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Chapter 135 Two emperors, what you are pulling is shit (2)
However, there is often a gap between reality and fiction!As soon as she said this, the smile on Jun Linyuan's face couldn't hold back, and Huangfu Huaihan's face was even more gloomy and terrifying!The surrounding air also slowly froze, and the guards at the door were so frightened that their legs trembled, and they all lowered their heads, not even daring to look over there!

"Su Jinping, you are so courageous!" A loud shout, mixed with countless anger, it is not difficult to see that Huangfu Huaihan is really angry at this time, and quite angry!
"The emperor is angry!" Su Jinping shed two noodle tears in his heart, God, why did people say the same thing after time travel, nothing happened, she said that her life safety would be threatened so seriously?This is not scientific!A certain woman decently wiped away the tears that did not exist in the corner of her eyes, then raised her head and looked at Huangfu Huaihan with tears in her eyes, "Your Majesty!"

With this sound, the Beijing accent was protracted, making many people's goosebumps stand up!
"The servant just made a small joke. Look at you, you are so brave and handsome! The Emperor Beiming is so handsome and suave! How could there be such thing as earwax? You don't even have shit No, no... I was wrong, there is no human feces!" Su Jinping bit the bullet and finished, with his hands behind his back, so that people could see the shadow of "Talking Tom" on her body, and put that Cute and pitiful, pretending to be ten to ten.

In Huangfu Huaihan's eyes, this woman is not cute and pitiful, but hateful and disgusting!After going back and forth, he actually made him forget about the damn woman criticizing himself and Jun Linyuan and others at that time, and he could only drag this woman down to light the sky lantern!shit?She is so tired of life!

"Hmph, I don't know. If a person is wise, powerful, and handsome, he doesn't need to show respect!" No human shit at all?Thanks to this disgusting woman, what she said was extremely vulgar!

When a certain woman heard this, she stabbed Huangfu Huaihan's villain in her heart a few times, and then forced herself to smile and said, "Your Majesty, this servant just said that you don't have shit, and didn't say that you don't need to show respect!" I don't know how to flatter!It is the legendary shameless face!But this can only be said in the heart, and it must not be said out loud.

"Is there a difference between these two sentences?" Huangfu Huaihan looked at the respectful woman in front of him with a dark handsome face. He really couldn't figure out what went wrong with all this. That old man Su Nianhua was really a little bit With this ability, sending this woman into the palace, you don't even need to be a spy, you can directly drive yourself to death!
Jun Linyuan, who was standing beside him, also had an unpredictable expression on his face.But the obvious disgust in those long and narrow Danfeng eyes fully showed that he has no interest in this disgusting question at all!

"Of course there is a difference. Your two emperors, you are the true sons of the dragon! Although the dragon is extremely noble, the slaves still think that dragon excrement can no longer summarize the value of the things you have produced. So, after a long time, the slaves After serious thinking and precise analysis, the so-called real dragon emperor is not a dragon, but an emperor, so what you two are talking about is shit!" She only found out today that "angels" can be explained in this way!
After a certain woman finished speaking, her face was full of complacency and complacency.And the people on the side all stared wide-eyed, looking at her in disbelief.Huangfu Huaihan even felt dizzy in his head. This damned woman can be said to be alive if she is really dead!

"Brother Huaihan, how was the game of chess just now?" Seeing that Huangfu Huaihan seemed to have forgotten what Su Jinping said that time, Jun Linyuan reminded him from the side.It was not only a reminder, but also a change of subject, because he was really not very interested in this topic.

As soon as these words came out, Huangfu Huai's cold and stern face also showed obvious embarrassment. He deeply realized that it seemed very inappropriate for him to discuss such a disgusting issue with a court lady, and the feeling of anger in his heart turned into a sentence Asked: "Su Jinping, I just heard that you seem to be quite critical of me!"

The topic has been around for so long, Su Jinping naturally has a countermeasure in his mind!I saw her raising her head timidly, with an appearance of "I'm very scared", and said in a trembling voice: "Your Majesty, please believe that this servant has never complained to you!" Ci", where is the "micro word"!
"At that time, in fact, the servant girl hadn't finished talking to her!" He pointed at Xia Dongmei again.

That Xia Dongmei almost didn't pass out directly, talking for a long time at that time was enough to seek death, but now she dared to add that she didn't finish telling the truth, is this fatal or not?

"It seems that this little palace lady has far more opinions on us, brother Huaihan, what do you think?" Jun Linyuan provoked Huangfu Huaihan's anger at the right time.

Su Jinping was only so angry that he gritted his teeth in his heart, this damn Emperor Beiming, meddling in his own business, will not die!It really is that lump of "heavenly shit"!Before Huangfu Huaihan could speak, Su Jinping continued: "What Emperor Beiming said is very true. This is not my servant's opinion on you two. It's Muyang County Master's opinion on you two. That's why this servant said that I The words have not been finished yet, the last sentence is that those are not what the servants mean, in the hearts of the servants, you are all dragons and phoenixes among people, and you are the most outstanding and outstanding kings in the world!"

"Princess Muyang?" Huangfu Huaihan raised his thick eyebrows, but he didn't expect that she would suddenly pull out Murong Shuang, it seems that the two are quite connected!
Jun Linyuan sneered: "I don't know how you know Mu Yang's opinion, why don't I know?"

"That's what I heard in my dream last night!" A certain woman said nonsense.

As soon as these words came out, the corners of everyone's lips twitched, did they hear it in a dream?Thanks to her for thinking it out!It's just that it's hard to refute her after saying this.Jun Linyuan's footsteps swayed when he heard it, and he almost lost his footing. For the first time in his life, he was choked and speechless!

And Huangfu Huaihan has long been used to the tone of this woman's speech, so he calmed down a little, took a few deep breaths, forced himself to calm down, and then gritted his teeth and said, "Didn't you say that neither Zhen nor Beiminghuang are good enough for you?" Is it? This sentence has nothing to do with Princess Muyang, right?"

"You also know that this servant is getting old. For such an elderly person, it is inevitable that his thoughts will be a little confused, and his words will not express his meaning. What this servant wants to say is that in the servant's dream last night, Princess Muyang said such a sentence , none of you are good enough for her!" A certain woman said eloquently.

The corner of a certain emperor's mouth twitched again uncontrollably, her thoughts were not chaotic, he saw that her thoughts were very clear! "Neglect of duty is also a serious crime! Come..."

(End of this chapter)