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Chapter 618 Prove that your mother is your mother! (Third update!)
Originally, when netizens saw that Shan Yunzhou was dating Xu Duan again, they thought that Xu Duan's fans would fight for Xu Duan first. As a result, before anyone else could speak, they turned their backs first. , Nima, is this really a pro-fan?Xu Duan received a vote of fake fans, right?
Xu Duan almost turned his nose when he saw all his fans defected to Shan Yunzhou. This is my brother's fans, who is Du Nima?Don't say that the buddy has something to do for the buddy, and Nima hasn't had an accident yet. Let's call the black buddy first, are there any fans like you?Dude wants to withdraw fans!
Shan Yunzhou said that he wanted Xu Duan to admit it, but he didn't wait for Xu Duan's reply, but directly picked it up, and saw Shan Yunzhou say: "Xu Duan, do you think I can't see that you are cheating? You You are so naive, your acting is really realistic, but don’t you know that human beings have the option of language logic? Human beings have certain limitations in thinking. When encountering unexpected accidents, the first thing that comes to mind must be your own. Familiar with the best way of expression, how about you, watch your own previous programs, whether it is in "Talk Tonight", "Wonderful Expectations" or "Happy Dictionary", your language logic is mainly funny , I’ve never been sensational, but after an accident happened on the stage of the Singer Finals, your first reaction was to be sensational, and you said to yourself, is this reasonable? It’s not logical at all!”

"That's right, Xu Duan, what you are saying is totally illogical. It is only logical to fill in the hole. Hurry up and fill in the hole!"

"Yes, Xu Duan, your behavior of digging a hole and not filling it is very illogical, hurry up and fill the hole, hear?"

"Duanduan, it's very shameless for you to dig a hole and not fill it, do you know that? It is only logical to fill the hole as Teacher Shan said, fill the hole!"

"Resolutely resist Xu Duan digging holes and not filling them. It's illogical and shameless. Hurry up and fill the holes logically!"

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Xu Duan's fans wailed and said that Xu Duan's behavior of digging holes and not filling them is indeed very illogical. If they don't fill holes, they are fakes. Countless netizens who watched them looked sideways, thinking that what kind of fans are these, your logic is so fucking broken It’s scum, I’ve never heard of a fake product if it’s dug and not filled, isn’t this fucking logic?

Xu Duan was a little annoyed when he saw Shan Yunzhou insisting on uncovering his falsified evidence. Where did this come from?You said that you are an anti-counterfeiting expert and you just have to crack down on your fakes. Why do you have to compete with your buddies?You have been doing it for so long and your buddies have ignored you, and you still treat yourself like a buddy and easy to bully?Biting buddy and not letting go, right?
Okay, today my buddy will also let you experience the true meaning of scolding in my buddy's world. If you fight with your buddy, you are a century behind your buddy, do you know?

Originally, I had a good impression of Xu Duan, the person who cracked down on counterfeiting, regardless of whether it was an academic crackdown on counterfeiting or a practical crackdown on people's livelihood, it was a good thing, at least his existence made people fearful, at least he didn't dare to fake it so unscrupulously , Maybe some fakes can be prevented invisibly, but Shan Yunzhou is obviously biting at him for the sake of fame and wants to beat his fake ones. As for the truth and fakes, Shan Yunzhou doesn't care at all, he just Wanting to use Xu Duan's fame to expand his popularity, Xu Duan has already seen this, but Xu Duan also knows that a person like Shan Yunzhou really needs some popularity, because if he is well-known, it will be easier to crack down on counterfeiting.

So Xu Duan, who was making troubles in Shan Yunzhou, only replied that he could sing in the finals. He thought that Shan Yunzhou would almost see it and accept it, but it turned out not. Let it go, as if he wanted to tear a piece of flesh off his body.

It seems that I haven't shown my power for a long time, come on, since you insist on dying, buddy will sacrifice you with a knife today, Xu Duan sneered: "Oh, Mr. Shan's life is so logical? Then Okay, then you can explain how you changed from a person who is good at gaining money to a person who hates evil."

"Yes, Mr. Shan, please tell me how you changed from a person who is good at making money to a person who hates evil?"

"I'm standing still, Duan Duan is right! Teacher Shan, explain it to him quickly, and let him fill in the hole!"

"Must, Zha Duan Duan, what you said makes sense! Quickly explain to Teacher Shan, let Duan Duan fill in the hole!"

"It's very logical, Mr. Shan, explain it to Xu Duan quickly, so that he can fill in the hole!"

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Xu Duan's fans don't suffer from both sides. After standing on the left side and right side, he lit a will-o'-the-wisp with that ghostly wind, not to mention how funny it was. The netizens watching with black lines on their heads thought that it's no wonder this group of people are all As for Xu Duan's fans, this fucker is just like that guy, a wicked thing carved out of the same mold!
"I still need to explain? A joke!" Shan Yunzhou said with disdain: "Xu Duan, don't think that you can avoid the question of fraud by messing around. Let me tell you, it's impossible! You must answer directly, otherwise I will never Let go of you!"

"Hehe, Mr. Shan, I learned this from you. The people you said have to follow the logic. If you follow your logic, you used to know how to make money, but now you are suddenly jealous. There must be something wrong with you. Comparing with those who crack down on counterfeiting on the Internet, it looks like you are engaging in another kind of profiteering. If you look at your behavior according to your logic, Mr. Shan, you are clearly taking advantage of netizens' aversion to counterfeiting to gain fame." Xu Duan said.

"You are messing with you!" Shan Yunzhou said angrily, "Xu Duan, don't think that pouring dirty water on me can wash away the fact that you made a fake, you are dreaming, a fake is a fake, and you will never be the real one anywhere! "

"If it's not this kind, then I actually have another guess, that is, you are no longer Shan Yunzhou himself, you are another person." Xu Duan didn't hold on to the issue of Shan Yunzhou's pursuit, no? Let it go, because he knows that he can't win Dan Yunzhou with just a small black spot.

"You are pestering you nonsense!" Shan Yunzhou scolded angrily, "Have you seen that? Xu Duan is already guilty now, he dare not respond directly, he is a fake!"

Xu Duan continued with a smile: "What I said is completely based on your logic, Mr. Shan. Think about it, it's completely unreasonable for a person who was very good at making money in the first half of his life to suddenly become jealous because of a genetic mutation. Ah, isn't it? Unless Shan Yunzhou has been replaced by others, and the so-called Shan Yunzhou is not the former Shan Yunzhou, then who are you, Mr. Shan now? Has Shan Yunzhou been replaced? Did you get hurt?"

"You are spreading rumors!" Shan Yunzhou was irritated by Xu Duan, and he said furiously, "I will let you give up, look, this is me!" Shan Yunzhou took a photo of his ID card spread to the Internet.

"This can only prove that you hold Shan Yunzhou's ID card. Who can prove that the holder of the certificate must be me? What do you use to prove that you are me? Teacher Shan?" Xu Duan saw that Shan Yunzhou was not careful After entering the set, he immediately grinned, Xiao Mian, don't you always let others prove themselves?You can prove yourself to your buddies today, let me see how you can prove that you are Shan Yunzhou!

Shan Yunzhou sneered when he heard the words, thinking that this is not easy?If I hold my ID card and ask someone to take a photo of me, won't everything be clear?You still want to embarrass me with my method?Innocent!Thinking of this, Shan Yunzhou took another photo with his ID card in his hand and posted it on the Internet, "Now you can give up? I am Dan Yunzhou! And you, a fake!"

Ouch, you are too naive, what is the point of this? You just want to prove that you are yourself, are you kidding me?Do you think it's that simple?Xu Duan smiled lightly and said, "This only proves that you look a lot like Shan Yunzhou. How many people look alike in the world? Could it be that whoever he says must be who he is? Isn't it? So , This does not prove that you are Shan Yunzhou at all, right? According to your logic, this is completely untenable, right? So we need more clear evidence that can prove that you are Shan Yunzhou."

Shan Yunzhou was furious when he heard the words. My buddy can't prove that he is himself with his ID card in his hand?Are you fucking shameless? "You are messing around!"

"Is there? Not at all. I am reasoning strictly according to your logic, Mr. Shan. The supporting evidence cannot directly prove the result. This is also true in court. Mr. Shan, you have been cracking down on fakes for so many years. You don’t even know this?” Xu Duan said.

I still don't believe it, I can't even prove myself?joke!Although Shan Yunzhou was choked by Xu Duan, he didn't expect how difficult it would be for him to prove himself, just wait for me!Shan Yunzhou dug out his family's household registration booklet, buddy, the household registration booklet and ID card are all available, I see what else you can say, muttering, Shan Yunzhou took another photo of the household registration booklet and uploaded it , "Did you see it? Did you see it clearly? Who am I and I still need you to say it?!"

"Oh, even the hukou of uncles and aunts has been photographed. Teacher Shan, you are really dedicated, but please allow me to say something disrespectful to uncles and aunts. Uncles and aunts, I apologize first, sorry." Xu With a polite look, Duan asked the most famous sentence in the history of the Republic: "Then now comes the question, Mr. Shan, how do you prove that your mother is your mother and your father is your father?"

hum!
Seeing this question, the netizens were all blown up. Netizens have been watching until now and haven't said much. They are all watching Xu Duan and Shan Yunzhou pinching there, and the fans complaining about Xu Duan are fanning the ghostly wind of the whole station. He also said that he had never seen such an unscrupulous fan, but in the end he saw Xu Duan's famous question.

"Pfft haha, to prove that your mother is your mother, how can you prove it?"

"Xu Duan's grandson is really wicked, does this mother need proof?"

"It's so wicked, what's the problem!"

"Upstairs, you are young and have no experience. Ten years earlier, you knew that sometimes you need to prove yourself to do things yourself!"

"That's right, my mother has already issued this certificate, so wicked, you say that my mother is my mother, you need someone else to prove it?"

"Who the hell isn't that? That bastard clerk acted like you couldn't prove it was me, and I was almost blown away!"

"I'll go, is there really such a problem with co-authoring?"

"But Xu Duan is still immoral for asking this question now!"

"It's really immoral. You mother, prove that your mother is your mother. Where can this single teacher go to prove it? Now the country has banned the issuance of such a letter of proof."

"Haha, Xu Duan is a series of pitfalls. First, he asked Mr. Shan to prove that he is himself, and then he asked Mr. Shan to prove that his mother is his mother. Pfft, why is this so swearing, haha, I really didn't mean to swear! "

"As expected of the Prince of the Pit, Nima dug the pit invisible!"

"Prince Keng really has no limit to his wickedness!"

"Not only has no limit, but also has no bottom line!"

(End of this chapter)