Need for Evildo Expert

Chapter 143 Oh my god, accept this evildoer

I beg God to do me a favor, come and accept this evildoer!

I really can't stand it anymore.

What on earth do you think, you named a dog Lisa Chen?
The ghost in the mirror cried.

It's fine to call Chen Lisha, but to ask you, can you just say no?You also put on an expression, describing it as hot and beautiful, which made me go straight to the point, but in the end you told me it was not a human or a dog?

Who is this Nima talking to?

Bai Xiaochuan kicked his feet hard, and the beauty exploded and disappeared.

"Hmph, small tricks..." His tone was full of contempt.

The ghost heart in the mirror is bleeding. This is an illusion created by him, and it is connected with his cultivation base. With this kick, he will lose a lot of cultivation base. It will take a lot of souls to make up for it.

I'm scared, I'm stupid, I'm an idiot, can I stop playing with you?
Can't be bothered, can't be bothered!
Thinking of the ghost in the mirror, he spread his wings and wanted to fly away.

I don't listen to your wish, okay?There is no seriousness in entering the illusion, one pit after another, what do you think I am?

As soon as he spread his wings, he was grabbed by Bai Xiaochuan.

"What are you doing?" Bai Xiaochuan asked.

"I...go pee..." The ghost in the mirror said guiltily.

"Pee?" Bai Xiaochuan looked at the ghost in the mirror with surprise and said, "A crow still pees? How the hell have I never heard of birds peeing? Could it be that you are a wild alien..."

"Mmm..." The ghost in the mirror almost cried, your train of thought was disrupted, and you forgot that you were a crow.

By the way, the result almost revealed his secrets, but fortunately there is such a thing as a prehistoric alien species.

But why is the crow so awesome that the prehistoric alien species can pee?
"Oh, that's how it is!" Bai Xiaochuan said suddenly, "If it's a prehistoric mangrove, then it makes sense, there's nothing wrong with it..."

Sens... Sensei...

The ghost in the mirror can't laugh or cry, what is the name of a prehistoric alien species?

Even if it is a prehistoric alien species, I am afraid it is not a good bird, so it has been tricked again!
This big brother is really a small pit with a big pit, a big pit with a small pit, a pit with another pit, and a series of pits within the pit. The most terrible thing is that the pit does not fail...

Can't afford to play.

"Boss, can I pee?"

The ghost in the mirror wailed and stayed away from the pit god for the safety of life and property.

"What are you panicking about?" Bai Xiaochuan asked.

The ghost in the mirror immediately became vigilant. Is this a trap again?

Brother, please let me go!

Sure enough, Bai Xiaochuan said: "I heard that the crows have no skills, and their IQ is not high, but there is a unique skill that shocks the past and the present, show it to you..."

Absolutely...stunt...

God's special skills, even if the crow can reach the sky, he can't!
But he couldn't say no, so what to do.

"I heard that the crow can urinate ten miles against the wind. If you urinate here, I'll see if you can urinate ten miles..." Bai Xiaochuan waved his hand.

Nima...

Urine ten miles against the wind?
What are you kidding?There is no such thing, exaggeration is not exaggeration...

"Boss, I can't pee!" The ghost in the mirror admitted honestly.

Not only can I not do it myself, I guess no one can do it, just kidding, there are so many wonders in the world, there is no such thing, okay, are you kidding me?Also think that I am mentally handicapped, how can there be such a thing!
Bai Xiaochuan's face changed and he said: "Then you are not a moose..."

"I am, I really am, but my talent has not been developed. You also know that I have a low IQ, a diseased head, and a long-term low-intelligence state. This is excusable..."

As the ghost in the mirror talked, he was about to cry.

This is not fake crying, it's real crying, I was forced to scold myself, why am I so depressed.

"Haha, so that's it!" Bai Xiaochuan nodded and said: "It makes sense, it makes sense, it doesn't matter if you can't pee, and you admit that you have a sick head, low IQ, and insufficient cultivation. Come on, let me help you grow up." Increase IQ, it is said that punching a hole in the head will help improve IQ..."

Am I crazy?Let you punch a hole in the head, can you still live?

The ghost in the mirror said: "I'm really fine, and I don't want your help either. I'd better develop myself!"

"You are wrong, as my spiritual pet, how can I not help you... Hurry up, don't be polite..." Bai Xiaochuan had a polite expression on his face.

I was cheated again, I was cheated again.

The ghost in the mirror wants to cry but has no tears. I really want to escape but I can't escape!

"Boss, please let me go, I really don't need to help..." The ghost in the mirror felt pain in his chest, and he was about to vomit blood again after going on like this.

Now he already felt that the yin energy was scattered all over his body, and he might not be able to maintain this image if he stayed longer.

As an eighth-rank ghost, he was still in his home field, yet he was forced to do this by someone!

I'm depreesed!
"I'm just helping, how can you let go of such words, it sounds like I'm bullying you!" Bai Xiaochuan said a little unhappy.

You are just bullying me!

The ghost in the mirror couldn't help it anymore, tears were pouring down, and crying was called a sad one.

There was a dull pain in his chest, and he couldn't control his Yin Qi.

You can't toss anymore, big brother!

Bai Xiaochuan was surprised: "What's wrong with you? Your wife gave you a cuckold..."

"puff……"

The ghost in the mirror spurted out another mouthful of old blood.

It's over, it's over, it's over!
What the hell? My wife wears a cuckold. My wife wears a cuckold. I don’t get along with you so tired. I’m doing this to you, you know?
"Boss, boss, I was wrong, please let me go..."

The ghost in the mirror feels very tired, and his brain is sore. His internal organs are a little bit wrong. I'm afraid it's a precursor to the rampant Yin Qi. If he keeps tossing around, he will become the first eighth-rank ghost in the ghost world to be pitted to death. up.

"Didn't I tell you, I just want to help you, it makes me sad to let go of such words..." Bai Xiaochuan looked melancholy.

Sang Xin your sister, melancholy your sister!
Can't you see that I'm the one who should really feel melancholy?

The forehead is vomiting blood, how can you turn a blind eye, still muttering to yourself, is there any humanity.

"Boss, I was wrong. I shouldn't have tried to trick you. You are the real big brother in the bullying world. Compared with you, I'm nothing. Please let me go..."

After the ghost in the mirror finished speaking this sentence weakly, he couldn't maintain the change anymore.

"Bang" a burst of Yin Qi burst out.

The crow suddenly had an extra head, which looked extraordinarily funny.

The head is exactly the real face of the ghost in the mirror. This guy has no flesh on his cheeks, sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, and a bald forehead. It is not a good thing at first glance, especially those eyes, which are full of whites, and the pupils are only the size of pinpoints. people.

It's just that now the ghost in the mirror is running wild, trembling all over, his head is shaking non-stop, and his complexion is extremely bad.

Bai Xiaochuan said "Oh shit", looked at the ghost in the mirror in surprise and said, "Why do you suddenly have an extra head? Could it be that you are the human-headed bird XO in ancient legends..."

(End of this chapter)