The Godfather of Almighty Entertainment

Chapter 856 Sure enough, there is no limit to wickedness!
"It's hard to guard against a house thief." Lin Yinger shook her head and smacked her lips.

"Of course, these are permanent institutions. If there is a central task, many temporary institutions will be added." Xu Duan said.

"What kind of institutions are there?" Lin Yinger asked.

"That's too much, you have to set up a spring bandit office during the Spring Festival?" Xu Duan said.

"What? Chun... Pirates... What to do?" Lin Yinger bit her words with a puzzled look on her face.

"The office was raided during the Spring Festival, referred to as the Spring Bandit Office!" Xu Duan said.

Audience: Pfft!

"What about Women's Day on March [-]?" Lin Yinger asked.

"Establish the Female Bandit Office."

"Youth Day."

"The Green Bandit Office."

"Children's Day."

"My child steals."

"You don't miss any holidays." Lin Yinger said speechlessly.

"Don't say it's the New Year's Eve, we even set up a Yuan Bandit Office for the Lantern Festival today!" Xu Duan said proudly.

"Stole this here?!" Lin Yinger said with a scream.

The audience laughed again when they heard the words, and the applause was overwhelming.

"Our director came to the scene in person!" Xu Duanju said with a proud look on his face.

"Who is your director?" Lin Yinger asked curiously.

"Don't say that!"

"Tell me alone!" Lin Yinger and Xu Duotou whispered together.

"Our director is..." Xu Duan said to Lin Yinger with the appearance of an underground party leader.

"Who?"

"Guan Xiaoting!" Xu Duan said.

Hearing the words at the scene, I immediately burst out laughing, because Guan Xiaoting is the first sister of CCTV, the host of the Lantern Festival Gala, and she also hosts the Spring Festival Gala. People all over the country know her. When Xu Duan said this, it didn’t matter whether the audience on the scene or in front of the screen. I burst out laughing, because Xu Duan was throwing someone at the scene.

At this time, the camera was on Guan Xiaoting, and Guan Xiaoting herself was laughing and leaning back and forth.

"Comrades, be careful, maybe this will be done at some point!" Lin Yinger said as if reminding everyone to pay attention.

"Actually, they're all fake organizations. They don't do anything. They're superfluous. They said they should be streamlined for a few years. The more streamlined, the more people there will be." Xu Duan said with a helpless expression: "No way, it's all about the relationship. They came through the back door. The higher-ups sent me to be a cadre. In fact, we are a very professional unit. It doesn’t mean that individuals come to work as cadres in our company. You say this person is good, others say no, say this person is not good, people above say yes, you can’t be angry, there is a couplet circulating in our place, it’s very telling.”

"What couplet?" Lin Yinger asked curiously.

"The first couplet is: If you say you can do it, you can do it, and if you don't, you can do it!"

"Diagram."

"Say no, no, no, no!"

"Horizontal batch."

"I can't accept it!"

……

Puff haha.

"Oh my god, this couplet is so professional hahaha!"

"It's so funny haha, you can't accept it, haha!"

"My motherfucker is just like what happened around me haha!"

"Who says it's not, haha, isn't it like this in many places? You can't accept it, haha!"

"Hahaha, Xu Duan, what did you think of this guy?"

"Hey, what are you laughing at?"

"Xu Duan talked about cross talk, it's so funny!"

"Xu Duan can still talk about cross talk, is it true or not?"

"Damn it, you guys upstairs come from aliens, why can't the grandson know that?"

"Isn't the grandson going to be so frantic in grabbing his job? He's a stinky, shameless thing that can't do it?"

"It's the truth, what's wrong with that stinky and shameless thing, if it weren't for the function of a man not having children, I wonder if the grandson would have a baby by himself when he is fine!"

"Haha, it's the truth about having a baby. Maybe the grandson is thinking about how to have a baby by himself!"

"Oh my god, so what the grandson said is really funny?"

"It's necessary, Nima has a few words and a joke, the jokes are so dense that my stomach hurts from laughing!"

"Who is not? I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts too much."

"Oh, then I won't watch Liaoning anymore, I'll come and watch Xu Duan's cross talk."

"I'll come over to take a look too, this grandson really knows everything."

……

on the stage.

"This is still a generation of educated thieves." Lin Yinger said.

"The most terrible thing is to set up a team and set a target of several thousand dollars." Xu Duan said.

"Then steal it!" Lin Yinger said frivolously.

"It's not easy, you haven't stolen recently." Xu Duan said helplessly.

"That's... I didn't steal it!" Lin Yinger nodded in agreement when she heard the words, but before she finished speaking, she realized that Xu Duan had dug a hole for her and said angrily.

Audience: Hahaha!

"That is to say, we have a small number of people to steal large items, and stealing small items is not worth it. If you steal a passbook, you dare not take it. If you want to steal cash, you are afraid of bumping into plainclothes. Sometimes I am exhausted. After hard work, I can't steal it in a day. Tens of thousands of dollars," Xu Duan said.

"That's a lot!" Lin Yinger stopped Xu Duan and said.

Audience: Puff haha!

"The key is that stealing is not slow enough." Xu Duan said.

"As for?" Lin Yinger asked.

"I'll do the math for you."

"Okay, do the math."

"There are more than 100 thieves in our company. It costs money to eat, drink, sleep, and move around?"

"Oh, it costs money." Lin Yinger nodded.

"Wouldn't it cost money to go to tourist spots for endless meetings?"

"Oh..." Lin Yinger nodded in surprise when she heard the words.

"That's not enough, our leading cadres still have to go abroad for investigation! You say that you are a thief company, why are you going abroad for inspection? You say it is to learn advanced foreign theft technology!" Xu Duan said with a sullen look on his face.

Audience: Puff haha!

"This is also to rush out of Asia and sneak into the world." Lin Yinger said with a joke.

"The most intolerable thing is to see other companies advertise on TV, and our company will also advertise!" Xu Duan said with a look of unbearable expression.

"Your thief company also wants to advertise?" Lin Yinger was surprised when she heard this.

Xu Duan said: "Even the advertisement has been written."

Lin Yinger asked curiously: "What word?"

"Friend, do you want to get rich quickly? Please join the company of thieves, it can make you rich overnight. The contact person of this company..."

"Who is it?"

"It is not suitable to spread."

"phone number?"

"Secret for now."

"Fax registration?"

"No comment."

"The address of the unit?"

"One shot for another place."

"Then where can I find it?" Lin Yinger said speechlessly.

The audience laughed so badly that they almost cried.

"Damn it, this fucking ad is really amazing, haha!"

"Who says it's not? It's a big brain to encounter such an advertisement, hahaha!"

"Oh, let me go, what does Xu Duan think, haha?"

"Why don't you say that this grandson dares to mess around in the advertising industry? His mind is really different from ordinary people, haha!"

"Isn't it? You can even think of this kind of advertisement, it really is wicked without limit, haha!"

(End of this chapter)