Journey to the West: The Strongest Routine System

Chapter 58 Dog Kidney!

brute!

Replace Shabi with a beast's kidney!
It's just that Yang Chen is obviously in a dilemma, he doesn't know what kind of beast's kidney is more suitable for Sha Bi.

This time it really stumped Yang Chen.

However, when Yang Chen was in a dilemma and didn't know which beast's kidney to look for, God finally gave a clear instruction!

On the dog meat stall not far away, the owner was ruthlessly slaughtering a ferocious big wolfhound, with the knife up and down, red knife in and white knife out!

Ah...wrong, wrong...the white knife goes in, the red knife goes out!

dog!

Oh yes!

Why not give Shabi a dog kidney?

This is bad enough, wicked enough, but... I like it!

After thinking of this, Yang Chen walked towards the dog meat stall without saying a word, and said to the boss: "Boss, you are really too bad, dogs have lives, how can you hurt dogs like this? ? Do you still want to force your face a little bit?"

"If you were pressed on the chopping board by a dog today, how would you feel?"

Hearing this, the boss glanced at Yang Chen, couldn't help but sneer and said, "Where did you come from, if you don't kill the dog, then tell me to drink the northwest wind?"

Seeing the boss's attitude so arrogant, Yang Chen finally couldn't help but have a strong urge to protect the dog.

Dogs are friends of human beings. They usually do a lot of immoral things, but it seems pretty good to do a good thing once in a while~~
Without further ado, he took out 1000 taels of silver bills and slapped the boss in front of his eyes, saying: "I bought all the dogs here, and you let me go immediately!"

"Also, you have to find me a dead dog's kidney, preferably a broken dead dog's kidney, if it's faulty or has canine distemper, or if it stinks, that's even better!"

Seeing the alive 1000 taels of silver bills thrown on the chopping board, the boss was immediately stunned.

I can't tell that this little kid is so rich!

"Yes Yes Yes……"

"Young master, please wait a moment, the villain will go and let go of those dogs, right now, right now..."

It takes about 3 minutes to go back and forth.

The boss put all the dogs in his cage, and according to Yang Chen's request, took a dead dog kidney that was infected with canine distemper and had an extremely stench, and put it in a black bag.

He slowly handed it to Yang Chen.

After Yang Chen took the black bag, he left on the spot without saying a word.

Walking on the road, Yang Chen really felt that he had done an extremely noble thing.

Yes, letting go of the dog is just...

Oh, why do I have love?
This is really... My character is simply bursting, commonly known as: 666.

"Tsk tsk~~"

After leaving the dog meat stall, Yang Chen went back to the palace to find an imperial doctor, and brought him to Shabi's room in Piaoxiangyuan without saying a word.

After pushing open the door of the room, Sha Bi drove out the Huangsha Sect disciples in the room one by one under Yang Chen's instruction.

Close the door of the room and prepare for the operation.

First of all, Shabi was the first to speak: "Chen...Brother Chen..."

"Will this surgery be painful..."

"Here……"

Hearing this, the imperial doctor nodded and said, "Don't be nervous, the Immortal Elder, the villain has his own measure, and he will definitely not let the Immortal Elder suffer."

Even though the imperial physicians provided protection, Sha Bi still had some doubts, and these imperial physicians were the ones he disbelieved the most in his life.

At this time, Yang Chen suddenly came over, and said to Sha Bi: "Brother Bi, don't be nervous, if you are only afraid of pain, brother, I can anesthetize you right away."

anaesthetization?

After this unfamiliar vocabulary was introduced into Shabi's ears, Shabi immediately became a little confused, "Brother Chen, please forgive me for my ignorance. Dare I ask what is anesthesia?"

Seeing that Sha Bi didn't understand, Yang Chen showed an expression of "the baby is stunned", and said with a look of contempt: "Brother Bi, you don't even know what anesthesia means?"

"You must be too good~~"

This time, it made Shabi blush a little.

He coughed dryly and asked with an embarrassed smile, "Yes... yes..."

"Brother Chen, please enlighten me..."

Yang Chen suddenly smiled cheaply, and said: "You beg me, you beg me, you beg me, I will tell you~~"

So cheap!

Sha Bi was a little confused, why did Brother Chen do this again!

He swears, Yang Chen looks very cheap, very cheap, extremely cheap!

But in order to understand what this anesthesia meant, he could only agree to Yang Chen.

"Okay... okay..."

"Brother Chen, I beg you, please, please, please..."

"I beg..."

boom!
Suddenly, Yang Chen immediately unleashed a huge iron fist, and without saying a word, he slammed Sha Bi's face fiercely on the spot.

On the spot, he was beaten into a daze, and immediately he was anesthetized.

In an instant, Shabi understood!
It turns out...it turns out that this is anesthesia!

Ding--

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for successfully playing the trick, and reward thirty routine points."

Oye!
Seeing that Shabi was beaten headlong and passed out, Yang Chen couldn't help but smile, and said, "You big Shabi, is this anesthesia OK?"

Seeing that Sha Bi passed out without moving, the imperial doctor nodded immediately, as if he was studying hard.

"So that's how it is..."

"So this is anesthesia..."

"It really can make patients feel no pain, the prince is so amazing..."

After the sound of admiration and praise in his heart fell, the imperial doctor began to perform transplantation operations on Sha Bi.

It's just... the imperial doctor smelled the dead dog kidney in Yang Chen's black bag, and he felt that the kidney was a bit weird.

"Prince...how about this kidney you gave..."

"Why does it smell like livestock?"

"It seems...it seems to be a little smelly, can't it be necrotic?"

"This can't be transplanted, otherwise I'm afraid this fairy..."

Seeing that the imperial doctor was skeptical, Yang Chen's face turned cold, and he said lightly: "You know what a fart, this is called international foot rubbing massage surgery with poison to fight poison."

"Your medical skills are so bad, have you ever been to a medical university? Have you ever won the Nobel Prize in Medicine?"

"Shut up if you don't, and work for me quickly, get this new kidney!"

The imperial doctor was a little impatient when he saw Yang Chen, he immediately didn't dare to talk and hesitate, and started to do the transplant operation without saying a word.

But from the bottom of his heart, he still admires Yang Chen very much. He didn't expect that the crown prince is not only highly cultivated, but also so proficient in medical skills.

What international pedicure friction massage surgery he just mentioned, this old man has been practicing medicine for many years, it is really unheard of...

From the prince's point of view... he is definitely an incomparably shining new star in the medical field...

After almost two hours of hard work, the operation was finally a perfect success.

After the wound was sewed up, after waiting for nearly 10 minutes, Shabi woke up in a daze.

But he didn't know why, as soon as he woke up, he suddenly barked like a dog.

What the hell!

On the spot, Sha Bi tightly covered his mouth.

I wipe?

What the hell... the situation?
(End of this chapter)