Journey to the West: The Strongest Routine System

Chapter 57 He used to be a king, but then he was abolished!

Ding--

Ding--

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for successfully playing the trick, and reward one hundred routine points."

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for successfully playing the trick, and reward 150 trick points."

moment!

Shabi's face became disgusting like feces, it was extremely ugly.

His face was covered with cold sweat, his eyes slowly fell, and he found...

"Wow wow wow wow... wow grass!"

"My baby... my baby, is it... wilting?"

boom--

All of a sudden, Shabi was hit hard!

This is a naked shame for any man!
If that thing is limp, isn't it... isn't it no different from a eunuch?
After thinking of this, Sha Bi ran away naked, and slapped those Huangsha sect disciples hard on the face, not to mention beating them up on the spot.

"Bastard!"

"You guys are bastards!"

Snapped!Snapped!
clap clap clap!
One after another applause sounded like the sound of heaven, and those disciples just realized it.

Most likely, he was fooled!
"No, brother..."

"Yes yes yes... that guy named Yang Chen said that you were beaten to death for molesting your old mother, I'll wait until then..."

"If you don't believe me, ask Yang..."

boom!
The faces of those disciples suddenly darkened, and their expressions exploded in vain!
I saw Yang Chen, who was following closely behind them, disappeared without a trace at this moment.

I rub!

No, it really fell into the trap!
"No...Senior brother, listen to our explanation..."

Shabi's face became angry, and he slapped his hands hard again, angrily reprimanded: "You bastard! What else is there to explain!"

"Brother Chen is not here, so you still want to slander him?"

"Bastards, you guys are so worthless!"

Snapped!
Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
Ding--

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for succeeding in the set, and reward fifty points of set points."

The sudden slap after slap made those Huangsha Sect disciples miserable.

That's true, after all that thing is broken, it's simply not as good as a eunuch.

Now Shabike is terrified. That thing is broken, wilted, and shriveled. Does that mean that in the future... it will be useless?
This situation finally reminded Yang Chen of a sentence:
He used to be a king, and then he was abolished!

After Shabi beat those Huang Shazong violently one after another, he nervously swallowed a mouthful of saliva and walked towards those beauties, but he couldn't...

What the hell!

"I really seem to be useless..."

And all of a sudden, those brothel girls all sneered, with disdain in their eyes.

"What a waste."

Those women smiled disdainfully, and just slammed the door away, they didn't want to face a "crippled disabled person".

"I……"

boom!
For a moment, Shabi's legs and feet were sore, and he sat down on the ground in a daze, as if he had been hit by a thunderbolt from the blue.

Snapped!
But at this moment, Yang Chen suddenly pushed the door open.

He looked at everything in the house, at the naked Shabi who was alone and sad, showing a very confused expression.

"Huh? Brother Shabi? You are..."

After seeing Yang Chen appear, those Huangsha sect disciples pointed at Yang Chen one after another, and said quickly: "Senior brother, it's him, he... the old mother who lied to us that you are looking for a brothel, is about to be killed. He was beaten to death."

"So all the tragedies that led to this, in the final analysis, are all because of him..."

Hearing this, Sha Bi also cast his gaze on Yang Chen with suspicion.

But Yang Chen maintained a very innocent expression. He scratched his head, and said to the disciples of Huangsha Sect in a very puzzled manner: "Brothers, what are you talking about? Why can't I hear a word? understand?"

When those Huangsha sect disciples heard Yang Chen's denial, their expressions froze.

Nima!

How can this guy be so shameless?

This is obviously his conspiracy, but he still shows such a very innocent appearance, how can this f*cking Dongsheng Shenzhou people show such shamelessness to the limit of thick-skinned!
"you……"

But just when those disciples were about to continue to say something, Yang Chen suddenly stepped forward and said to Sha Bi: "Oh~~"

"I see. It turns out that Brother Shabi, yours is broken?"

"It's a small matter, it's just a small matter, Brother Shabi, don't panic."

Upon hearing Yang Chen's words, those disciples were speechless.

Little things!

The baby is broken, is this a trivial matter?

This guy is simply too shameless, he doesn't kill people!
It even made us his scapegoat, and he turned out to be a good person. It's simply too shameless, and it's really shameless!
As for Sha Bi, when he heard Yang Chen's words, his eyes suddenly lit up, as if he saw the dawn of dawn and saw the sun again!
"really?"

"Brother Chen, is everything you said true?"

"Do you really have a way to cure my baby? Is it real? You tell me it's real and it's not a dream. Tell me quickly..."

When Sha Bi heard Yang Chen's words, he was suddenly excited, very excited, extremely excited!

"Brother Chen, if you can cure my baby, you will be my great benefactor in the future,"

Shabi's excited appearance can be said to be the biggest excitement in the excitement world.

But Yang Chen waved his hand, he smiled lightly, and said: "Brother Shabi, you are too polite, this is just a trivial matter~"

A trivial matter?
Hearing Yang Chen's words, Sha Bi couldn't calm down.

Is it possible that Brother Chengchen still has a little understanding of this technology?
What a master!
"Brother Chen... according to your opinion..."

And when Sha Bi was smiling awkwardly, I saw Yang Chen sizing him up and down, and finally put on an expert look, and said lightly: "I'm just following my humble opinion..."

"Brother Shabi, you should have suffered compulsive impotence when you were suddenly frightened when you were most excited."

"If you want to heal...may not be effective with acupuncture and moxibustion medicine..."

what?
Impotence... Impotence?
I rely on!

In an instant, Shabi was confused.

If he really flinched, it would be really sad.

It's like being accompanied by thousands of beauties, but you are a eunuch, so what's the use of it!

"Then...then I don't know how brother Chen plans to treat..."

"I will fully cooperate."

Yang Chen smiled slightly, and patted his shoulder.

I saw Yang Chen said lightly: "If you want to treat your compulsive impotence, brother, I'm afraid you need to replace a new kidney..."

Kidney replacement?

Hearing this, Sabi breathed a sigh of relief.

Cut, what a big deal!

With a flick of his gaze, he landed on those Huangsha Sect disciples, and ordered: "Go and kill a few people to get my kidneys!"

Those disciples nodded, and they all said together: "Yes, senior brother."

"Wait a minute—"

But at this moment, Yang Chen hurriedly stopped, and said with a smile: "To tell you the truth, brother Shabi, I have a very awesome kidney in hand, I'll go and get it."

"Oh?" Seeing Yang Chen's generosity, Sha Bi immediately cupped his hands to thank him and said, "I don't want to thank you for your kindness. Brother Chen's great kindness, I, Sha Bi, will remember it!"

Just when Sha Bi was so grateful to Yang Chen that he couldn't help kneeling down to recognize him as his father, he saw a strange smile suddenly appearing at the corner of Yang Chen's mouth.

"Ah~~"

"I really don't know what will happen if you put the animal's kidney on him..."

"Hehe~~"

　[The routine is too deep, I find that I am... more and more wicked~]

　　
　
(End of this chapter)