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Chapter 1607 Just admit it, you are really sick.

"This is also an arithmetic problem within ten, listen carefully." Xu Duan rolled up his sleeves and said.

"Come here!" Li Dade tried his best to prove that he was not sick.

"There are six steamed buns in the basin, and each of the six children gets one. Then, why is there one left in the basin?" Xu Duan asked.

"That's impossible! Six people and six steamed buns, how could there be one left?!" Li Dade blurted out after hearing the words.

Not to mention Li Dade, even the other people at the scene were at a loss when they heard the words, six steamed buns for six people, isn't it just enough?There is one left, is it gone?
"There's one left? Can you figure out what's left?" Li Bingxue asked a person beside her in a low voice. She thought it was really a math problem.

"I don't know. There are six steamed buns for each of the six people. How could there be one left?" asked the person beside her.

"Is there a problem with this question?"

"That's right, there must be something wrong with this question. It's impossible to have one left. There are only six steamed buns. How can there be any left?"

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Many people, like Li Bingxue and the others, looked at Xu Duan and the others while discussing.

"Can't answer it? Do you admit to being sick?" Xu Duan asked.

"I don't admit it, if you have the ability, how can there be one left!" Li Dade said, everyone looked at Xu Duan when he said this, wondering how he let six people share six steamed buns and still have one left .

"Let me tell you, it's not terrible to be sick. It's a big taboo to avoid medical treatment. If you're sick, you have to get it treated quickly!" Xu Duan patted Li Dade on the shoulder and sighed, then said to Lin Yinger: "Tell him why There is one steamed bun left in the basin."

"Because the last kid took the basin away." Lin Yinger said.

puff haha!
Everyone at the scene couldn't help laughing immediately when they heard the words, tears were about to burst into tears, because they really took this problem as an arithmetic problem, but in the end there was such a magical turning point, but they all burst into tears every minute. Are you laughing?

puff!
Li Dade is really going to vomit blood, my mother, what about the agreed arithmetic problem?What about the math problem?Why did the clearly agreed arithmetic problem turn into a brain teaser?He's not stupid, and this isn't a skit, can he figure out if Xu Duan is tricking him?
"Look, it's that simple. If you said you were not sick, how could you not be able to answer it? Right?" Xu Duan said.

"I'm not sick!" Li Dade roared angrily, Xu Duan was the only one who could make him so angry.

"Whether you are sick or not, don't you let everyone talk about it? Do you all say that he is sick?" Xu Duan interacted with other people in minutes.

"Yes!" The others were all very angry by Li Dade just now, now Xu Duan asked, not to mention cooperating with Xu Duan, he told Li Dade that he was sick, and he was almost crying to Li Dade in unison up.

"Look, the eyes of the masses are discerning." Xu Duan spread his hands.

"I'm not sick!" Although Li Dade behaved more politely, his eloquence was not very good. When Xu Duan interacted with the audience, he immediately didn't know what to say.

"You are still not convinced, don't say I won't give you a chance, I will give you another one, if you can't answer this time, you can't say you are not sick, you have to go back to take medicine, you know? "Xu Duan said.

Hearing this, Li Dade thought to himself that he had understood Xu Duan's brain teaser routine, and in order to prove that he was not sick, he gritted his teeth and said, "Come again!"

"Okay, please listen to the question." Xu Duan rolled up his sleeves again and said, "There is a man named Lao Wang who lives next door to your house. He will be very happy to say hello to you every day when he passes by your door and praises your wife for being beautiful and capable, but you But I found that he shaved his face forty or fifty times a day, but his face was still full of beards, what is the reason?"

Li Dade didn't know about Lao Wang next door, so he didn't know that Xu Duan secretly said that Lao Wang praised his wife for being beautiful and capable. Face, with a beard on his face, what kind of monster is this?Is it natural body hair exuberant?But even if the body hair is strong, it can't be so strong that you shave forty or fifty times a day and still have a beard on your face, so it grows too fast, right?

When Xu Duan asked this question, not to mention Li Dade, even Li Bingxue and the others at the scene were confused, because no one knew what the situation was, how could it be possible? There is a beard on the top, how long is it?
"Is that impossible?" Li Dade said with a bewildered expression.

"Look, I told you that you have a brain problem and you still don't admit it, so you have nothing to say now?" Xu Juan said immediately after hearing the words.

"Then what reason do you think?" Li Dade really couldn't figure out why a person could still have a beard after shaving forty or fifty times a day. This is completely impossible!
"Ying'er, tell him the reason." Xu Duan said.

"Because Old Wang is a barber." Lin Yinger said.

puff!
Everyone at the scene raged on the spot when they heard the words. Many people really laughed and leaned on the table with their waists lying on their backs, unable to sit up.

"Hahahaha, Lao Wang shaves other people's faces, hahaha!" Li Bingxue supported the table and burst into tears.

"Ahem, hahahaha!" Fang Yu, who was sitting not far away, had just swallowed a sip of wine when he heard the answer, choked on the spot, coughing and laughing out of breath.

Xu Duan looked at the group of people laughing out of breath and spread his hands out of breath: "Look, it's so simple, so you really have a brain problem, you have to admit it! Really."

"I don't admit it. I have no brain problem. Who can think of your problem!" Li Dade resolutely refused to admit that there was a brain problem.

"That's what I thought! I answered all these questions!" Lin Yinger said.

"That's because you have a problem with your brain. How can normal people think like that when asking questions like this?" Li Dade said angrily.

"Hey, let me ask you a normal question. Everyone at the scene knows how much one plus one equals to the question you just answered. Do you dare to come?" Lin Yinger said immediately when Li Dade said that she had a problem in her head. , If you dare to answer the questions asked by the sisters, you will still be unable to answer them, and you will turn to digging holes, digging big holes.

"Then you come!" Li Dade said.

"Listen well." Lin Yinger said: "Let me ask you, under what circumstances does one plus one equal two."

"One plus one is equal to two if the calculation is wrong!" Li Dade heard that Lin Yinger asked the question in the same sentence pattern as Xu Duan and Yimao, and immediately thought that it was the question that Xu Duan asked, almost the same as Fan Wei He blurted out without thinking.

"Two! What I'm asking is under what circumstances does one plus one equal two!" Lin Yinger immediately stretched out two slender, fair fingers and said in front of Li Dade.

When Li Dade heard the words, Lin Yinger asked him under what circumstances one plus one equals two, his expression froze immediately, and he murmured with a dull expression, "Two? Didn't you just say three?"

"You said that you can't even tell the difference between two and three? How are you two? Are you ashamed to say that you are not sick?" Lin Yinger looked at Li Dade and said, "Just admit it, you are sick!"

puff haha!
Everyone laughed out of breath when they heard the words, and almost laughed stupidly, because in fact, everyone could understand that Lin Yinger took advantage of Li Dade's eagerness to prove that she was not sick and didn't listen carefully to the topic. It doesn't matter if you are sick or not.

"I said a long time ago that you really have mental problems, just admit it, and get rid of it before it's too late." Xu Duan patted Li Dade who was stunned and said.

"She didn't pay attention to the question while I didn't hear it clearly. If you have the ability to come up with another one, I will definitely be able to answer it!" Li Dade was going crazy at the moment, and Xu Duan and Lin Ying'er were both sick and tossing each other. Going crazy, I have to prove that I am not sick.

"Okay, okay, for the sake of your serious condition, I'll take care of you, a third-grade subject, okay?" Xu Duan said.

Li Dade was anxious to prove himself right now, and didn't think too much about Xu Duan's words, so he blurted out: "No, if you have the ability, you can follow the fourth grade!" With the Northeast accent coming out, you think that guy is so anxious right now Prove yourself.

"Fourth grade?" Xu Duan asked.

"Fifth grade is fine!" Li Dade said.

Hearing this, Xu Juan shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands to the others in the banquet hall, as if saying, Look, he is really sick. Who can save him when he is already in this state?In minutes everyone burst into laughter seeing him like that.

"Pfft haha, this Li Dade is going to be ruined by that wicked thing haha!" Li Bingxue said to the people around her.

"I'm about to be fooled, and I use my brain teasers to prove myself, isn't this a disease, haha!"

"Who said no, I have never seen such a stupid hahaha!"

"By the way, isn't that guy's brain really sick?"

(End of this chapter)