I'm Mrs.

Chapter 182 Opportunity
I was expecting his reaction, Xiaoliu likes to play, at first he must have had the courage to control Sun Hongsheng with a straw man, but after playing with it, it may be more enjoyable in his heart!
Seeing someone tentatively approaching the entrance of the coffin shed, I immediately cleared my throat, Xiao Liu suppressed his smile immediately, and stood there as if nothing had happened.

"Baosi...Sun Hong beats him..."

Standing at the entrance of the coffin shed, looking into his head, was Sun Hongsheng and his uncle, "He, what's wrong with him..."

I looked at him calmly, "Getting the corpse, a small problem, he is just too young, he has resentment in his heart, he is not reconciled, and I have calmed down the fuss for a while, come in and have a look..."

His uncle waved his hands again and again, "I won't go in then, it's really all right."

"Don't worry, if you have anything else, you can ask me."

I am still calm, of course I know what happened to me.

Uncle Sun Hongsheng swallowed his saliva and still didn't come in, "Forget it, the lights are all over, we won't go in to see, I really trouble you."

I shook my head modestly, "No trouble, this is what I should do."

Xiao Liu held back a smile and looked at me, his small eyes were all about pretending, fourth sister, how good you are at pretending!

I'm too lazy to talk to him, it's something I have to do, and since it's out, I have to stop it, and I'm not in vain if I fail.

"It's amazing, I didn't expect you to be so powerful at such a young age... Fortunately, I found the right person, otherwise how would this end, I was scared to death..."

Uncle Sun Hongsheng turned around and went back to the courtyard while muttering, followed by some villagers' relatives who came back one after another to clean up the crooked tables and chairs.

Although I didn't go out to clean up the mess, my ears were never idle. As long as I didn't run home in a hurry, I basically witnessed the miracle of my corpse fighting.

To sum it up in four words, I was still in shock.

I asked Xiaoliu to help Sun Hongsheng's mother into the house. After the fuss was over, it was time to clean up the aftermath.

In fact, I deliberately chose to do it after the consecration. Basically, it will be no big deal after the consecration. I don’t want to delay Sun Hongsheng. Then let Xiao Liu make a move, I think the effect will be good.

... As for the ending of this play, seeing the villagers who are full of praise for me, it is naturally quite satisfactory.

The rest of the matter went smoothly, but it’s just that people’s hearts can’t be slowed down after being so agitated. The person who invited to do the crying work heard that Sun Hongsheng got up and tossed before, so scared that he couldn’t enter the coffin, so he knelt in the coffin. cry outside.

The Sun family didn't insist, and they didn't dare to go in, especially Sun Hongsheng's mother, who was still shaking after waking up, so I comforted him a lot.

According to common sense, Sun Hongsheng should have stayed at home for another night, and sent him to the crematorium for cremation on the morning of the third day before the funeral, but their family couldn't stand it, so they said they were afraid, and even the courtyard of Sun Hongsheng's house was stimulated by Sun Qiang. He didn't even enter, and he kept saying that he was good enough for Sun Hongsheng, and he said he would never do such consecration in the future.

I had no choice but to make quick adjustments. In the afternoon, I went to the Sun family’s ancestral grave to step on the acupoints, and then sent a horse to burn the big paper in advance. That night, Sun Hongsheng was pulled away by the car of the funeral home, and I made such a fuss. Efficiency has come up.

The Sun family is very grateful to me. Sun Hongsheng's father specially sealed a 500 yuan red envelope for me. It is not easy for me to suppress such a big thing. This money is a reward from the boss, so I must accept it .

How dare I, the instigator, ask for money, it's impossible to say that I don't feel guilty.

Besides, I have already received the benefits I want to receive. I insist on not accepting the five hundred. I just talked about it. Since it was said to be free at the beginning, it is free!
Well, as soon as I said this, I became a high-spirited person again. No one in the village did not praise me. The blue is better than the blue.

Some villagers also asked me where those words came from. They couldn't hear them clearly, so they felt that they had a special momentum.

I thought it was right if I didn't hear it clearly, otherwise I would not be able to do it, and the Ten Thousand Buddhas and Emperor Zong would come out bald, and I am quite convinced of myself.

In the evening, my host had to treat guests to dinner. Grandpa Chen and Li sat next to me. I felt guilty, and I was afraid that the two of them would ask me about this matter carefully.

This Sun Hongsheng was taken away by the funeral home car, and everyone was no longer worried. After eating for a while, some people at the table started to praise me, saying that I was as good as Xu Banxian, and that in the future, if you find me in trouble, you will have to spend money to find Xu Banxian. That's a lot of money.

Some people nodded and said yes, and then began to criticize Xu Banxian, saying how she could make money, and she lived in a village for decades without showing affection.
"In my opinion, that old Mrs. Xu is about to run out of energy. The fourth grandma Bao Bao never mentioned money when she helped us with things!"

"Isn't that right? I've heard that a half-immortal has taboos and must not rely on the old fairy to make a fortune, otherwise it will delay the old fairy's cultivation, and he will not go out in the end!"

Someone sneered, "Old Mrs. Xu will be abolished if she doesn't leave the horse. Doesn't she just rely on Xian'er? It's not like Baosi. There are many things people know. Mingyue has said that Master Baosi is her uncle, just the one on the mountain. Master, hey, Bao Si, the skills you used today were all taught by your uncle, we really opened our eyes!"

I didn't dare to respond, if my uncle knew that I had done this, he would easily cut me off...

"You have to keep your eyes open. I used to see that Ban Xian'er only smoked and drank while doing things for others. Bao Si didn't use those things at all. He is the real thing!"

I lowered my eyes and sweated all over my body, thinking to myself that this would only happen once in a lifetime, otherwise my heart would be really empty.

Xiao Liu came back after burning the straw man and gave me a look of success, sat next to me for a while and opened his mouth in a low voice, "Fourth sister, guess what my mother is doing in the small shop now."

"doing what."

Xiao Liu pursed his lips and smiled, "Bragging about your heroic deeds to a bunch of old women, saying that you and Sun Hongsheng fought from the wall to the roof, and his blood was spattered more than three feet high, basically you can make a martial arts movie ..."

I realized that he didn't say a word, this kid made it clear that he was burying me, if it wasn't for rectifying his name, I wouldn't be bothering this grandma!

One meal almost became my singing party. I think that Xu Banxian might have to sneeze a lot tonight. There is no way, the crowd is like this. If you want to praise one, you have to step on one. Unfortunately, Today that Xu Banxian has been stepped on by everyone.

Accompanied by the moonlight, I sent Chen and Li's grandpas home. From before the meal to the end of the meal, the two grandpas didn't say a word. I felt uncomfortable, so I insisted on sending them back. As soon as my footsteps stopped, I was taken aback, "It's not here yet."

Grandpa Chen waved his hand, "No need, we can just go back by ourselves, Si'er, seeing that you can get rid of the airs smoothly, Lao Li and I can feel relieved."

"Grandpa Chen, I..."

"Sier..."

Grandpa Li suddenly stretched out his hand in my direction, and I quickly pulled it up and held it, "Speak, I'll listen."

"Hey……"

He patted the back of my hand lightly, "Old Chen and I both understand what you're thinking. It's really not easy for Mr. Wang to become famous. Besides, you have been talked about since you were a child. You have some prejudices, and I think you know them too.

You girl is very talkative, what happened today, how did it happen, Lao Chen and I know it well, and we both understand you, if you don’t make such a fuss, you will have to hold back in the future, but you have to know, This kind of thing is immoral, and you must never do it again in the future, ah. "

I bit my lip and nodded vigorously, knowing that they couldn't see me, but Xiao Liu was frightened, staring at me with wide eyes, silently making mouth shapes, Fourth sister, how did these two grandpas know.

They know it's normal, my little tricks can't fool a real sensible person.

"Grandpa Li, I know what I did was wrong. Really, I can't help it. I have been scolded by the villagers since I was a child, and I should be scolded. But since I have come out of the mountain, I don't want to bear this reputation in the village. , I also want to take my time, but there are too few opportunities.”

Isn't this opportunity given to me by Grandpa Chen Li?

"Si'er, Lao Li and I know your difficulties, so we won't say anything more. I'm telling you to talk twice, because I'm afraid you will suffer losses here in the future. You know, it's a big taboo to play with yin and yang." , Don’t be afraid of everything, just in case, let’s not talk about whether it’s disrespectful to play with the dead, once that Sun Hongsheng got up and got angry, what if he really hurt someone, how will you bear the consequences, Sier Ah, cleverness can no longer be used like this."

I hummed nasally, "Grandpa Chen, don't worry, Bao Si will never do this again..."

"Si'er, do you still remember the thing about pulling me out of the ditch when you were a child? To be honest, Grandpa also has a lot of things wrong. I know that you are a good boy. Before you got the hang of it, you did some shopping. Be naughty, it's all normal, but when you grow up, you have to know it well, we are here to relieve disasters, not to make trouble for people, do you understand?"

"I see."

Grandpa Chen held the corner of his lips and smiled, groped and patted my arm, "Okay, you feel bad too, I know, you sent us back just to admit your mistakes, you are young and a lady, Since ancient times, there have been very few female gentlemen who have become prominent in Feng Shui Taoism. In fact, you have to see where you come from. You really need such an opportunity, otherwise you will not be able to succeed.

Although we are old-fashioned guys, we are not uncivilized. You can go back. You will have to spend a whole morning talking about it. I and you, Grandpa Li, have a bad stomach for this matter, but you have to remember, in the future All things have to be based on real materials and skills, otherwise, your grandpa Li and I will be disappointed, and your grandma will also be sad under the spring. "

He stood there for a long time, until he saw the backs of the two grandfathers, Chen and Li, completely disappear into the night.

I understand their painstaking efforts, and I am grateful to them for knowing my difficulties, but I feel very depressed, and I don't want to do such a thing, I know very well that it will be spurned by my colleagues, and it will be disgraceful to mention it in the future.

But I can't help it, if I don't make a name first, how can I make a fortune.

"Fourth sister, isn't our matter very wicked..."

On the way back, Xiao Liu also became a little nervous, "Will you become blind like Grandpa Chen and Li in the future?"

I sighed silently, "Sir, there are many taboos, you don't have to do those things if you think about them."

The routines are played one by one, and I understand the depth and depth.

Xiao Liu scratched his head, "Fourth Sister, then you won't become a fairy like this, just like the grandpa, so you won't be able to drive west of Hexi."

I paused, and looked at Xiaoliu's face very seriously, "You heard me clearly, your fourth sister, I don't want to become a celestial being, nor do I want to become a Buddha, I just want to live my life well and do what I want thing."

Xiao Liu was confused, "Then don't you always talk about reincarnation and karma?"

I breathed lightly, "Taoism is a man, Confucianism is a man, and Buddhism is mind-cultivation. As a gentleman of righteousness, I naturally want to promote goodwill and let people know the consequences of doing evil. This is common sense, but it is not my outlook on life. Confucius Analects once said , forget food when you are angry, forget worries when you are happy, don't know how old you are, how optimistic and positive, this is what I want..."

Lifting my feet and continuing to go home, looking at Xiaoliu Yunli's misty eyes, I continued to say with a smile on my lips, "Zhuangzi's wife died, Huizi hanged her, and Zhuangzi sang with a skip on a drum basin. This story Have you heard of it."

Xiao Liu shook his head, "I didn't understand a single word, and my brain hurts when I hear classical Chinese."

I smiled softly, "It's Zhuangzi's wife who died, and his friend Hui Shi went to offer condolences, and saw Zhuangzi singing on a pot, his friend blamed him, saying that your wife has paid so much for you , it’s fine if you don’t cry, why are you still in the mood to sing, it’s too much.

Zhuangzi said that his wife just came from the Dao and went back to the Dao. This is the principle of the cycle of nature. Human life is just a moment in the evolution of the universe. The most sensible attitude towards life is to go with the flow Naturally, since a person is born, he should live optimistically and positively, and when he dies, he should return naturally, so he faces it calmly and naturally does not feel sad. "

"To put it simply, there are only eight words, self-improvement, and virtue."

"Oh, I'm going to..."

Xiao Liu looked at me like he was looking at an alien species, "Fourth Sister, your book is really worth reading, then your realm..."

"I don't have that level."

I replied lightly, "All I can do is to live hard and actively. In this life, grab what I can, it's that simple."

Xiao Liu shrunk his neck, "This guy told me he was fooled. He was talking about Confucius for a while, and Zhuangzi for a while. In total, you can absorb half of it."

I glanced at him, "I've absorbed half of it, don't talk to me, or I'll let you step into nature first..."

Xiao Liu put his arm on my shoulder and smiled inappropriately, "Don't worry, Sis, my little assistant has to accompany you to capture Sabak! Hey, don't pinch me...!"

As soon as I entered the house, my second aunt pulled me aside and imitated me how much the old ladies in the village admired me, "Bao Si, you don't know, your second uncle went to Sun Hongsheng as soon as he heard that Sun Hongsheng had his body lifted up." Running home, I was afraid that you had something to do, but ran into Sun Qiang on the way, and after being told by him, he was so frightened that he wanted to drag you home, but before you got to the door of Sun's house, your famous name It's coming out!"

The second aunt said with pride in her eyes, "My waist is hardened in an instant, and I will wait for them to beg me in the future. We have to line up. It's not just for anyone to see, is it!!"

I pursed my lips and chuckled, and looked at my second uncle. Although he didn't respond, he looked at me with something called comfort in his eyes, but after a while, he asked me nervously, " Sibao, does this kind of thing happen often?"

"How can it be, Dad!"

Xiao Liu put his arms around his second uncle's neck carelessly, "My fourth sister said that this kind of thing is an accident within an accident, and if it happens once in a lifetime, it's considered correct!"

"That's right!"

The second aunt clapped her hands and said with emotion, "It's a good thing I met you, otherwise you'll just preside over a funeral. Who can see what our girl is capable of, Bao Si, you can do it, you're always giving my aunt a face." , In the afternoon, I specially called your mother, and she was very happy when she heard it, saying that you will definitely have a great future!"

I didn't react much, knowing that my second aunt must be exaggerating, as long as my mother's calm face, no matter how happy she is, she just twitches the corners of her mouth, or says, Bao Si is our family's lucky star, fresh , I don't think she will say it.

The second uncle looked at me and made sure, "Sibao, that means we will never run into each other again. I have never heard of your grandma saying that she presides over funerals and cheats on corpses. It's all like a legend." have to."

I lowered my eyes and nodded, I was still embarrassed after thinking about it, "Don't worry, Second Uncle, I probably won't run into each other that much, and besides, I'm not afraid to run into me."

The second aunt clicked her tongue, "It's better to run into each other less often, one time is enough, we can prove our ability, otherwise who can bear it, even if I didn't see it with my own eyes, I would feel trembling when I think about it. It's shocking."

"Yeah, let's meet each other less often, otherwise my heart won't be able to hang on..."

I comforted the second uncle for a while, and he and the second aunt didn't go back until late at night, lying on the ground and unable to sleep, alas, Xue Baosi, you have to fill in the hole you dug yourself.

(End of this chapter)