Super Seminary's Hanging and Beating the Heavens

Chapter 43
"Name?"

"Liu Chuang."

"age?"

"32."

"gender?"

"You can't see for yourself!"

"gender?"

"female?"

"You are so blind! Are you playing with me?"

Liu Feng: "What are you crazy about? Is this where you are crazy?"

Liu Chuang paused and became quiet.

"gender?"

"male!"

"unit?"

"Are you finished?" Liu Chuang yelled, acting impatient.

Although it was not the first time for him to come to a place like the police station, every time he came, it always made him irritable.

"I really thought you were afraid of you if you dared to be here with me with a little strength. I'm not afraid to tell you that I have dozens of brothers outside." Liu Chuang said arrogantly.

"Oh, so you are awesome?" Liu Feng said lightly.

"Stop talking nonsense, when can I go out?" Liu Chuang asked.

"The nature of your fights is extremely bad. Don't even think about going out within three to five days!" Liu Feng laughed.

"What? You want to detain me for so long? Do you know that dozens of brothers outside me are still waiting for me!" Liu Chuang said angrily.

"Don't threaten me, you are still a younger brother in front of me now." Liu Feng said coldly, pressing his hands on Liu Chuang's body, he couldn't move at all, and even had difficulty breathing.

"Brother, don't... I was wrong, I was wrong..." Liu Chuang immediately begged for mercy.

Liu Feng stopped.

"Then let's continue to make notes!" Liu Feng said seriously.

"well……"

……

After finishing the notes, Liu Feng wanted to leave, but Liu Chuang stopped him and asked, "Big brother, is it true that you said that the kitchen knife chopped bullets?"

"You'll know when you go back and watch the news." Liu Feng said lightly with his back to Liu Chuang, and walked out of the recording room.

Liu Chuang heaved a sigh of relief, and said to himself, "Why is this person so scary? Just look at him, right?"

He was almost out of breath by Liu Feng's momentum just now, and Liu Chuang still hasn't recovered yet.

Be sure to read the news after you go out...

Liu Feng looked at the time, it was already six o'clock in the evening.

I should get off work too.

In the afternoon, Qilin gave Liu Feng a lot of freedom when arranging her work.

The euphemism is - I know, you are very busy.

This seemed to be specially arranged by Lao Qi.

At this moment, Qilin made a phone call.

Qilin: "Hey, Liu Feng, you should be off work by now."

Liu Feng: "Well, what's wrong?"

Qilin: "I have something to do today, so I won't go to that awesome...uh... awesome house."

This is the first time that Qilin has pronounced the awesome name, and she feels an indescribable sense of disobedience.

"Oh."

After hanging up the phone, Liu Feng went to buy food and went back.

......

"Damn it, come out!" Liu Feng yelled.

At this time, a native dog ran over immediately, looking at Li Liufeng in panic and fear.

What did he call me for?Could it be that I will be stewed tonight!
No, this dog can't stay here.

Fuck, I'm ready to run away.

Liu Feng shook his head and said, "It seems that you haven't made up your mind yet!"

"Are you going to stew me?" Fuck asked with a look of fear.

"Your dog meat has changed its taste a long time ago, even if I stew it, it won't taste good." Liu Feng explained.

"Then why did you ask me to come here?" Fuck, there was no slack.

"Hey, of course I turned you into flesh to save the earth." Liu Feng laughed.

"What do you mean? Could it be that the aliens you often talk about are real?" He said with a shocked expression.

It has long discovered that Liu Feng is different from ordinary people.

I have seen the scene of him coming back from the dead with my own eyes. It would be a hell of an ordinary human being.

You don't have to believe it, but you can't believe it, after all, even more unreasonable things happened to me.

Isn't it strange that it is a dog that can speak human language?

Gouzi carefully thinks about the relationship.

"Oh my god! If the aliens are coming over, don't we all die!"

"No!"

"This dog managed to survive, how could it go back and die?"

Fuck, I yelled twice in despair, and ran out quickly.

"Come back!" Liu Feng shouted.

Gouzi was stimulated by a thick voice, his scalp was numb, startled, and walked back trembling.

"Brother Feng, please spare me! I just want to find a safe place to hide and sleep." Fuck, it seems that I have seen through the dog's life, and I have no confidence in life.

Even if you watch it a hundred times, you won't be able to slow down.

"Since you know that the aliens will come over, you have to change your body! Don't think about how to sit and eat and wait to die." Liu Feng said seriously to the trough.

"What's the use of my dog ​​being turned into flesh? I'll die if I'm cut by that frail old cunt! Let alone aliens." He said.

"It is useful, why is it useless? You are so useful, as long as you become fleshy, you can block a few more bullets from alien dogs." Liu Feng said solemnly.

"No!" Gouzi yelled with despair on his face.

It finally understood why Liu Feng didn't stew himself earlier, it turned out that he wanted to block bullets for him by himself!

It could see that Liu Feng had already planned it by letting him follow him that day.This old Yinbi is very bad!

Why are you abusing this dog so much?
I am not reconciled!
"Brother Feng, don't you have the ability to not die? Why don't you block it? Obviously, Brother Feng, your brilliance has already surpassed me, a lazy dog, by a thousand times, and my existence hinders you. Hasn't it hindered your development?" Fuck me, I continued to laugh, eyes full of desire to survive.

"To tell you the truth, Gouzi, I am actually the one who can make you speak human language and make your physical fitness surpass that of human beings. So, I have worked so hard to make you so strong, how can you not help me?" ? Look at me, do you look like the kind of person who joked about your life?" Liu Feng said "seriously".

"Like!" Fuck said.And I was shocked by Liu Feng's methods in my heart.

It turns out that this is not the awakening of my divine power, but Liu Feng's fault!
He really wants to fight some aliens himself.

No, it doesn't even count as hitting, it's purely to let yourself block bullets!

That's abominable!

"Don't be so desperate, you want me, brother trade wind. As the saying goes, brother trade wind, you have eternal life." Liu Feng said.

Fuck, secretly said: "I believe your grandma has eternal life!"

"As long as you follow Brother Feng, what kind of bitch don't you have? The most important thing is, I'm not the kind who insists on you going to the battlefield and me to kill the Quartet. I just want you to do some war aid, such as rescue Saving people or something." Liu Feng laughed.

Hearing that, he said weakly: "Brother Feng, I haven't read any books, I've only watched a few episodes of "Desperate Housewives". I don't have much education, so don't lie to me."

"I, Liu Feng, am I that kind of person? Even if war comes, your body can't help me block bullets."

"Let me tell you, the ones who are going to invade the earth are a group of aliens who like to cause death. If they come, not only humans will die on the earth."

"No living thing escapes."

"Don't you want to see all the bitches in this world die under their weapons?"

"do you want?"

He yelled out: "I don't want to, I want to fight! I want to save the earth!"

"That's right, you've finally come to your senses. It's really right for God to arrange for you and me to meet."

"Since I can make your dog spit out people's words, I can do more. Don't worry, dog, you will not just be a meat shield. You have to believe in yourself, you can do it every day!"

"Remember the dog, from today onwards, you must be a good dog. One day you and I will stand on top of the world and use the strongest force to tell those alien dogs that those who offend me on earth, even though they are far away Must be executed!"

Liu Feng shouted forcefully.

Fuck, I suddenly felt my blood boil, I wish I could pick up the kitchen knife and have a life-and-death battle with the aliens.

"Brother Feng, I know!"

"Made, whoever offends our earth will be punished no matter how far away!"

"Made!"

Gouzi is not as desperate as before, but full of fighting spirit.

It will be the hero of the earth!

Liu Feng looked shocked, and secretly said: "Fuck, this is okay?"

"Well, shit, you are very good, as long as you follow me, the two of us will definitely go down in history!"

"When your descendants... Hougou, when they read your name, how proud they will be!"

Liu Feng continued.

"Yeah, brother Feng, the earth is a beautiful place, and I absolutely don't allow anyone to take his idea."

Fuck, the sense of justice hidden in my heart was aroused, and I was limped by Liu Feng. Fuck, I put away all the previous prejudices against Liu Feng, and since then I have embarked on a road of no return with Liu Feng.

……

"The dog will cook with me first. First, I will teach you how to fill your stomach before you can go to the sun." Liu Feng walked in with the food.

He has already decided that he wants to teach Fuck to learn how to be a dog like a person.

To make him different from ordinary dogs, so that he can make himself the master look more face.

"Yes, Brother Feng!"

One person and one dog walked into the kitchen.

"By the way, you are no longer an ordinary dog, you should be able to walk upright, right?" Liu Feng asked.

The potion I brought back is comparable to Wang Crazy Xiaomi's level.Fuck it's impossible not to walk upright.

"Yes, Brother Feng, now I don't feel like a dog, but like a dog spirit on TV. But I'm afraid of being discovered, so I always keep my original appearance." Fuck replied.

"Later, we will pick out a dress that looks better for you, and then we will practice." Liu Feng laughed.

As soon as I heard about cultivation, my spirits were instantly rejuvenated.

Now this dog feels like he can hit ten at a time without practicing, so wouldn't it be...fuck, I want to fight at the rhythm of a hundred!

Fuck, flirting, very happy, wagging his tail, his confidence increased greatly, and a wretched smile appeared on his face.

At this moment, he suddenly decided, since the aliens are coming, why should he be a human shield? I want to fight a hundred aliens, and the dog paw will kill them!
Brother Feng, don't worry, this dog will definitely let you see the strength of this dog!
Aliens? Are you ready for Ben to growl...hehehehe...

"Look, I'll teach you how to cook."

"First wash the chicken, potatoes, tomatoes...all clean."

"Then it's cutting."

"Don't underestimate the cut vegetables, it is very particular, you have to cut it like this, you can't cut it like this... Do you understand?"

Fuck: "I understand a little, I understand a little..."

"Then, oil, fire, these things must be well controlled, neither too much nor too little...you look after it..."

"This trick is called stir-frying..."

"This trick is called the wind-like sword technique..."

"This trick is called New Oriental Stir-fry..."

……

Then one dish after another flew into the plate under Liu Feng's smooth operation, and the fragrance filled the room.

Fuck, I completely forgot what cooking I was going to learn, and my mouth is watering.

"understand?"

Fuck: "I understand a little, I understand a little..."

Liu Feng said: "Take good care of yourself, so that you can fight aliens with me, it's ok, you bring these things to the dining table, and we will have dinner when Niubi comes back!"

"Yes, Brother Feng!" He said seriously.As soon as it hears about fighting aliens, it has as much energy as it wants.

Fuck, even though he was serving food, he didn't dare to steal it.

From the moment it decided to follow Liu Feng to fight aliens, it vowed to be strict with itself and to be a disciplined dog.

As Liu Feng said, it must be a "good dog".

But I really want to eat! What should I do?
Just eat it secretly, Liu Feng won't find out.

"Damn it, don't try to steal it. Anyway, if you want to steal it, you have to use chopsticks or something. How can you eat it later?" Liu Feng's voice came from the kitchen.

Fuck, I was slightly taken aback.

Oh my God!

Brother Feng, you are so awesome, don’t want it, you can know that I want to steal it even if we are separated by a wall, it’s so terrifying!

Damn it, he took a deep breath and silently withdrew his hand.

Brother Feng is awesome, it seems that this dog still needs to work hard!
Damn it, I walked to the cupboard, took a pair of chopsticks, and fiddled with them.

Learn how humans use chopsticks.

"so hard!"

Forget it without chopsticks.

Pick up the knife and fork, push the high stool, and climb up to it.

Clipped a piece of paper in front of his chest hair, which looked a lot like a napkin.

Use a fork to pierce a piece of chicken onto a plate.

Sure enough, stealing food still has a sense of ritual...

Liu Feng was already standing behind the fucker at the moment, looking at him with very gratified eyes.

Liu Feng felt that he had a great sense of accomplishment.Being able to lead a black-bellied and wretched dog into the right path is simply benefiting the world!
I, Liu Feng, have worked so hard!
"Fuck, Brother Feng, you're here so soon." Fuck, he jumped off the stool and said with a grin.

"Cover that thing up, and I'll take you to buy clothes." Liu Feng said coldly and handsomely.

"Okay Brother Feng."

He said seriously.

Do it immediately.

One person and one dog went to the street.

"By the way, Brother Feng, should I walk on two legs or four?"

"You can just walk on two legs now, don't panic." Liu Feng said, "But it's better not to talk about people now, lest someone has bad intentions against you."

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　　As long as everyone is strong enough, I will explode during the winter vacation!
　　
　
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