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Chapter 40 Return
Xu Duan talked a lot, making the audience laugh one after another.

"Speaking of shopping, I would like to ask, have you ever encountered a bad review for a business that does not match the actual product and the picture?" Xu Duan asked interacting with the audience.

Xu Duan made the audience laugh happily, and the audience also showed their faces, scrambling to answer questions.

"Have!"

"Give it!"

Xu Duan nodded and continued: "Then many people must have had the experience of being harassed by business phone calls and asked to withdraw bad reviews?"

What the audience answered was a delight.

"Yes, there is!"

"Meet it!"

"But I'm afraid that you have never encountered such a weird thing as giving a good review to a business." Xu Duan said with a smile: "I have a tablemate named Lin Yinger, and she has had such an experience. The thing is like this Yes, she bought a kitchen knife online some time ago, and after she bought it, she posted a bloody buyer's show of her hand being cut by a kitchen knife. The bones were exposed, and it looked very scary. Her comment was written like this: New I got the kitchen knife I bought, it’s very easy to use, it’s bloody when I cut it, I’m sure it’s going to kill anyone, it’s awesome! It must be a five-star review! The boss almost cried when he saw her review.”

The audience immediately burst out laughing.

"Oh my god, I'm dying of laughter, whoever is doing it haha!"

"I'll go, this guy is so funny!"

"Hahaha, this show is so interesting!"

Standing on the side, Lin Lei also leaned forward and back together with a smile.

Xu Duan waited for the audience to finish laughing and then said: "Now the Internet is a mess and sells everything. My deskmate Lin Yinger actually bought a rabbit online last winter, but it died not long after, so she ran over to tell me Crying, duanduan, you said how good the rabbit I bought is that it can be hugged and rubbed, it doesn’t matter how you pull its ears, it can play games to relieve boredom when it’s okay, and it can cover its feet when it’s cold. Is it dead?... I thought about it after hearing this, and I think that rabbit may have committed suicide."

"Pfft! Isn't he afraid of being hunted down by his deskmate if he arranges it like this?"

"Haha, if Lin Yinger knew that Xu Duan was so black, she would definitely hack him to death!" This was the audience who had watched Xu Duan's match.

"I'll go, this guy's black people are really bottomless!"

Qin Yong couldn't find anyone after making a phone call, and stood beside Lin Lei laughing.

"Now online, you can buy almost anything. Two days ago, Lin Yinger, my deskmate, saw that I could apply for a visa online. I suddenly wanted to travel abroad, so I talked to the customer service about what I needed to apply for a visa. , the customer service said that a photo is needed for this certificate and that certificate. Lin Yinger thought about it and said to the customer service: I have some documents that are not complete. At present, I have photos and photos... I see that you said that you need a bank tax receipt for a visa. Can you do it for me? The customer service said to her on the spot: Dear, please remember that online shopping is not a panacea, how can you apply for a visa without a tax stamp? Come, leave a number and we can chat in private."

"Hahaha, photo photo and photo!"

"Oh, let's chat in private haha!"

"I'll go, this guy really blackmails him at the same table!"

Lin Lei and Qin Yong also laughed so that tears flowed out. After laughing, they looked at each other, their eyes were shining brightly.

Hearing Qin Yong's laughter, Xu Duan saw Qin Yong's bald head and blinked his eyes in a blink of an eye, and continued: "Speaking of going abroad, I remembered, our program team has a director named Qin Yong, he often goes abroad, but He is very distressed, why? Because he is thankful, thank you, I thank him!"

"Thank him! Hahahaha!"

"Whoever is caught by this guy is black!"

"Hahahaha, this shit is so funny!"

Hearing this, Lin Lei laughed and turned to look at Qin Yong's bald head, while Qin Yong couldn't laugh or cry, why did Xu Duan make fun of him.

"Why is he troubled? Because when he goes abroad, he often meets foreigners who are taller than him. He has a shaved head, and the top of his head is shiny, but there are black and black hair stubble on both sides. The foreigners are very curious, and often ask him where he is from. He doesn't want his image to discredit the motherland, but he doesn't want to say that he is RB or Korean, so he is very distressed, but you have to say that Director Qin is a cultural person, and he solved it very well with one sentence Question, later when a foreigner asked him where he came from, Director Qin would put his palms together and say, "The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land." Xu Duan clasped his hands together.

The audience roared with laughter once again.

puff!
Lin Lei just took a sip of the tea brought to him by his assistant Zhao Huan, when he heard the words, he immediately sprayed it all over Zhao Huan, Zhao Huan was covered in water like a wronged little wife.

Qin Yong was teased by Xu Duan with a wry smile on his face, this guy is really bad for being black!

"Okay, that's all for today's program. Welcome everyone to continue to lock on our entertainment channel at the same time next week." Xu Duan murmured in his heart, if you have the ability to watch this program, he said more than half a minute When I was young, Lin Lei still didn't seem to find a solution, so he took advantage of the situation to help Lin Lei deal with today's matter after the recording, and asked Lin Lei to find time to record again, so as to avoid any bad rumors from the show.

The audience was immediately dissatisfied when they heard the words, as if they hadn't enjoyed it yet.

"Ah, this is the end? Is time so fast? Isn't this just the beginning?"

"Yeah, why do I feel like the show has just started, let's do another one!"

"Yes, yes, one more!"

"One more, don't come or go!"

The audience booed, and they all sat in the audience and refused to leave. They shouted one by one, and the more they shouted, the more tidy they became, as if they had been rehearsed.

Come on!Dude, this is delaying time, do you know that?Participating in the program doesn't even care about the food?Do you really treat your buddies like Sunday?One more, another fart!Xu Juan pretended not to hear the words and went down.

"One more, one more!" Seeing Xu Duan walking down, Lin Lei booed with the audience and pushed Xu Duan onto the stage.

Your sister, just come up with another one, why don't you think of a way to find guests, hosts, and buddies, what are you talking about?Xu Duan was very angry at Lin Lei, this guy is typical of not doing business properly, you can't find a show director, host or guest, and you are anxious, do you think you are stupid?
Xu Duan had no choice but to return to the stage again, "Everyone knows that I'm a non-famous singer, so I especially like to watch various singers give concerts, especially Liu Yilun, who walks with style, it's all like this. "Xu Duan imitated Liu Yilun, the king of the world, and the imitation was perfect, but the audience was very dissatisfied. Why?Because what they want is Xu Duan to make them laugh, they don't like imitation shows or anything like that.

The audience was wondering why Xu Duan didn't make fun anymore. Xu Duan suddenly ran off the stage after imitating Liu Yilun's walk, and shouted at the stage: "You performed so well, do one more!" After shouting, he quickly ran up the stage again He said to the audience: "Okay!"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Haha, imitation can still be played like this!"

"Hey, I'll go, Liu Yilun must beat him when he sees this!"

"It's so imitative, haha, it's so funny!"

Xu Duan waited for the audience to finish laughing before he said in a serious manner: "Generally, I never bother others for the things I can do by myself."

The audience heard the words and then thought of Xu Duan's previous action language, and suddenly they laughed again.

Lin Lei and Qin Yong couldn't help laughing, but when they looked at Xu Duan, their eyes glowed green, like a wolf seeing meat.

"Okay, that's the end of today's show. Everyone hurry back to each house and find each mother. My mother also called me home for dinner!" Xu Duan walked off the stage as he said, without any delay, as if If you walk slowly, you won't be able to go down.

The audience laughed again when they heard the words, but they refused to leave after laughing. They just sat and watched Xu Duan walking down the stage, not to mention Xu Duan's headache.

My mother is endless, you and your buddies are here to listen to the cross talk, if you don’t leave after listening to it, you will bring it back, is there such a thing?Xu Duan was so angry that he couldn't do anything if the audience didn't leave. Lin Lei pushed him back to the stage with a reluctance on his face.

"Say it first, it's the last one, let's leave after finishing speaking, otherwise we won't care about the meal!" Xu Duan said as if he was really in charge of the meal, and immediately made the audience laugh again.

"Everyone knows that, I have a deskmate named Lin Yinger." Xu Duan immediately provoked another burst of laughter at the scene, because Xu Duan had been blacking out Lin Yinger all day, and Lin Yinger was the stalker Xu Duan He never tires of using it, because it is not easy to get a chance for Hei Lin Yinger who is so happy!
"I chatted with her some time ago, and we talked about online shopping. I told her how bad the world would be without online shopping. After thinking about it, she nodded in agreement and said to me, yes, it's terrible. Now, if there is no online shopping, then I really have to work there during working hours!" Xu Duan said.

"Pfft haha, this black guy's skills are simply unfathomable!"

"Haha, I really want to know what Lin Yinger's expression will be when she sees this episode!"

"Haha, Lin Yinger probably has the heart to kill Xu Duan!"

The audience finally left the stage satisfied, and Xu Duan's hanging heart finally let go, oh my, finally willing to leave!
Lin Lei and others from the program team gathered around and applauded Xu Duan non-stop.

"Come on, Director Lin, you're still applauding, why don't you hurry up and find a guest host?" Xu Duan looked at Lin Lei angrily and said.

"Why did I go to the guest host?" Lin Lei asked back.

Your sister, is this a problem?Is this a problem?Why don't you find guests or hosts when you make a show? What kind of shit show are you doing?Xu Juan rolled his eyes when he heard the words, "How do you record the show without guests or hosts?"

"Isn't this already recorded?" Lin Lei asked with a smile.

Hearing this, Xu Duan staggered and almost fell to the ground, "What the hell, you said you were going to broadcast this episode?" Xu Duan asked hastily.

"Yes." Lin Lei nodded

When Xu Juan heard the words, his eyes turned black and he almost died on the spot. Lin Lei told him that he would cut him off, so he didn't have any worries. He didn't dare to blacken Lin Yinger even if he died, what's the difference between that and death?Also Nima is playing tricks to death!If Lin Yinger watched this episode, it would make him die very ugly every minute!

"Director Lin, are you stupid? This is all unappreciated stuff, okay, who will watch it if you broadcast it?" Xu Duan tried his best to belittle himself in order to prevent Lin Lei from broadcasting this episode.

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