goblin summer

Chapter 3 Winter on the West Coast

First off, I'm not the slightest bit interested in women's boudoirs.

So I took a step while carefully checking whether the soles of my feet were covered with mud.

I thought that a girl like Luo Lian who exudes a noble temperament from top to bottom must have a boudoir that is gorgeously decorated and blinding people's eyes.

But the actual situation is just the opposite.

Ordinary tables and chairs, with ordinary beds
An ordinary dressing table with an unusual mirror.

The mirror is huge and exaggerated.I even wondered if Lori Ann had to think about this mirror every morning.

"Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?"

As if confirming my guess, Lori Ann shook her skirt in front of the mirror.

"Of course you are the most beautiful." Surprisingly, a big thick mouth appeared on the mirror, so she said.

Looking at me with a stunned face, Lori Ann smiled: "Mr. Goblin, as you can see, I am a magician. I am good at sorcery."

Sorcery is a school of making magic props with high-end knowledge and mysterious wisdom. It is said that those who have mastered them are called great magicians and are highly respected.And if you continue to study further, go one step further, and awaken the power of Jingtianweidi, then this kind of sorcery expert will be honored as "ancient spirit".

What the hell kind of name is this, what did the people who voted for this name think back then!?

"See what you mean, are you planning to go with me to the Tower of the Dragon Man to find your pet dog?"

When a woman known for her beauty shows her strength, it's time to consider what she's trying to do.

"Bingo! Mr. Goblin is very smart!" Luo Lian's raised eyebrows were expressing her joy. It seemed that being surrounded by a bunch of stupid men all day long, she would feel more or less bored. of.Luo Lian said that she was looking for a dog, but it was better to say that she took the opportunity to go to the Tower of the Dragon Man.The confidence and detachment in this woman's bones make her more willing to take risks than stay in her own jewelry shop.

What's more, this trip may not be very dangerous.

After all, in the eyes of our Goblin tribe, creatures like dragonmen are not as brutal as humans imagine.

That's right, they have green faces, fangs, and hideous faces.But their parents also look like this.

They hold halberds with force in them.But so far, no one has seen them rushing out of the Tower of Dragonmen and turning the west coast upside down.I dare to assure you, just like the bulging muscles of the dragon people, the ferocious appearance of drooling teeth, and the poor armor on the west coast is as fragile as paper.

It can be seen that the dragon people may be very friendly.When they say "ooohoo" and wave their halberd at you, it's likely they're greeting you with their own tribal etiquette.The way we goblins greet each other is to knock each other with sticks. If we don't break two bones, the relationship is not in place!
What?I brag?Where do you think the goblin bones dropped from Gran's Forest come from?

Lori Ann blinked her talking eyes, as if expecting my response.

"Of course I am happy to help you, sister."

"Haha, you should call me Ma'am, Mr. Goblin." Lori Ann smiled flamboyantly.

"I'm a Goblin, but I'm already 72 years old. I'm still at a disadvantage by calling you a girl."

"Oh! That's really..."

"I'm lying to you, little brother Nian Fang [-]"

After Luo Lian heard what I said, her pink cheeks puffed up, and she raised her hand to slap me.I subconsciously wanted to block it, but I didn't expect that Luo Lian's raised hand was gently placed on my shoulder.she says:
"Haha, if you really want to find a companion, you have to be with someone interesting."

"That can't be done. We are going to take risks, not to talk about cross talk."

"Hahahahaha!" Luo Lian seemed to have heard a joke of the level of "the next version of male judo is on the rise", the original trace of soft obsequiousness disappeared, and she sat on the bed with her stomach covered and kicked her legs.In front of me, the singing and dancing Lori Ann, who was surrounded by men, seemed to be a different person.I saw the fine fluff next to her ear temples... oh, so she hasn't arrived yet.

Well, well, this is the smile that a girl of this age should have.

If you still want to develop further with Luo Lian, you should find some excuses to hang around for a few more days during the preparations for the Dragonman's Tower.

But after much deliberation, I still prepared with the mentality of making a quick decision.

I stayed at Luo Lian's house for a not-so-glamorous night (because I slept in the outer hall), and the next morning, I ate and drank as quickly as possible, and put on a twelve-point mental attitude.But I didn't go out until noon because Lori Ann had to make up...and me.

I know that she dresses me up for the sake of her own face.Luo Lian didn't seem to care much about her image in private, but externally, it was completely different, she was always so glamorous.

She dressed me up to make other people think that I was Lori'an's magic pet. After all, the adventure combination of a beautiful human girl and a goblin seems strange no matter how you look at it.Even if I have no intention of signing a contract with any human at all.

However, what I didn't expect was that Lori Ann directly told me her concerns: "Although I am a magician, I don't intend to further study in sorcery, so I don't have the idea of ​​signing a contract with elves for the time being. But I still I implore Mr. Goblin, please let you dress up as my magic pet temporarily. I will pay the corresponding reward and price separately."

Being stared at by Luo Lian's big eyes, I felt my nose a little sore, and my heart fluttered like a butterfly.I nodded subconsciously.Even the words "to be paid" were stuck in my throat and I didn't say it.

A hero is sad for a beauty!I comfort myself like this.

(End of this chapter)