Chapter 857 Fire!

"You can't find it, the police blocked us several times!" Xu Duan said.

"Really?" Lin Yinger doubted.

"I saw this posture, and hurriedly wrote a report. Since the rumors are too tight, I suggest that all employees of the company be transferred immediately! If not, please give instructions!"

"Handed it up."

"Give it to the deputy team leader."

Lin Yinger nodded and said, "The deputy team leader takes care of this matter."

"The deputy team leader took it over and took a look, first drew a circle." Xu Duan said.

"Draw a circle?"

"This is called circle reading, which basically means agreeing."

"It's decided."

"Leader, please decide!"

"It's still up to the team leader."

"The group leader took it over to have a look, and drew a circle first."

"Draw a circle again?"

"Please make the decision of the deputy section chief!"

"Hey." Lin Yinger said with a troubled look on her face.

"The deputy section chief drew a circle first."

"Hmm."

"Let the section chief decide."

"Hey."

"The section chief drew a circle first, and asked the deputy manager to decide."

"Hey."

"The deputy manager took it and drew a circle."

"Five circles and that's it."

"Let the general manager decide."

"Yes." Lin Yinger nodded.

"If you want to talk about the efficiency of work, you have to count our general manager!" Xu Duan stretched out his thumb with a proud face.

"Really?" Lin Yinger looked suspicious.

"Take it over and look at it like this. It's five circles. I understand. I picked up the pen to scribble and approve a few words."

"How did you approve it?"

"Agreed, go to the Olympics to steal!"

The audience immediately burst out laughing.

"Stealing the Olympics!" Lin Yinger said with a speechless expression on her face.

"Before I finished writing this, the police hula blocked us in the house."

"Yes!" Lin Yinger said.

"When I was wearing cold handcuffs, I thought it was over, it was all over. I was desperate, and the more I was desperate, the more I regretted, and the more I regretted, the more annoyed I was. I was angry from the heart, and the evil grew from the gut. I complained... I'm reporting...you...comrade policeman, bureaucracy kills people!" Xu Duan stretched out his handcuffed hands with a look of grief and indignation.

The audience burst into laughter seeing Xu Duan's unlucky appearance.

After Xu Duan and Lin Yinger finished speaking on the stage, they bowed and retreated.

The audience at the scene applauded thunderously for a long time, and the applause was one piece, and the scene was boiling. To be honest, it is really rare for the audience to be so lively in a place like the Lantern Festival Gala. Most of the audience are relatively well-behaved. The live audience can be so lively.

At this time, the Internet also exploded.

"Hey, everyone, watch the CCTV Lantern Festival Gala, this damn classic is blown up, it's amazing!"

"What classic exploded?"

"That's right, what's the classic bomb?"

"Xu Duan's cross talk classic at the CCTV Lantern Festival Gala exploded, it's so awesome that it's about to fly!"

"That's right, it's so classic, I never thought that CCTV would dare to broadcast such a program at the Lantern Festival Gala!"

"Xu Duan's cross talk? Fuck me, that grandson is fucking stealing his job again!"

"Lack of a great virtue, I'll go and see what kind of cross talk that grandson said!"

……

As he said that, some netizens ran to search for the cross talk between Xu Duan and Lin Yinger. It is not uncommon for a show to be uploaded to the Internet after it is aired on TV these days, it is quite normal.

However, no one expected that Xu Duan and Lin Yinger would rush to the trending searches not long after they finished talking about cross talk. Even in the Spring Festival Gala, apart from Chen Dajun's show, which was the finale, I haven't seen any cross talk actors that are trending on the Internet.

"Oh, fuck me, Xu Duan said cross talk can also be on the trending list?"

"My mother, this is too awesome, Xu Duan is too fierce, isn't it? It's just a show that's on the top of the list!"

"Isn't it? See you for the first time, haha!"

"The key is that what people say is really good, much better than what ordinary cross talk actors say!"

"That's right, it's much better than ordinary cross talk actors. The jokes and secret words are closely related to the things around us ordinary people. It's unreasonable for such a cross talk not to be popular!"

"necessary!"

……

Not long after, after Xu Duan and Lin Yinger talked about the cross talk thief company, they were on the trending list again: Xu Duan, the cross talk actor who was delayed by his acting career!
It won't work every minute, and the heat is almost enough to bake eggs.

However, he is awesome, and some people are not happy, what the hell?He is more professional than ordinary cross talk actors?Or is he a crosstalk actor who was delayed by his acting career?Still on Nima's hot search, and on the topic list?Why is he?What the hell is he!He called him?Who allowed him to perform cross talk as a cross talk actor?
A group of people who talk about cross talk are not happy, no wonder, the industry of cross talk is no different than other industries, this industry is very orthodox, no one will recognize you if you have no background, of course, this does not mean that you have to be born in a family of cross talk, but It's because if you want to do cross talk, you must have a formal mentor, otherwise you won't be able to get along with the cross talk circle.

If you don’t believe me, just look at Prince Keng and you’ll understand. So what if Prince Keng’s ability is so good?Didn't it become popular only after apprenticeship with Hou Yaowen in 04?But what did Prince Keng look like when he was apprenticed?Who in the whole country knows who he is?Isn't it necessary to have a famous teacher to inherit the orthodox status?Otherwise, would Prince Keng, who has been studying for so many years, still pay homage to Hou Yaowen?If he only needs his own ability to understand, what kind of background does he need?Besides, Hou Yaowen didn't teach him anything, did he?As for the matter between Prince Keng and Jiang Kun, it is a cross talk infighting.

So, this Xu Duan and Lin Yinger suddenly came to talk about a cross talk, and it became popular again. Can the cross talk world agree?Why is he?Who allowed him to speak as a cross talk world?How old is he?Our cross talk world does not recognize him as a person, what he is talking about is not cross talk!
In fact, it has been a day or two since the cross talk world has disliked Xu Duan, why?Because of the program "Strange Cases and Strange Talks", Xu Duan has been doing that program for more than half a year, but what did he talk about?Xu Duan himself said that he was telling a story, but it was actually a stand-up comic. How do you say this?The difference between storytelling and stand-up comedy is actually not so obvious. Anyway, it’s all about storytelling and buttoning. Xu Duan told the show that he was robbing the cross talk world, but Xu Duan didn’t say that he was talking about stand-up comedy. Cross talk has nothing to do with the cross talk world, so the cross talk world can't break up with Xu Duan. You said he was talking about stand-up comedy, why?The storytellers are not happy yet, we also tell stories by turning over the burden and buttoning the buttons. I also said that you say that the cross talkers are choking with us, so the cross talk world has no choice but to watch Xu Duan talk to him enthusiastically.

But now it’s different. Now that Xu Duan suddenly performed such a cross talk at the CCTV Lantern Festival Gala, there’s nothing to say about it. The world of cross talk has nothing to do with it. Who the hell allowed you to talk about cross talk?Which onion are you?

Of course, even if they don’t like it, they can’t just ban Xu Duan’s performance. After all, they are not the law, and there is no law that says that you can’t talk about cross talk without having a teacher. Besides, they didn’t create those cross talk jokes. They are human beings. What does it have to do with Xu Duan who took the merits of Niu Qun and Feng Gong?So they couldn't stop Xu Duan from performing, but even so, they couldn't swallow it, because it seemed to them that Xu Duan was stealing their jobs.

It doesn't matter if you change the industry, the key is the cross talk industry. Regarding the situation of the cross talk industry, Prince Keng once publicly said on the show, what's the situation?Hello?How can that work?hello what can i doI can't let you be good, I can't let you be good, if I die, everyone will die together. Anyway, I can't let you be good. It's too common to dig pits and traps to make people behind you. Anyway, I can be good and you can't be good, even if I'm not good and I can't make you well.

(End of this chapter)

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