Fat Queen

Chapter 116

The handsome old man shook his head and sighed softly, why doesn't this apprentice learn from Zhao Qi?Anyway, Zhao Qi was still angry, he didn't even get angry, but Zhao Qi, a brat, actually liked men, why didn't any of his apprentices be normal?Failure, failure: "Hey! Forget it, right, you'd better not provoke him, it's time for dinner, let's go together!"

This dead old man, who keeps saying don't provoke him, is clearly using aggressive tactics, okay?He hopes to provoke that ice cube by himself, so that he can see his happy, angry, sad and happy expression?You would think, aunt would not go, you must know that this person is the number one master in the world, once he makes a move, the top ten in the martial arts ranking can't do anything to him, the top ten in the martial arts ranking is a rookie in the eyes of Xueling , then in his eyes, I am just a vegetable worm eaten by a rookie. If he moves his finger, my life will be gone, so I will not provoke him.

Xiao Qingya murmured in her heart along the way, and when she arrived at the dining hall, she became even more sure that the handsome old man wanted to provoke Xue Ling by herself, look, that big ice cube, no, he can't even be called an ice cube, The ice cubes are at least cold, this Xueling is neither hot nor cold, tsk tsk tsk, this pair of skins was wasted on him, he is estimated to be a hundred years old, and he will still be an old virgin, but I have to admit, he is really eye-catching , Watching him eat will feel very delicious, so I can't help but walk to his table and sit opposite him. In an instant, there are more than 60 people in the dining hall, all of them are silent.

"Junior Sister, here you are!" A Taoist priest came over and handed a bowl to Xiao Qingya, which contained white rice.

Slowly took the job, nodded and smiled at the Taoist priest: "Thank you!"

Xue Ling just froze for a moment, then continued to eat her own food, she didn't say whether she agreed or objected to her sitting down, completely pretending that Xiao Qingya didn't exist.

The handsome old man was sitting with other Taoist priests, but he kept secretly looking at Xiao Qingya, and the other Taoist priests were also secretly looking at Xiao Qingya and Xue Ling. This woman is not ordinary. Where is it not good to sit? Sit across from the temple master. For decades, who would dare to sit with the temple master?Of course, they had never seen the temple master kill people, but even their second brother Zhao Qi lost to him, who would dare to mess around?

Xiao Qingya held the bowl in her left hand and the chopsticks in her right hand. She looked at the dishes on the table. She didn't know how to eat them for a long time. Her face was turning black into the bottom of the pot. She asked Xue Ling in disbelief: "You deliberately messed with me?" Isn’t it? I just don’t have the root of wisdom? Do I need to not even give me a bit of oily smell? You are abusing me!”

Look, there are three dishes on the table, not to mention animal oil, even vegetable oil, cabbage, cauliflower, celery, oh my god, all of them are stir-fried. Slowly eating the food, seeing that he was eating so deliciously, he also started to eat, and came to a conclusion that this is definitely the life of an 'ascetic monk'.

"My Lord, the soup is here!" The little Taoist brought up a bowl of cucumber soup that was also not oily, put it in the middle, and hurriedly left this dangerous place.

Xiao Qingya really couldn't eat it anymore, so she decided not to eat it. Watching Xue Ling eat, be good, her gestures are so alluring, that thin lips are so perfect that it is indescribable, and the faintly visible teeth are also 'neat and white', Be good, I really want to be the food in his mouth.

In this scene, everyone covered their stomachs and did not laugh, otherwise she would say 'Wow!Guanzhu, the more you look in Taoist clothes, the more lewd you look! ', it is estimated that this canteen will be smashed.

If you look carefully, very carefully, you will see that Xue Ling's hand holding the chopsticks is tightening, but her eyes still don't look at Xiao Qingya, she just looks at the food, eating continuously, as if Xiao Qingya doesn't exist, not only eating , also drink soup.

Xiao Qingya looked at him obsessively, holding the bowls and chopsticks in both hands, and said in a daze: "Master Daoist! You just became a poor nun!"

"Pfft...!" The mouthful of soup that Xueling had just swallowed spewed out in a straight line, but her face was still expressionless, she kept taking deep breaths, reached out and took the handkerchief on the table to wipe the stains around her mouth , stood up and walked out in big strides, a series of movements were done in one go.

"Hahahahaha...!"

Suddenly everyone burst into laughter, but Xiao Qingya didn't laugh. She took the handkerchief that Xue Ling had wiped and wiped her face. Damn it, but to tease him, she was so impolite to spray someone's face. After wiping, Looking at the food on the table, I lost my appetite, so I stood up and walked out, damn it, I still don't believe you won't be angry.

After going back, Xiao Qingya hugged a book that the handsome old man gave her to read, tsk tsk tsk, it was all things she couldn't understand, what was the difference between the universe and the world, she was crazy, and also understood that they were not trying to deceive people To make a living, a large piece of flat land behind the mountain and a lot of land below the mountain belong to them, and they grow food by themselves, and the Taoist priests here are all orphans, so this handsome old man is still a good person, taking in such a He is an orphan, and often goes down the mountain to help people carry water and chop firewood, and often sells firewood, and the most profitable thing is watching the sky. This Xueling really knows everything, he really knows how to watch the sky, the weather The forecast is the same, and it is on time every time, and the handsome old man also said that the dead 'sacred doctor' is Xue Ling's father, look, the first in medical skills, the first in martial arts, the number one in observing the sky, and the number one in appearance, I really don't know What else can he do, cut!There is a fart for being powerful, and you don't compete with others. If you have no desires or desires, no one will take him seriously.

Three days have passed, and Xiao Qingya can be sure that Xue Ling is a saint. No matter how angry you are with him, or make jokes, he just doesn't care. He looks coldly at the man opposite who is eating with gusto, what's there to eat?Of course, every time a meal was served, Xiao Qingya would automatically go to sit opposite Xue Ling, as if the table belonged to the two of them. After a long time, everyone got used to it.

Xiao Qingya found that except for Xue Ling's gaffe on the first day, she didn't lose her composure in the next two days. You must know that she has always had the ability to piss people off, so she coughed lightly to light up the fire, and waited until Xue Ling drank the soup When I was there, I said in a very low voice: "I peeked at you taking a shower yesterday and found a mole on the innermost part of your butt!"

"Pfft...!" The soup that Xueling had just drank in her mouth spewed out again.

Xiao Qingya dodged with the fastest speed, and everyone looked at this side again. I don't know what Xiao Qingya said this time, but they all know that the Lord will really not be angry, and I really want to see him get angry It looks like this Xiao Qingya is quite capable, but she actually made the temple master spray twice in a row, master.

Xue Ling took a deep breath, wiped off the stains around her mouth, raised her eyes and looked at Xiao Qingya coldly, her obsidian-like pupils electrified Xiao Qingya's fat face, she quickly lowered her head to eat, as if nothing happened just now However, although there was Xue Ling's soup in the dish, she didn't care, there was nothing to dislike such a beautiful man.

"Did you really read it?" Xue Ling asked coldly.

Xiao Qingya didn't dare to raise her head, she buried her face in the bowl and shook her head: "You're just kidding!" I was nervous, just talking casually, I studied the book all night last night, how could I have time to see him?
"Then how do you know?" Xue Ling's words were cold, although there was no anger on his face, his words were extremely terrifying.

"Cough cough cough cough!" Xiao Qingya kept coughing, looked at Xue Ling in disbelief, and said loudly, "Do you really have a mole on your butt?"

In a word, everyone couldn't help laughing, the handsome old man was about to burst out laughing, Xue Ling did have a mole on his butt, it's a pity that I didn't hear what they said just now.

Xue Ling kept taking deep breaths, and finally stood up as if nothing had happened, turned around and left, Xiao Qingya looked at the rice in his bowl, and after three days of coming here by herself, he hadn't eaten properly for three days. He only ate a little each time, but he just said it casually, he actually has a mole?Hearing the laughter around him, he immediately felt it was funny, and laughed unconscionably.

Xiao Qingya found out that she came to the Taoist temple to tease Xue Ling, and she regarded it as her career, insisting on tearing off the saint's skin on his face, as long as he is a human being, how could he not be happy, angry, sad or happy?Tang Seng was angry before, a mere Xueling, if you can't get it right, you will take your surname.

The more indifferent Xue Ling was, the more motivated Xiao Qingya became. What's the point of living such a fairy-like man with no expression and no pursuit?So Xiao Qingya thought that she was helping him, and she also found that she liked to tease him more and more, since he wouldn't be angry anyway.

"Junior Sister, what are you thinking?" Xiaoqiu walked up to Xiao Qingya with many delicious folk dishes, but there was still nothing greasy.

He picked up an apple and ate it, and asked strangely: "Xiaoqiu, do you care about people and things?"
Xiaoqiu shook his head: "Just give up, the temple master won't like you, many beautiful women in the world have tried to seduce him to no avail, if you do too much, it will be terrible for the temple master to lose his temper!" He knew all of Qingya's actions. Although he was still young, he still understood that Xiao Qingya must be greedy for the beauty of the temple master, and wanted to capture him, which was simply impossible.

"Go to hell, what's wrong with beauties? Judging people by their appearance, you have to understand, you are a monk, how can you judge people by their appearance? What's wrong with me? Is ugliness what I think? Don't you know that people can't choose their appearance?" Xiao Qingya was furious. roared.

Xiaoqiu quickly packed up his things and ran out. He didn't dare to mess with this woman. He just ran out and then came back and said, "By the way, everyone is busy today. Cleaning up. Master wants you to clean up the master's study!"

Dead old man, he clearly wanted to arouse Xue Ling's desire, forget it, just go, just to tease that saint who doesn't eat fireworks again, I really want to see how he is angry, but unfortunately it seems impossible.

(End of this chapter)