The Godfather of Almighty Entertainment
Chapter 617 It's not a matter whether you pee or not
Chapter 617 It's not a matter whether you pee or not (the second update is coming!)
I'm a Singer broke 20 billion hits on the whole network!
When the news came out, people all over the country were stunned.
Everyone in the celebrity group who was chatting and talking nonsense was also dumbfounded.
"Damn it, Xu Duan, you are going to heaven!" Liu Yun was dumbfounded.
"Damn it, Xu Duan, you are too scary, right?" Zhao Wuji looked shocked, what's the matter?You said that the ratings of your program are high, so the ratings are high, and even the Internet hits that have been broadcast on TV are so fierce that you still let people live?Dozens of episodes of serious TV series can’t get such a high click rate, you fucking click so high, you still have to be shameless?
"I almost cried!" Xu Li said.
"I'm scared to pee!" He Yun said.
"Use together!" Xu Duan said.
"Shameless!" He Yun said.
"You're done, Xiaoyun, how dare you scold Director Xu for being shameless, let's see how many days you can do as the number one variety show sister!" Wang Ming said.
"Even Director Xu dares to scold you, Xiao Yun, you are finished!" Ke Zhilun also said.
"Isn't it? Director Xu is such a good person, you even scolded him, Xiaoyun, let me tell you what's good about you, Director Xu, do you think I have a chance to cross the border and become the first lady of variety shows?" Xu Li said.
"Xiaoyun, you've got something to do, you've got something to do, you're even scolding Director Xu, who is Director Xu? Director Xu is a man whose program has broken 5 ratings and has over 20 billion hits on the entire network! You dare to scold any man, do you know that you are finished? Director Xu, do you think it is possible for me to become the first lady of a variety show if I disguise myself as a woman?" Liu Yun also said.
"Ah, you all go away, Director Xu, I didn't do that on purpose, I didn't see clearly that it was you, it doesn't matter if the person who urinates or not, it's not easy for me, think about the new program, I Definitely high quality and low price! Just take a look at me in your busy schedule!" He Yun looked pitiful.
"Hmph!" Xu Duan raised his head arrogantly, as if his buddies needed to be coaxed or not.
All the stars in the star group were amazed at the bullshit, and at the same time, the people of the whole country were also amazed.
"Oh my god, this click is too fast. It seems that the highest click of a TV series on the whole network is only 18 billion so far, right?"
"Yeah, "Journey to the West" has accumulated 18 billion hits on the Internet. Nima, I am a singer and broke 20 billion. How can it be reasonable?" The adaptation of a film and television drama is a big hit, as long as it is produced, it can attract countless people to watch.
"It looks like I saw a large number of TV drama directors crying and fainting in the toilet. They have tens of episodes of serious TV dramas, but they can't do his variety show with only thirteen episodes. How the hell is this going to be reasonable?"
"Xu Duan is too scary, who has seen such a fierce one!"
"Isn't it? This damn variety show is awesome everywhere, it makes countless people die!"
"Who said it wasn't? The advertising revenue is more than 5 million yuan, which is better than countless blockbuster movies. The ratings broke 20 Nima and almost turned into a news broadcast. Shiquan is his work, it's clean and shameless, and now the Internet hits more than [-] billion, and a lot of TV drama directors are bloody, this shit is going to beat the rhythm of the entertainment industry!"
"Damn it, Xu Duan is fucking more fierce when you say it!"
"I'm almost kneeling in fright!"
"Kneel down already!"
"Is this fucking human? How can there be such a person?"
"That's right, where the hell did he get out of, it's too scary!"
……
The people of the whole country were also terrified by Xu Duan, not to mention the people of the whole country, even the media were terrified. Many editors almost knelt down when publishing news. Nima, I have never seen such a program Make it look like this!It's like fucking the entertainment industry!
"Variety No. 1 Xu Duan's show breaks through 5 ratings and surpasses all others! "The media couldn't describe Xu Duan as the No. 1 variety show brother, so he went straight to the No. [-] variety show, blowing Xu Duan hard.
"I am a singer Po 5, how Xu Duan was made!" "
"I'm a Singer" broke 20 billion hits on the Internet! "
"Xu Duan, a man who looks down on everyone! "
"King of Variety Shows, Xu Duan's Road to Variety Shows! "
"The Record-breaking Road of Xu Duan, the King of Variety Shows! "
"Ratings Break 5, Xinjingcheng's Harvest Xu Duan Finally Becomes the Biggest Winner! "
……
The people of the whole country saw the various headlines in the media, and they were also full of discussions. Although they felt that it was a bit big, there was really no one to refute it, because no one can shake Xu Duan's achievements now.
"Damn it, the media is so aggressive with words, the king of variety shows has come out!"
"Isn't it? When I first watched Variety Show No.1, I felt a little aggressive. Now that someone still calls Xu Duan the King of Variety Shows, I immediately feel that the words used in the previous news are quite conservative!"
"Haha, so am I. Looking at the words of being arrogant, I really feel that I am exaggerating too much, but when I think about it, it seems that no one has done him in the variety show circle so far, so I really have nothing to say. "
"That's the truth, there's really no one in the variety show circle who can do better than him!"
"It's the truth!"
"Indeed, Xu Duan really has no rivals in the variety show industry now. The ratings of a program have broken more than N records, not to mention the finals, even the ratings of a single episode are unmatched by many programs!"
"I don't care if Xu Duan breaks the record, I just want to know how many days until I am a singer in the next season!"
"Me too, I just want to know how many days before I will be a singer in the next season!"
"I also want to know!"
"Who doesn't want to know, the point is that Xu Duan is so wicked, I'm covering it up for a show, lest others find out!"
"That's right, that guy is so vile, Nima is still digging holes!"
"Isn't it? Who the hell has ever seen a show that tricks the audience? What a fucking wicked thing!"
"It's so wicked, now I don't know if I can climb out of that grandson's pit in my lifetime!"
"Look at what you said, isn't it just a show? Is there such a trap?"
"Is there still such a pit? Do you know what the grandson said when we protested against him digging the pit?"
"What did you say?"
"We protested against him digging holes and letting him fill them in, but he actually said that the meaning of life lies in digging holes, life goes on digging holes, and when he has time to think about filling the holes, how wicked is that grandson? Damn, isn't he serious about doing a show someday? He just digs holes and doesn't fill them in. I really want to beat him!"
"Who isn't? If you judge the star that the people of the country want to play the most, it must be him!"
"Damn, this is the truth. Ya is definitely the star that people in the whole country want to fight the most. No one wants to compete with him!"
"With the wicked appearance of that guy, who can compete with him? Who the hell doesn't want to beat him these days, he's so wicked!"
"That's right, who doesn't want to beat his grandson, absolutely!"
"Beat him with hemiplegia, press him face to face and let him fill in the hole, if he can't fill it up, he won't give him food!"
"That's good. If you can't fill it out, you won't be given food. I heard that guy is a foodie. Haha, the cliff will be cured in one click!"
……
Audience friends were discussing while criticizing Xu Duanhei happily. As for that bastard Xu Duan, he was not ashamed but proud to see netizens and fans working together to hack. He even responded to Xia Lang's reply on Weibo, " The main thing is to dig a hole. There is a reason for it. Think about it, a busy person like me can’t even think about digging a hole. How can he have time to fill a hole? Am I right?"
"Prince of Pit, you wicked bastard, you stink and shameless!"
"Hello everyone, I am the face of the pit prince, he doesn't want me anymore!"
"Prince Keng, you just lack your virtue!"
"Prince of the Pit, you wicked bastard who has the time to surf Weibo, why don't you just fill in a hole for us? Can't you just have one? If you don't dig a hole and don't fill it, believe it or not, you will smash the glass of your house!"
"No, I said that it is a virtue to dig a hole and not fill it. What's the point of your life if I fill it in, right?" Xu Duan picked someone to reply.
"Ahhhh, Xu Duan replied to me! Xu Duan, I love you and I want to give birth to monkeys for you!" Well, Xu Duan was so excited when he replied to the netizens that he wanted to give birth to monkeys for Xu Duan.
"Can you do it? Didn't you get a reply from Xu Duan? I despise you for being so excited!"
"That's right, I despise you, did I tell you that Xu Duan never replied to me? Really! I despise you again!"
"Contempt, serious contempt, you are so excited that you don't even dig holes, do you know that?"
"What you said, even if he wasn't excited, I didn't intend to fill it in." Xu Duan chose another person to reply.
"Ah, ah, Xu Duan also replied to me, I want to give birth to monkeys for Xu Duan, two... no, a litter!" Well, another one is going to give birth to monkeys for Xu Duan, and suddenly another A group of netizens screamed and joined the army of contempt.
……
Xu Duan was having nothing to do and was playing with netizens on Weibo, Comrade Shan Yunzhou screamed again and wanted to break Xu Duan's fake, pretending that you have been seen through by Xu Duan and wanted to break up with Xu Duan battle.
"Xu Duan, don't think that no one will see the evidence of your fraud after the show is over. It's better for you to admit that you are fraudulent. When I find the evidence for you, you will be ugly, you know? You still Stand up and admit the fraud." Shan Yunzhou acted as if I had seen through the truth of the matter.
At this moment, Xu Duan was having fun with netizens, when suddenly Dan Yunzhou came out and attracted countless people's attention, okay, are you stunned by the fight against counterfeiting and demons?What's wrong with being an entertainment star?Besides, you didn't watch the part about people reacting on the spot?That's simply not something ordinary people can do!
But who are Xu Duan's fans?Those are the vanguards of the black Xu Duan army, and they are playing tricks with Xu Duan when they have nothing to do. When someone picks the head, they immediately say that I stand for the single teacher, Xu Duan, you should admit that you are a fake.
"That's right, Mr. Shan, I support you, Xu Duan, you fake, quickly admit it, and fill in the hole by the way!"
"I support Teacher Shan, Xu Duan quickly admits that you are a fake, and fills in the hole you dug by the way!"
"Duanduan, fill in the hole quickly, I also support Teacher Shan! You are a fake!"
"Hey, pay attention to your little tail upstairs, you revealed that you are a fan of Xu Duan, do you know that? Don't say Duan Duan, but Xu Duan!"
"Oh my god, let me repeat, Xu Duan, you almost filled in the holes you dug, I support Teacher Shan!"
"It's a little unrealistic to fill it all in, isn't it? Just Xu Duan, what can that unscrupulous guy do? Damn, even the meaning of life is to dig a hole, what else can't he do? It's better to expect less and try to let him fill it in." Two!"
"People still have dreams. What if they come true? Maybe it will be finished after a moment of dizziness?"
"It makes sense, I support Teacher Shan, Xu Duan, you fake, fill in the pits quickly, and fill them all up!"
(End of this chapter)
I'm a Singer broke 20 billion hits on the whole network!
When the news came out, people all over the country were stunned.
Everyone in the celebrity group who was chatting and talking nonsense was also dumbfounded.
"Damn it, Xu Duan, you are going to heaven!" Liu Yun was dumbfounded.
"Damn it, Xu Duan, you are too scary, right?" Zhao Wuji looked shocked, what's the matter?You said that the ratings of your program are high, so the ratings are high, and even the Internet hits that have been broadcast on TV are so fierce that you still let people live?Dozens of episodes of serious TV series can’t get such a high click rate, you fucking click so high, you still have to be shameless?
"I almost cried!" Xu Li said.
"I'm scared to pee!" He Yun said.
"Use together!" Xu Duan said.
"Shameless!" He Yun said.
"You're done, Xiaoyun, how dare you scold Director Xu for being shameless, let's see how many days you can do as the number one variety show sister!" Wang Ming said.
"Even Director Xu dares to scold you, Xiao Yun, you are finished!" Ke Zhilun also said.
"Isn't it? Director Xu is such a good person, you even scolded him, Xiaoyun, let me tell you what's good about you, Director Xu, do you think I have a chance to cross the border and become the first lady of variety shows?" Xu Li said.
"Xiaoyun, you've got something to do, you've got something to do, you're even scolding Director Xu, who is Director Xu? Director Xu is a man whose program has broken 5 ratings and has over 20 billion hits on the entire network! You dare to scold any man, do you know that you are finished? Director Xu, do you think it is possible for me to become the first lady of a variety show if I disguise myself as a woman?" Liu Yun also said.
"Ah, you all go away, Director Xu, I didn't do that on purpose, I didn't see clearly that it was you, it doesn't matter if the person who urinates or not, it's not easy for me, think about the new program, I Definitely high quality and low price! Just take a look at me in your busy schedule!" He Yun looked pitiful.
"Hmph!" Xu Duan raised his head arrogantly, as if his buddies needed to be coaxed or not.
All the stars in the star group were amazed at the bullshit, and at the same time, the people of the whole country were also amazed.
"Oh my god, this click is too fast. It seems that the highest click of a TV series on the whole network is only 18 billion so far, right?"
"Yeah, "Journey to the West" has accumulated 18 billion hits on the Internet. Nima, I am a singer and broke 20 billion. How can it be reasonable?" The adaptation of a film and television drama is a big hit, as long as it is produced, it can attract countless people to watch.
"It looks like I saw a large number of TV drama directors crying and fainting in the toilet. They have tens of episodes of serious TV dramas, but they can't do his variety show with only thirteen episodes. How the hell is this going to be reasonable?"
"Xu Duan is too scary, who has seen such a fierce one!"
"Isn't it? This damn variety show is awesome everywhere, it makes countless people die!"
"Who said it wasn't? The advertising revenue is more than 5 million yuan, which is better than countless blockbuster movies. The ratings broke 20 Nima and almost turned into a news broadcast. Shiquan is his work, it's clean and shameless, and now the Internet hits more than [-] billion, and a lot of TV drama directors are bloody, this shit is going to beat the rhythm of the entertainment industry!"
"Damn it, Xu Duan is fucking more fierce when you say it!"
"I'm almost kneeling in fright!"
"Kneel down already!"
"Is this fucking human? How can there be such a person?"
"That's right, where the hell did he get out of, it's too scary!"
……
The people of the whole country were also terrified by Xu Duan, not to mention the people of the whole country, even the media were terrified. Many editors almost knelt down when publishing news. Nima, I have never seen such a program Make it look like this!It's like fucking the entertainment industry!
"Variety No. 1 Xu Duan's show breaks through 5 ratings and surpasses all others! "The media couldn't describe Xu Duan as the No. 1 variety show brother, so he went straight to the No. [-] variety show, blowing Xu Duan hard.
"I am a singer Po 5, how Xu Duan was made!" "
"I'm a Singer" broke 20 billion hits on the Internet! "
"Xu Duan, a man who looks down on everyone! "
"King of Variety Shows, Xu Duan's Road to Variety Shows! "
"The Record-breaking Road of Xu Duan, the King of Variety Shows! "
"Ratings Break 5, Xinjingcheng's Harvest Xu Duan Finally Becomes the Biggest Winner! "
……
The people of the whole country saw the various headlines in the media, and they were also full of discussions. Although they felt that it was a bit big, there was really no one to refute it, because no one can shake Xu Duan's achievements now.
"Damn it, the media is so aggressive with words, the king of variety shows has come out!"
"Isn't it? When I first watched Variety Show No.1, I felt a little aggressive. Now that someone still calls Xu Duan the King of Variety Shows, I immediately feel that the words used in the previous news are quite conservative!"
"Haha, so am I. Looking at the words of being arrogant, I really feel that I am exaggerating too much, but when I think about it, it seems that no one has done him in the variety show circle so far, so I really have nothing to say. "
"That's the truth, there's really no one in the variety show circle who can do better than him!"
"It's the truth!"
"Indeed, Xu Duan really has no rivals in the variety show industry now. The ratings of a program have broken more than N records, not to mention the finals, even the ratings of a single episode are unmatched by many programs!"
"I don't care if Xu Duan breaks the record, I just want to know how many days until I am a singer in the next season!"
"Me too, I just want to know how many days before I will be a singer in the next season!"
"I also want to know!"
"Who doesn't want to know, the point is that Xu Duan is so wicked, I'm covering it up for a show, lest others find out!"
"That's right, that guy is so vile, Nima is still digging holes!"
"Isn't it? Who the hell has ever seen a show that tricks the audience? What a fucking wicked thing!"
"It's so wicked, now I don't know if I can climb out of that grandson's pit in my lifetime!"
"Look at what you said, isn't it just a show? Is there such a trap?"
"Is there still such a pit? Do you know what the grandson said when we protested against him digging the pit?"
"What did you say?"
"We protested against him digging holes and letting him fill them in, but he actually said that the meaning of life lies in digging holes, life goes on digging holes, and when he has time to think about filling the holes, how wicked is that grandson? Damn, isn't he serious about doing a show someday? He just digs holes and doesn't fill them in. I really want to beat him!"
"Who isn't? If you judge the star that the people of the country want to play the most, it must be him!"
"Damn, this is the truth. Ya is definitely the star that people in the whole country want to fight the most. No one wants to compete with him!"
"With the wicked appearance of that guy, who can compete with him? Who the hell doesn't want to beat him these days, he's so wicked!"
"That's right, who doesn't want to beat his grandson, absolutely!"
"Beat him with hemiplegia, press him face to face and let him fill in the hole, if he can't fill it up, he won't give him food!"
"That's good. If you can't fill it out, you won't be given food. I heard that guy is a foodie. Haha, the cliff will be cured in one click!"
……
Audience friends were discussing while criticizing Xu Duanhei happily. As for that bastard Xu Duan, he was not ashamed but proud to see netizens and fans working together to hack. He even responded to Xia Lang's reply on Weibo, " The main thing is to dig a hole. There is a reason for it. Think about it, a busy person like me can’t even think about digging a hole. How can he have time to fill a hole? Am I right?"
"Prince of Pit, you wicked bastard, you stink and shameless!"
"Hello everyone, I am the face of the pit prince, he doesn't want me anymore!"
"Prince Keng, you just lack your virtue!"
"Prince of the Pit, you wicked bastard who has the time to surf Weibo, why don't you just fill in a hole for us? Can't you just have one? If you don't dig a hole and don't fill it, believe it or not, you will smash the glass of your house!"
"No, I said that it is a virtue to dig a hole and not fill it. What's the point of your life if I fill it in, right?" Xu Duan picked someone to reply.
"Ahhhh, Xu Duan replied to me! Xu Duan, I love you and I want to give birth to monkeys for you!" Well, Xu Duan was so excited when he replied to the netizens that he wanted to give birth to monkeys for Xu Duan.
"Can you do it? Didn't you get a reply from Xu Duan? I despise you for being so excited!"
"That's right, I despise you, did I tell you that Xu Duan never replied to me? Really! I despise you again!"
"Contempt, serious contempt, you are so excited that you don't even dig holes, do you know that?"
"What you said, even if he wasn't excited, I didn't intend to fill it in." Xu Duan chose another person to reply.
"Ah, ah, Xu Duan also replied to me, I want to give birth to monkeys for Xu Duan, two... no, a litter!" Well, another one is going to give birth to monkeys for Xu Duan, and suddenly another A group of netizens screamed and joined the army of contempt.
……
Xu Duan was having nothing to do and was playing with netizens on Weibo, Comrade Shan Yunzhou screamed again and wanted to break Xu Duan's fake, pretending that you have been seen through by Xu Duan and wanted to break up with Xu Duan battle.
"Xu Duan, don't think that no one will see the evidence of your fraud after the show is over. It's better for you to admit that you are fraudulent. When I find the evidence for you, you will be ugly, you know? You still Stand up and admit the fraud." Shan Yunzhou acted as if I had seen through the truth of the matter.
At this moment, Xu Duan was having fun with netizens, when suddenly Dan Yunzhou came out and attracted countless people's attention, okay, are you stunned by the fight against counterfeiting and demons?What's wrong with being an entertainment star?Besides, you didn't watch the part about people reacting on the spot?That's simply not something ordinary people can do!
But who are Xu Duan's fans?Those are the vanguards of the black Xu Duan army, and they are playing tricks with Xu Duan when they have nothing to do. When someone picks the head, they immediately say that I stand for the single teacher, Xu Duan, you should admit that you are a fake.
"That's right, Mr. Shan, I support you, Xu Duan, you fake, quickly admit it, and fill in the hole by the way!"
"I support Teacher Shan, Xu Duan quickly admits that you are a fake, and fills in the hole you dug by the way!"
"Duanduan, fill in the hole quickly, I also support Teacher Shan! You are a fake!"
"Hey, pay attention to your little tail upstairs, you revealed that you are a fan of Xu Duan, do you know that? Don't say Duan Duan, but Xu Duan!"
"Oh my god, let me repeat, Xu Duan, you almost filled in the holes you dug, I support Teacher Shan!"
"It's a little unrealistic to fill it all in, isn't it? Just Xu Duan, what can that unscrupulous guy do? Damn, even the meaning of life is to dig a hole, what else can't he do? It's better to expect less and try to let him fill it in." Two!"
"People still have dreams. What if they come true? Maybe it will be finished after a moment of dizziness?"
"It makes sense, I support Teacher Shan, Xu Duan, you fake, fill in the pits quickly, and fill them all up!"
(End of this chapter)
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