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72 Don't ask me

72 Don't ask me

There was a man who couldn't make any decisions at home, and his wife was in charge of everything.He only knows how to work to earn money, and doesn't ask about other things.

One day, a house inspector came and asked him, "How many square meters does your house live in?"

He said, "I'm not sure, you can ask my wife."

Another day, a social surveyor came and asked him: "How much is your family's annual income, how much is your expenditure, and is there any surplus?"

He said, "I don't know, just ask my wife!"

Another day, the census came and asked him what was the relationship, was he her husband? "

He said: "I don't know, just ask my wife." "Are these two children born to you and her?"

"I just said that only my wife knows about this, so don't ask me.

(End of this chapter)

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