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Chapter 137 Two emperors, you are shitting
Chapter 137 Two emperors, what you are pulling is shit (4)
The guards immediately knelt down and saluted: "Greetings to His Royal Highness Ye Wang and Yi Wang!"
Xia Dongmei, who was lying on her stomach with Su Jinping, looked at the two of them as if she had seen a ghost, didn't she?Is there really a handsome man who came to the hero to save the beauty?Or His Royal Highness Ye Wang and Yi Wang?Didn't she go to hell?Still dreaming?I thought about wiping my eyes, but there were indeed these two people in front of me!
"Master, how do you know we're here?" Huangfuyi's handsome and elegant face showed a look of confusion. In his opinion, Su Jinping has the ability to recite poems and compose poems, and also has some ability to compose music and create music, but not What kind of martial arts, and absolutely no internal strength, how could they know they are there?
As for Huangfu Ye, although he had known for a long time that she had extraordinary skills, he did not expect that she would be so sensitive. There was a flash of thought in the lavender eyes, but it was fleeting, but it still inadvertently fell into Su Jinping's eyes.
"That's because I believe that I have great fortune and destiny. When I encounter danger, someone will come to my rescue. I just tried my luck, thinking that one of you two will always be there, so I called. I didn't know that both of you happened to be there!" Su Jinping He replied with a smile, but the words he said were all true and false.
Huangfu's expression did not change at night, he didn't know whether he believed it or not, but Huangfu Yi was a simple and down-to-earth person, or he never thought that there would be a woman in this world, who can not only understand the rhythm, but also recite poems and match, There is also such a strong martial arts, even Mu Yueqi, who is both civil and martial arts, does not have such high attainments in martial arts, so she believed Su Jinping's words: "Master, your luck is not bad!"
As he spoke, those amber eyes stared at her unblinkingly, with a little scorching light in his eyes.It can be said that although Huangfu Yi is extremely vicious in revenge and other aspects, compared to other members of the royal family, he is considered the most innocent one.So Su Jinping's confession before the mid-autumn banquet yesterday left a deep mark on his pure heart. In his heart, the woman in front of him was already his queen-to-be, and the only thing missing was the emperor's nod.And he also believes that as long as he perseveres, Brother Huang will definitely agree!
And his eyes naturally fell into the eyes of Su Jinping and Huangfu Huaihan.The former kept smiling wryly in his heart, he didn't expect that he would cause such a small trouble just by saying a few words casually, Huangfu Yi was not bad, she didn't want to cause any blow to his fragile heart.But if they open their mouths to explain now, it will only make each other more embarrassed!
As for Huangfu Ye, he was a little envious and also a little sighed.After all, he can't do Yi's casual and free and easy, but, Yi, can he embrace a beauty?Thinking about it, I shook my head in my heart, it's impossible!
At this moment, Xiao Linzi from the imperial study room came out, holding a whisk in his hand, and saw Huangfuye and Huangfuyi from a distance, and understood why they hadn't heard their screams for so long, Your Majesty So under the hint of Beiminghuang, he was sent to prison.When he arrived in front of him, he waved the fly whisk in his hand, then bent down to salute: "I have seen His Royal Highness Ye Wang, and I have seen His Royal Highness Yi Wang!"
"Get up!" Huangfu Yeyi said casually, not respecting Xiao Linzi like the others.
Xiao Linzi also knew that the other party's status in the emperor's mind was thousands of times more important than his own, so he didn't dare to have any grievances, raised his head and smiled and said: "These two servants made a mistake, and the emperor ordered punishment, but they didn't do it for a long time. Hearing the sound of execution, I sent my servants to see if those servants were too ambitious and dereliction of duty. I don't know if I will meet the two princes!"
"It's just a small matter, brother Huang, why bother to go to war!" Huangfu Yi's tone was a bit disapproving.
The smile on Xiao Linzi's face froze: "His Royal Highness, these two blind people have committed a serious crime. They not only talk about the emperor, but also dare to talk about the emperor Beiming. The emperor is generous and doesn't care about these things, but The crime of dereliction of duty cannot be escaped no matter what, and these [-] punishments are nothing more than a light punishment, please don't make things difficult for the slaves!"
Huangfu Ye immediately understood, waved the fan in his hand, and his red clothes fluttered with the wind, with an unspeakable evil charm, he leaned into Xiao Linzi's ear and said, "I'm afraid it's not what the emperor meant, It's the meaning of the Emperor of the Underworld, right?" Xiao Jinjin is still useful to the emperor, and now the emperor will not worsen the relationship between the two, so there is only one answer.
Xiao Linzi was startled, but he just smiled and avoided answering: "His Royal Highness, don't make fun of your slaves. How can a slave know what your masters are thinking." In the palace, talking less and doing more is the way to survive Naturally, he would not learn from Su Jinping, he would talk nonsense whenever he found an opportunity, and make fun of the guy who was eating on his neck at will.
"How about, Mr. Xiao Linzi just sell me a favor, and just find two cushions to fight, how about it?" Yi Wang Huangfu Yi has been honored and favored since he was a child, but he has never asked anyone for favors, and today he is doing it for This Su Jinping said this sentence, and Xiao Linzi couldn't help but weigh it.
And Huangfu Ye also said at the right time: "If something happens, this king and my brother will bear it all, and you will definitely not be implicated!"
One is a high-ranking prince, and the other is the emperor's favorite younger brother. No matter how powerful he is, he can't help but weigh the weight of these two people, and there is obvious hesitation on his face.
The guards at the side looked at each other, wondering where these two palace maids got their face to let the two princes come together to seek favor.But Su Jinping looked calm and breezy. If these two guys were there and she was beaten, it could only mean that the two of them were useless to a certain extent. It didn't matter. After she finished beating them Forget it after a meal, anyway, they are both useless, and if she hits them, they probably won't be able to make any big waves!
Seeing that Xiao Linzi was still hesitating, Huangfu Ye added to his anger: "Mr. Xiao Linzi, if you don't make up your mind, Brother Huang might be in a hurry!"
As soon as this remark came out, Xiao Linzi looked at the two of them again, gritted his teeth fiercely, and said: "Okay, our family will fight hard today, you go find two mats, and beat them louder. No one is allowed to spread the matter!"
The guards swallowed subconsciously, and had to be obedient, so that Su Jinping and Xia Dongmei got up.
They were beaten with two mats, and every time they were beaten, Su Jinping screamed "Ah!", Xia Dongmei looked at her suspiciously, not understanding what she was doing, "Hurry up, shout together, Let the emperor know that we are being beaten now, it is very painful!"
Xia Dongmei immediately reacted, so the two of them screamed and jumped on the edge of the execution bench together, making Huangfu Ye and Huangfu Yi beside him dumbfounded, and Xiao Linzi was also wiping his sweat, both frightened and angry. Speechless.
(End of this chapter)
The guards immediately knelt down and saluted: "Greetings to His Royal Highness Ye Wang and Yi Wang!"
Xia Dongmei, who was lying on her stomach with Su Jinping, looked at the two of them as if she had seen a ghost, didn't she?Is there really a handsome man who came to the hero to save the beauty?Or His Royal Highness Ye Wang and Yi Wang?Didn't she go to hell?Still dreaming?I thought about wiping my eyes, but there were indeed these two people in front of me!
"Master, how do you know we're here?" Huangfuyi's handsome and elegant face showed a look of confusion. In his opinion, Su Jinping has the ability to recite poems and compose poems, and also has some ability to compose music and create music, but not What kind of martial arts, and absolutely no internal strength, how could they know they are there?
As for Huangfu Ye, although he had known for a long time that she had extraordinary skills, he did not expect that she would be so sensitive. There was a flash of thought in the lavender eyes, but it was fleeting, but it still inadvertently fell into Su Jinping's eyes.
"That's because I believe that I have great fortune and destiny. When I encounter danger, someone will come to my rescue. I just tried my luck, thinking that one of you two will always be there, so I called. I didn't know that both of you happened to be there!" Su Jinping He replied with a smile, but the words he said were all true and false.
Huangfu's expression did not change at night, he didn't know whether he believed it or not, but Huangfu Yi was a simple and down-to-earth person, or he never thought that there would be a woman in this world, who can not only understand the rhythm, but also recite poems and match, There is also such a strong martial arts, even Mu Yueqi, who is both civil and martial arts, does not have such high attainments in martial arts, so she believed Su Jinping's words: "Master, your luck is not bad!"
As he spoke, those amber eyes stared at her unblinkingly, with a little scorching light in his eyes.It can be said that although Huangfu Yi is extremely vicious in revenge and other aspects, compared to other members of the royal family, he is considered the most innocent one.So Su Jinping's confession before the mid-autumn banquet yesterday left a deep mark on his pure heart. In his heart, the woman in front of him was already his queen-to-be, and the only thing missing was the emperor's nod.And he also believes that as long as he perseveres, Brother Huang will definitely agree!
And his eyes naturally fell into the eyes of Su Jinping and Huangfu Huaihan.The former kept smiling wryly in his heart, he didn't expect that he would cause such a small trouble just by saying a few words casually, Huangfu Yi was not bad, she didn't want to cause any blow to his fragile heart.But if they open their mouths to explain now, it will only make each other more embarrassed!
As for Huangfu Ye, he was a little envious and also a little sighed.After all, he can't do Yi's casual and free and easy, but, Yi, can he embrace a beauty?Thinking about it, I shook my head in my heart, it's impossible!
At this moment, Xiao Linzi from the imperial study room came out, holding a whisk in his hand, and saw Huangfuye and Huangfuyi from a distance, and understood why they hadn't heard their screams for so long, Your Majesty So under the hint of Beiminghuang, he was sent to prison.When he arrived in front of him, he waved the fly whisk in his hand, then bent down to salute: "I have seen His Royal Highness Ye Wang, and I have seen His Royal Highness Yi Wang!"
"Get up!" Huangfu Yeyi said casually, not respecting Xiao Linzi like the others.
Xiao Linzi also knew that the other party's status in the emperor's mind was thousands of times more important than his own, so he didn't dare to have any grievances, raised his head and smiled and said: "These two servants made a mistake, and the emperor ordered punishment, but they didn't do it for a long time. Hearing the sound of execution, I sent my servants to see if those servants were too ambitious and dereliction of duty. I don't know if I will meet the two princes!"
"It's just a small matter, brother Huang, why bother to go to war!" Huangfu Yi's tone was a bit disapproving.
The smile on Xiao Linzi's face froze: "His Royal Highness, these two blind people have committed a serious crime. They not only talk about the emperor, but also dare to talk about the emperor Beiming. The emperor is generous and doesn't care about these things, but The crime of dereliction of duty cannot be escaped no matter what, and these [-] punishments are nothing more than a light punishment, please don't make things difficult for the slaves!"
Huangfu Ye immediately understood, waved the fan in his hand, and his red clothes fluttered with the wind, with an unspeakable evil charm, he leaned into Xiao Linzi's ear and said, "I'm afraid it's not what the emperor meant, It's the meaning of the Emperor of the Underworld, right?" Xiao Jinjin is still useful to the emperor, and now the emperor will not worsen the relationship between the two, so there is only one answer.
Xiao Linzi was startled, but he just smiled and avoided answering: "His Royal Highness, don't make fun of your slaves. How can a slave know what your masters are thinking." In the palace, talking less and doing more is the way to survive Naturally, he would not learn from Su Jinping, he would talk nonsense whenever he found an opportunity, and make fun of the guy who was eating on his neck at will.
"How about, Mr. Xiao Linzi just sell me a favor, and just find two cushions to fight, how about it?" Yi Wang Huangfu Yi has been honored and favored since he was a child, but he has never asked anyone for favors, and today he is doing it for This Su Jinping said this sentence, and Xiao Linzi couldn't help but weigh it.
And Huangfu Ye also said at the right time: "If something happens, this king and my brother will bear it all, and you will definitely not be implicated!"
One is a high-ranking prince, and the other is the emperor's favorite younger brother. No matter how powerful he is, he can't help but weigh the weight of these two people, and there is obvious hesitation on his face.
The guards at the side looked at each other, wondering where these two palace maids got their face to let the two princes come together to seek favor.But Su Jinping looked calm and breezy. If these two guys were there and she was beaten, it could only mean that the two of them were useless to a certain extent. It didn't matter. After she finished beating them Forget it after a meal, anyway, they are both useless, and if she hits them, they probably won't be able to make any big waves!
Seeing that Xiao Linzi was still hesitating, Huangfu Ye added to his anger: "Mr. Xiao Linzi, if you don't make up your mind, Brother Huang might be in a hurry!"
As soon as this remark came out, Xiao Linzi looked at the two of them again, gritted his teeth fiercely, and said: "Okay, our family will fight hard today, you go find two mats, and beat them louder. No one is allowed to spread the matter!"
The guards swallowed subconsciously, and had to be obedient, so that Su Jinping and Xia Dongmei got up.
They were beaten with two mats, and every time they were beaten, Su Jinping screamed "Ah!", Xia Dongmei looked at her suspiciously, not understanding what she was doing, "Hurry up, shout together, Let the emperor know that we are being beaten now, it is very painful!"
Xia Dongmei immediately reacted, so the two of them screamed and jumped on the edge of the execution bench together, making Huangfu Ye and Huangfu Yi beside him dumbfounded, and Xiao Linzi was also wiping his sweat, both frightened and angry. Speechless.
(End of this chapter)
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