The Godfather of Almighty Entertainment

Chapter 39 Rescue the scene like putting out a fire

"Duan Duan, why don't you go up and sing a song first, anyway, this is a new show, and the audience doesn't know the process, so you can do whatever you want, buy us some time, we really have no choice!" Qin Yong said idea said.

"I have no problem singing, but I can only last three to five minutes. Apart from singing, I have no other talents to show off!" Xu Duan said.

"You can chat with the audience after you sing the song, try to delay it for 10 minutes to half an hour, give us some time to think of a solution, Duandu, I beg you this time." Lin Lei really made things difficult this time. The show started too quickly, and the preparations were not sufficient, but in fact, no matter how well-prepared, if a guest changes his mind on the spot and refuses to come, even Altman, the director, can't stand it.

"Anything is fine?" Xu Duan couldn't bear to see Lin Lei's begging face. The other party was nice to him, and just now he asked the camera to give more shots and secretly took care of him. He couldn't really look dead Can't help.

"You can say whatever you want, I'll cut it later." Lin Lei nodded, he didn't think that Xu Duan could say anything, as long as the audience didn't get angry.

"That's okay, I'll go up to delay the time, you guys hurry up and find a way." Xu Duan said.

"Okay, thank you for Duan Duan. I've made a note of this favor. If you need me, Lin Lei, just say hello!" Lin Lei said gratefully. The so-called saving a scene is like putting out a fire. Now that the show has started, he Tell the audience that the guests will not come, the show will not be recorded, then this show will not be done in the future.

Lin Lei and others did not regard Xu Duan as a savior. After all, Xu Duan is a singer. How could he do the job of a show host? It is impossible. Yong said, "Where is Young Master Jin? Has he returned from vacation?" Young Master Jin and Lin Lei have a good relationship.

"No, even if there is, it will be too late. It will take an hour for his family to reach the TV station." Qin Yong shook his head.

"Then the TV station doesn't have an idle host?" Lin Lei felt as if he was cornered.

Qin Yong didn't dare to say no, so he could only say, "I'll call again and ask, maybe I missed someone."

Lin Lei also kept making calls with his mobile phone, but many of the calls were either turned off or busy, and they couldn't get through at all. Only then did Lin Lei understand that someone was trying to tear down his station, and the energy was beyond imagination. He was even more desperate, standing on the side and not speaking, he could imagine what it would be like if Xu Duan couldn't hold back the audience for a while, he would definitely say something nasty, maybe he would curse if he was in a hurry, it's over, the show If something like this happened on the first day of recording, it must be over. The leader knows that he must question his ability to work, and maybe even the show will be cut off directly!

What do you say?Xu Duan is also in trouble. He is not a professional host. How could he be able to chat for an hour and a half on stage? If you want him to talk, he can talk, but that is nonsense. Who would listen to his nonsense? ?
Eh?Nonsense?Who says nonsense no one listens?Isn't the talk show just nonsense?Xu Duan's eyes suddenly lit up, and he remembered the many talk shows in his previous life, anyway, he would cut them out after a while, so let's talk about it, whatever it is, Xu Duan often watched talk shows before the world changed. I am quite familiar with the jokes inside.

Thinking so, Xu Duan took the microphone and walked onto the stage.

"Good evening, audience friends, please pretend that I am today's host, thank you!" Xu Duan thought that Lin Lei would cut it anyway and didn't even introduce himself.

The audience heard the first half of Xu Duan's opening remarks, and they were normal, but they immediately sprayed when they heard the second half.

"Nimma, pretend!"

"Pfft, what the hell is pretending?"

"Haha, the host is still pretending!"

"This guy is too funny, what are you pretending, are you okay?"

"Hey, he's the champion singer from Zhile.com, right? I've seen the scene where he scolded Zhao Liang, this guy is so funny, how can he be a host?"

……

The audience didn't know the inside story of the show, they just thought that the show started when Xu Duan came on stage, and they laughed out loud when Xu Duan told the truth, because Xu Duan was really pretending to be the host.

"I came up here mainly to tell you some interesting things. If you say something good, give it a round of applause. If you say something bad, you should do more self-criticism and find the reason from yourself." Xu Duan Just talking nonsense, and brought the opening remarks that Lao Guo often used.

"Pfft haha, who is this guy, it's so funny!"

"Haha, shit, self-criticism, whether the co-authorship is good or not doesn't matter to you?"

"Haha, this stuff is so interesting, I like it!"

"This guy is so funny, who knows what his name is?"

"Haha, this guy is really... smelly and shameless, I like it!"

……

As soon as Xu Duan opened his mouth, the audience couldn't stop laughing. It's also because there are no talk shows and Lao Guo in this world, otherwise the effect would not be so good.

"Double Eleven is coming soon, I believe many lesbians have already abstinence?" Xu Duan smiled and paused here deliberately, because Lin Lei told him that he would cut it off, and he didn't care about the past and the future, anyway, he thought What to say, the timing coincided, and I brought up Wang Zijian's talk about Double Eleven.

Um?Lin Lei, who was worried, suddenly widened his eyes when he heard Xu Duan's words, I'll go, I asked you to talk casually, you really said casually, how can such a topic be mentioned in the program?This topic is forbidden!He secretly sighed in his heart that Xu Duan should not be allowed to appear on stage, after all, he is not a professional host, how can such jokes be said in TV programs.

The audience was also shocked by Xu Duan, this guy really dares to say anything, will the TV station let this thing be broadcast?

"Look at the nasty looks of one or two of you. I'm talking about the desire to buy. What do you think? Your thoughts are so impure, I despise you!" Xu Duan looked like I despised you, and the audience was immediately moved. The broken appearance is amused.

"Damn it, this guy is so shameless!"

"Haha, this guy is really stinky and shameless, he obviously induced it on purpose!"

"Pfft, this guy is really shameless!"

Xu Duan shook his head and said: "Speaking of which, the lesbian double eleven is really crazy. I didn't buy anything a month or two in advance. It made me cry. You don't know, I have a colleague The table is called Lin Yinger, and I share the rent with her, it’s crazy, people don’t buy anything three months in advance, just wait for Double Eleven, I can’t bear to tell her that there is no soy sauce at home, she said to me: No Buy it, buy it on Double Eleven, it’s cheap! Did I say that I don’t want to cook? She said: I’ll fry it on Double Eleven!”

"Hahaha, wait until Double Eleven!"

"I'll go, what does this guy think! It's so funny!"

"Pfft, this show is so interesting!"

Lin Lei was surprised when Xu Duan teased the audience, so he stood on the sidelines and listened.

Qin Yong was also amused by Xu Duan when he called to find someone, and the person on the other end of the phone asked him why he was laughing.

Xu Duan shook his head and said: "You don't know, this is the beginning of the nightmare, there will be no rice at home in two days, you don't need to buy anything else, but you have to eat, so I told her that there is no rice at home, She said to buy it on Double Eleven, it’s cheap! I said, don’t you eat? She said she’s hungry, she wants to lose weight, and eat it on Double Eleven, it’s cheap! I couldn’t bear it so I told her that there was no toilet paper at home. Should I wait until Double Eleven to wipe again? She gave me a contemptuous look and taught me: since Double Eleven, who runs out of toilet paper?"

Immediately, the audience was amused and laughed again.

Lin Lei also laughed so hard that tears almost came out, this guy is so funny!

Qin Yong approached the stage while dialing the phone, his smiling eyes almost disappeared.

"Hey, it's tears if I talk too much. You said that Double Eleven is a festival made up to satirize bachelors. It's miserable enough for us bachelors. You still shop, you still carnival, you These heterosexuals...you..." Xu Duan said with a miserable expression.

"Pfft haha, heterosexuality... Is this the voice of the heart?"

"Haha, this guy really dares to say anything!"

"I'll go, this product is really awesome."

Xu Duan waited for the audience to laugh before he said: "After the irony is over, you still carnival. You said how cruel you are, but you are also very envious of bachelors like us during Double Eleven, right? Who told you to have wives and girlfriends? "Xu Duan made a gesture.

The audience laughed again.

"Double Eleven has a term that everyone is familiar with, spike. Many people wait there in the middle of the night without sleeping, and wait for the panic buying to start at twelve o'clock. Because the rush is slow, they will not be able to buy, so spike, but everyone has I didn’t realize that I actually bought a lot of things that might not be needed at all. Think carefully, do you really need those things? Do you really need them? So why do you buy so many impractical things? Why do I have to tell you this? That's because I really need it!" Xu Duan's serious appearance made everyone think that this guy was going to serve everyone a bowl of chicken soup, who would have thought that this guy would make a big turning point in minutes.

"Hey, this guy is so shameless!"

"Haha, this guy is so stinky and shameless!"

"I need it too, haha!"

　Favorite it, remember to save it, the handsome young man, the one who collects it will be even more handsome, really, really, collect it.

　　
　
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