'm so happy. Grandma is the happiest to see that my granddaughter is so sensible and can help grandma!"

"Then grandma buy me popsicles to eat!"

I was so happy, "Grandma will buy popsicles for me when I do something that grandma is happy with! There are so many popsicles!!"

(End of this chapter)