Chapter 297

"Wow, he is a well-known crosstalk actor! Last year, I heard that he was almost able to go to the Spring Festival Gala, and then he went to the Internet Spring Festival Gala!"

"Yeah! A cross talk actor, it's fine to be on stage at the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Quickly, tell us about cross talk, we love to hear it!"

The cross talk actor waved his hand to signal for everyone to be quiet.

Afterwards, the cross talk actor pointed to his own head and asked a bit funny, "Is my head like a bull nose?"

The cross talk deputy nodded: "Like!"

This joke is a bit cold, and many people didn't turn their heads for a while.

However, many people soon understood!
Hahaha!
a ha ha ha!

Many people laughed so hard that they couldn't help slapping the table!
"Haha, your head is indeed like a bull's nose!"

"It's so cheap! I laughed so hard!"

When people looked at Miss Leng Fang again, there was still no sign of a smile.

Seeing that the cross talk actor failed, Zhao Hao raised his yellow card.

The crosstalk actor hurriedly said: "Zhao Hao, don't! Give me another chance, and I'll tell Miss Leng a short story again!"

Zhao Hao nodded!

The crosstalk actor continued to speak: "One day, my wife and I were going to the market, and we passed a power pole. It just so happened that my shoes fell into the sand! I took off my shoes, held on to the pole, shaking and shaking ah!"

The cross talk assistant chimed in: "His wife is short-sighted and thought he had been electrocuted, so she quickly picked up a big wooden stick and gave him two hits!"

Hahaha!
The crowd roared with laughter again!

However, student Leng Fang just looked at everyone with puzzled eyes, as if saying: What's wrong with you, is it so funny?

At this moment, Zhao Hao didn't give him another chance, and held up——pass!

"I'll come, I'll come, I'm one of the well-known psychologists in Huaguo! As long as I enlighten Miss Leng, she might be able to laugh!"

pass!

"I am the former general manager of sales of the hand spray company. Our company has well-known products such as anti-wolf agent and tear gas! Now, we have newly developed a laughing agent. I believe it will definitely make Miss Leng laugh!"

pass!
Time, two hours have passed.

Zhao Hao became a little impatient.

Zhao Hao walked up to the big stage and set off a map cannon: "Ahem, everyone, don't you feel that you are at the end of your rope now? Hehe, I see that each of you feels good about yourself. It turns out that you are not What the hell!"

The crowd was outraged!

"Zhao Hao, are we okay? You can do it!"

"Can you come and perform?"

"It really doesn't hurt my back to talk, if you can make Miss Leng smile, we will all follow your surname!"

Zhao Hao said indifferently: "Really? If I can make Miss Lengfang smile, will you all believe me?"

"Really!" The crowd answered neatly.

When Master Lu and Master Leng heard this, they were overjoyed.

Master Lu asked: "Zhao Hao, do you have any good ideas? For you, I am looking forward to it!"

Zhao Hao nodded: "Although I don't have any good solutions, I can try!"

At this moment, the chubby Lu Yifei yelled loudly: "No! Zhao Hao can't take my lead! I have a very reliable method, I believe I can make cousin Leng Fang smile! Zhao Hao , you must let me perform first!"

When Master Lu heard this, he immediately waved his hands: "Xiao Fei, I watched you grow up! You bastard, you are ignorant and idle all day long! Even when you are abroad, people often call me to sue you! You, better stop making trouble!"

Lu Yifei's face was still covered with gauze.

Lu Yifei touched the gauze, and said loudly: "Grandpa, although you are not my grandfather, you are my brother! You can't favor Zhao Hao in everything, right? I don't care about 1000 million! But To make my cousin Leng Fang smile is the biggest wish of my life, Lu Yifei!"

When Master Lu heard this, his face was a little embarrassed.

Zhao Hao was very calm: "Student Lu Yifei, don't complain about your grandfather! Besides, I didn't say that I must fight with you! Come on, come on stage, start your performance!"

Lu Yifei didn't come on stage, and shouted: "My performance is not here. I have a big surprise for our cousin Xiaofang."

Master Leng frowned: "Xiao Fei, what the hell are you trying to do?"

Lu Yifei said loudly: "Uncle Leng, I know that there is a roof garden on the roof of your villa! Let's go to the roof garden now! When you get there, you will understand that the big gift I prepared for my cousin What is it!"

"Are you sure you're not messing around?" Master Lu asked.

Lu Yifei nodded: "Grandpa, how dare I mess around in front of you! Let's all go to the rooftop garden! When we get there, I believe my cousin Xiaofang will laugh!"

"Zhao Hao, what do you think?" Master Leng asked.

Zhao Hao nodded: "I think it's okay! Let's go up and watch his performance!"

Zhao Hao agrees, the hundred and ten people, start to leave!
The rooftop garden of Leng's house is very beautiful.

The grass is so fluffy that one really wants to roll on it!
The layout and collocation of various flowers and plants can be seen to be carefully designed by gardening engineers.

Standing on the roof garden of Leng's house, one cannot overlook the whole Qinglan, but one can see most of Qinglan's city clearly.

Every morning or evening, being able to come to the rooftop garden to drink tea, play chess, read books, or have a long talk with a beautiful woman is a great joy in life!
However, this is the first time for Zhao Hao to come to this place!

At this moment, it is afternoon.

Thousands of miles of clear sky, blue as clean!
The sun is bright, but not sinister!
Zhao Hao signaled everyone not to be crowded and to stand in formation.

After that, Zhao Hao pointed at Lu Yifei: "Little Fatty, start your performance!"

Everyone also looked at Lu Yifei as if watching a monkey show.

Lu Yifei walked to the front of the crowd, and said loudly: "En! Today, I will fight for my cousin's smile!"

Afterwards, Lu Yifei pointed at the surroundings of the Lengfu villa area, and said loudly: "Have you seen it? There are several luxuriant groves around the Lengfu villa area! These woods grow really well!"

Some people were not happy: "Hey, little fat pier, what the hell are you doing? You asked us to come up here just to see the groves around here, right?"

Someone echoed: "Exactly! A few broken woods, what's there to see! Even the woods of Mr. Qu's house over there, I went to hunt rabbits in it! It's just a woods, although it's full of scenic trees, there is nothing to see. How pretty!"

Lu Yifei smiled cheerfully: "You guessed it right! The big gift I brought to my cousin Xiaofang is related to this forest! Er, bring me the pager!"

"Yes!"

A younger brother of Lu Yifei handed a pager to Lu Yifei!

"Boss, boss, call boss! May I ask if you want to launch!" A man's voice sounded from the pager.

Lu Yifei looked a little tragic, and he gritted his teeth: "For my cousin's smile, I will go all out! Fire it to labor and management! Fire it immediately!"

(End of this chapter)

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