Mind Reader King

Chapter 298 How Can You Laugh Without Setting Fire!
Before Lu Yifei could finish his words, a pitch-black smoke bomb had been successfully fired at the edge of Lanhu Lake!

The smoke bomb flew about 1000 meters above Lanhu Lake, and exploded with a "boom"!

The smoke bomb exploded, and the pitch-black smoke spread rapidly in all directions.

In less than 30 seconds, the entire Lanhu Yazhuang was covered by smoke, and there was no ray of sunlight to be seen.

One minute later, the rapidly spreading smoke covered almost half of Qinglan's sky!

The people in the roof garden seem to be in a night without moon and stars at this moment!
"Master Leng, I can't see you anymore! Turn on the light!" someone yelled.

The lights in the rooftop garden came on.

Master Leng came to Lu Yifei's side anxiously: "Xiao Fei, did you launch this smoke bomb?"

Lu Yifei said proudly: "Uncle Leng, yes! This smoke bomb is my custom-made smoke bomb. Such a broken smoke bomb cost me hundreds of thousands! However, I think it is worth it to smile for Cousin Xiaofang." !"

Master Leng sighed for a long time, and said in a cold voice: "Xiao Fei, you are really ignorant! This is a big city, how can you let you shoot smoke bombs casually? You don't have the right! , You need to apply and verify again and again!
I promise, within half an hour, people from the police station, environmental protection bureau, air quality supervision bureau, etc. will come to you!You are in for a big deal! "

Lu Yifei didn't care: "Uncle Leng, don't worry about it!"

When Master Lu saw it, he shook his head angrily.

Seeing the dark sky, Zhang Xiaoqi liked it somewhat.

The restless Zhang Xiaoqi patted Lu Yifei's shoulder, and said cheerfully: "Oh, fat man, it's interesting that you have turned our good day into night with a smoke screen! But, your hundreds of thousands, really It's worthless, it's completely in vain, and our eldest lady didn't even smile!"

Lu Yifei was a bit taken aback: "Xiao Qi, don't worry, my smokescreen is just the beginning! The big gift I gave to cousin Leng Fang hasn't officially started yet!"

"Hiss! What kind of gift?" Zhang Xiaoqi asked.

Lu Yifei stopped talking to Zhang Xiaoqi, took the pager, and yelled: "Dongyaodong, 30nd, 30rd, [-], you all listen to me, get ready in [-] seconds! In [-] seconds, light the fire for me together!"

"received!"

After Lu Yifei gave the order, he treated the pager in his hand as garbage and threw it away.

Lu Yifei shook the fat all over his body again, and came to Leng Fang's side, and said happily: "Cousin Xiaofang, my big gift is coming soon! You have to be prepared!"

Zhang Xiaoqi kicked Lu Yifei back, before asking: "Fatty, did you just say you wanted to light a fire? Could it be that you want to set off fireworks for our young lady?"

Lu Yifei smiled disdainfully: "Cut! Set off fireworks? What kind of fireworks! Uncle Leng's family is also a wealthy family, and they have to set off fireworks every year and festival. My cousin has long been tired of seeing them!"

After that, Lu Yifei pointed at the crowd and said loudly: "You people are so stupid! It's no wonder that your methods can make my cousin laugh! Only my method is the best!"

"What is your method?" Zhang Xiaoqi asked.

Lu Yifei laughed from ear to ear: "I know, you people read more books than me! But, you only know how to read, and you can't use the knowledge in books!

Back then, my father stood by my side with a whip and insisted on letting me read a copy of "Records of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty"!I was afraid of being beaten, so I pretended to look it up, and then I knew the story of the princes of Fenghuo Opera!
My father used to say that reading is useful.But I don't believe it.

Until today, I didn't understand my father's good intentions!It turns out that reading is really useful!So, I must set him on fire in the metropolis today! "

When the crowd heard it, most of them were taken aback.

"Lu Yifei, are you saying that you want to imitate King Zhou You's Fenghuo drama, just to win Miss Leng's smile?"

Someone asked aloud.

Lu Yifei nodded: "I see that all of you are idiots! Oh, no, it's Shabi! I haven't even heard the story of the princes in Fenghuo Opera!
Doesn't our cousin Xiaofang know how to laugh just like Baosi?But King Zhou You is smart, knowing that if he set fire to it, Baosi's illness would be healed!

If I want my cousin's illness to be cured, how can my cousin's illness be cured if I don't set fire to it? !

How stupid of you not to know how to do such a simple thing! "

Before Lu Yifei finished speaking, the 30 seconds were up!
In an instant, the seven or eight groves around Lengfu were all on fire.

The fire was very strong, the flames were rolling, and the smoke was soaring into the sky. The light of the flames illuminated the entire Lanhu Yazhuang, and the entire rippling Lanhu Lake was red!
From the intensity of the fire, it can be seen that those who set the fire were pouring a lot of gasoline in the woods!

"Cousin, cousin, laugh! Look at this sea of ​​fire, how beautiful it is!" Lu Yifei shouted loudly.

People's eyes were all focused on Leng Fang, wanting to see if Leng Fang looked like the legendary Bao Si, and would laugh when they saw the fire!

The restless Zhang Xiaoqi curled her lips and said softly: "Lu Yifei, the urban version of the feudal lords that you are performing for our young lady now, there is indeed a big fire! But there is no scene of the lords rushing here! According to the legend, Baosi can laugh, on the one hand, he saw the fire, and the main reason is that Baosi laughed when he saw the princes being played around by King Zhou You!"

hiss!
Lu Yifei didn't think about the princes being tricked around, so he took a deep breath.

However, the "princes" soon appeared.

Amidst the sound of sirens, several fire engines hurried towards several large forests.

Many firefighters jumped out of the car and got into a mess, eager to put out the fire, and the scene was chaotic!
Lu Yifei was overjoyed, pointing at those fire trucks and firefighters: "Cousin, cousin, look quickly, now, cousin, you should be happy, should you smile?"

Leng Fang is very indifferent.

Not only indifferent, but also a little angry!
Leng Fang walked in front of Lu Yifei, and slapped Lu Yifei on the face with a "slap".

"Cousin, why did you hit me?"

Leng Fang was angry: "Don't call me cousin, I don't have a cousin like you! I admit, it's the first time I hit someone! But I also blame you for being too nonsense! You set fire to the forest, is it fun? Is it fun? ? It's unreasonable!"

"Woo, cousin, why are you hitting me? Don't do it, it's for you!" Lu Yifei said with tears.

"Lu Yifei, please respect yourself, I told you just now, I am no longer your cousin!"

(End of this chapter)