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Chapter 872 Zoom in!
Chapter 872 Zoom in!
To be honest, in fact, Xu Duan has no prejudice against traditional cross talk or party cross talk. He doesn’t think that traditional cross talk is better than party cross talk or that party cross talk is better than traditional cross talk. As long as it is a good work, Xu Duan actually likes it. , because in fact Xu Duan also knows how the cross talk at the party developed, how obvious it is, the general environment of the year was there, and the cross talk would die if it didn’t change. Ah, it's not easy for my buddies to get to where I am today, it's not easy for everyone, why do you let you step on it?How old are you?
Cheng, aren't you going to step on your buddies?My buddies will teach you how to be human today!Let you also know what commercial comic dialogue is!Xu Duan said angrily.
Just kidding, is the cross talk at the party more capable than Xu Duan?Xu Duan picks up his mobile phone every minute and plays the complete works of Guo Degang's cross talk, which can torture all of them!
It's just that although Xu Duan has good things in his hands, there is still a process to produce them after all, and he can't delay filming.
So the netizens watched Xu Duan being scolded in silence for a whole day, as if he couldn't bear it and didn't dare to flirt with the other party.
"By the way, Xu Duan is admitting cowardice, right? He hasn't said anything for a whole day!"
"Probably, no one thought that the cross talk world would be so powerful."
"It's true. I'm afraid that no one thought that the cross talk world would be so powerful at the moment. Look at the current public opinion. It's almost one-sided and full of insults to Xu Duan."
"But that's Xu Duan. When did that guy ever counsel you? It's not scientific."
"That's right. When Xu Duan first came out, he didn't scold someone. Who did he worry about? It doesn't look like that guy!"
"But it also depends on the situation. Right now, the entire network is full of crusades against Xu Duan. If Xu Duan comes out again, it's purely scolding. Besides, there are so many people, no matter how much he can speak, he can't speak to so many people." .”
"That's right. After all, this battle is indeed too powerful. Almost the entire cross talk world is in battle. No one can hold it back."
……
Netizens are talking about it, but those people in the cross talk world are happy to see that Xu Duan can't come out, Xiao Mian, let you be arrogant, why don't you be arrogant?Don't even look at you, you dare to be an enemy of our entire cross talk world if you have a few pounds and a few taels, what kind of a joke are you!Do you have enough weight to weigh yourself?Still have Taiping lyrics, is it great to be able to sing Taiping lyrics?Even if you know how to build rockets, we can beat you to death!
The cross talk circles were proud of Xu Duan's silence, and felt that Xu Duan probably didn't dare to fight with them.
However, that night, when everyone thought Xu Duan had given up, Xu Duan suddenly updated Weibo and posted a video titled: I want to fight against the three vulgarities.
Everyone was taken aback when they saw it, what does this mean?Is this planning to admit defeat?Netizens immediately thought to themselves when they saw it, it's no wonder, because countless people on the Internet have been scolding Xu Duan for a day with the so-called "three vulgarities", and now Xu Duan is posting such a Weibo again, how can the big guys not think of it? By the time Xu Duan couldn't bear to admit defeat, could he?
It's just that the video was turned on, and everyone vomited blood all over the place, I am damn, this is called admitting defeat?I admit defeat to your sister, how the hell is this admit defeat?The grandson holding back this day is a big move!
I saw in the video, Xu Duan and Lin Yinger don't know where to find the robes and mandarin jackets, and there are two microphones in front of them.
So the camera turned to the audience, only to see that the first one sitting in the audience was Xu Li!Tang Xiaoyu was next to him, followed by Li Yuan, Liu Mo and the others. It was obvious that Xu Duan had brought the iPartment team over to be his audience. After all, it was about cross talk, so there must be some audience, right?
Xu Duan and Lin Yinger walked onto the small stage they set up and said, "Thank you, I know, everyone is here to see Lin Yinger."
"No, everyone is watching cross talk." Lin Yinger said.
"No, I've studied it." Xu Duan waved his hand.
"Have you thought about this?" Lin Yinger asked.
"A lot of famous comic artists are liked by the audience." Xu Duan said.
"Yes." Lin Yinger nodded.
"why?"
"why?"
"There is a Mr. Chen Dajun, who speaks cross talk well." Chen Dajun didn't get involved in the matter of stepping on Xu Duan in the cross talk world, and Xu Duan naturally wouldn't make everyone an enemy.
"Ah."
"Why do the audience like it? Because his father talks about cross talk."
"Oh." Lin Yinger looked stunned.
"This is called the family, the cross talk family."
"Why does Mr. Liu Yi speak cross talk so well?"
"Why?" Lin Yinger asked.
"His father talked about cross talk."
"Lin Yinger's cross talk is good, why?" Xu Duan said, patting his chest proudly while gesturing to the audience.
"No, I said cross talk has nothing to do with you!" Seeing Xu Duan's wicked appearance, Lin Yinger hurriedly stopped Xu Duan and said.
The audience laughed when they saw this scene.
Xu Duan heard that Brother Thumb pointed at himself and said, "I'm just giving you an example. I didn't ask you to call me in front of people."
"I have nothing to do with you if I'm not in front of people! My dad doesn't talk about cross talk!" Lin Yinger said angrily.
"Hey, your dad listens to cross talk." Xu Duan said with an air of presence.
"Why does this sound so awkward?"
"If you hear something different from this, it means your heart!"
Lin Yinger spread her hands in confusion when she heard this, "What good does my heart do to me?"
"Dirty! Shameless, filthy!"
"Is...do you feel this way?" Lin Yinger looked blank.
"So you have to adjust your mentality."
"I?"
"Cross talk, the art of the nation, criticizing the ugly, Huoxiang is righteous!"
"What's wrong with you suffering from heatstroke? Why is Huoxiang Zhengqi doing? Promote righteousness!"
"Promote righteousness, everyone likes it."
"is not it."
"You must be good, he is a kind of folk poetry, eulogizing the common people."
"Oh."
"I hope you can gang fight."
"What's the matter with us fighting?"
"A group of cross talk actors came to sing and fight." Xu Duan explained.
"Why are you so awkward?"
"Haha." Xu Duan said with a look of concealing embarrassment: "Praise the good people and good deeds of the people."
"Yes, that's what we should say."
"I also like to write a little poetry."
"Oh, you also know how to create."
"Not very mature."
"Come and tell everyone."
"Cough cough." Xu Duan coughed and posed again, "The sky in Xuanwu District is sunny, and the people of Tongzhou like it very much. Looking at Fengtai from afar, I shouted loudly, I love you, Haidian!"
"What a mess!"
The audience looked like they were laughing forward and backward when they saw this, because the cross talk between the two of them was so funny that the audience could laugh with that for a long time, it was not at all. Give the audience time to breathe.
Seeing Xu Duan spread his hands on the stage, Lin Yinger, who looked so outstanding, rolled his eyes and said, "Don't you usually go to the city?"
"What do you mean?"
"You have traveled around the suburbs, the king of suburban counties."
"I hate this person very much." Xu Duan said with a disgusted look on his face, "Did you not understand the meaning of such a poem?"
"What's the meaning of this?" Lin Yinger was puzzled when she heard the words.
"It's meaningful!" Xu Duan said with a proud face: "It praises the close cooperation between the districts and counties in the capital, the happy life of the people, welcomes the Asian Games, supports the repair of large cars on the Fifth Ring Road, and pays close attention to a certain city. Some comedians have nothing to do with marrying young wives to play with!"
Puff haha!Netizens went crazy laughing when they saw this.
"Hahaha, my god, this nima is really going to kill me from laughing, hahaha!"
"Oh, let me go, my stomach is about to cramp from laughing, hahaha!"
"Xu Duan's grandson is too damn wicked hahaha, this damn is too funny!"
"Oh, I laughed so hard, this is so fast!"
"Damn it, the cross talk is still so funny. Am I watching all the cross talk in vain?"
"That's right, I'll go, it's the first time I found out that cross talk is so funny, it's amazing!"
……
For a moment, the audience almost laughed like crazy.
(End of this chapter)
To be honest, in fact, Xu Duan has no prejudice against traditional cross talk or party cross talk. He doesn’t think that traditional cross talk is better than party cross talk or that party cross talk is better than traditional cross talk. As long as it is a good work, Xu Duan actually likes it. , because in fact Xu Duan also knows how the cross talk at the party developed, how obvious it is, the general environment of the year was there, and the cross talk would die if it didn’t change. Ah, it's not easy for my buddies to get to where I am today, it's not easy for everyone, why do you let you step on it?How old are you?
Cheng, aren't you going to step on your buddies?My buddies will teach you how to be human today!Let you also know what commercial comic dialogue is!Xu Duan said angrily.
Just kidding, is the cross talk at the party more capable than Xu Duan?Xu Duan picks up his mobile phone every minute and plays the complete works of Guo Degang's cross talk, which can torture all of them!
It's just that although Xu Duan has good things in his hands, there is still a process to produce them after all, and he can't delay filming.
So the netizens watched Xu Duan being scolded in silence for a whole day, as if he couldn't bear it and didn't dare to flirt with the other party.
"By the way, Xu Duan is admitting cowardice, right? He hasn't said anything for a whole day!"
"Probably, no one thought that the cross talk world would be so powerful."
"It's true. I'm afraid that no one thought that the cross talk world would be so powerful at the moment. Look at the current public opinion. It's almost one-sided and full of insults to Xu Duan."
"But that's Xu Duan. When did that guy ever counsel you? It's not scientific."
"That's right. When Xu Duan first came out, he didn't scold someone. Who did he worry about? It doesn't look like that guy!"
"But it also depends on the situation. Right now, the entire network is full of crusades against Xu Duan. If Xu Duan comes out again, it's purely scolding. Besides, there are so many people, no matter how much he can speak, he can't speak to so many people." .”
"That's right. After all, this battle is indeed too powerful. Almost the entire cross talk world is in battle. No one can hold it back."
……
Netizens are talking about it, but those people in the cross talk world are happy to see that Xu Duan can't come out, Xiao Mian, let you be arrogant, why don't you be arrogant?Don't even look at you, you dare to be an enemy of our entire cross talk world if you have a few pounds and a few taels, what kind of a joke are you!Do you have enough weight to weigh yourself?Still have Taiping lyrics, is it great to be able to sing Taiping lyrics?Even if you know how to build rockets, we can beat you to death!
The cross talk circles were proud of Xu Duan's silence, and felt that Xu Duan probably didn't dare to fight with them.
However, that night, when everyone thought Xu Duan had given up, Xu Duan suddenly updated Weibo and posted a video titled: I want to fight against the three vulgarities.
Everyone was taken aback when they saw it, what does this mean?Is this planning to admit defeat?Netizens immediately thought to themselves when they saw it, it's no wonder, because countless people on the Internet have been scolding Xu Duan for a day with the so-called "three vulgarities", and now Xu Duan is posting such a Weibo again, how can the big guys not think of it? By the time Xu Duan couldn't bear to admit defeat, could he?
It's just that the video was turned on, and everyone vomited blood all over the place, I am damn, this is called admitting defeat?I admit defeat to your sister, how the hell is this admit defeat?The grandson holding back this day is a big move!
I saw in the video, Xu Duan and Lin Yinger don't know where to find the robes and mandarin jackets, and there are two microphones in front of them.
So the camera turned to the audience, only to see that the first one sitting in the audience was Xu Li!Tang Xiaoyu was next to him, followed by Li Yuan, Liu Mo and the others. It was obvious that Xu Duan had brought the iPartment team over to be his audience. After all, it was about cross talk, so there must be some audience, right?
Xu Duan and Lin Yinger walked onto the small stage they set up and said, "Thank you, I know, everyone is here to see Lin Yinger."
"No, everyone is watching cross talk." Lin Yinger said.
"No, I've studied it." Xu Duan waved his hand.
"Have you thought about this?" Lin Yinger asked.
"A lot of famous comic artists are liked by the audience." Xu Duan said.
"Yes." Lin Yinger nodded.
"why?"
"why?"
"There is a Mr. Chen Dajun, who speaks cross talk well." Chen Dajun didn't get involved in the matter of stepping on Xu Duan in the cross talk world, and Xu Duan naturally wouldn't make everyone an enemy.
"Ah."
"Why do the audience like it? Because his father talks about cross talk."
"Oh." Lin Yinger looked stunned.
"This is called the family, the cross talk family."
"Why does Mr. Liu Yi speak cross talk so well?"
"Why?" Lin Yinger asked.
"His father talked about cross talk."
"Lin Yinger's cross talk is good, why?" Xu Duan said, patting his chest proudly while gesturing to the audience.
"No, I said cross talk has nothing to do with you!" Seeing Xu Duan's wicked appearance, Lin Yinger hurriedly stopped Xu Duan and said.
The audience laughed when they saw this scene.
Xu Duan heard that Brother Thumb pointed at himself and said, "I'm just giving you an example. I didn't ask you to call me in front of people."
"I have nothing to do with you if I'm not in front of people! My dad doesn't talk about cross talk!" Lin Yinger said angrily.
"Hey, your dad listens to cross talk." Xu Duan said with an air of presence.
"Why does this sound so awkward?"
"If you hear something different from this, it means your heart!"
Lin Yinger spread her hands in confusion when she heard this, "What good does my heart do to me?"
"Dirty! Shameless, filthy!"
"Is...do you feel this way?" Lin Yinger looked blank.
"So you have to adjust your mentality."
"I?"
"Cross talk, the art of the nation, criticizing the ugly, Huoxiang is righteous!"
"What's wrong with you suffering from heatstroke? Why is Huoxiang Zhengqi doing? Promote righteousness!"
"Promote righteousness, everyone likes it."
"is not it."
"You must be good, he is a kind of folk poetry, eulogizing the common people."
"Oh."
"I hope you can gang fight."
"What's the matter with us fighting?"
"A group of cross talk actors came to sing and fight." Xu Duan explained.
"Why are you so awkward?"
"Haha." Xu Duan said with a look of concealing embarrassment: "Praise the good people and good deeds of the people."
"Yes, that's what we should say."
"I also like to write a little poetry."
"Oh, you also know how to create."
"Not very mature."
"Come and tell everyone."
"Cough cough." Xu Duan coughed and posed again, "The sky in Xuanwu District is sunny, and the people of Tongzhou like it very much. Looking at Fengtai from afar, I shouted loudly, I love you, Haidian!"
"What a mess!"
The audience looked like they were laughing forward and backward when they saw this, because the cross talk between the two of them was so funny that the audience could laugh with that for a long time, it was not at all. Give the audience time to breathe.
Seeing Xu Duan spread his hands on the stage, Lin Yinger, who looked so outstanding, rolled his eyes and said, "Don't you usually go to the city?"
"What do you mean?"
"You have traveled around the suburbs, the king of suburban counties."
"I hate this person very much." Xu Duan said with a disgusted look on his face, "Did you not understand the meaning of such a poem?"
"What's the meaning of this?" Lin Yinger was puzzled when she heard the words.
"It's meaningful!" Xu Duan said with a proud face: "It praises the close cooperation between the districts and counties in the capital, the happy life of the people, welcomes the Asian Games, supports the repair of large cars on the Fifth Ring Road, and pays close attention to a certain city. Some comedians have nothing to do with marrying young wives to play with!"
Puff haha!Netizens went crazy laughing when they saw this.
"Hahaha, my god, this nima is really going to kill me from laughing, hahaha!"
"Oh, let me go, my stomach is about to cramp from laughing, hahaha!"
"Xu Duan's grandson is too damn wicked hahaha, this damn is too funny!"
"Oh, I laughed so hard, this is so fast!"
"Damn it, the cross talk is still so funny. Am I watching all the cross talk in vain?"
"That's right, I'll go, it's the first time I found out that cross talk is so funny, it's amazing!"
……
For a moment, the audience almost laughed like crazy.
(End of this chapter)
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