I'm Mrs.

Chapter 4
The woman cried and was stunned, "No, we have never beaten a snake. Everyone knows that this thing can't be beaten. It's a big snake, and you can't even hide it. Who dares to fight it..."

My grandma looked at me who was playing foolishly in the yard and opened her mouth gently, "My granddaughter is right. In this kind of thing, most of them are seeking revenge. People have reincarnation, but spirits hold revenge. You will find someone who has offended you. Your man may have never beaten a snake in his life, but where do you go to find out whether he has beaten a snake a few lifetimes ago? That's fine, this is the end of the matter, it's useless to say these things, let's go to the courtyard .”

The grandma followed me in a daze, and pulled me aside in a low voice, "Sibao, who told you this, how do you know what tortured that person?"

"I don't know, grandma, I want to eat popsicles."

Grandma didn't say much, she patted my head and muttered, "Do what you want, master, our family's incense will not be broken, this child has the kind of understanding you said..."

"Grandma, I want to eat popsicles!"

"When your grandma finishes her work, you have to be obedient! Otherwise, your grandma can't let you eat, it's too cold."

I didn't say a word, watching my grandma directing the man driving the car and the crying woman to carry the snake-like man into my house, and got up straight away, "Grandma, then I'll go in and play with the things in the stove." It's on fire!"

My grandma was also very helpless to my non-stop character at this moment, so she could only wave her hands and said, "Okay, go ahead, don't stuff paper in it, if your grandma hits you if you fill the room with smoke, I won't stop you! "

I laughed and ran straight into the house, and just as I stuffed a few firewood sticks into the stove pit, I heard that snake-like man yelling at my kang.

"You can't get out!!"

Grandma snapped, "I haven't seen anything so powerful in my field!"

The man didn't answer, and screamed like a slaughtered pig from his throat. At the same time, his wife also cried, "Baocai, talk, Daxian'er will help you! You talk!"

I clapped my hands and got up straight away, walked to the front of the house and looked inside the door frame. It turned out that the man who looked like a snake was called out by my grandma who tied his middle finger with a red thread. How painful the head can be, why is it so terrible!
"Brother-in-law, you talk, you can tell what's going on!"

The man who drove him here also had an anxious expression on his face, "We all feel sorry for you when you suffer!!"

Grandma's face was icy cold, and she didn't ask any more questions when she heard the man's screams, she loosened the strength in her hand, and the man on the kang immediately rolled his eyes and remained silent. There was no response, "Da Xian'er, why didn't he bark anymore, he didn't have any energy!"

"It's a big stubble."

Grandma responded lightly, untied the red thread and got up, "This kind of thing has a human body, I can't drive it away, your family is ready to establish a family, give it a title, I think your man can still save his life !"

The woman wiped her tears, "Xue Daxian'er, when I went to find Xu Banxian'er, she told us that you are the most powerful god in the village leader, and Xu Banxian'er said that she couldn't hold back Chang Xianer, If this thing is really so powerful, what if I don’t want to establish a house, but just want my man’s life!”

Leading the hall is the jargon of the year, half fairy is common in the Northeast, and most people understand it. The master who can lead the hall must be better than the average god. To put it bluntly, it must be arranged for the successful Xianer To find a hall for someone is to find a place to practice and find someone to serve. The person who serves it is usually the one who has been tortured to death from the beginning.

And we all know that, let alone those who have cultivated human bodies, even the immortals without human bodies, such as Huang Pizi, like to make troubles in the whole scene, and the immortals who have become human beings who have not been mastered are more or less defiant. Since he has the ability, it is natural to be wild and hard to find like Sun Monkey. Isn't Sun Monkey also honestly agreed to take the West Scripture after being pressed by the Tathagata.

Usually at this time, it depends on the ability of the leader of the hall. If she can clean up and be honest, then the person who can serve can be invited home to be a guardian fairy, but everything is difficult at the beginning. It depends on the leading master you are looking for, if you hold it down, you will behave, if you can't hold it down, take this man with a full body of skin as an example, life is a small thing, and it is possible to prolong it for three generations.

From my point of view, it means fighting to see who can conquer who. If the leader wins, everything will be fine. If you lose, then you will be unlucky. Who knows that you haven't found a strong person!

"This is not an immortal, but a boa. It should be a boa. To be specific, I have to stay up at night and ask him carefully to see which mountain he is from, how old he is, how capable he is, and how many disciples he has. Don't worry. , I have debuted for so many years, and I haven’t met anyone who can’t hold back. As long as it’s a hall that I’ve arranged, I can call that fairy. A powerful fairy is worth ten thousand, no matter how many disciples it has. , and dare not talk to me!"

Grandma said calmly, walked to the basin by the door and washed her hands, "Don't cry, your man won't die if you send me here. , is to seek revenge, but whether it is repaying favor or seeking revenge, its purpose is also to go out for yourself. Now that you have obtained the Tao, of course you should do more good deeds, but it’s just that you are a little ignorant at the beginning. Don’t worry, I dare to accept it. This job will not let your man go wrong."

As long as I can remember, things like this in my family have never stopped. Who told me that my grandma is in this business. Although I am stupid and heartless all day long, I have been influenced by the environment since I was a baby. Forced to edify.

"Xue Daxian'er, what you mean by standing upright, you mean that my men will be like you in the future, will they know these things, right? It's just that they can solve people's doubts and see a doctor."

My grandma nodded, "Yes, it's Xian'er, but what this python fairy is good at, I have to ask at night, Xian'er is just like a human being, and what he is good at is different."

The woman looked a little frightened, "Xue Daxian'er, we know about this, but no one in our family has done this before, I'm a little scared, you said, if this python fairy asks us to go back and make offerings, he won't come out every now and then to scare her." Let's do it."

"That's what I do!"

Grandma frowned, "If I can figure it out for it, I can make it understand the rules. If you don't have the wisdom root, you won't even be able to see it even if you want to. Be normal, don't let Xian'er scare yourself first, you can stay at home Set up a hall for Xian'er to show that your family has this fate, regardless of whether it is a good fate or a bad fate, all you need to do is to invite him back and do more good deeds. It’s fine if you can’t hold your head up in front of other immortals!”

The woman looked at her grandma half understanding, "What do you mean, the servant fairy."

"The celestial beings in the lower house are the ones who have become immortals on the earth. There are many different kinds, and it is not easy. The ones in the upper house are the heavenly ones like the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, and Empress. Do you understand?"

After finishing speaking, grandma didn't care whether the woman would respond or not, she looked directly at grandma, "Auntie, go and prepare something for me, I'm going to explore the origin of this python fairy tonight!!"

(End of this chapter)