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Chapter 855 The more the den of thieves, the more the anti-theft work must be strengthened!

The audience immediately burst out laughing.

"Oh, I'll go, Xu Duan is so funny, haha!"

"Yeah, what this guy does is really good, it's so funny to make an opening scene haha!"

"It's really funny, hahaha!"

"This opening burden is really funny, haha!"

……

The audience laughed and commented, they seemed quite satisfied with Xu Duan's opening burden.

On the stage, Xu Duan said: "So my work is incomparable to yours."

Lin Yinger looked puzzled and said, "What's the matter?"

Xu Duan said: "We were beaten twice in three days until our noses were blue and our faces were swollen!"

Lin Yinger was stunned and said, "You have participated in boxing!"

Xu Duan sighed and said, "I'm so old."

Lin Yinger nodded and said, "Antagonism is strong."

Xu Duan said: "The risk is too great."

Lin Yinger said: "Then you will see your spirit."

Xu Duan said: "Worry!"

Lin Yinger said, "Just get used to it."

Xu Duan said, "I'm afraid someone will catch me."

Lin Yinger said, "Hurry up and hide."

Xu Duan said: "If you catch him, beat him to death!"

Lin Yinger said: "Then the opponent has committed a foul!"

Seeing Xu Duan said angrily: "He doesn't care about you, just the day before yesterday, six young men hung me up and beat me, cursing and cursing while beating me." Xu Duan said, slapping someone forward with his hands : "Let your kid steal the wallet!"

puff!
The audience almost didn't laugh when they heard the words, your sister, you talked about it for a long time and said that it's so lively and cooperating with you, you thief, no wonder you always talk about worrying, who cares if you don't?
"Hahaha, I am convinced by this turning point hahaha!"

"Shenzhuan, I knew there was a hexagram, but I didn't expect it to be so smashing, haha!" The burden of cross talk is also called smashing.

"Haha this stuff is too funny haha!"

"Hey, why are you laughing so happily?"

"That's right, what are you laughing at and tell me!"

"Xu Duan talked about cross talk, it's so funny haha!"

"That's right, Xu Duan talked about cross talk, it's so funny!"

"Damn it, why did the grandson grab his job again?"

"That's right, the grandson, this nima, just snatched his job and went to the cross talk actor without saying a word!"

"Then do you want to see it?"

"Nonsense, of course I read it. If I don't read it, how can I criticize that grandson's immoral behavior of stealing his job?"

"That's right, you have to read it, you have to get the first-hand information about the grandson's job grabbing!"

Popular science netizen: "..."

……

Immediately, many netizens yelled and ran to watch Xu Duan's cross talk.

On the stage, Lin Yinger said with a speechless expression, "Are you a thief?"

Xu Juan said with a dissatisfied look on his face when he heard the words: "You see, how can you, an educated person like you, speak such ugly words? What is a thief?"

"Then what should you be called?"

"It's out of pocket."

Audience: Pfft!

"Is this different from this?" Lin Yinger said speechlessly.

"I'm really enough. To steal this little thing, I'm not cool at all. I'm really enough. I regret how I became a thief?" Xu Duan looked remorseful. road.

"It's good to understand."

"It's better to block the road and rob!"

The audience leaned forward and back together after hearing the words and laughing.

"Really, if you get caught while blocking the road, you won't have to suffer so much." Xu Duan said.

"Hey no no." Lin Yinger stopped Xu Duan and said, "I said that as long as you make up your mind to correct it, I will do my best to help you!"

"Well-meaning people, you've got all the words!" Xu Juan said with a grateful expression when he heard the words.

"Isn't it?" Lin Yinger said.

"But they won't let me go if I wash my hands thoroughly." Xu Duan said.

"Have you joined a gang of gangsters?"

"Huh?" Xu Juan turned his head to look at Lin Yinger and asked angrily, "Who joined the hooligan gang?"

"Then you..."

"The one I joined is called Thief Company!" Xu Duan said with a proud face.

"The Thief Company?!" Lin Yinger had a strange look on her face.

"Full name, Thief Financial Co., Ltd."

The audience immediately burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, Thief Financial Return Nima Co., Ltd. hahaha!"

"Pfft hahaha, return the Nima shareholding system haha!"

"Who are the shareholders of this motherfucker? Hahaha!"

"No, I have to ask my friend to come and take a look, Xu Duan's grandson is too funny haha!"

"I also asked my friend to come and see, haha, when will Xu Duan's grandson still talk about cross talk!"

"I also want to call my classmates over, and resolutely resist Xu Duanchou's shameless job grabbing behavior haha!"

……

The audience laughed and shouted for friends to come and watch with them, and the number of audience watching the show suddenly increased.

On the stage.

"How many people are there in your company?" Lin Yinger asked curiously.

"More than 100 people." Xu Duan said.

"More than 100 thieves?!"

"It's not all thieves, the two of us are the ones who really insist on working on the front line." Xu Duan said with a shy look on his face.

"What about the others?"

"They're all leaders."

"Your thief company still has leading cadres?" Lin Yinger looked surprised when she heard this.

"Hey, you said this: the train runs fast depends on the front belt, the cadres take the lead, the thief is motivated, the thief has no leader, and the thief must not steal well. Either he steals less or he can't run." Xu Duan said.

"Yes!" Lin Yinger said.

The audience burst into laughter upon hearing this.

"What cadres do you have?" Lin Yinger asked.

"There are too many cadres, one general manager and 48 deputy managers." Xu Duan said.

"48 people?" Lin Yinger asked in surprise.

"Each share."

"What do you care?"

"Some are in charge of administration, some are in charge of business, some are in charge of organization, some are in charge of publicity, some are in charge of logistics, and some are in charge of family planning..." Xu Duan said, counting on his fingers.

"Hey, wait a minute, wait a moment, does your thief company still have family planning?" Lin Yinger said speechlessly.

"What you said is that everyone plans to have children. We thieves give birth casually. Big thieves give birth to thieves. Thieves give birth to young thieves. There are more and more thieves, and fewer and fewer good people. Who should we steal from?" Xu Duan couldn't help Lin Yinger. He expressed disdain for understanding his thoughts.

The audience burst into laughter.

"You are also doing this to maintain ecological balance," Lin Yinger said.

"Of course, this is all at the upper level, and the division of labor between departments at the lower level will be more detailed." Xu Duan said.

"What subjects are there?" Lin Yinger asked.

"Just take this security department as an example..." Xu Duan said.

"Hey, no, wait a minute, what does your thief company want to do in the security department?" Lin Yinger stopped Xu Duan and said.

"It's so necessary. More than 100 thieves gather together. If there is no Weiwei Kona company, something will be gone in a blink of an eye? Our company's thief issued the New Year's No. [-] document clearly stated: The more the den of thieves, the more it is necessary to strengthen the anti-theft Work!" Xu Duan said.

The audience burst into laughter when they heard the words, and some who were eating sprayed all over the screen on the spot.

"Oh my god, this grandson is so funny haha!"

"The more the den of thieves, the more anti-theft work must be strengthened hahaha!"

"I seem to have seen a group of thieves competing hahaha!"

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(End of this chapter)