Need for Evildo Expert

Chapter 142
"Of course the earth is a planet, about the same size as our blue star!" Bai Xiaochuan said approvingly: "It seems that you are not completely stupid, this guess is right!"

Neuropathy!

Is this not stupid at all?It's a planet just by the name, isn't your standard for me a bit low?

"Looking at your sincere questioning, I will show mercy and shorten the time. Let's say 5000 years ago..."

"5000 years ago..."

The ghost in the mirror is about to collapse. Compared with 46 billion years ago, it is indeed much shorter.

Forget it, just be patient and listen.

Bai Xiaochuan pointed out Jiangshan, lashed out at Fang Qiu, from the civilization of the Yellow River to the Mesopotamia, talked for an hour, and still stayed at 5000 years ago...

This shit will probably be able to talk about half a year tomorrow.

The ghost in the mirror has a mournful face. You are not only a coward, but also a talker. If you lead students like this, can you finish one class a year?
"Boss, big brother, I don't want to ask anymore. The history of the earth is very exciting, but I really want to know what your wish is?" The ghost in the mirror couldn't stand it anymore.

Talking to this guy, I feel chest pain, and I feel like I'm about to vomit blood.

Moreover, the so-called history of the earth sounds very strange, and nine out of ten it is made up by this guy.

"Speaking of my wish..."

The ghost in the mirror almost spurted blood.

Why do you gasp when you mention this?Can't we have a good chat?

I ask you so sincerely, you always hesitate to speak, do you know that half of what you say will make you lose your girlfriend.

"Actually, it's okay to tell you, but you have to keep a secret for me..." Bai Xiaochuan stared at him and said.

"I promise to keep it a secret for you. If I go out and talk nonsense, I will have my stomach pierced, my chrysanthemum will be exploded, and my son will have no chrysanthemum..." The ghost in the mirror is already excited, and he has been beeping with you for a long time, you are finally planning to say it .

It's nothing to swear a few poisonous oaths, anyway, I won't go out and talk nonsense.

Kill you, what is your wish, who cares about that!

"Okay, okay, no need to swear, I believe you~!" Bai Xiaochuan said seriously: "Actually, my wish is to find Chen Lisha..."

"Find Lisha Chen?" The ghost in the mirror blinked, and the name was a woman?
That's it!
I'm afraid if you don't tell me, buddy, I can make my wish come true!
When the time comes, you just wait to die!
"Chen Lisha must be very beautiful, right? What does she look like?" The ghost in the mirror asked shamelessly. With a detailed drawing, he can create an illusion of Chen Lisha. Bai Xiaochuan in the movie thinks which one he created is Chen Lisha!
"Chen Lisha!" Bai Xiaochuan repeated the name with a warm smile on his lips.

The ghost in the mirror couldn't help curling his lips. Judging by your wretched appearance, you must be hooking up and have an ulterior relationship.

"Has long golden hair, beautiful eyes, always smiles at the corner of the mouth, eyes are like crescent moon..." Bai Xiaochuan kept describing.

The ghost in the mirror began to outline visions based on his description...

A few minutes later, Bai Xiaochuan finished describing and sketching the ghost in the mirror, and his heart was already overjoyed, you are done.

"Boss, this one sounds very pretty, you have eyes!" The ghost in the mirror boasted insincerely.

"Hey, boss, look, who is that?" The ghost in the mirror suddenly stared forward, showing an incredulous expression.

Not far away, a graceful figure appeared, with long blond hair hanging over his shoulders, eyes like two curved moons, and a smile on his mouth, looking at Bai Xiaochuan sweetly.

In particular, her legs are straight and slender, and her waist is full and full, her beauty is incredible.

The woman walked up to Bai Xiaochuan and said, "Brother Xiaochuan..."

The ghost in the mirror looked proudly at the stunned Bai Xiaochuan, it's over now, your wish will come true soon.

Bai Xiaochuan stared and said, "Who are you?"

"puff……"

The ghost in the mirror almost spit out, isn't this Lisa Chen?
Although the details are different, it should be the same!

The woman showed a resentful expression and said: "Brother Xiaochuan, you don't know me anymore, I'm Chen Lisha..."

"Chen Lisha?" Bai Xiaochuan looked her up and down.

The woman walked up to Bai Xiaochuan, and gently took Bai Xiaochuan's hand with her jade hand. Before she could speak, tears fell down first.

"Brother Xiaochuan, you don't know him anymore?" Her voice was mellow, sounding infinitely wronged, even a hard-hearted person would be melted.

"I know Nima..."

Before he finished speaking, Bai Xiaochuan stood up suddenly, grabbed the woman's wrist with his backhand, carried the sack on his back, and turned the woman in front of him.

He stepped on the woman's face and said viciously, "Say, who are you?"

The ghost in the mirror is almost scared to death, what the hell is wrong with me?How could he be so sure that this wasn't Chen Lisha?
"Ding, the ghost in the mirror is confused, where is the flaw revealed? The blood value is increased by 1!"

"Ding, the ghost in the mirror is surprised, this guy is ruthless enough, such a delicate beauty, stepping on someone's face, is too inhuman, and the blood value is increased by 1!"

"Ding……"

The ghost in the mirror was thinking so hard, but he didn't understand what was wrong with him.

"I'm Chen Lisha, Brother Xiaochuan, why are you treating her like this..." The woman lay on the ground crying.

The ghost in the mirror came over and said, "Boss, big brother, why are you so sure he's not Chen Lisha? I don't think she's fake..."

"You know what a fart!" Bai Xiaochuan scolded him and said, "You are not happy about saying that you have a poor brain and low IQ. How can you be sure that she is Chen Lisha..."

"This..." The ghost in the mirror is a little bit bad.

"Look, she has long golden hair, beautiful eyes, straight long legs, and a charming smile... Isn't that right? It fits what you described..." The ghost in the mirror said bravely.

"Hmph..." Bai Xiaochuan sneered and said, "Isn't she..."

What the hell!

My brain hurts, the ghost in the mirror is almost unlovable, why is it so difficult for this motherfucker to deceive people, I have tried my best, but people can see through it at a glance, I can't live through this day.

If you look at people cheating themselves, they are always accurate, and they have never failed.

If you cheat others by yourself, if the cheating fails, there will be no one who can make people fall for it. Could it be that you really have insufficient IQ balance.

Up to now, the ghost in the mirror has begun to doubt life.

"No, boss, even if she's not Chen Lisha, you don't have to treat a beautiful woman like this, she doesn't mean anything malicious!" The ghost in the mirror decided to try harder.

Bai Xiaochuan smiled "hehe" and said, "There must be malice..."

"How can you see it?"

Are you sure?Even the ghost in the mirror was surprised.

"Because Chen Lisha is a dog..." Bai Xiaochuan said.

"You shit..."

When the ghost in the mirror heard this, he spat out a mouthful of old blood...

(End of this chapter)