Fat Queen
Chapter 117
Chapter 117
Holding the broom, he kept sweeping every corner of the study, but his eyes kept secretly looking at Xue Ling, hey, he has been sitting there for three hours, since he finished sweeping the outside, wiped the tables and chairs, unexpectedly He didn't even move a bit, and he was sitting in meditation all the time. Seeing him sitting there like a god, with his hands on his knees and his legs crossed on the futon, like a monk, he suddenly sneered and said, "Haha, you should Don’t you think you can ascend to heaven by sitting like this?”
Xue Ling frowned, and continued to meditate with her eyes closed, as if Xiao Qingya didn't exist.
Xiao Qingya laughed a few times and felt bored, so she stopped laughing, crazy, if she could ascend to heaven and become a god, your master wouldn't be so old and still in the Taoist temple. It was morning, and she approached step by step with a broom, and finally Standing in front of Xueling, he bent down and stared at his closed eyes, oh my god, even his eyelashes are so curled up, he is really a crime-inducing man, suddenly with a wicked heart, he made a posture of falling down on purpose: "Ah!" With a scream, she rushed towards Xueling, wow!The beautiful man's body feels different when hugged, oh my god, his face is so slippery.
Xue Ling opened her eyes, calmly, and said calmly, "You can get up now!"
At this moment Xiao Qingya was hugging Xue Ling's body, her face was constantly licking Xue Ling's handsome face, when she heard Xue Ling's words, she was immediately poured cold water, damn it, are you a man?Don't know Heroes Save the Beauty?At this moment you should gently lift me up, and then gently ask me 'are you okay? ’, he was so puzzled, got up helplessly, stared into his eyes and said, “Do you know why the ancestors created men and women?”
Xue Ling ignored her and continued to close her eyes.
"Men and women should take off their clothes and lie on the bed, do you understand? It's not like you, if all the men in the world are like you, who will reproduce in the next generation?" Xiao Qingya kept preaching, and found that the other party's eyelashes Didn't move, tsk tsk tsk, what a dead wood.
Damn it, I don't believe you will keep doing this, angrily grabbing Xue Ling's thigh, this is definitely annoyed, so I don't feel shy at all, but Xue Ling slapped me before I caught it It was opened, he held his painful wrist, shook his head helplessly, and lost, because from the beginning to the end, Xue Ling's eyelashes hadn't moved, a complete loss, this man knew what others were going to do even with his eyes closed.
After sweeping the floor dejectedly, he walked out with his head down, dead man, no, he is not a man, he is absolutely non-human.
hum!Auntie is not so easy to defeat, she has failed so many times, absolute lesson, bloody lesson, standing in the yard, looking at the sky, shouting in her heart, 'I will definitely let him know how good I am! '
Back in the room, looking at Xiaoqiu sitting and drinking tea, he asked strangely as he entered the room: "What are you doing in my room?" Although this Xiaoqiu is only a little over 15 years old, he is still a man, okay? ?Isn't it unreasonable to come to a girl's room all the time?Want someone to gossip?
"You haven't paid for the things I bought for you in the morning, and I forgot to ask for them, give them to me quickly!" Xiao Qiu didn't say much, and reached out his hand in front of Xiao Qingya.
Yes, Xiaoqiu can go down the mountain to buy things, suddenly his eyes widened, and finally he laughed: "Hahahaha, yes, Xiaoqiu!" Excitedly took his hand: "Where are there Lanhua nearby? "Xue Ling, you are doomed this time, and your beautiful image is about to crumble.
Xiaoqiu said without thinking, "There are many mountains behind, but although that thing looks good, I advise you not to touch it!" He withdrew his hand while talking.
"Do you want to see the Guanzhu and the woman?" Said seductively, with two thumbs gesticulating continuously, he knew that Xiaoqiu and the Guanzhu couldn't get along, and what he said, he saved himself , indicating that he is with his master, and they all hope to see the master have a different expression, like a normal person.
Xiaoqiu sighed helplessly, he really admired this woman, he raised his eyebrows and said, "The Master will never be with a woman no matter what..." As soon as he said this, he opened his mouth wide, and looked at Xiao Qingya in disbelief: " Lanhua?"
Xiao Qingya nodded: "I'm telling you, I'm helping him, really, how can such an excellent man like him stay in this place all his life, right? And you are all orphans he took in, and none of you miss him Like a normal man?"
Xiaoqiu kept backing away, his eyes widened in horror: "But if this happens, the temple master will be sad!"
"Come on, once a man has sex with a woman, he will look like a normal person in the future!" Xiao Qingya kept persuading Xiaoqiu. Of course, without Xiaoqiu's help, she would not be able to complete this arduous task by herself.
Xiaoqiu still shook his head: "Forget it, the temple master will kill me when the time comes!"
"Why don't you know how to repay your kindness?" Xiao Qingya approached Xiaoqiu. The two were about the same height, but Xiaoqiu was always a child, easy to deceive, and he was an orphan who understood his master's wish, so Xiaoqiu It was Qing Ya who came to him, and...he loves money!
Xiaoqiu was not afraid, and stared into Xiao Qingya's eyes: "The master's medical skills are superb, you can't get it at all!"
Hearing what Xiaoqiu said, Xiao Qingya knew that it was a success, and said with a bet: "Well, make a bet, if he really has "that and that" with a woman, you give me 100 taels, and if he doesn't have a relationship with a woman in the end If you say 'that', I'll give you 100 taels!" While speaking, he took out a 100 taels of silver note, my money, is it worth it?No, it must be worth it, he will definitely sleep with a woman, and I have a way to make him poisoned by Lanhua.
As soon as Xiaoqiu's eyes lit up, he reached out to take the bank note in Xiao Qingya's hand, but seeing Xiao Qingya put it into his arms again, he said firmly: "You are destined to give me this money!"
Xiao Qingya took out 20 taels and handed it to Xiaoqiu: "You take this and go find a woman!"
Xiaoqiu's eyes lit up again, and he quickly put the money into his arms: "I'll go right away!" He smiled and ran out
"Wait!" A few strides forward and grabbed Xiaoqiu's sleeve, Xiao Qingya glared at him: "I haven't finished talking yet, let's find two more storytellers, remember!"
"Why are you looking for a storyteller?" Xiao Qiu looked at Xiao Qingya strangely.
"Go as soon as I tell you to go. Storytellers are cheap. Go quickly. When you come back, take them to the woodshed in the backyard. I'll go find you as soon as it gets dark at night, and then we'll make plans!" Xiao Qingya showed a wicked smile, Xue Ling , What will the world say about you this time?Can't bear the loneliness at last?Whoring?I also brought it to a sacred place like the Taoist Temple, wow, it's so beautiful, this time, I'll see if you're good or not.
Xiao Qiu scratched the back of his head, took a strange look at Xiao Qingya, and strode out, just find a prostitute, what else do you need a storyteller?And there are still two, tsk tsk tsk, storytellers, you can find them under the bridge.
Seeing that Xiaoqiu had left, Xiao Qingya ran towards the back hill excitedly.
Seeing that it was still dark, Xiao Qingya walked into Xue Ling's room with a broom. Ah, I really can't bear it. Who in the world can bear the kind of life he lives?
"Who allowed you to come in?" Xue Ling said such a sentence without even opening her eyes.
Xiao Qingya didn't take it seriously, didn't she already know that he can see without using eyes?So he didn't care, walked in with a broom, and found that his room was even more clean and tidy, without any dust on the ground, and said in a cold voice, "Sweep the floor!"
"It's very clean here, you don't need to sweep it, get out!" It was the first time Xueling spoke in such an unmannered manner, it can be seen that he still has a temper.
Xiao Qingya walked to Xue Ling's side, and poked his shoulder with her hand.
Xue Ling took a deep breath, as if she was enduring something, she opened her eyes and raised her head to look at Xiao Qingya, with no expression on her face.
Xiao Qingya pointed to the ground.
Following her fingers, Xue Ling clenched her fists unconsciously, looked at the two rows of muddy footprints, then looked at Xiao Qingya's muddy shoes, took another deep breath, He said nonchalantly: "Clean up and get out quickly, lonely men and widows, how decent is it?"
My aunt never fights uncertain battles, so before I came here, I thought that the Taoist temple is so clean, and his house should be clean, so I deliberately made mud full of shoes, see if you have a reason to drive me away, listen After Xue Ling's words, she swept up again and again, very inattentive, dead man, closed his eyes again, his voice was so nice, why didn't he talk much?After getting very close, he threw away the broom, stretched out his hands, and hugged Xueling fiercely: "Ah... my feet slipped!"
Xueling felt the pain in her chest, and pushed Xiao Qingya away. Although there was no expression on her face, there was impatience in her eyes, and no one would be able to see it if she didn't look carefully. She continued to meditate with her eyes closed, and said coldly Said: "I don't want to have a second time!"
The goal was achieved, Xiao Qingya stuck out her tongue, dead man, you will know how powerful your aunt is at night, after sweeping the dirt off the ground with all her strength, seeing that the sun hadn't set yet, she snickered a few times, walked to a place where there was no one, and Opening the Taoist robe, I saw several holes in the glutinous rice skin covering the Lanhua vines, slowly took out the glutinous rice skin and Lanhua vines and threw them on the ground, then pulled out a piece of animal fur on the chest, and It's good to have this piece of animal skin, otherwise I will be pierced, why do I do this?Of course he didn't want to be smelled by him. Although the orchid flower vines are colorless and odorless, he was afraid that his nose would be too sensitive, so he baked a piece of skin with glutinous rice paste and put it on the orchid flower vines. No matter how sensitive his nose is, he couldn't smell it.
(End of this chapter)
Holding the broom, he kept sweeping every corner of the study, but his eyes kept secretly looking at Xue Ling, hey, he has been sitting there for three hours, since he finished sweeping the outside, wiped the tables and chairs, unexpectedly He didn't even move a bit, and he was sitting in meditation all the time. Seeing him sitting there like a god, with his hands on his knees and his legs crossed on the futon, like a monk, he suddenly sneered and said, "Haha, you should Don’t you think you can ascend to heaven by sitting like this?”
Xue Ling frowned, and continued to meditate with her eyes closed, as if Xiao Qingya didn't exist.
Xiao Qingya laughed a few times and felt bored, so she stopped laughing, crazy, if she could ascend to heaven and become a god, your master wouldn't be so old and still in the Taoist temple. It was morning, and she approached step by step with a broom, and finally Standing in front of Xueling, he bent down and stared at his closed eyes, oh my god, even his eyelashes are so curled up, he is really a crime-inducing man, suddenly with a wicked heart, he made a posture of falling down on purpose: "Ah!" With a scream, she rushed towards Xueling, wow!The beautiful man's body feels different when hugged, oh my god, his face is so slippery.
Xue Ling opened her eyes, calmly, and said calmly, "You can get up now!"
At this moment Xiao Qingya was hugging Xue Ling's body, her face was constantly licking Xue Ling's handsome face, when she heard Xue Ling's words, she was immediately poured cold water, damn it, are you a man?Don't know Heroes Save the Beauty?At this moment you should gently lift me up, and then gently ask me 'are you okay? ’, he was so puzzled, got up helplessly, stared into his eyes and said, “Do you know why the ancestors created men and women?”
Xue Ling ignored her and continued to close her eyes.
"Men and women should take off their clothes and lie on the bed, do you understand? It's not like you, if all the men in the world are like you, who will reproduce in the next generation?" Xiao Qingya kept preaching, and found that the other party's eyelashes Didn't move, tsk tsk tsk, what a dead wood.
Damn it, I don't believe you will keep doing this, angrily grabbing Xue Ling's thigh, this is definitely annoyed, so I don't feel shy at all, but Xue Ling slapped me before I caught it It was opened, he held his painful wrist, shook his head helplessly, and lost, because from the beginning to the end, Xue Ling's eyelashes hadn't moved, a complete loss, this man knew what others were going to do even with his eyes closed.
After sweeping the floor dejectedly, he walked out with his head down, dead man, no, he is not a man, he is absolutely non-human.
hum!Auntie is not so easy to defeat, she has failed so many times, absolute lesson, bloody lesson, standing in the yard, looking at the sky, shouting in her heart, 'I will definitely let him know how good I am! '
Back in the room, looking at Xiaoqiu sitting and drinking tea, he asked strangely as he entered the room: "What are you doing in my room?" Although this Xiaoqiu is only a little over 15 years old, he is still a man, okay? ?Isn't it unreasonable to come to a girl's room all the time?Want someone to gossip?
"You haven't paid for the things I bought for you in the morning, and I forgot to ask for them, give them to me quickly!" Xiao Qiu didn't say much, and reached out his hand in front of Xiao Qingya.
Yes, Xiaoqiu can go down the mountain to buy things, suddenly his eyes widened, and finally he laughed: "Hahahaha, yes, Xiaoqiu!" Excitedly took his hand: "Where are there Lanhua nearby? "Xue Ling, you are doomed this time, and your beautiful image is about to crumble.
Xiaoqiu said without thinking, "There are many mountains behind, but although that thing looks good, I advise you not to touch it!" He withdrew his hand while talking.
"Do you want to see the Guanzhu and the woman?" Said seductively, with two thumbs gesticulating continuously, he knew that Xiaoqiu and the Guanzhu couldn't get along, and what he said, he saved himself , indicating that he is with his master, and they all hope to see the master have a different expression, like a normal person.
Xiaoqiu sighed helplessly, he really admired this woman, he raised his eyebrows and said, "The Master will never be with a woman no matter what..." As soon as he said this, he opened his mouth wide, and looked at Xiao Qingya in disbelief: " Lanhua?"
Xiao Qingya nodded: "I'm telling you, I'm helping him, really, how can such an excellent man like him stay in this place all his life, right? And you are all orphans he took in, and none of you miss him Like a normal man?"
Xiaoqiu kept backing away, his eyes widened in horror: "But if this happens, the temple master will be sad!"
"Come on, once a man has sex with a woman, he will look like a normal person in the future!" Xiao Qingya kept persuading Xiaoqiu. Of course, without Xiaoqiu's help, she would not be able to complete this arduous task by herself.
Xiaoqiu still shook his head: "Forget it, the temple master will kill me when the time comes!"
"Why don't you know how to repay your kindness?" Xiao Qingya approached Xiaoqiu. The two were about the same height, but Xiaoqiu was always a child, easy to deceive, and he was an orphan who understood his master's wish, so Xiaoqiu It was Qing Ya who came to him, and...he loves money!
Xiaoqiu was not afraid, and stared into Xiao Qingya's eyes: "The master's medical skills are superb, you can't get it at all!"
Hearing what Xiaoqiu said, Xiao Qingya knew that it was a success, and said with a bet: "Well, make a bet, if he really has "that and that" with a woman, you give me 100 taels, and if he doesn't have a relationship with a woman in the end If you say 'that', I'll give you 100 taels!" While speaking, he took out a 100 taels of silver note, my money, is it worth it?No, it must be worth it, he will definitely sleep with a woman, and I have a way to make him poisoned by Lanhua.
As soon as Xiaoqiu's eyes lit up, he reached out to take the bank note in Xiao Qingya's hand, but seeing Xiao Qingya put it into his arms again, he said firmly: "You are destined to give me this money!"
Xiao Qingya took out 20 taels and handed it to Xiaoqiu: "You take this and go find a woman!"
Xiaoqiu's eyes lit up again, and he quickly put the money into his arms: "I'll go right away!" He smiled and ran out
"Wait!" A few strides forward and grabbed Xiaoqiu's sleeve, Xiao Qingya glared at him: "I haven't finished talking yet, let's find two more storytellers, remember!"
"Why are you looking for a storyteller?" Xiao Qiu looked at Xiao Qingya strangely.
"Go as soon as I tell you to go. Storytellers are cheap. Go quickly. When you come back, take them to the woodshed in the backyard. I'll go find you as soon as it gets dark at night, and then we'll make plans!" Xiao Qingya showed a wicked smile, Xue Ling , What will the world say about you this time?Can't bear the loneliness at last?Whoring?I also brought it to a sacred place like the Taoist Temple, wow, it's so beautiful, this time, I'll see if you're good or not.
Xiao Qiu scratched the back of his head, took a strange look at Xiao Qingya, and strode out, just find a prostitute, what else do you need a storyteller?And there are still two, tsk tsk tsk, storytellers, you can find them under the bridge.
Seeing that Xiaoqiu had left, Xiao Qingya ran towards the back hill excitedly.
Seeing that it was still dark, Xiao Qingya walked into Xue Ling's room with a broom. Ah, I really can't bear it. Who in the world can bear the kind of life he lives?
"Who allowed you to come in?" Xue Ling said such a sentence without even opening her eyes.
Xiao Qingya didn't take it seriously, didn't she already know that he can see without using eyes?So he didn't care, walked in with a broom, and found that his room was even more clean and tidy, without any dust on the ground, and said in a cold voice, "Sweep the floor!"
"It's very clean here, you don't need to sweep it, get out!" It was the first time Xueling spoke in such an unmannered manner, it can be seen that he still has a temper.
Xiao Qingya walked to Xue Ling's side, and poked his shoulder with her hand.
Xue Ling took a deep breath, as if she was enduring something, she opened her eyes and raised her head to look at Xiao Qingya, with no expression on her face.
Xiao Qingya pointed to the ground.
Following her fingers, Xue Ling clenched her fists unconsciously, looked at the two rows of muddy footprints, then looked at Xiao Qingya's muddy shoes, took another deep breath, He said nonchalantly: "Clean up and get out quickly, lonely men and widows, how decent is it?"
My aunt never fights uncertain battles, so before I came here, I thought that the Taoist temple is so clean, and his house should be clean, so I deliberately made mud full of shoes, see if you have a reason to drive me away, listen After Xue Ling's words, she swept up again and again, very inattentive, dead man, closed his eyes again, his voice was so nice, why didn't he talk much?After getting very close, he threw away the broom, stretched out his hands, and hugged Xueling fiercely: "Ah... my feet slipped!"
Xueling felt the pain in her chest, and pushed Xiao Qingya away. Although there was no expression on her face, there was impatience in her eyes, and no one would be able to see it if she didn't look carefully. She continued to meditate with her eyes closed, and said coldly Said: "I don't want to have a second time!"
The goal was achieved, Xiao Qingya stuck out her tongue, dead man, you will know how powerful your aunt is at night, after sweeping the dirt off the ground with all her strength, seeing that the sun hadn't set yet, she snickered a few times, walked to a place where there was no one, and Opening the Taoist robe, I saw several holes in the glutinous rice skin covering the Lanhua vines, slowly took out the glutinous rice skin and Lanhua vines and threw them on the ground, then pulled out a piece of animal fur on the chest, and It's good to have this piece of animal skin, otherwise I will be pierced, why do I do this?Of course he didn't want to be smelled by him. Although the orchid flower vines are colorless and odorless, he was afraid that his nose would be too sensitive, so he baked a piece of skin with glutinous rice paste and put it on the orchid flower vines. No matter how sensitive his nose is, he couldn't smell it.
(End of this chapter)
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