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Chapter 181 A big drama

Chapter 181 A Big Show

Tighten the straw man, I took the red thread and wrapped it carefully around the neck, sighed in my mouth, fortunately the rest of the work only needs to be done in the middle of the night, I was disturbed by Xiao Liu, and I couldn't concentrate.

Xiao Liu was in high spirits. He used the telescope in the yard to look at the stars for a while before he came back. He could see the stars clearly for a while. He got up, glanced at Xiao Liu who was snoring, held the straw man tightly and went straight to the yard.

The moon is very big, I exhaled lightly and then used Plum Blossom Easy Number to find the location according to Sun Hongsheng's birth year——

Born in [-], he is Jisi, and he is number six. He is located in Zhengxi, that is, Zhengxi!

Without hesitation, he took a few steps to the west corner of the courtyard and squatted down to take out the red paper with Sun Hongsheng's birth date written on it. After lighting it up, he circled it three times around the straw man's head, muttering softly while wrapping it around his mouth——

"...Open your body, open your face, open your eyes to see clearly, open your ears to listen to the world, you and Sun Hongsheng were born in the same year, the same month, the same day, your head is to raise money, your feet are to kick the burden, If you want to punish the mountains, if you want to conquer the sea, if you want to kill the big trees, there is no punishment and no protection, I submit to the order of the Supreme Lord, and the gods are as urgent as the law!"

Yuluo caught the paper ashes with a straw man, and then let out a long breath. This technique should be regarded as the first one that my uncle taught me. In his words, it is despised by Zhengdao. He wanted to let me feel at ease. I had no choice but to use it for school lectures, but I didn't expect that I would use it as soon as I got out of the mountain.

The 36 straw knots are the same as the ones my uncle laid down on me. From now on, every knot is Sun Hongsheng's person, Sun Hongsheng's body.

The grass man stayed here to bask in the moonlight all night and absorb the energy, which will be useful the day after tomorrow at the latest.

I don’t want to think too much. Those who practice evil arts will get entangled if they think too much before doing it. It’s useless to put the mental shackles on themselves. Find a valid reason for yourself to make yourself comfortable.

I don't care, what I want to see is the result, and it's not that I don't want to deal with the aftermath. Sun Hongsheng didn't help me for nothing, I was particular about it.

Standing up against the corner of the wall, the yard is very quiet, except for the sound of crickets in the cracks of the wall, there is nothing else, the eyes instinctively fell to the kennel, it is empty, King Kong left two years ago, old and dead, It's the end of life.

Strange to say, the month before King Kong was going to leave, it was already dying. It had lost all its teeth, and lay there every day, sleeping for a long time. My second uncle came to visit it every night. I thought it was gone.

As a result, as soon as it made a sound, it was able to force its eyes to open. The second uncle felt that something was wrong, so he asked Xiao Liu to go up the mountain to find me and come down to have a look. As soon as I stepped into the gate of the courtyard, King Kong whimpered and stood up. , Just one moment, the whole body seemed to have lost its fulcrum and fell down again, screaming in my mouth, I went up to touch its head, crying and calling it, King Kong, King Kong...

Before the third cry, it died. The second uncle said, maybe it was waiting for me, waiting for me to come back to see it. When I saw me, I made my wish and left.

I know it will happen sooner or later, just like my grandma's serious illness back then, but when that day came, it was still hard to accept, I couldn't make a sound from crying, and I didn't agree with my second uncle taking a shovel to make a grave for King Kong. I know that the second uncle is kind, but I hope that King Kong can transcend, and in the next life, he will not enter the animal realm.

The blessings of animals are too thin. As animals, they themselves have to pay deeper and heavier sins than humans. They are either hard labor, or feeding, or killing, or eating each other. The suffering is endless, and there is no soul after death. Only those who have paid off their karma can enter the next realm, or turn into a human realm, otherwise, they will continue to suffer from this cycle of reincarnation, which is endless, so depressing.

I told my second uncle not to add this kind of karma to King Kong that we thought was kind. People need to be buried in the ground, but animals don’t need it. It is my friend. I want it to be better than anyone else, so let King Kong go.

Randomly found a cotton sack to wrap King Kong, didn't bury it, just put it beside my grandma's grave, I know King Kong's body will be eaten by the old kids on the mountain or some wild things in a few months Yes, but I think this is a good thing for King Kong. His sins have been cleared up in his lifetime. I hope that King Kong will not suffer from this kind of suffering as a beast.

He lifted his feet and silently prepared to go back to the house. In a blink of an eye, he saw the astronomical telescope placed by the door. It must be that Xiao Liu forgot to take it back to the house. I didn't want to care about it, but my eyes couldn't help looking carefully.

He walked forward, raised his hand to touch it lightly, and tentatively wanted to lift the lens cover to look at it, but he gritted his teeth inexplicably and was angry. He always felt that there was a tall and straight figure standing in the yard, looking at it with a very playful smile. Me, Xue Baosi, you still lost...

"I don't want to watch it!"

Throwing down a sentence as if struggling, raised his foot and went back to the back room angrily, Polaris, who cares where you are!

……

"Fourth sister, your task is too difficult!"

As soon as I opened my eyes, I told Xiao Liu about my plan. After hearing this, the guy seemed frightened, "I, I won't..."

I closed the door tightly and watched him frown, "What's wrong, when the time comes, you put the straw man in your pocket and play with it according to the code I told you. You can't even do this."

Xiao Liu swallowed his saliva, "What if it's really a fraud..."

I was a little helpless, "If he really cheated on the corpse, I would still wish for it, what are you afraid of with me here!"

Let's blow it, it must be blown at this time, otherwise I am afraid that Xiao Liu will have no idea, and he will either quit this matter, and if he does, he will not be able to show the slightest timidity.

Xiao Liu struggled there for 5 minutes with his face flushed, "Fourth sister, I'm not afraid of other things, but people say that the dead are the most important. If you torment that Sun Hongsheng so much, what should you do if he turns around and troubles us? Wouldn't it be haunted again?"

I cheered up, "Let me ask you, Uncle Xu in Shangtang has killed pigs all his life, but have you seen any pigs come back to ask for his life?"

Xiao Liumu shook his head, "No."

As soon as I saw that this was a trick, I continued to say, "This is called Tai Sui who dare not break ground. I am Mr. Sun Hongsheng is a wronged soul when he dies. My relationship with him is that of a butcher and a pig. If he troubles me, he He's courting death, and let me tell you, his soul has already left, and I'm fine with the external body, besides, he didn't help me for nothing, did I charge money to preside over his funeral? I'll fix his grave Did you ask for money, this..."

"Fourth sister, if you talk about money, they can't use you."

Xiao Liu laughed, seeing my expression, he quickly raised his hand, "All right, all right, I didn't say anything, you continue..."

"In a word, it's just a sentence, I will handle his funeral very well, but my condition is that he will help me a little bit, not a few times, it will take less than 3 minutes, Xiao Liu, I can tell you I understand, I don't want to trade your fourth sister at a loss. I don't have such a high level, and I have to eat, so I have to let everyone see my skills, otherwise I will preside over a hundred funerals for people. I can't stand in the village, do you understand!"

Xiao Liu hummed twice, and muttered with downcast eyes, "I can tell, Fourth Sister, you are really hurt..."

"Say it again."

Seeing my stare, Xiao Liu immediately smiled cheekily, "I don't mean anything else, as an assistant, I have to obey your orders, anyway, as long as you have a plan in your mind, if I try to think hard, I can't even think of your way, it's too wild ,real."

My face was serious, "This kind of thing is not a child's play, I have to do it, Xiaoliu, victory or defeat depends on one action, you must cooperate with me seamlessly, except for you and me, this matter, Don’t let the third person know, understand.”

Xiao Liu nodded, put away the indecent smile on the corner of his mouth, "Don't worry, Fourth Sister, I promise to complete the task!"

……

After a casual meal, I took out a fairly formal white coat and put it on and went to Sun Hongsheng's house. I was also thinking along the way, and I really needed to prepare a few more formal clothes. My second aunt went to the county to buy it for me. It is still a light-colored student style, which is a little cute in casual. Wearing that kind of clothes to watch things will make people feel unreliable at first.

The blower is already in place, and I heard that Sun Hongsheng is still on his way back from the county hospital, so I don’t even have to ask what I should do, just open my mouth and hang up the door banner, looking for a big white paper to write an obituary, this is a must Yes, it will be posted on the wall outside the door.

It is necessary to write down who in this family died on what day and why, how old he was when he died, and what arrangements are made at each hour of these three days, so that people who come to the door can see clearly, otherwise the mourning will be mourned, and the villagers It's just that if you know the dead person in this family but don't know who died, it's easy to make troubles.

Sun Hongsheng's mother was very satisfied with my performance, and kept walking around behind my buttocks, asking what I said and what she should say. A long groove, concave, had been placed on the chopping board bed in the coffin shed, to lie down with Sun Hongsheng. The chopping board bed is generally large.

It is hot in summer, and it is easy to spoil and stink if the corpse is left at home for two days, so the villagers have studied this. Before the funeral, freeze the ice first, and freeze the flat ice according to the depth of the groove. After freezing, they will be neatly stacked. Put them in the groove, spread a layer of yellow cloth and a mattress, and finally let Sun Hongsheng lie on it, which has the effect of relieving the decay of the corpse.

After working for more than an hour, the car that sent Sun Hongsheng came back, his mother was crying, and although his father could calm down a little, he was still wiping his tears with his hands.

I went up to give instructions on a business-like basis, and asked a few big men to go up and carry Sun Hongsheng to the chopping board in the coffin shed, and Xiao Liu followed suit. When Sun Hongsheng's body was placed on the chopping board, I first directed the relatives who were younger than Sun Hongsheng to give him He burned the paper, and slowly lifted the thin quilt he was covering with his hands...

Hiss—

This cold breath was taken by me, and he was so out of shape. If I didn't tell me that he was Sun Hongsheng, I really wouldn't be able to recognize him.

The face is black and black, very thin, the cheeks are sunken to the gums, the cheekbones are high and protruding, especially the mouth, which is grinning downwards, which is very evil, and the most terrible thing is the corner of the mouth, which is still dripping The blood as big as the fingernail, it looks like it is not going well, if it is consecrated or the mother can't bear to look at it.

"Baosi, I finished changing my clothes before... but the red thread is not tied..."

Under the comfort of everyone, his mother eased her mood slightly, walked to my side and whispered, I responded, this is giving me a chance, "Is the stumbling block not tied?"

His mother was humming, but when he caught sight of Sun Hongsheng's picture, he immediately let out another 'wow', "My son! Why did you make it so miserable!!"

I took her mother's arm and called to his relatives to take her away, "Don't let her cry like this now, stay away! You can't just look at it before the consecration!!"

"Third Aunt! Don't cry!!"

As soon as their relatives heard what I said, they came to help his mother to go out. To be honest, except for their own parents, brothers and children, the corpses of dead people are extremely taboo to see. If you rush to it, you will easily have nightmares when you look back.

When the coffin was empty, I took out the red thread in my pocket. Sun Hongsheng's arm was frozen hard in the freezer in the mortuary. It took me a little effort to bring his two hands together and tie them first. , binding the feet, this is called silk wrapping, and it can only be untied when consecrated, which means that this person can walk in a big way in the underworld, and give away everything that should be given to the people in the yangworld.

After the tying was finished, I cleared my throat on purpose, "Xiao Liu, bring a towel over here, I'll wipe Sun Hongsheng's face."

Xiao Liu went to Sun Hongsheng's mother to ask for a towel, saying that I wanted to comb him. Naturally, his mother didn't dare to neglect, so she hurriedly found a new towel and handed it to me. Don't close your eyes and dare not look again Sun Hongsheng lying down.

Firstly, it's scary, and secondly, her son is so out of shape that he doesn't look like her son anymore. As a mother, who doesn't feel heartbroken to see her son make such a bear!
I wiped Sun Hongsheng's face in a serious manner, and muttered with a raised voice, "Wipe your face, wipe your eyes...Xiao Liu, help me move my head down, I will wipe his neck well..."

Xiao Liu was a little apprehensive, and moved over in various postures of wanting to eat flies. I knew he was reluctant, but there was no way, this kind of thing had to get used to it, and a dead man had to face it.

He twisted his head hard to the back of his neck as if he was going to die, probably because he was too nervous, so he used a lot of strength in his hands, and Sun Hongsheng lifted his head very high. I wiped it carefully, When the fingers swam to Sun Hongsheng's back neck, he stabbed the grass vigorously, and it all came to life!
After wiping for a while, throwing the towel away, Xiao Liu sniffed his fingers and moved them to my ear with a grin, "Fourth sister, there is an indescribable smell, this must be the smell of corpses."

I glanced at him calmly, "Can you have dinner tonight?"

"No, my hands still smell after I've washed them several times. It's too disgusting." Xiao Liu shook his head desperately, wanting to dangle his head from his neck.

I patted his arm. It is better not to pat the shoulder at the funeral. It is easy to extinguish the fire of luck. "You have to get used to it. There will be more disgusting things in the future, and you still want to starve to death. It's nothing, ah."

Your fourth sister and I have never eaten anything, so I will be invulnerable to all poisons.

Xiao Liu's facial features twitched uncontrollably, "Fourth Sister, you are definitely my idol, really."

I didn't talk to him for a few words before I went to do other things. There were so many things to do. Since I was Mr. Funeral, we are called concierges, so I had full authority to do everything.

I took the time to go to the temple to deliver the syrup, and the horn cleared the way. When I arrived at the small temple, I poured the rice on the ground and shouted loudly, "Sun Hongsheng! Food is here for you! You want to eat and drink well." ah!"

The second uncle and the second aunt also went with the villagers and gave gift money, but they stayed for a while and then left, but my second uncle and second aunt never left. How was my first job in the village, but I was too busy to take care of them both.

Busy until night, arrange people to watch the night, the night watch is to guard the incense and cats, you must watch the three incense sticks burning in front of the desk, and by the way, watch the cats and do not let them approach, everyone in the village understands that they are afraid of corpses.

I went home after explaining to me. After a day of exhaustion, I fell asleep at the end of the day when I got home. My second aunt ordered noodles on purpose, but neither Xiaoliu nor I ate. I was tired, and he was irritated. There is still a smell on it, and when I smell it, I think of Sun Hongsheng's hard head and rubber-like skin, which makes him sick.

I slept very well this time, and I woke Xiaoliu up at five o'clock. I took the straw man to open his eyes with cinnabar, and then I raised my breath again and lit a talisman on the head of the grass man three times. After getting angry, he bit his middle finger and pointed it at the forehead of the straw man, and lowered his voice, "Through the veins of your whole body, listen to my instructions, open!"

After speaking, he picked up a sewing needle and stabbed the straw man at the back of the neck. After stabbing it all in, he put the straw man on the kang in a regular manner. As Sun Hongsheng's substitute, he couldn't move casually now.

It's useless to use Sun Hongsheng's fingertip blood. The key is that he has been frozen for several days and has no blood. It is relatively simple to use a straw man to control a corpse.

In fact, my uncle’s book said that the method of lifting a dead body is very simple. Some gentlemen will pinch the bones of the dead body, and they will sit up after pinching the dead body. , just to be on the safe side, let's use a straw man.

Xiao Liu has been looking at me, "Fourth sister, can you make it?"

"It must be done."

I tidied up my clothes in front of the mirror, put my arms around my hair which was always slightly longer than my chin, and tied a short braid at the lower part of the back of my head. Be smarter.

"Then I'll listen to your code."

I hummed, and turned back to look at him seriously, "Remember, you must not mess with this straw man before I send out a signal, otherwise if Sun Hongsheng didn't suddenly kick his arms and legs at the right time, it would have no effect." gone."

Xiao Liu nodded, "I know, after your consecration, what if he doesn't listen to you?"

"No."

I still have this confidence. To untie the bell, the person who tied it has to be tied. I used my blood to open the meridian for the grass man. If Sun Hongsheng is to be suppressed, it will naturally be my blood. The key is to see how I play.

I didn't let my second uncle and second aunt go. I knew they were worried about me, but I was very firm. When it comes to a funeral, it's not good to keep moving forward.

Sun Hongsheng's mother had been waiting for me at the door of the house early, and when she saw me coming, she embraced my arm very affectionately, "Baosi, Auntie is really right to invite you, you are caring."

I patted her hand and continued to discuss the matter of delivering the syrup in the morning, three meals a day, until Sun Hongsheng's funeral. Grandpa Chen and Grandpa Li also came over, and I walked up to say hello during my busy work. Thank you guys for giving me the opportunity.

Grandpa Chen waved his hand slightly, "This is not a chance, Bao Si, your second aunt said you have officially left the mountain?"

I nodded, "Yes, I'm out of the mountain."

He sighed, "The road ahead will be even more difficult. Sir, it's no different than others. It depends on the opportunity. Who can encounter a few evil things in a lifetime. It's not easy to get ahead."

I held my mouth and nodded, knowing that Grandpa Chen was worried about me, "Don't worry, Grandpa Chen, I know it well."

Grandpa Li sighed a little, "It would be great if it was a boy, the champion... Forget it, let's not mention these, Baosi, I will be consecrated in a while."

I hummed, and listened to Grandpa Li continue, "Don't be nervous, it's the first time for everyone, this kind of thing, you must be steady, the husband is like the backbone of the family when something happens, if the husband is messed up, It would be embarrassing to hear it out.”

"Grandpa Li, I know, it's all right, can you go over and see later?"

The two grandpas, Chen and Li, shook their heads at the same time, "No, that kid left early, and it's ugly even if you don't need to add up the pictures. We are getting old, and it's not good to be so angry. Stay away, don't be nervous. , nothing at all."

I think the two of them must have misunderstood me, thinking that I had no idea, and wanted them to hold me back, but I didn't need to explain, so I just said, "I know, I'm not nervous", turned around and left Ready to consecrate what you want to use.

What I want is that Grandpa Chen and Li stay far away, otherwise I would be a little embarrassed in front of my elders by taking shortcuts. After all, it is not something that can be brought to the table.

As soon as the time came, I yelled, "The consecration is about to start, come here if you want to meet!"

As soon as the words fell, most of the people backed away in a tacit understanding. Only a few immediate relatives of Sun Hongsheng's family walked in holding their breaths.

I picked up a chopstick wrapped with a red thread in front of the desk, picked up a cup of clear water and looked at Sun Hongsheng's mother, "Aunt, whoever will consecrate it should preferably be younger than Sun Hongsheng."

No one answered.

I think so too, this Sun Hongsheng is not very old, and there are not many people who are younger than him. Aside from children who are a few years old, some of Sun Hongsheng's younger brothers and uncles' sisters are basically the same. I'm still studying, and I don't even dare to look at it, let alone consecrate it.

"Well, why don't his father come..."

Seeing that he didn't recognize Mao, Sun Hongsheng's mother said in a hoarse voice, "Congratulations from his father."

I think it's not right, "It's not good for a father to consecrate his son and see him off. Are you sure?"

"This one……"

Just as his mother was about to grit his teeth, Sun Qiang stood up, "Let me come, I am the same generation as Sheng Zi, so I can do it."

Sun Hongsheng's mother looked at Sun Qiang gratefully at that time, "Da Qiang, I still need you at the critical moment..."

I didn't say much, and I knew that I would find someone with a stronger mental capacity. Once I got older, I would not be able to bear the responsibility of having high blood pressure or cerebral hemorrhage.

Handed him the water glass and the chopsticks wrapped with red thread, "You can tell me what I say in a while, the onlookers should pay attention, don't cry, don't let a drop of tears fall on the dead, understand."

Everyone nodded silently, I think everyone must understand these details, but at this moment, as a gentleman, I must instruct what should be instructed, otherwise it will appear that I am unprofessional.

I asked Sun Qiang to come forward, stood beside me, raised my hand, and lifted the thin quilt on Sun Hongsheng's body. With the sound of air-conditioning, I saw Sun Qiang's hand trembling clearly from the corner of my eyes, The water almost spilled out.

It's normal, Sun Hongsheng has been at home for more than a day, and his body is still a little thawed. His exposed skin is black and dark, like a deflated ball hanging on his bones, which is very ugly.

As a teacher, I don't even want to look at it too much, my eyes are hot.

Untie the red thread on his hand, and then move to Sun Hongsheng's ankle to untie his stumbling wire. Sun Hongsheng's mother whimpered, covered her mouth, and buried her head on Sun Hongsheng's father's chest. The couple were not standing close to each other, and they were also afraid of getting tears on Sun Hongsheng.

After all the red lines were untied, I glanced at Xiaoliu who was standing behind Sun Hongsheng's relatives without a trace. I didn't dare to grow up, but I didn't say much about him, no one had a first time, I believe in Xiao Liu, and I must believe in him.

Clearing my throat, I stood next to Sun Qiang with a serious face and said to Sun Hongsheng who was lying there, "Dip his eyes with water, and read to me, Sun Hongsheng, open your eyes, let you look really bright... "

"Sheng, no, Sun, Sun Hongsheng, here, let me open your eyes, it's really bright..."

If Sun Qiang said he was not nervous, no one would believe him. He was stuttering, and his hands were shaking like Parkinson's. No matter how good the relationship is, as long as they are dead, lying there, and changing their appearance again, anyone who feels cold when they come into close contact will tremble.

"Tap the back of your hand, say Sun Hongsheng, let me shine your hand, it's so bright..."

Sun Hongsheng was obviously exuding a cold air, but Sun Qiang broke out in a fine sweat for no reason, "Two, touch the backs of both hands."

I nodded to signal him not to waste time. Sun Qiang nodded Sun Hongsheng's right hand that was facing us, but the left hand...

He tried it a few times, and he could see that he really didn't want to bend down to reach it. If he stood in the same place with such a shape, it would definitely mean hugging the corpse, so this Sun Qiang took the glass of water from the top of Sun Hongsheng's head without too much effort. Go around and click on the back of his left hand again, "Sun, Sun Hongsheng, let me shine your hand, it's so bright..."

I was so nervous by him, I walked to the soles of Sun Hongsheng's feet with the last step, and I coughed with a itchy throat. Nian Sun Hongsheng, I will open your feet and walk around..."

Sun Qiang let out a breath, and touched the soles of Sun Hongsheng's feet with trembling hands, "Sun Hongsheng, here you are, let you light your feet, go, go around..."

I nodded, "Go and pour this water, just pour it on the corner of the yard."

Sun Qiang was like an amnesty, he ran out to pour water, came back and looked at me panting slightly, "What else should I do?"

I looked around at the people in the mourning shed, "Now whoever wants to touch can touch his hand, but he must pay attention to the tears, and don't let the tears fall on the deceased."

No one responded, everyone looked at me and I looked at you, your feet didn't move, your body hid back, and the repulsion was still obvious.

I glanced at Sun Hongsheng's mother, "Auntie, do you want to touch your hand?"

His mother wiped her tears and looked at me, "I..."

Before he finished speaking, Sun Hongsheng sat up from the desk as if he was electrocuted like a carp!
The coffin shed was very quiet, and no one happened within three seconds. Although I knew it in my heart, my little heart still twitched when I saw Sun Hongsheng make such a sudden move.

"Win... win..."

Sun Hongsheng's mother stared, pointed at Sun Hongsheng's back, rolled her eyes, and fainted with a 'crack'.

"It's a scam!!"

It was Sun Qiang who was beside me who was the first to react, screamed loudly, wiped my body and fled outside. The people in the coffin seemed to have just woken up like birds and beasts from a dream. Some people panicked and dragged their coffins. The big cloth on the bottom of the canopy burrowed outside, and if it couldn't get through, it pouted its buttocks and yelled, "It's going to bite!!"

As soon as this remark came out, the people in the yard were so frightened that they rushed out of the door, and shouted even more mysteriously, "Sun Hongsheng bit someone to death!!"

The chairs in the yard were knocked to pieces. I watched someone start to climb up the wall. My nervous heart was suddenly amused by the scene in front of me. What’s the use of going up the wall? If Sun Hongsheng really If the corpse is cheated, the best thing is to jump!

"Bao Si! What a deal!"

Grandpa Chen and the others didn't run away, they were bumped into each other and supported each other and shouted at me, "What happened!!"

I glanced at Xiaoliu who was still standing in the coffin shed. Really, there are only three of us except Sun Hongsheng's mother, who is lying on the ground and doesn't know anyone.
Lifting my breath, I deliberately increased the volume and replied, "The corpse has been lifted!!!"

"Sit up and go down!!"

The people who saw it in the courtyard pointed at Sun Hongsheng who was still sitting in the coffin shed and shouted at Grandpa Chen and Li, wishing they could see it now.

It is not too late.

Seeing that the trouble was almost over, I gave Xiao Liu a look. He put his hands in his pockets and played with the straw man again. As expected, Sun Hongsheng obediently jumped to the ground with a 'bang'!

The screams in the courtyard were even harsher, so loud that everyone in the town could hear them.

With a serious expression on my face, I directly pulled away, "You dare to be presumptuous here with my black mother!!"

I really shouted again at the top of my throat, the sound in the courtyard was too loud, most people ran out, but leaned against the wall to look into the coffin shed, every time Sun Hongsheng moved, they dubbed and yelled loudly , "Bite! I'm going to bite!!"

I ignore them, this self-acting and self-directing play must be beautiful, as the leading actress, of course I can't let people see the flaws in my acting skills. He stepped forward and patted Sun Hongsheng on the heart, and said loudly, "The world is boundless, ten thousand Buddhas are in the court, the flying dragon is in the sky, the dragon has regrets, I am a disciple of Hei Mama, I break all evil, and my magic power is overwhelming! Dare to be presumptuous in front of me!!"

He was confused and didn't know what he was yelling, anyway, he was yelling nonsense, mainly to spread his posture so that the villagers could see clearly, and another purpose was to knock Sun Hongsheng out of the coffin shed.

Of course, I didn't use my strength, and he followed my strength and kept jumping backwards, mainly due to Xiao Liu.

As soon as he arrived outside the coffin shed, the villagers in the courtyard started to whine again, but this time they were afraid, and more people started calling my name: "Bao Si! Subdue him! Subdue him!!"

Seeing this, I directly pointed my middle finger at Sun Hongsheng, "Listen to my instructions! I told you to go left and you are not allowed to go right, jump!!"

There was no sound behind him, and Sun Hongsheng jumped straight to the left, and the villagers were excited, "You are obedient! He listened to Baosi's words!!"

I pursed the corner of my lower lip, and gave the order again, "Listen to my order! I tell you to go right and not left! Jump!!"

The clamoring stopped again, and they were all holding their breath from a long distance away to watch again. Within three seconds, Sun Hongsheng jumped to the right again, and the villagers exploded, "Bao Si! You can do it! It's amazing!!"

I was overjoyed in my heart, seeing Grandpa Chen and Li full of doubts, it would be bad after the play, and then I raised my hand to give orders, "How can you allow you to be presumptuous once again! Return to your place!!"

As soon as the sound fell to the ground, Sun Hongsheng closed his eyes and jumped past me, jumped and lay back on the desk.

I stood still, and just as I was thinking about why everyone didn’t respond, I heard deafening cheers. A faint smile appeared on the corner of my mouth, and I went straight to the coffin with a few steps, and stood beside Sun Hongsheng to point my middle finger at his. With a light tap on his forehead, "Thank you."

We won the first battle, it seems that the tacit understanding between Xiao Liu and me is really unspeakable.

In the end, as long as the grass man is burned again, this matter is nothing to say.

The little six cats were already in a corner of the coffin shed, so happy that they couldn't straighten up. Seeing that the villagers were still yelling about me in the courtyard, they gave me a thumbs up and a small laugh, "Four Sister, all the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms came out...I really admire..."

(End of this chapter)

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