Super Seminary's Hanging and Beating the Heavens

Chapter 44 Life must have a sense of ritual

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

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Liu Feng and Fuck were walking on the street, and the shock of passers-by came to their ears.

"Brother Feng, it's not good, everyone here seems to know me?" He said in a low voice, with a vigilant look on his face.

As a dog who can spit out people's words, it can't be exposed!He knows that there are creatures like scientists in this human society.

It is said that scientists especially like to catch creatures with outstanding specialties and take them to be dissected. It doesn't want to be brought to the dog so soon!
"Brother Feng, shall we go back?" He said nervously.

Although the voice was very low, Liu Feng's hearing was extraordinary, so he could naturally hear what the hell was going on.

"Don't panic, they just expressed their amazement at your ability to walk upright." Liu Feng explained.

At first, I panicked a lot, but now after listening to Liu Feng's words, I suddenly feel that the whole dog is stable.

In human terms, it is - as stable as a dog!
Soon, Liu Feng walked around the whole (street) with me, but couldn't find clothes that were suitable for me.

There's no way, the current stature is really too small, the height is less than [-] centimeters.This question was something Liu Feng hadn't thought of just now.

"Since we can't find it, I'll buy you a set online." Liu Feng said.

You can contact the manufacturer to customize a set, and there is no need to go shopping so much trouble.

Fortunately, online shopping is available in this world, otherwise Liu Feng would have to be troubled by many things.

"That's fine." Fuck me, I said to Liu Feng that I agreed.

One person and one dog will go back.

When the two were walking home, a voice stopped Liu Feng.

"Little brother, wait a moment!" A man in a suit with a birdcage in his hand called out to Liu Feng.

You told me to wait and I will wait? Who are you?I do not know you……

Liu Feng didn't care about him, and continued to walk to the other side of the red street light with the dog.

The man in the suit immediately gave chase.

"Little brother, wait a moment!" The man walked up to Liu Feng and said out of breath.

"What are you going to do? I'm very busy." Liu Feng said lightly, and he was busy taking the dog back to practice and saving the earth. Do you know that time is precious.

"Don't worry, I just want to ask brother, how did you train a dirt dog to walk upright?" The man in the suit laughed.It seems like a treasure has been found.

"If there is nothing else, we will leave first." Liu Feng said impatiently.

"Hey...don't worry, little brother, I am doing animal performances, this is my business card, little brother, you can train a dog to such an extent, it must be skilled, do you want to think about it?" My job and salary are negotiable." The man in the suit said with a grin.He took his business card and handed it to Liu Feng.

"No, I'm not free." Liu Feng said, and was about to leave with the dog.

"Come on, little brother, you haven't considered the salary I'm going to pay, I'll give you... huh... Where is the person?" The man in the suit said, but found that Liu Feng and Fuck had disappeared, "What the hell? .”

Now Liu Feng has returned to Niubi's house with a shit.

"Brother Feng, I really scared this dog to death just now, I thought he was your human scientist." He slumped on the sofa and said like the rest of his life.

"Don't worry, scientists don't have time to care about you." Liu Feng said while shopping online.

Ever since, Liu Feng immediately finished the matter.The size, color, and style of the clothes are all clearly stated, so there should be nothing wrong with them.

Just waiting for the merchant to deliver the express delivery.

Sure enough, online shopping is convenient!
Speaking of which, the technology in this world has reached the level of opening wormholes and using wormholes to carry them. I wonder if there will be online shopping in the future. Once you buy something, it will be delivered to your home within three seconds through the wormhole?
If so, it would be really convenient.

Of course, this kind of thing is just Liu Feng's random thinking.

"Fuck, come here! I have something for you." Liu Feng said in a deep voice.

Fuck, you have a serious face, and you have expectations in your heart, what will Brother Feng want to give me?
Is it the magic knife that seconds the air?
Or is it the Excalibur that kills the air every second?
So excited!

Fuck me, is the road to day and day about to start?
So it walked up to Liu Feng with a serious face.

"Here, these two magic books are "How Steel Is Tempered" and "Would You Love Me If I Were a DJ?" Liu Feng took out these two long-prepared magic books from his clothes.

Don't underestimate these two books, this is the miraculous skill created by Liu Feng after observing He Dachun's "King Kong Boy Skill" and Wang Feng's "real music" in the world of "Assassin Wu Liuqi".Moreover, these two exercises were improved by Liu Feng, and they can be practiced by both human beings and upright intelligent creatures that have been irradiated by the genes of Stan.

Just like the good cat in the second part of "Assassin Wu Liuqi" "The Strongest Barber", it can also practice human beings.

In order to create these two magical skills, Liu Feng went crazy for no less than fifteen times.

And if these two magical skills are practiced to the extreme, they can really be compared to [Tathagata God's Palm].

Of course, Liu Feng's current [Tathagata God's Palm] has surpassed the creator of this palm technique, and he has already had his own understanding of the power in it.On this long road of martial arts, he has blazed his own path.

Liu Feng's [Tathagata Divine Palm] is no longer the original [Tathagata Divine Palm].It can be said to be an advanced version of [Tathagata Palm].

But what Liu Feng wanted was to cultivate immortals, and he would keep the words of martial arts, and he might be able to match them with immortal cultivation in the future.

As for systemic discord?
Liu Feng is not afraid at all, because he has an immortal body. As long as he dies a few more times, he can use the skill of the immortal body to extract the essence and discard the dross, and perfectly integrate martial arts with other systems.

As for his own ability, Liu Feng can be regarded as very clear now, but he no longer does various tests like when he just got the ability.

Closer to home.

Fuck, I took the two magical skills and started to observe them carefully.

"Brother Feng, this... is so profound! I can only understand the pictures in it, what should I do?" I'm a little disappointed, human characters are too difficult to understand, and with his current wisdom, he can only understand human words at most. Words are not good at all, especially Chinese, which is even more troublesome for dogs.

Liu Feng had thought of this situation a long time ago, and said lightly: "Don't panic, take your time, and I will explain it to you in detail when Niubi comes back."

"That's right, brother Feng, I'm so touched!" Fuck, I burst into tears suddenly.

Liu Feng was so kind to him back then, he not only brought him back, but also gave him food and clothing, and now he has to teach him how to live the day, and he also has magic tricks to practice.

At the beginning, all of us judged the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, thinking how come Brother Yinfeng, I am too fucking a dog!
I swear from today, if Brother Rifeng is useful to get my own place in the future, even if it is going up the mountain of swords and down the frying pan, I will not hesitate!
Liu Feng frowned slightly when he saw the serious expression on the face, what was this dog thinking?so serious
"Okay, go and see if that awesome old Yinbi has come back. He should be off work at this point." Liu Feng said.

"Yes, Brother Feng!" Damn it, he immediately stood at attention to Liu Feng and saluted a standard military salute.Go out with a goose step.

Liu Feng exclaimed: "Fuck..."

"Brother Feng, do you have any other orders?" Hearing Liu Feng call his name, he immediately turned around with a questioning expression on his face.

Liu Feng waved his hand and said, "Go! I was just expressing my surprise."

Fuck, I immediately understood what Liu Feng meant. I understand, Brother Feng, you are training my hearing! I can already feel that the day is getting closer.

So he walked out with a serious face, opened his powerful sense of smell, and smelled the smell of that old cunt everywhere.

Liu Feng was sitting at the computer desk at this time, and he couldn't help sighing: "You dog, you have changed..."

"Brother Feng, you are so awesome, that awesome old Yinbi is back." Fuck, he ran back and called, showing admiration to Liu Feng.

"Oh..." Liu Feng was taken aback for a moment, what's so surprising about this?
Doesn't he often go home at this point?
Liu Feng looked at the admiration he had for him, and it was hard to break through, so he nodded silently.

Fuck, secretly said: "Brother Feng really deserves to be Brother Feng, he can not change his face under the praise of this dog, how mighty!"

Remember how stupid you were back then!
Hey……

Fuck now, the closer I feel to Liu Feng, the more I realize that Liu Feng is unfathomable. The terrifying look in his eyes last time may not be the limit of Brother Feng at all.

I didn't understand the might of Feng Ge before, but now I understand, this dog really can't describe his mood!
"By the way, Brother Feng, do you want to show off my abilities in front of Niubi later?" He asked blandly.

Liu Feng thought for a while and said, "Now don't speak human words in front of him. Although that old Yinbi can be regarded as one of his own, I'm a little worried that he won't be able to keep his mouth shut and will expose you in advance."

"I understand Brother Feng!" Fuck said.

1 minute later.

"Liu Feng, damn it, I'm back!" Niubi ran back with a dusty look.

He was starving to death, all he could think about was the delicious food at Liu Feng's table.

"Hey, why didn't I see your police sister today?" Niu Pi walked into the room and asked without seeing Qi Lin.

"She has something to do today, so she didn't come over."

"Speed ​​up, wash your hands, and dinner is ready," Liu Feng said.

"O few K's!" Niubi chuckled, already hungry and thirsty.

So, dinner.

Liu Feng, there is one person and one dog, a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, a piece of toilet paper is clamped in front of his chest, and a red wine glass is placed next to his right hand, which is filled with Coke.

"Fuck, shit, you actually have such skills? Fuck..." Niubi came out, looking at the scene in front of him in shock.

"That's not because you, Brother Feng, I have taught you well. Now you have a lot of human skills, so from today, it will be served on the table." Liu Feng said.

Immediately, I showed a big smile to Niubi, and shouted: "Wangwang..."

"Fuck, awesome! Liu Feng, how did you do it? Also, why don't you miss Yin Liufeng now? Why are you so obedient?" Niubi expressed his great shock at today's shit , the whole person was almost really dumbfounded.

"Wangwang..." Fuck, he looked angry, he hated the fact that he wanted Brother Yinfeng when others mentioned it the most.

Now that the dog has changed his ways, he has become a follower of Brother Feng. You'd better respect me, or I will bite you!
Seeing the wrathful expression on his face, Niubi actually felt a sense of crisis.

This dog can't be messed with? Why does it have such a powerful momentum with such a small body? I'm actually a little scared?
Niubi swallowed his saliva: "Pretend I didn't say it."

Sit down and get ready to eat right away.

"Brother Feng, what did you teach it, I think it is so awesome now!?" Niubi asked.Regarding Liu Feng's unexpected abilities, he also changed his name to "Brother Feng".Normally he doesn't bark, except when practicing.

"Not to mention, I taught it a lot of human skills, and I will teach him to speak human language later." Liu Feng said while picking up a piece of chicken with chopsticks, putting it on the plate, and eating gracefully with a knife and fork. .

"Speaking in human terms, is this okay?" Niubi expressed doubts.

"Then just wait and see." Liu Feng said seriously.

Immediately, Niubi was stunned for a moment, although Brother Feng, you can chop bullets with a kitchen knife, but it doesn't mean you can teach a dog to speak human language!
But he didn't say anything more, he just expressed his surprise at this matter.

After all, it is my highest pursuit in life to be able to learn powerful kung fu from Liu Feng and apply for the female president's bodyguard.

After dinner.

Liu Feng came downstairs with awesomeness and shit.

"It's awesome, you go and practice "Wulang Bagua Stick" a hundred times before you talk."

"Fuck, come here, I'll give you a good explanation of these two kung fu books!"

Liu Feng said.

"Two books of Kung Fu? Brother Feng, you want to teach a dog two books of Kung Fu?"

"Brother Feng, you are biased!"

Immediately, he was so upset that Liu Feng was partial to a dog and asked him to practice two martial arts.

Besides, can it practice well?

Niubi strongly dissatisfied with this!
It's better to be compared to being human, but being a dog... hmph... I'm so awesome, I have to practice the four magic skills.

"What are you talking about, you have to lay your foundation first, otherwise when the aliens come, you won't even have the energy to run!" Liu Feng said coldly, showing a cold expression.

Niubi was taken aback, he had never seen Liu Feng so domineering before, his legs were so frightened that his legs went weak.

Roll aside obediently.

Niubi immediately realized that he didn't even have Xiaocheng in "Wulang Bagua Stick", so what qualifications do he have to practice other martial arts?

As the saying goes, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. I have played so many games, and I still understand this truth.

You can't be too greedy, otherwise you will have nothing, just like playing games before, killing a person and wanting to chase the blood again, but in the end it wasn't that he was killed by a kite...

It turns out that Liu Feng did it for his own good!

But why does he always like to talk about aliens?
Alien, where are you?

Why are you here to hit me!
(End of this chapter)