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Chapter 6 Uncle, I'm Not Afraid of Anyone

Although I don't understand, I also know that the atmosphere should be very tense now, because my grandma has seen this kind of song before, so I have heard this song, but the words are rarely so aggressive, it is this password It’s not often used, they all speak vernacular, where are you from, how many brothers are there, usually it’s like chatting, so such a sudden conversation is really interesting to me.

"Don't scare me with Hei Mama! Uncle, my 3000 years of Taoism is not your turn here to discuss seniority!!"

As soon as the words fell, I saw him jump up, really jump up, jumped up from the chair and jumped directly over grandma's head, just like playing trapeze, 'bang! 'I jumped to the table of the altar again all of a sudden!

"Oh my god! He's coming!"

This frightened the woman in front of me and the man driving the car, and they yelled and dodged to the side. I didn't know that I thought this naughty man was running towards them!

In fact, I think this man is just jumping around, jumping up high, showing off.

Grandma was not ambiguous at all, she turned her head and yelled at Grandma, "Quanxiang!!"

At that time, my great-grandmother got the order, and quickly pulled three incense sticks out of the box, pointed them at my grandma, and inserted them directly on the ground. After lighting them, I stood still and said, "God, please!!"

Grandma stuffed three more cigarettes into her mouth at the same time, and took a big gulp of the incense burning on the ground to finish the cigarette from the beginning to the end. Bang bang bang stomping on the ground!
"The sun rises and the western mountain is dark. I invite Da Xianer to go down the mountain. There is no fire in front of the Wushi Hall, and you don't have to work for everything, you gods! Today, there are animals who refuse to obey, and the spirit of going down the mountain is not good! Baishan Xue Fengnian came to report in the name of the black mother!! Invite the disciples of Wufang Mountain to come quickly!!!”

I picked my nose and stood where I was, and it was self-explanatory in my heart. The meaning of this "circle fragrance" is to call people, see if you are not stubborn, hey, I will not confront you head-on, I will call a few who are able to see if you are still willing. Do you dare to tease me! !
The man standing on the desk had a fearless face, picked up the wine and drank it, "Master, I am not afraid of anyone, I will fight with you after drinking some red rice water!!!"

The woman in front of me was really terrified, and she said vaguely, "Why isn't he afraid at all, can't he accept it, it's over, it's over, what should my man do."

Grandma turned around and glared at her, "My family's Fengnian hasn't lost the chain here yet, she dares to take this job, she knows it by heart, I've seen all the people who do it, so that's where it is! "

The woman was so embarrassed by her grandma that she dared not speak. My eyes were scratched at this moment, just itchy. While looking at the man who was drinking on the desk while rubbing it with my hands, I suddenly felt something was wrong. , that man's face has changed, it's not the man I looked at before, but a tall and strong man.

Although the facial features can't be seen clearly, I can feel that he is full of beards, wearing black armor-like clothes, drinking wine with his head up, and wondering, I heard a sudden burst of laughter from my grandma's mouth. Jie Jie laughter.

Looking at it again, my grandma's appearance has also changed. She is actually a young woman. She is a woman with a young face and a small pointed chin. She still looks very pretty, but I still struggle to look at the facial features. When I put down my hand, Hey, it turned into my grandma walking this way twisting her back again.

"I, Hu Xiaoying, want to see who is so ignorant of flattery today, who doesn't give Madam Hei face."

From grandma's throat came a very thin female voice that seemed to be pinching her throat. I was a little puzzled and put my hand on one eye again, huh?I can't look at that woman again, and it's still my grandma who is smiling in front of me, isn't this a trick! !
When the man standing on the desk drinking saw his grandma like this, he smashed the wine bottle in his hand with a 'snap', "Hu Xiaoying, don't you think I'm afraid of you because you came out earlier than me! Grandpa, you didn't make it when you were practicing! "

Grandma's eyes lit up, and a calm female voice suddenly came out of her mouth, "Then what about my grandmother Huang Santai!!"

My eyes were itchy again, I rubbed them again, and now I saw my grandma turned into an older woman in a yellow robe, ha, what's going on? !

I played this hi, and finally found the rhythm, as long as grandma changes the sound, I cover it, and I cover it when I change the sound, so that I can see different people, but I can’t see it when I take it down and put it up again. Unless grandma gets someone else on her body!

Just like that, before the incense sticks on the ground were half burnt, grandma’s throat had already changed at least five or six voices, male and female, young and old, none of them sounded the same, just Even the man driving the carriage was startled, "Why are there so many different voices?"

"This is because Xian'er comes here a lot, just like human beings. Is the sound energy the same?"

Grandma's eyes were full of knowledge and knowledge, "Wait a while, this python fairy will be honest."

I covered my eyes with my hands and dared not take them off. After a while, I felt that there were several more people in my yard. It was not real, but I could tell the men and women and the colors of the clothes they were wearing. It was very lively. Well, a small voice suddenly came from behind, "Four Treasures... Go get a hoe... He's afraid of hoes..."

Who is talking to me?

I turned my head straight away, only to see something like a big mouse flopping over the wall a few times and running away! ?

Frowning, what is that pitch black thing? !
When I turned around, I couldn't see those people in brightly colored clothes anymore, I could only see my grandma still staring at the man standing on the desk, "Not coming down yet! How dare a mere worm dare to mess with me? !"

His mind suddenly remembered the soft voice just now, he was afraid of hoes...

I looked up at the man standing on the desk, rolled my eyes, and ran away!
At this time, no one cared about me, and when I took out the hoe with a slack belly, I found that the man was still standing on the desk and pointing at himself with unwilling eyes, saying, "I have almost died in his hands, you give me Ping Pingli, why did I let my uncle let him go like this!"

"If you grind him to death, you won't be able to get out! Don't forget! What is your purpose of cultivating a human body!"

"Then I don't accept it. If you insist on bullying me with a hundred thousand soldiers and horses, let's make gestures. Don't say that Hu Xiaoying is too milky! Even if you call me Jinhua today, I won't say Come up with a word of service!"

There was a sneer on the corner of grandma's mouth, and she was not in a hurry to step forward when she saw this, "Okay, I didn't expect that it was the first time I saw such a strong-boned beast when I debuted under Mama Hei's door for decades, so let's make gestures." Make gestures! If you break your morality, don't blame me for not giving Jinhua face!!"

"Ah!! I'll kill you!!"

As soon as grandma’s voice fell, I came over with a hoe stretching its teeth and claws. Not to mention, it was really heavy. When I ran in front of that man, I almost lifted it up with all my might, "I Let you make my grandma unhappy! I'll kill you!!!"

The man was shocked when he saw me, "The hoe...it's a hoe..."

Before he finished speaking, the legs and feet of this black dragon seemed to be weak, he staggered a few steps, and fell off the table in all directions, rolling on the ground when he got down, protecting his feet with both hands , wailing loudly in his mouth: "Don't hit me! Don't hit me!! I'm convinced! Take that thing away! Take it away!! I'm convinced! I'm really convinced!!"

I laughed.

In fact, I couldn't dig it down, and my strength was enough to lift it up. Seeing that he was subdued, I let go and threw the hoe, and looked back at my grandma with a smile, "Grandma, he is subdued! "

(End of this chapter)