Fat Queen

Chapter 115

"I called him a woman!" Xiao Qingya said truthfully, seeing that the old man seemed to be very interested, she suddenly had stars in her eyes, it seemed that she had a way to stay.

"Puchi...hahaha...you are not timid, even my master dare not say that, but I know you want to stay, but you have to know that you have done a wrong thing, remember? ?” The old man stroked his white beard with an unfathomable expression on his face.

Xiao Qingya froze instantly, and beat the quilt weakly: "I know, but he can't hold grudges like this? Didn't he say that he has no desires? How can he hold grudges?" So long, as for?

"He is also human, forget it, you can stay and practice with me, and he will be my disciple in the future, are you willing?" The old man said very kindly, and no one could see the light in his eyes. It is rare in the world to meet someone who can make that person who has no desires and desires angry, how can he let it go?Everyone should be a little bit emotional, I hope this very interesting girl can make him have a little expression.

"Of course I don't want to. I don't have any water in my head. How could I become a Taoist monk?" Xiao Qingya quickly pushed it away without even thinking about it. Just kidding, it's very good, what kind of Taoist priest?
"Then you go down the mountain!" Really ignorant, the old man snorted coldly, immediately changed his face, stood up and was about to leave.

"Wait... Let's talk about it, can I return to vulgarity in the future?" This is Xiao Qingya's biggest concession, and it is better to be bored to death than to be beaten to death by Zhao Qi.

The corners of the old man's mouth curled up, without turning around, he nodded and said, "Yes, but you have to live in the Taoist temple for a year before you can go down the mountain. Within a year, if you have the root of wisdom, the Taoist priest can help you prolong your life. Do you want to learn, but now you should familiarize yourself with the Taoist temple, this will be your residence from now on, and don’t provoke the temple master, just pretend that he doesn’t exist!” After finishing speaking, he walked out.

Xiao Qingya kept nodding, one year, I will be a nun for one year, it seems to be worse than a nun, Taoist, Taoist seems to be like those people on Mount Emei?No, there are nuns on Mount Emei, hey!What exactly do Taoist priests do?

He got up helplessly and walked out again. Didn't he say he was familiar with the Taoist temple?What is so familiar, there are so many halls, and the number is too many to count.

"Junior Sister, come with me!"

A very immature voice came into Xiao Qingya's ears. She turned her head to see that there was no one there, but when she lowered her head, she saw a little boy about nine years old. She bent down and looked at that pink and cute little boy in disbelief. "What did you call me just now?" he asked.

"Junior Sister!" The little boy gave Xiao Qingya a look like an idiot.

"Junior Sister? Brat, you actually call me Junior Sister? Do you believe that I can lift you up?" Xiao Qingya decided to reason with him. She is such an adult, why should she call him "Senior Brother?" '

"You started later than me. You are a junior sister. If you don't understand anything in the future, just ask the senior brother. Also, now the master and the temple master invite you to the meeting hall!" After the little boy finished speaking, he walked away. Lead the way.

Stinky brat, return senior brother, hey, forget it, Tong Yan Wuji, but what are you going to do in the meeting hall?As soon as I heard it, it was a place to discuss things. Thinking of that peerless and perfect handsome face, I couldn't help swallowing, feeling a little nervous, I didn't know how long I walked, and finally arrived at the destination, watching the child enter the gate, and left Going in, there are two rows of Taoist priests standing inside, all wearing Taoist uniforms. I found that they shook their shoulders when they saw me. These people are really annoying.

Xueling has always had a handsome face with no expression. If you look carefully at this moment, you can see that his handsome eyebrows are slowly closing. Looking at the woman standing in the middle, he said: "Master, are you sure she has roots of wisdom?" He was looking at Xiao Qingya, but he was talking to the old man next to him.

The old man coughed lightly, and said solemnly: "There is definitely a root of wisdom, so let her be kept!"

"How about this, since the master said that you have the root of wisdom, it's hard for the master to say anything, if you can tell something about the use of the eight trigrams plate, the master will keep you!" Xue Ling looked at Xiao Qingya with cold eyes. Said tepidly.

Tsk tsk tsk, this man is really boring, he really won't get angry, everything he says is indifferent, gossip?Tai Chi?While walking, he said: "Ah, yes, I can do Tai Chi!"

"Enough, you don't understand the use of gossip, so let's talk about the connection between the four phenomena of gossip!" Xue Ling interrupted Xiao Qingya, and said in a cold voice, with a serious face, it was impossible to tell whether he was angry or not.

Xiao Qingya glared at Xue Ling, what kind of man, I'm not here for the exam, okay?But he still said: "Tai Chi produces Liang Yi!"

"En!" The old man nodded while stroking his white beard and said, "Continue!"

"Yangyi produces four images!" Xiao Qingya said shaking her head.

"Yes, continue!" The old man glanced at Xue Ling, and I'll just say, she's very intelligent.

"Four elephants give birth to baby elephants!"

In an instant, everyone hugged their stomachs, wanting to laugh but dared not.

And Xiao Qingya was still shaking her head, like a schoolteacher: "The little elephant gave birth to an elephant!"

The old man couldn't help but want to laugh out loud, turned his head to look at his most proud disciple, and found that his face was still expressionless, hey, is he heartless?Everyone said that he had no heart, but only he knew that he would cry and laugh when he was a child, how did he become like a saint when he grew up?A good skin is wasted, you know, he wants him to marry a wife and have children, after all, he is the only grandson of his good friend, he didn't expect that the older he got, the more he looked like a Taoist priest, he was the one who killed him.

Xue Ling looked at Xiao Qingya coldly, she didn't know what she was thinking, but the slight frown showed that he was very dissatisfied.

Xiao Qingya thought about it for a long time, but she didn't know how to read it, because she didn't know these things at all, only the first two sentences, and the rest were all made up, what's next?The people around didn't say it was wrong, indicating that they made it right, they were ecstatic immediately, looked at Xue Ling with wide eyes and said: "An elephant regenerates into a baby elephant. From birth to birth, there is only a litter of elephants. So, a Taoist is Descendants of elephants!"

"Hahahahaha... I can't bear it anymore... Hahahaha!" The old man couldn't hold back at first, he crawled on the table and kept laughing, and in an instant, everyone started to laugh out loud.

Xiao Qingya lowered her head, feeling very ashamed, if it wasn't like this... looked up at the others, and laughed too: "Hahahaha... yes... very funny... hahaha!"

Among the people in the room, only Xueling sat on the head seat with a blank face, and glanced at the people in the room, seeing that they were all laughing to and fro, and she was not angry, but said lightly: "It will still be like this in a year. , just go out by yourself!" After speaking, she stood up, put her hands behind her back, and strode out.

Xiao Qingya opened her mouth wide. This man really can't laugh or get angry. That face doesn't have any expression at all, but it's damn cool. Yes, it's so cool. He's 1.8 meters tall and has standard broad shoulders. Narrow hips, and the buttocks are so upturned, a black and blue Taoist uniform is even more dazzling, of course, it is only dazzling when worn on him, those big hands are even more beautiful, I have never seen a man with such long fingers , I noticed when he was holding the quilt, if he was touched by those big hands, he would die without regret, just like holy, standard yellow skin, sexy Adam's apple are so alluring, light red thin lips If you want to do a lipstick advertisement, it is estimated that men will touch lipstick when they go out. He is so handsome, his long and narrow phoenix eyes seem to be calm when the sky falls, and his hair is like silk, not even his own. His hair looks good, no, it should be said that he has had an ion perm. This is really not a human being, even his expressionless face is unflattering, and there is nothing in the world that can make him angry.

"Okay, stop laughing, let's all go down and get busy!" The old man stopped laughing when he saw that Xueling had gone out, but this girl is really funny, she can mix gossip and elephants together, and finally said that the priest She is a descendant of an elephant. I really want to see what is going on in her head.

Everyone still shrugged their shoulders and walked out, Xiao Qingya looked at the old man, and said aggrievedly: "I never said I would!"

The old man stroked his beard, with a nonchalant expression: "Okay, okay, I didn't mention you as a teacher, by the way, girl, do you know who I am?" The old man found that Xiao Qingya seemed unwilling to be his The disciples are average, but I have only taught two disciples the peerless magic skill, a magic skill that can only be practiced by women, I blame myself for being too reckless at the time, hey!
"I don't know!" Xiao Qingya really didn't know, so she said it honestly.

The old man blushed, stood up and patted his chest and said, "You don't know who I am? I was the number one master 'Master Chisa' back then!" He looked at Xiao Qingya proudly.

"Tch!" Xiao Qingya sneered, walked over and sat down where Xue Ling had sat just now, and said very shamelessly: "You also said that it was back then, but now you are at best a handsome old man!"

"You have to be old, girl, do you think I, Xue Ling disciple, can still be saved?" The old man also sat down and chatted with Xiao Qingya. For some reason, he just likes this girl, a very real girl, who has never If people dare to call themselves an old man, this girl will say whatever she has, and she will not come to deliberately compliment her, and she doesn't want to learn peerless magic skills from her, and she has to return to the vulgar, and she doesn't know how to flatter her, that's why she likes her.

Xiao Qingya shook her head, picked up the teacup on the table and drank it all in one gulp, but found that the cup of tea smelled so good, she suddenly widened her eyes, didn't Xue Ling finish her drink just now?He quickly put the cup on the table, looked at the old man and said helplessly: "He is like a piece of rotten wood, can rotten wood be carved?"

(End of this chapter)