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Chapter 136 Two emperors, what you are pulling is shit (3)
"Your Majesty, the place has been swept clean, so it's not a big deal for the servants to take a rest?" Su Jinping retorted.

But at this moment, Jun Linyuan took the snow-white veil from the servant behind him, wiped his hands lightly, and then threw the veil on the ground under the eyes of everyone, pulling his thin lips lightly, and between his eyebrows. The cinnabar enchanting: "The ground is swept clean? Is there still a veil on the ground?"

This obvious difficulty is clearly to deal with her!If it was someone else, it would depend on Huangfu Huaihan's mood whether to deal with it or not, but he is the emperor of a neighboring country, if he doesn't give him this bit of face, then he won't see the sincerity of cooperation!
At this moment, Su Jinping wished he could lift up the broom in his hand and wave that handkerchief and the Emperor Beiming away!
A certain emperor's dark purple cold eyes flashed, and the corners of his icy lips curled up: "Come on, drag these two lowly maidservants down, and give them thirty slaps each!"

"Your Majesty! After hitting thirty boards, both of us were seriously injured, so we will have no strength to sweep the floor. There is no one to clean the door of your imperial study. What if you accidentally step on it and fall down?" Just kidding, if you drag it down and hit thirty big boards, why should a bright red flower bloom in that ass?
It's okay if she didn't say this, but when he said this, Huangfu Huaihan remembered what this damned woman said last night when he asked her to clean the stairs: "Your Majesty, are you not afraid of falling to your death? "At that time, it could be said that he lost all face, but now it happens that the old and new grudges are counted together!

Thinking about it, he sneered: "Don't worry, after the beating, I will allow you to rest for two days, and someone will clean the door of the imperial study room! This is a special kindness to you, come and drag them down!"

In fact, what he said is correct, it is indeed a special kindness. Generally speaking, palace people make mistakes, but they are punished. No matter how serious the injury is, they still have to do the work that should be done. There has never been a two-day rest, Huangfu Huaihan also granted them two days off, which is an unprecedented grace!
Xia Dongmei, who was kneeling on the ground, breathed a sigh of relief quietly. To her, it would be good to save her life after stabbing such a big basket. Thirty boards are really nothing.Immediately afterwards, a team of imperial guards stepped forward to arrest him. Su Jinping glared at Jun Linyuan fiercely. If it wasn't for this viper, he wouldn't have bumped into these [-] big boards!Now she can't wait to slash him with a knife!
But he just looked at her with a faint smile on his face, and there was a little satisfaction in his long and narrow Danfeng eyes. Under the satisfaction, there were endless jokes and obvious ridicule, as if mocking her overpowering.Su Jinping had an idea, and when the guards grabbed her arm, she rolled her eyes and "fainted"...

The guards looked at Huangfu Huaihan hesitantly, as if they were waiting for him to say how to deal with it. They have been working in the palace for so many years, and they only saw people faint when they were about to beheaded. Today is the first time they saw a few boards being beaten. Also dizzy! "Your Majesty, this...?"

Huangfu Huaihan and Jun Linyuan had deep internal energy, so they could hear that she was breathing evenly and steadily, not really dizzy, and the corners of their mouths twitched at the same time.And Jun Linyuan also began to look at this woman with scrutiny. His clever words and fickleness can often make him half-dead in anger.Not afraid in the face of danger, facing the two emperors, although he is flattering, he can truly keep his face unchanged and not afraid at all, and his eyes can show sarcasm and resentment from time to time, and he is also courageous. right.Now that he can still say dizzy, he is really curious about what kind of person she is, but...it doesn't matter what kind of person she is, the important thing is that she offended him and must die!
While Su Jinping was "fainting", she pricked up her ears and waited for Huangfu Huaihan's verdict answer. Anyway, she just pretended to be dizzy. If she wins the bet, she won't be beaten, and if she loses, there is no loss. But Huangfu Huaihan seems to be determined today. He wanted to teach her a lesson, but when he saw her move, he just said without changing his face: "Drag it on!"

Not affected by her fainting at all!

So the "fainted" certain woman "woke up" in an instant, gave those two people a hard look, and was taken away alive and well by the servants!Until her figure was dragged far away, many guards at the gate of the imperial study still stared blankly at her back, this maid, so... shocking!He is so courageous that people can't help but have adoration like a high mountain!
Huangfu snorted coldly, and said to Jun Linyuan: "Brother Linyuan, please!"

"Please!" There was a contented smile on his lips, and he and Huangfu Huaihan stepped into the imperial study room and continued to play the unfinished chess.

On the other hand, Su Jinping and Xia Dongmei were dragged to the execution place with bitter faces. After walking a few steps, Su Jinping's annoyed expression calmed down obviously, and even a confident look appeared on his face from time to time.Xia Dongmei gave her a strange look: "Su Jinping, we are about to be beaten, why don't you seem to be afraid at all?"

"Haha, you don't know that, do you? Generally speaking, when a beautiful woman like me is in danger, a handsome man will suddenly appear to save the beauty. Just wait and see, wait for me When I was beaten, at the critical moment, someone would definitely come to save me, and that person must be very handsome!" A certain woman said with confidence.

Xia Dongmei was instantly stunned!And the guard who was escorting the two of them also had the urge to poke Su Jinping's forehead. Is this woman mentally ill?How dare you think about anything!The handsome man came to the hero to save the beauty?It's too beautiful, right?The emperor ordered to hit the board, which handsome man dares to come to the hero to save the beauty?
But what Su Jinping said seems to be nonsensical, but it is actually because she has already sensed the aura of two people not far away, depending on the situation, she has been watching the show for a long time, and the reason why she said this is to force them to come out to help her later. Disclose a message to them: I already know that you are here, if you don't come out to be a hero and save the beauty, you two will never appear in front of me again!
The two long benches were laid out, and the guard looked at Su Jinping's face, all of them were guilty of death, mentally ill, mentally problematic and so on.And looking at Xia Dongmei, her face was full of sympathy and pity, what a girl, she was dragged down by this woman!Rescue the hero and save the beauty, save her big-headed ghost!
Pressing the two of them on the bench, a wooden plank was raised high and was about to hit Su Jinping, but the two in the dark had no intention of coming out to help!A certain woman with Liu Mei fell down, and on the way the board was falling, she shouted loudly: "Huangfuye, Huangfuyi, if you don't get out, don't come out again!"

This loud roar made the guard's hand tremble, and he almost missed it!Just as he was about to scold the woman for daydreaming, suddenly two figures flashed, one white and one red fell in front of them, one was holding a gilt fan, the other was holding an ink folding fan.One is coquettish, the other is handsome; one is alluring in red, and the other is elegant in white.It was Huangfu Ye and Huangfu Yi.

(End of this chapter)