Laugh at the world forever

Chapter 134 Two emperors, what you are pulling is shit (1)
The guards in front of the imperial study room stared at the two of them dumbfounded. When did the girls from Dongling become so unrestrained?There are so many of them standing in front of the door, and the two of them are leaning against the railing with brooms in their hands, talking about who they like and who they don't, and they don't even have to blush during the discussion, completely as if they don't like each other. exist.They couldn't help sighing together in their hearts, how "informal" these two people must be!

After asking all these questions, it revealed Su Jinping's interest.He said very seriously: "Xiao Yeye is really a good person, and he treats me very well. He is a buddy and shows loyalty, especially after comparing him with our emperor who has no taste and is stingy. It's really, really good!"

When Xia Dongmei heard this, her face turned pale with fright. People say that the walls have ears. There are so many people here, and there is no need for walls. She dares to say such words to criticize the emperor. Is she dying?

In the imperial study room, the veins on Huangfu Huaihan's forehead twitched, and his dark purple eyes became darker.He raised another sunspot and dropped it. This step is already a killer move!
Jun Linyuan, who was opposite him, just smiled calmly, and made a move to resolve it: "Brother Huaihan, this game of chess is really interesting."

Huangfu Huaihan dropped another son, and pressed him every step of the way, but he was noncommittal.

Xia Dongmei looked around for a long time, then stared wide-eyed, and looked at the people at the door of the imperial study for a long time very sadly, after confirming that no one went in to file a complaint, she relaxed a little, and patted her chest: "You go down!" Don't talk nonsense like this again, what should you do if the emperor hears it! Hehe, you really like the Night King. I saw it when the Night King came here to pull you out last time. Although your identities are not suitable, But if His Highness the Night King is real..."

"Okay, don't guess, Xiaoyeye and I are friends. Dude, do you know? And although that guy is nice, he has been raped by countless women. This kind of man is unreliable!" Very indecent I yawned.

In the imperial study room, the expressions on the faces of the two people who finally got rid of themselves from their topic became indifferent.Lazi also stabilized a lot.

Xia Dongmei's expression was dull, uh... fingering?unreliable? "The emperor doesn't like it, King Ye is a buddy, so...His Royal Highness Yi Wang?" The little girl's eyes lit up, why didn't she notice that Su Jinping is very casual, and this is not related to His Royal Highness Yi Wang who is always disobedient Is it similar?
Su Jinping yawned out of boredom: "Don't talk nonsense, I don't know him well, I can count the number of times I met him with one hand, I like a ghost, and that guy is very timid, once his brother opens his mouth, immediately Follow along obediently, without any personality at all."

Seeing what Xia Dongmei wanted to say again, Su Jinping continued without waiting for her to ask, "I know you want to guess Shangguan Jinrui again, that guy, with the smile of grandma wolf all day long, is just like a smiling tiger , maybe someone who didn't notice, turned around and was sold by him, and even counted the money for him stupidly! Don't be kidding!"

"Brother Huaihan, it seems that your court lady knows your love well!" Everyone knows that Shangguan Jinrui of Dongling is a subject that Huangfu Huaihan attaches great importance to. He has become the left prime minister with power over the world.And the reputation of Shangguan Jinrui is well known in the world, and he is known as "the most wise minister in the world"!
Huangfu Huaihan twitched the corner of his icy lips, and said, "The description is apt." He didn't realize that this woman still has some ability to know people!

"You're really picky!" Xia Dongmei looked at her speechlessly, her pupils widened suddenly, "Wait! You're not in love with the third prince of Nanyue, are you?"

The corner of the mouth twitched: "Are you kidding? That guy, talking to him, can't hold back a fart for a long time. If you make a joke with him, you will immediately turn your face. If anyone marries him, the rest of his life will be bored to death!"

At this moment, the door of the imperial study room suddenly opened, and a cold voice sounded: "What do you mean, you don't like any of them?" Almost all the most outstanding handsome men in the world were refuted by this woman over and over again. !

"That's, none of them are good enough for me!" A certain woman answered with a smile and her eyes closed before she could react.After finishing speaking, he suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not right, swallowed hard, and turned his head...

Looking at the gloomy face of a certain emperor, and Jun Linyuan's half-smile face, Su Jinping felt the hairs on his back have quietly stood up, and Xia Dongmei turned pale with fright!The two still maintained a lazy attitude leaning on the railing, and the sum of the crimes before and after was just as lifelike-the crime was added!
A certain woman couldn't help cursing them thousands of times in her heart, really, the well-behaved imperial study room is not waiting, why did she run out suddenly!long legs!But I can only say this in my heart, if I say it to them, I think it will end badly! "My dear emperor, why did your old man come out?"

A certain woman ran up to him with a doggy face, her face was full of flattery.The people at the door all stared at her dumbfounded, this...the change of face is too fast, isn't it?Also... ahem, dear emperor?Even Jun Linyuan's expression was dull for a moment, what's the matter with this woman?Are you crazy? !

"If Zhen doesn't come out, how are you planning to arrange Zhen?" Huangfu Huaihan was obviously used to the nonsensical address and behavior of this woman, and directly angrily reprimanded her with a cold face.

I saw the expression of "this is a misunderstanding" on a certain woman's face: "Your Majesty, this servant did not arrange for you, really, if you don't believe me, you can ask her!" She pointed at Xia Dongmei, Xia Dongmei's complexion turned pale instantly, and she almost didn't pass out!
And Su Jinping's finger is just to temporarily divert Huangfu Huaihan's gaze, and then give himself a buffer time to come up with a countermeasure!
"Oh?" Looking at Xia Dongmei with an expression of interest on his stern face, but there was a little bit of cold light in his dark purple cold eyes, almost freezing him into an ice sculpture!

Xia Dongmei faltered and didn't know how to answer, her complexion and lips were as white as lime, and there were large drops of sweat rolling down her forehead, making her look miserable.He gave Su Jinping a pitiful look, but met Huangfu Huaihan's cold eyes, his legs trembled in fright, and he knelt down, not daring to speak back.

"Hehe..." A gentle and cold voice sounded, "Brother Huaihan, it seems that what this maid means is that you and I both have problems with our ears, that's why we misheard!" Lips curled up, poisonous phoenix eyes swept over Su Jinping's delicate face, even though she was smiling, the whole face didn't seem to be smiling at all!
Su Jinping immediately went down the donkey: "The Emperor Beiming's words are reasonable. This servant once read a book, which said that when people have a lot of earwax, they will lose their hearing. Presumably you and our emperor need it." It’s because of the earwax!” There is indeed this book, it’s from the cheating novel she read before time travel, the time travel heroine said such things, the prince was so angry that he didn’t do anything to her, It shouldn't be a big deal, right?

(End of this chapter)