The Godfather of Almighty Entertainment
Chapter 1608 Serial pits!
Chapter 1608 Serial pits!
Li Dade heard everyone laughing, and thinking about what he blurted out just now without thinking through it, he suddenly felt like dying. My mother, this grandson really digs holes for him everywhere. He didn’t even start asking questions. Let him first Dug a hole, how wicked is this damn?
"Are you ready? I took this question long to take care of you. If you can answer it a few more times, it will give you a few more chances to prove yourself, okay?" Xu Duan said.
After Xu Duan dug a hole for him a few times before, Li Dade immediately answered cautiously and said, "You start." He didn't dare to answer Xu Duan's question normally.
"Listen up." Xu Duan said, "Excuse me, how many steps does it take to put a giraffe in the refrigerator?"
"Put... put the giraffe in the refrigerator?!" Li Dade was stunned when he heard this, giraffe?Put in the refrigerator?Can that thing fit in it?
"How many steps?" Xu Duan asked.
"The giraffe is so big...can't it fit in?" Li Dade said hesitantly.
"Tsk, look at me and say you have a brain problem, don't you admit it? Can't the refrigerator be as big as a giraffe?" Xu Duan looked at me and said you had a brain problem. Li Dade was so angry that he almost didn't fight him.
"Then...then...how many steps?" Li Dade looked confused.
"Oh my God." Xu Juan was shocked when he heard the words, "Has your IQ...has degraded so badly?" He looked at Li Dade with a caring and pitiful expression as he said it, and almost made Li Dade angry It's crooked, even though he knew that the grandson was trying to anger him on purpose, he still couldn't help being angry.
"Then tell me how many steps to take!" Li Dade said.
"It's over, his IQ is really even the third grade teacher doesn't want." Xu Duan sighed and said to Lin Yinger: "Yinger, tell him, in a few steps."
"In three steps, open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe in, and close the refrigerator door!" Lin Yinger said.
puff haha!
Everyone at the scene burst into laughter when they heard the words. Although everyone knew that Xu Duan would definitely have an unexpected result, they really didn't expect that it would be so f*cking unexpected. You f*cking giraffe is a piece of meat Just open the refrigerator door and put it in, won't the giraffe struggle?
Li Dade looked dull when he heard the words, because he didn't expect such a result. When he heard Xu Duan's question, his mind was actually like other people, thinking about catching giraffes and giraffes struggling. It must be very troublesome to go in, but it turned out that the grandson didn't think about it at all, let alone how confused he was.
"Oh, with your IQ, it seems that you can only answer some simple question types." Xu Duan sighed and said, "I will take care of you and give you a similar question type. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a refrigerator?"
When Li Dade heard that this question was easy, it was the same as the giraffe question just now, except that the giraffe was replaced with an elephant, which was almost the same size. He immediately said excitedly: "In three steps, open the refrigerator door and put the elephant in it. Close the refrigerator door!"
"Damn it, you... your IQ... ouch, why don't you ask your family to buy you something if you want to eat, and don't let them save money when you're already like this." Xu Duanwen Yan suddenly looked shocked, looked at Li Dade's eyes not to mention how pitiful he was, and then turned to Lin Yinger and said: "I can't bear to talk to him anymore with his IQ. I don't understand the question."
Li Dade was almost pissed off when he heard the words, your uncle, what the hell is this buddy like?Still want to eat something and buy something, I will eat you!You are a bastard who lacks virtue!
He said angrily: "This is exactly the same as your question just now, what did you say is wrong with my answer?"
"Alas." Xu Duan sighed and patted Li Dade's shoulder and said, "Okay, okay, don't make trouble, let me tell you, okay?" It was like coaxing a child, and everyone present could see his appearance quickly I laughed silly.
"Tell me!" Li Dade was going crazy, because the question was really the same except for the difference between elephants and giraffes, how could there be different answers?
"Four steps." Xu Duan stretched out four fingers and said.
watt? !
what?
Don’t talk about Li Dade at the scene, even Li Bingxue and Fang Yu are all taken aback. Don’t look at them laughing happily. In fact, they also think the same way as Li Dade, because in their opinion, the topic is not only elephants and giraffes The name is the same, how can it be different from giraffe to elephant?
"One, open the refrigerator door, two, get the giraffe out, three, put the elephant in, four, close the refrigerator door," Xu Duan said.
puff haha!
When everyone at the scene heard that the giraffe was brought out, they already understood what Xu Duan meant. This is a series of pitfalls. The last question was the pitfall of this question!In the last question, this grandson has already dug a hole for Li Dade, haha!
"Do you admit that you are sick? Are you saying that you are sick?!" After Xu Duan finished speaking, he looked at Li Dade and said to Li Dade as if you understood now.
Li Dade was about to vomit blood from Xu Duanqi, and he wasn't stupid, so he couldn't figure out where he dug the hole for this guy right now?He said angrily, "I don't admit it!"
Xu Duan looked as if I had expected it a long time ago, rolled up his sleeves and said: "It seems that I have to let you know that I am sick today, please listen to the next question!"
"Say it!" Li Dade said.
"The zoo is holding an animal party. Excuse me, which animal didn't show up for the roll call?" Xu Duan asked.
Li Dade was stunned again when he heard the words, my mother, which animal didn't arrive, how the hell would I know where to go?I didn't go to the animal convention again!
"Elephant, it's locked in your refrigerator!" Lin Yinger said.
puff haha!
"My god, this pit is so deep, haha!" Li Bingxue lay on the table laughing almost to the point of tears.
"Haha, I almost fooled that guy!"
"It's over, I guess this guy really wants to doubt his IQ hahaha!"
……
"Go ahead and listen to the questions." Xu Duan ignored the other people who were laughing together, but continued to yell at Li Dade: "You pass a river that usually has many crocodiles, and the river is about waist high. If you have something urgent, you should hurry to the other side But there is no bridge, how can you get across?"
Li Dade's mind immediately turned away when he heard the words, because the previous question was the pitfall of this question for several consecutive questions, he immediately thought of the previous question, and hurriedly said: "Ride an elephant!"
"The elephant is locked in your refrigerator!" Lin Yinger said immediately after hearing this.
puff haha!
Everyone laughed again when they heard the words.
"Then I'll go home and get the elephant out and ride it!" Li Dade said immediately after hearing this.
"Please examine the question carefully. You have something urgent to go to the other side. Will you have time to go home?" Xu Duan said.
"Is there... still something urgent?" Li Dade suddenly became dizzy again when he heard this, can't he ride an elephant when he co-authors?He thought wildly, "Then... then can I find a boat?"
"Hey, what can you do about your illness? Why can't you even understand the words now? Didn't I make you pay attention to reviewing the questions?" Xu Duan sighed: "The questions tell you that the water is up to your waist , can’t sail the boat!”
"Then...then what should I do?" Li Dade didn't know what to do at all.
"The crocodile is going to the zoo party, won't it be over if you go there?" Lin Yinger said angrily.
puff haha!
"Damn it, this is a deep pit with no limit, haha!" Li Bingxue almost laughed stupidly.
"This is a huge deep pit made by a private customer, hahaha!"
"It's a bottomless pit, hahaha!"
(End of this chapter)
Li Dade heard everyone laughing, and thinking about what he blurted out just now without thinking through it, he suddenly felt like dying. My mother, this grandson really digs holes for him everywhere. He didn’t even start asking questions. Let him first Dug a hole, how wicked is this damn?
"Are you ready? I took this question long to take care of you. If you can answer it a few more times, it will give you a few more chances to prove yourself, okay?" Xu Duan said.
After Xu Duan dug a hole for him a few times before, Li Dade immediately answered cautiously and said, "You start." He didn't dare to answer Xu Duan's question normally.
"Listen up." Xu Duan said, "Excuse me, how many steps does it take to put a giraffe in the refrigerator?"
"Put... put the giraffe in the refrigerator?!" Li Dade was stunned when he heard this, giraffe?Put in the refrigerator?Can that thing fit in it?
"How many steps?" Xu Duan asked.
"The giraffe is so big...can't it fit in?" Li Dade said hesitantly.
"Tsk, look at me and say you have a brain problem, don't you admit it? Can't the refrigerator be as big as a giraffe?" Xu Duan looked at me and said you had a brain problem. Li Dade was so angry that he almost didn't fight him.
"Then...then...how many steps?" Li Dade looked confused.
"Oh my God." Xu Juan was shocked when he heard the words, "Has your IQ...has degraded so badly?" He looked at Li Dade with a caring and pitiful expression as he said it, and almost made Li Dade angry It's crooked, even though he knew that the grandson was trying to anger him on purpose, he still couldn't help being angry.
"Then tell me how many steps to take!" Li Dade said.
"It's over, his IQ is really even the third grade teacher doesn't want." Xu Duan sighed and said to Lin Yinger: "Yinger, tell him, in a few steps."
"In three steps, open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe in, and close the refrigerator door!" Lin Yinger said.
puff haha!
Everyone at the scene burst into laughter when they heard the words. Although everyone knew that Xu Duan would definitely have an unexpected result, they really didn't expect that it would be so f*cking unexpected. You f*cking giraffe is a piece of meat Just open the refrigerator door and put it in, won't the giraffe struggle?
Li Dade looked dull when he heard the words, because he didn't expect such a result. When he heard Xu Duan's question, his mind was actually like other people, thinking about catching giraffes and giraffes struggling. It must be very troublesome to go in, but it turned out that the grandson didn't think about it at all, let alone how confused he was.
"Oh, with your IQ, it seems that you can only answer some simple question types." Xu Duan sighed and said, "I will take care of you and give you a similar question type. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a refrigerator?"
When Li Dade heard that this question was easy, it was the same as the giraffe question just now, except that the giraffe was replaced with an elephant, which was almost the same size. He immediately said excitedly: "In three steps, open the refrigerator door and put the elephant in it. Close the refrigerator door!"
"Damn it, you... your IQ... ouch, why don't you ask your family to buy you something if you want to eat, and don't let them save money when you're already like this." Xu Duanwen Yan suddenly looked shocked, looked at Li Dade's eyes not to mention how pitiful he was, and then turned to Lin Yinger and said: "I can't bear to talk to him anymore with his IQ. I don't understand the question."
Li Dade was almost pissed off when he heard the words, your uncle, what the hell is this buddy like?Still want to eat something and buy something, I will eat you!You are a bastard who lacks virtue!
He said angrily: "This is exactly the same as your question just now, what did you say is wrong with my answer?"
"Alas." Xu Duan sighed and patted Li Dade's shoulder and said, "Okay, okay, don't make trouble, let me tell you, okay?" It was like coaxing a child, and everyone present could see his appearance quickly I laughed silly.
"Tell me!" Li Dade was going crazy, because the question was really the same except for the difference between elephants and giraffes, how could there be different answers?
"Four steps." Xu Duan stretched out four fingers and said.
watt? !
what?
Don’t talk about Li Dade at the scene, even Li Bingxue and Fang Yu are all taken aback. Don’t look at them laughing happily. In fact, they also think the same way as Li Dade, because in their opinion, the topic is not only elephants and giraffes The name is the same, how can it be different from giraffe to elephant?
"One, open the refrigerator door, two, get the giraffe out, three, put the elephant in, four, close the refrigerator door," Xu Duan said.
puff haha!
When everyone at the scene heard that the giraffe was brought out, they already understood what Xu Duan meant. This is a series of pitfalls. The last question was the pitfall of this question!In the last question, this grandson has already dug a hole for Li Dade, haha!
"Do you admit that you are sick? Are you saying that you are sick?!" After Xu Duan finished speaking, he looked at Li Dade and said to Li Dade as if you understood now.
Li Dade was about to vomit blood from Xu Duanqi, and he wasn't stupid, so he couldn't figure out where he dug the hole for this guy right now?He said angrily, "I don't admit it!"
Xu Duan looked as if I had expected it a long time ago, rolled up his sleeves and said: "It seems that I have to let you know that I am sick today, please listen to the next question!"
"Say it!" Li Dade said.
"The zoo is holding an animal party. Excuse me, which animal didn't show up for the roll call?" Xu Duan asked.
Li Dade was stunned again when he heard the words, my mother, which animal didn't arrive, how the hell would I know where to go?I didn't go to the animal convention again!
"Elephant, it's locked in your refrigerator!" Lin Yinger said.
puff haha!
"My god, this pit is so deep, haha!" Li Bingxue lay on the table laughing almost to the point of tears.
"Haha, I almost fooled that guy!"
"It's over, I guess this guy really wants to doubt his IQ hahaha!"
……
"Go ahead and listen to the questions." Xu Duan ignored the other people who were laughing together, but continued to yell at Li Dade: "You pass a river that usually has many crocodiles, and the river is about waist high. If you have something urgent, you should hurry to the other side But there is no bridge, how can you get across?"
Li Dade's mind immediately turned away when he heard the words, because the previous question was the pitfall of this question for several consecutive questions, he immediately thought of the previous question, and hurriedly said: "Ride an elephant!"
"The elephant is locked in your refrigerator!" Lin Yinger said immediately after hearing this.
puff haha!
Everyone laughed again when they heard the words.
"Then I'll go home and get the elephant out and ride it!" Li Dade said immediately after hearing this.
"Please examine the question carefully. You have something urgent to go to the other side. Will you have time to go home?" Xu Duan said.
"Is there... still something urgent?" Li Dade suddenly became dizzy again when he heard this, can't he ride an elephant when he co-authors?He thought wildly, "Then... then can I find a boat?"
"Hey, what can you do about your illness? Why can't you even understand the words now? Didn't I make you pay attention to reviewing the questions?" Xu Duan sighed: "The questions tell you that the water is up to your waist , can’t sail the boat!”
"Then...then what should I do?" Li Dade didn't know what to do at all.
"The crocodile is going to the zoo party, won't it be over if you go there?" Lin Yinger said angrily.
puff haha!
"Damn it, this is a deep pit with no limit, haha!" Li Bingxue almost laughed stupidly.
"This is a huge deep pit made by a private customer, hahaha!"
"It's a bottomless pit, hahaha!"
(End of this chapter)
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