The Godfather of Almighty Entertainment

Chapter 57
"Everyone knows that I am a man of profound knowledge. I am omnipotent and know everything. The things I like can only be played by people with an IQ above 180, such as playing chess..." Xu Duan looked arrogant.

"Pfft, you shameless bastard!"

"Hey, you have to have an IQ of [-] to play chess? You bragging | you don't even draft drafts!"

"Haha, I have an IQ of [-], and I like Lianliankan!"

Xu Duan said: "Don't make trouble, I'm serious, my chess level is absolutely top-notch, everyone knows that there are 123456 chess players in chess, and the first-level chess players are the most powerful, and one step forward can become a chess master. To put it politely, I am also one of them, do you know what level I am?" Xu Duan did not wait for the audience's answer after asking, but continued: "After more than 20 years of painstaking research, I finally succeeded in reaching Grade [-]!"

"Pfft! You didn't rank up, did you!"

"Haha, does the Chess Association have a level [-]?"

"Haha, I can reach level [-] without doing research!"

Xu Duan looked at the laughing audience and sighed helplessly: "Sure enough, I can't hide it from you, or you have seen through it. It is true that I have not yet entered the level."

The audience was immediately overwhelmed by Xu Duan's appearance, how difficult it was, and sighed with emotion. Sure enough, who doesn't know that level 6.5 is not a level?

"Later, I saw that a person might not be able to achieve any results in research, so I decided to find an expert to learn from a teacher, and strive to be promoted as soon as possible. I walked on the street and accidentally bumped into an expert, so I told the expert. I want to learn art from a teacher, but an expert said you can’t do it, you have to have life experience to do it, so why don’t you help me sell CDs first, and I can teach you when you have life experience, I thought, it makes sense, No wonder I couldn’t be graded, it turned out that I had no life experience! After selling the CD for half a year, I figured it out, did he lie to me?” Xu Duan scratched his head with a puzzled expression.

"Haha, you still have to think about this thing for half a year? Your IQ is 250, right?"

"Hahahaha, how can you still have an IQ above 180? Are you just being cheated?"

"Haha, does selling CDs have anything to do with chess leveling?"

"Hahaha, didn't your master who sells CDs tell you that you have to sell CDs for a year?"

Xu Duan said: "So I asked the expert, did you lie to me, the expert? The expert said that if you ask this, it proves that you are enlightened. Then what, if you help me sell CDs for half a year, I can take you I've been graded! I understood it as soon as I heard it, yes, the expert said that I have to have life experience, isn't this the life experience, the expert is indeed an expert!" Xu Duan sighed with a look of admiration on his face .

"Are you stupid, haha!"

"Hahahaha, you are too stupid!"

"Oh, I'm going, I can't do it, I'm laughing to death, how stupid is this?"

"You all don't understand, the expert is not what ordinary people can understand. His words and deeds have deep meaning. I think I can almost enter the level, so I decided to find someone to challenge. I have to let people know that I am about to enter the level. Oh, otherwise, why would I join the rank?" Xu Duan said proudly: "You are right, I found my deskmate Lin Yinger, why did I find Lin Yinger? Because she can't play chess."

"Haha, aren't you already leveled up? Why are you looking for someone who can't play chess?"

"How shameless you are to challenge someone who can't play chess, haha!"

"Oh, I'm sure I'll win this time, haha!"

Xu Duan continued: "But the facts have proved that choosing Lin Yinger as the opponent is definitely the worst decision, because no one can win against Lin Yinger!" Xu Duan said with a sad face, "Everyone knows The horse walks away, right, but Lin Yinger's horse can walk away, because she said, she is a thousand-mile horse!"

"Pfft! Chollima haha!"

"Hahaha, let the horse go away haha!"

"Haha, Lin Yinger did a great job!
Xu Duan gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, if you say that the horse is going to look away, just look away. I will bear it in order to win, but she can still hit you every two minutes. Is this not too much? I said that the cannon can only be separated One shot, guess what she said? She said she was an anti-aircraft gun, and told me that she collapsed within three shots, and my veteran is already giving me face!"

"Hahahaha, anti-aircraft guns hahaha!"

"Haha, that's right, I've done you a great job!"

"Haha, if you want me to hit you in a row, I'm a self-propelled artillery, haha!"

"Succeed, the anti-aircraft gun is the anti-aircraft gun, I will continue to bear it in order to win!" Xu Duan sighed: "Who would have thought that the pawns she crossed the river would take them back and run back? This is too bullying, I won't do it& Taught me that she is a special soldier, and told me that it is very polite to airborne without paratroopers."

"Hahahaha, Special Forces!"

"Haha, paratroopers!"

"Lin Yinger is the correct chess posture, haha!"

"I'll kill all your pawns. I'll see how special you are as a special soldier." Xu Duan gritted his teeth and said, "But I never thought that her car would turn a corner and kill my car. I can't bear it. , I reasoned with her and you guess what she said, she said that the car you see can't turn, and she told me that she is giving me special treatment if she doesn't walk in circles elegantly!"

"Hahahaha, the car should be able to turn!"

"Who's car can't be elegant, no one else is elegant, haha!"

"Haha, people usually walk in circles, hey!"

"Okay, isn't she good at flying? I killed all the animals she could cross the river. Let's see how she will fight with me this time!" Xu Duan said with a sad face: "However, it turns out that I am still too I underestimated her, because her bishop crossed the river in minutes, so I told her that bishops are not allowed to cross the river in chess, but she said it was a normal bishop, and her bishop is Dumbo, of course it can Cross the river!"

"Haha, Dumbo knows how to cross the river!"

"Hahaha, it's so rare and strange, who doesn't raise a few Dumbo elephants!"

"Haha, what a handsome chess posture!"

"So I killed her sons again and again, and in the end I left her with only a bare veteran. I thought I had finally won this time. Guess what? She reached for my taxi and took my veteran Killed, of course I can't agree to that, I said it was my son, and he told me that it was a spy she had trained for many years, and she was specially sent here to be an undercover agent, who can beat her with this thing? ?” Xu Duan snorted.

"Hahaha, it's not bad if they didn't call the undercover cart, what else do you have to complain about?"

"Haha, what the hell is an undercover agent!"

"Undercover is a must, how can the two armies fight without sending spies undercover haha!"

Sitting on the side, Lin Lei laughed heartlessly. Anyway, he was determined that he would never let Xu Duan go. Absolutely impossible. If Xu Duan was let go, who would do this show? Who has ever seen a host who can smoothly record a show without using a word device!
However, just when Lin Lei thought that Xu Duan was the best host he had ever seen, something happened on the stage, Xu Duan got stuck, and he didn't say anything for more than half a minute, because he couldn't think of anything else. Duanzi can be connected with chess, standing there for a long time is quite awkward.

Because Xu Duan's recording was smooth, the audience didn't care, thinking that Xu Duan was planning some big move, they all watched eagerly and no one made a fuss, but Xu Duan knew it wasn't, he was really fast It's been like a year, he thought it would take one or two episodes before he would face such a situation, but who knew that this situation would come so early and so fast, only the second episode came to him, and it turned out that the host Career is really not something that anyone can do right away, it really requires professionalism, if it is another host, there must be a way to get through this embarrassing period, but Xu Duan didn't, he just stayed on stage and tried his best to think of jokes .

Han Yun was originally scheduled by Lin Lei as the host of the show, but he didn't come because he colluded with Ke Lan during the recording of the first episode. He was annoyed, and after the ratings statistics for the first episode came out, he hated Xu Duan even more, thinking that Xu Duan had robbed him of the opportunity, otherwise he would be the host with the highest ratings in the entire Phantom TV station. Today at the scene He came here with the mentality of looking for Xu Duan, who would have thought that Xu Duan was really giving face, but he got stuck.

The audience can't see it, but he is a professional host. Maybe his hosting level is average, but the problem can still be seen. As long as a host makes a mistake, he will definitely be able to see it, let alone this cold situation.

Zhao Huan followed Lin Lei all the year round, and his eyes were quite active. Seeing that Xu Duan was stuck, he hurriedly picked up Lin Lei's teacup and went up to the running stage, "Duan Duan is exhausted? Come and have a tea break before recording."

"Thank you." Xu Duan hurriedly took the teacup Zhao Huan handed over, and pretended to take a sip.

The audience saw that Xu Duan was drinking tea, so they didn't take it seriously. They only thought that Xu Duan was really tired, but Han Yun knew it well. It was Zhao Huan who saw that Xu Duan was stuck, so he came up to make things right. Han Yun Yun certainly wouldn't say much at the scene, but he recorded this video, and when it's time to show it in front of Ke Lan, with Ke Lan's means, his reputation will be rotten every minute, Xu Duan Want to continue hosting the tonight talk show?It was a dream!
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