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Chapter 73 The Director of the Three Keys

There was a man named Da Quan, who often boasted in front of people that he was the head of the family, holding three keys, and his wife had no right to ask.The neighbor smiled and asked his wife, "Is Daquan telling the truth?"

Daquan's wife said: "What he said is not false at all. He is a good laborer at home. Of the four keys in my house, he holds three: one is to open the door of the pigpen to feed the pigs; the other is to open the door of the pigsty. One feeds the chickens by the chicken coop door; one opens the kitchen door for cooking. I never intervene. I only have the key to a safe that stores cash and passbooks, and he never dares to intervene.”

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