The Godfather of Almighty Entertainment

Chapter 56
"Hey, return to the country | Security Bureau? You can figure it out by using my birthday as a password, you are so stupid!" Lin Yinger sneered.

Hearing this, Xu Juan quickly lowered his head to look at the screen, just in time to see the message that the transfer was successful on the webpage operated by Lin Yinger.

"It's unscientific!" Xu Duan couldn't believe that his money was gone just like that.

beep!
Xu Duan's mobile phone sent a text message to remind him that there was still [-] cents left in the card, and Xu Duan exploded on the spot, "Lin Baozi, I will fight with you!"

Lin Yinger reacted much faster than Xu Duan, and immediately jumped sideways onto the bed, and rolled over to the other side of the bed. It was obvious that she had practiced frequently, and her movements were very smooth.

Xu Duan flew into the air, looking at Lin Yinger who was opposite to her, wanting to cry without tears. In such a short while, his Qian's surname was Lin again. I don't know how many times this is.

"Ying Er, I was wrong, okay, you can save some for me." Xu Duan said with a mournful face.

"Didn't I leave fifty cents for you?" Lin Yinger said in a godlike way.

Your sister, is the fifty cents you keep enough to buy steamed buns or fried dough sticks? "Lin Baozi, you're too fucking cruel!"

"Who told you to be stingy, if you don't recruit me first, can I get it so easily? You are calling it self-inflicted." Lin Yinger said triumphantly.

"Get lost!" Xu Duan said angrily. It has nothing to do with the money he owes. It all depends on whether Lin Yinger knows that he has money in his pocket. "I'm warning you, Baozi Lin, if you pay the money back Me, I guarantee that every episode will blacken you like an African!"

"Whether you like black or not, don't think about money anyway. When did you see me taking money out of my pocket?" Lin Yinger looked like she loved someone. The black ones are just floating clouds in front of Lin Yinger, so she doesn't care if she is hacked or not, the money is the most affordable!

"I hate you forever!" Xu Duan gave Lin Yinger a bitter look, turned his head and left.

Lin Yinger's happy face turned into a flower with a smile, and proudly shouted to Xu Duan's back: "I love you forever, keep on making money."

Xu Juan, who had already walked out of the door, staggered when he heard the words. Lin Yinger's words reminded him that he must never show off his wealth if he has any money in the future. He was struck by lightning for showing off his wealth.

One of them was happy and the other was sad, and they had nothing to say all night.

Tomorrow, Saturday, Lin Yinger will have a rest, but Xu Duan has to record the show. The premiere has already been successful, so Xu Duan has to record a few episodes first. After all, no one can guarantee that he will be fine. Prepare in advance, in case you fall ill a few days before the show, how can you record the show?Who can guarantee that I don't have a little headache and fever?
The next day, Xu Duan ate something casually at noon and went to the TV station.

When I arrived at the entrance of the TV station, I happened to run into Lin Lei, and the two walked upstairs side by side while talking, "How are you preparing for Duanduan today?"

Xu Duan looked at Lin Lei and asked, "Want to hear the truth or lie?"

"Of course it's the truth." Lin Lei wondered why Xu Duan said that.

"The truth is not good." Xu Duan shook his head and said.

"Why?" Lin Lei was a little confused.

"I told you, I can record two or three episodes at most, and if there are more episodes later, I will have no words or jokes. I'm really not a professional host, so Director Lin, you should hurry up and find someone..." Xu Duan brought up the old story again Still want to turn down the post of moderator.

It's not that Xu Duan is cheap and good-looking or doesn't know how much the position of host can bring him. If possible, Xu Duan certainly wants to keep recording, but he is really not a professional host, and he is not that capable. It’s not a big problem if you can record one or two episodes of his jokes for him. If you want to record it indefinitely, it’s almost like a dream. In fact, he has worked on talk shows in that five-star software. He was watching and recording, but unfortunately there was none, and he couldn't find it at all. So far, he has not worked out anything other than a golden voice, so he is worried.

Lin Lei didn't know about Xu Duan's situation, but thought that Xu Duan was self-effacing or he didn't want to be the host for some other reason, so he immediately interrupted Xu Duan and said, "Hey, that old Qin said he would drive here today, and he didn't want to be a host. Do you know if it's coming?"

Xu Duan was helpless, he also knew that after the series of incidents of recording the show, it was almost impossible for Lin Lei to let him go, so he didn't have much hope when he said it, but he was really worried, and wanted to find some way to get the host out of the way. The position is shirked. After all, if he really waits until he is the best, it will be difficult to step down. At that time, there must be a large number of people who will line up to watch his jokes. Chu Jianguo and others, Zhao Liang, and the hosts like Chen Lan , Guarantee that Quan will rush up and step on him when the time comes, Xu Duan will not even doubt this point.

While thinking about it, the two of them came to the studio. The staff on the scene were setting up the scene. The setting of the talk show was very simple, similar to that of the post-80s generation.

After the scene was set up, the audience entered the stage not long after. Xu Duan glanced at them and they were mostly young people. Many people seemed very excited, and a small group of them seemed to be very familiar. It felt a bit like the previous episode. For the audience, Xu Duan's heart sank immediately, this group of guys came here for the comeback again, right?They were the ones who took the lead in the last time, it seems that this time they still look like they are about to return!

"Director Lin, can those people let them go out?" Xu Duan asked Lin Lei innocently.

"Why?" Lin Lei wondered, it's really strange that there are still people who drive out the audience these days.

"They seem to be the audience in the last game."

"What happened to the audience in the last game?" No one stipulated that the audience could not come to the last game, Lin Lei slandered.

"Return." Xu Duan's words immediately made Lin Lei burst out laughing.

"That can't be, the audience is our food and clothing parents, how can anyone drive their relatives out!" Lin Lei shook his head like a rattle.

Seeing Lin Lei's appearance, Xu Duan suddenly resented him. He wished he could draw a circle and curse Lin Lei. It was this guy who cheated him on stage, and he was the one who cheated him and lost 5 yuan. He cheated himself that he had to come back after recording the show, he is a very bad guy!
After Xu Duan put on the headset, he heard the director speaking in the headset: "The lights are ready."

"OK!"

"Camera?"

"OK!"

……

When everything was OK, Xu Duan strode onto the stage and said loudly as he walked, "Let's welcome today's host..." Xu Duan stepped onto the stage and looked around for a long time, "Huh? The host is not here? Great! Please pretend I am today's host, my name is Xu Duan!"

Nima, how can the host of the recording program not be here?The audience burst into laughter immediately.

Lin Lei was also laughing on the side of the stage, leaning forward and back together. The last episode also opened with this meme. Playing the same meme twice is still full of freshness. This also deepened Lin Lei's desire to hold on to Xu Duan and not let go. As for Xu Duan's He can only record two or three episodes, who would believe that a guy who plays a meme twice and still makes the audience laugh can only record two episodes?What are you kidding?
Xu Duan took out a stack of cards from his pocket and said, "Let's talk about something else today. I'll see that I have all the cards I prepared... A series of car bombs occurred in Afghanistan yesterday, killing and injuring hundreds of people... Um, sorry , read it wrong.” Xu Duan threw away a piece of paper and continued to read the second piece of paper, “Everything about the South China Sea military exercise... er, wrong again, the queen Zhang Yilian gave birth to her precious son yesterday, er, no, the origin of the universe... also No, sow postpartum care…”

"Haha, what the hell is this!"

"Postpartum care for sows! Hahaha!"

"I'll go, these things can be so funny when put together!"

Shaking his head, Xu Duan threw all the white paper in his hand on the ground, and sighed: "Oh, I am also very sad as a knowledgeable person. The knowledge I have mastered is too much and too complicated, so we still Let’s talk about my classmate Lin Yinger.”

"Pfft, I knew it!"

"Haha, why do I feel that this guy is so indebted!"

"You just wanted to talk about Lin Yinger, you made so many excuses, it's just a piece of paper, who are you fooling!"

When the audience heard that Xu Duan wanted to say Lin Yinger, they burst out laughing. Originally, this was not a joke at all, but after the last episode, the audience remembered two people, one named Xu Duan, and the other Xu Duan’s colleague. Lin Yinger was on the table, so when Xu Duan wanted to talk about Lin Yinger, the audience burst out laughing in minutes.

　I saw a news in the People’s Daily yesterday. It seems that if you collect and recommend this book, you can improve your test scores by at least 30.00%, which is more effective than going to Lanxiang Technical School. I can't stop anyone who stops me and who is in a hurry. It's very scary. Everyone, hurry up and collect this book for exam results, promotion and salary increase!
　　


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