The Godfather of Almighty Entertainment

Chapter 873 How hateful this grandson is!
The audience was going crazy with laughter, and Liang Kun and others were also going crazy with anger, because they were also very aware of Xu Duan's cross talk video for Mao Mao, which must be aimed at them. If they are so good, they will be more embarrassing and more influential when they are attacked!So how could they not be angry?
It's just that at this time Liang Kun and the others discovered that Xu Duan didn't seem to have really performed at the Lantern Festival Gala. The cross talk at the Lantern Festival Gala at Xu Duan had already made Liang Kun and the others feel like they were on the verge of a formidable enemy, but they didn't expect that. It’s not Xu Duan’s highest level at all, and this cross talk is really impenetrable. It’s just that one laugh after another doesn’t give people time to breathe. In such a comparison, their previous cross talk works can hardly be compared. read.

How is this possible?Liang Kun is in a daze right now, what the hell is going on?Why is that grandson still a fucking combat talent?And the more he fought, the more fierce he fought, isn't this cheating?
And at this time in the video.

"Where did you hear these meanings?" Lin Yinger looked puzzled.

"I think there is such a meaning." Xu Duan said.

"Do you think?"

"So our literary and artistic works should have educational significance."

"Is this educational?" Lin Yinger looked skeptical.

"You can't make people patronize Le, so how can you do it? It must be educational, do you understand elegantly?"

"We know elegance."

"I need to get on the stool again!"

"Sit on the bench? That's called class!"

"Just once."

"Hey, I've never heard of it! What kind of knowledge is this!"

"Stool!"

"Come on, let's do it every time you sit on the bench." Lin Yinger said with a helpless look on her face.

"That's the meaning, I hope you all become teachers!"

"Are we still teachers?"

"Hey!" Xu Duan said with a look like I finally led you to the Tao: "Don't treat yourself as a mere cross talk artist."

"Aren't we actors?"

"You are a teacher, you are a professor!" Xu Duan said.

"A professor?!" Lin Yinger looked speechless.

The audience looked at the two of them laughing and crying, because they were so funny!
"A beast!" Lin Yinger said as Xu Duan pulled back.

"It's also a professor, and it's also a professor." Xu Duan said.

"never heard of that!"

"You don't care whether the audience is happy or not, as long as your program educates them and makes them cry bitterly, you are successful!"

"Why did you succeed when you cried?"

"An excellent cross talk actor must be anti-three vulgar!" Xu Duan said.

"What is anti-three customs?" Lin Yinger asked.

"Vulgar vulgar kitsch!"

"Oh, so vulgar!"

"Don't you understand?" Xu Duan asked in surprise.

"I…"

"do not you know?"

"I seem to have heard it."

The audience watched the two laughing like tears were about to come out.

"Oh, you have been abandoned by the carriage of the times!"

"Carriage? This era is too slow!" Lin Yinger said speechlessly.

"You don't even know the anti-three customs, don't you usually go to some karaoke bar to wash your hair?" Xu Duan asked.

"Then there are three vulgarities, is it anti-three vulgarities?" Lin Yinger asked back.

"A meaning!"

"I haven't heard of it, so what does it mean?" Lin Yinger said.

"Oh, when you look from the moon to the earth, the first thing you see is the Great Wall, and the second thing is to see us who are against the three vulgars!"

"Why are you guys making such a big scene?"

"Drink, don't you know?"

"what."

"You have to learn."

"I need to ask you more."

"As the saying goes, if a humble shit makes progress, even a shit can make progress, let alone you who are so fat."

"Hey, what do you call your name?"

"As an actor, you have to adjust yourself all the time. If you don't go against the three customs, you are not a good actor."

"is it?"

"In the dead of night, you have a bottle of wine in your left hand, a chicken in your right hand, a cigarette in your mouth, two sips of wine, two sips of food, two puffs of food, and two puffs of cigarettes. Ask yourself, are you against the three customs?"

"Don't ask me, these three things alone are enough for me to work! How can I be so busy when I eat and smoke, me?"

Puhaha, the audience almost laughed silly.

"Hahaha, my mother, this nima is too funny hahaha!"

"I almost knelt down to that bastard Xu Duan, how can this nima be so funny, hahaha!"

"Oh my god, it's the first time I've discovered that cross talk can make me laugh so hard hahaha!"

"Oh, what do you guys think about Xu Duan, you are too funny hahaha!"

"And it's still a temporary creation, this goddamn masterpiece haha!"

"Absolutely, it's amazing. Someone scolded him in the morning and made a cross talk in the afternoon. What level of shit is this!"

……

But at this time, Liang Kun and the others watched the video with increasingly gloomy expressions, because now that Xu Duan had already asked the question, Chun was here for them, and he looked very ferocious, no one would look good when he saw this ah.

In the video.

"I think so." Xu Duan said.

"Oh." Lin Yinger looked at Xu Duan and nodded.

"What is it for an actor to lose an audience of more than one billion? The key is to fight against the three customs!" Xu Duan said.

"Is anti-three customs so important?" Lin Yinger looked puzzled.

"Look at you looking like you're dying!"

"Hi." Lin Yinger slapped her hand in front of her and said, "I'm so surprised, I don't even care about losing more than a billion viewers?"

"Don't you understand the anti-three customs?"

"I don't understand much!"

"Brother's rebellion is not against the vulgar, but loneliness!"

"Hey, I think you're just looking for trouble!" Lin Yinger said speechlessly.

"Sometimes I don't understand." Xu Duan said with a very confused look on his face: "Sometimes when I walk on the street, I also think, if everyone is a teacher, an educator, what would this world be like?" How serious." As he spoke, Xu Duan tilted his shoulders and swayed from side to side, looking like a hooligan.

"Aren't you going to say something with your rascal's posture?" Lin Yinger looked at Xu Duan and asked.

"Look, it's also about cross talk, how can some people have a higher level than you?"

"That's what people say."

"Look at those 'mainstream' cross talk actors!"

"Eye?! Actor!"

"Some of them have round eyes!" Xu Duan said casually, "Do you know an outstanding cross talk actor?"

"Tell me."

"Song Dade!"

"Familiar."

"Big one, wearing a uniform, big back, 1.8 meters tall."

"Oh, so high!"

"After cremation, it can hold a box and a half!" Xu Duan said.

"Who asked about your ashes!"

puff!
The audience wiped away tears when they heard the words and laughed.

"Oh my god, it can hold a box and a half after cremation, this shit is so funny hahaha!"

"I almost cried from laughter, hahaha!"

"My stomach hurts from laughing so hard I can't stand it hahaha!"

"Damn it, this Xu Duan is so powerful hahaha!"

……

At this time, the critic Xu Duan was talking about, Song Erde, was also watching the cross talk between Xu Duan and Lin Yinger. Hearing this, he almost vomited blood and died in front of the screen. Die Xu Duan, because I have never seen such a vicious person before!His mother's ashes can be pulled out of a box and a half, just say how hateful this grandson is.

(End of this chapter)