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Chapter 5 Do you dare to come out?

Don't look at my grandma and my grandma who often quarrel, but the critical moment is absolutely unambiguous, that is, they will not hinder each other. In the words of my second uncle, these two old ladies like to close the door and pinch. My grandma does this I have to rely on my grandma to help me when things happen, don't look at my grandma who is old and has a strong body.

My grandma didn't let me go out that day, and closed the door tightly after preparing things with my grandma, but she gave me meat, bought a popsicle and asked me to go to my grandpa's house to eat while watching TV. Grandpa was on the mountain before. I was injured working with the engineering team, and I have been recuperating at home since then. My usual pastime is watching TV and listening to the radio.

"Sibao, someone came to see your grandma to see what happened. Why did you scream so badly in the morning?"

I licked my popsicle chopsticks and stared at the TV, "It's a man who looks like a snake and needs to be treated by grandma, but he beat that snake before, he deserves it..."

"Hey, you can't say it deserves it. Snakes are scary sometimes."

The popsicle chopsticks were already tasteless after being licked by me. I looked at my grandpa, "Grandpa, I still want my grandma to buy me one."

Grandpa smiled and touched my head, "How long has it been since spring, it's cold, it's not good to eat something so cold."

"But my body is hot, grandpa, why don't you tell my grandma to buy it for me!"

Grandpa is still smiling, he likes to laugh just like me, "If you do what your grandma likes, your grandma can buy it for you, you know."

I scratched my head stupidly, the corners of my mouth curled up, "My grandma will be happy when I am not stupid, and will buy me a lot of popsicles!"

Grandpa sighed softly, "I'm not stupid, who said my granddaughter is so stupid and smart... Be good, let's watch TV."

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As soon as it got dark, grandma brought dinner to grandpa's house and left. Before going out, she said, "Sibao, grandma is doing errands in the yard. You and your grandpa should have a good meal and don't go out to make trouble."

I didn’t say a word, and my eyes were still fixed on the TV. The magic weapon that can calm me down is the TV. I’m curious about what’s in it, and I like to watch it, but when it’s seven o’clock, I don’t like to watch it. The screens are all the same! It depends on the meaning of sitting alone!"

Grandpa smiled at the side, "This is my favorite to watch, you can watch it with grandpa."

I was sitting there sullenly, and when I was scratching my heart, there was the sound of tinkling bells in the yard. I leaned on the window sill and looked into the yard. The man who was covered in skin was actually taken to the middle of the yard by my grandma. I sat down on the chair, and covered my head with a piece of red cloth that looked like a hijab. Grandma stood in front of the man and shook a bell in her hand desperately. with.

And behind grandma is a table, under the table is a pile of things I don't know what to use, besides delicious food, there are incense burners and candles on the table, I know this, grandma is setting up an altar!
When I saw this scene, I was happy again. This is not much more interesting than watching a monotonous picture!

"Four Treasures! Don't go out!! The cartoon will start soon!!"

"I'll check back later!"

I jumped out in a few steps, ran to the door, and moved carefully to the side of the table where the altar was made. The grandma, the woman and the man pulling the cart were all standing there, and my grandma couldn’t look at me behind them. .

The lights in the yard were brightly lit, and no one dared to speak except for the sound of grandma's bell. Even my family called King Kong, who shook the mountains and rivers, and went into the nest early. Usually, when grandma plays with such things, who would Even if you tease it, it won't respond. The bird just sits quietly in the nest, and doesn't bring it out to join in the fun.

The spring weather in Northeast China is still dry and cold, but I don’t feel anything, I’m naturally afraid of heat, but it’s interesting to see the shivering woman in front of me, I gently tugged at the corner of her clothes, and said in a low voice, “Auntie, You are cold."

She looked back at me, her face turned pale, her throat moved, and she shook her head tremblingly without making a sound.

I don't understand, why are you so happy when you're not cold?
When grandma's bell was almost shaking, seeing the man covered with red cloth trembling, I curled my lips slightly, why are everyone so afraid of the cold, my mind was just letting go, and I saw my grandma holding the bell Throwing it aside, he yelled, "Go to the bowl of heaven and earth!!"

At that time, my great-grandmother got the order, and stepped forward to place a stool between my grandma and the man, and then put a bowl full of beans of various colors on the stool. After the things were arranged, my grandma returned and took out seven Genxiang looked up at the pitch-black sky after lighting it. After a while, he put it in the bowl, and knelt down one by one in the four corners of the yard.

I heard this from my great-grandmother before, that is worshiping the Seven Stars. It is said that the Big Dipper is in charge of the immortals who practice in the world, and is responsible for the procedures for distributing hall entrances. Accepted, such Xian'er will be able to be listed in the immortal class in the future, and be on the list.

After my grandma finished kneeling and praying, she started to walk in the yard. I really couldn’t understand that step. My grandma called it “Tagang Doubu” and said that what grandma was talking about was Qixing Baogao. There is a fairy under the Big Dipper who is about to stand up, so I have to make a record, anyway, I can't understand it at all.

After the grandma's procedure came down, I saw my great-grandmother hurriedly handing a tambourine to my grandma, and then my grandma began to sing and dance to the beat while beating the drum!
"... I hold King Wen's drum in my left hand, and the bamboo and mustard whip in my right hand. There are one hundred singles and eight generals in Liangshan, and I will fight one hundred singles and eight whips. Let me take it today, burn incense and beat drums to move the gods, the old fairy house, if you want to come, I will move, if you don’t come, I will move, move to March [-]rd of the next year, move to the Queen Mother’s Peach Festival, move to the nine-day fairy down to earth , Five-way troops and six-way soldiers, let's see if you dare not come out..."

I listened to the laugh out of my mouth, this smile made my grandma turn around to see me, and said, "Sibao, why did you come out?"

"Why is this being sung again?"

I smiled and looked at my grandma, "It's fun."

Grandma's face was full of helplessness, "Sibao, this is a serious matter, don't laugh!"

As soon as the words were finished, grandma had finished singing. She turned back and took a few steps back, almost sitting on the altar table, put down the drum, raised her hand and lit another cigarette for herself, and looked directly at the The man covered with a red cloth was getting more and more twitching, "Do you dare to speak!"

"Why don't you dare!!"

The man covered with the red cloth suddenly snarled, full of confidence, and the woman in front of me was startled by this voice, "Who made this noise, my man doesn't speak like this. "

The grandma had to comfort her, "It's okay, that fairy was made to talk."

Grandma didn't care what our nerds said, she didn't care who was scared or not, she took a few steps forward while pinching the cigarette, and pulled off the red cloth covering the man's head, " Then we'll have a good time!!"

The moment the hijab was pulled off, I was stunned. I still remember that this man closed his eyes tightly in the morning, looking like he was about to hang up every minute, but if you look at it now, those two big eyeballs are like glass balls. It must be round and round, almost bulging out of the eye sockets, energetic, so energetic!

I opened my mouth uncontrollably, and suddenly felt that if he shook it off vigorously like my King Kong, the skin on his body would fall off like snow.

"Drink! What a vicious beast!!"

Grandma looked at him and snorted coldly, and took a few steps back, "There is a full moon on Qingming Mountain, which cave comes from which mountain!"

I couldn't understand these words either, so the woman asked the grandma with a trembling voice, "What are you talking about? Didn't you ask Xian'er to speak our words?"

The grandma hummed, "This is a test, use the words of an expert to test, see how good you are, and those who are really capable will know how to answer."

"Oh."

The woman held her breath and dared not speak, but couldn't help leaning towards my grandma in various ways.

The skinny man jumped up immediately after hearing what grandma said, jumped onto the chair with a 'bang', and then turned his head to stare at grandma, "The sun rises on Cuiyun Mountain in the east, sir, I am the big disciple of Jinhua sitting down, One hundred thousand disciples, one hundred thousand soldiers!!"

Oh, let me go, I grinned there, this password is quite interesting!

"What a big breath!"

Grandma glared at each other, "My black mother is everywhere, and Jinhua is just my right-hand man, how can I see you, a junior, wanton here!!"

(End of this chapter)