don't mess with me

Chapter 143 Watching Movies

It can be seen that Lula is very dissatisfied with me for not helping Yang Jian in the fight. She must have regarded me as the kind of master who said nothing about her brother's loyalty and ran away as soon as she moved.

Yang Jian said: "Even if he wants to help, I won't agree. I don't have the habit of bullying the few with more."

I broke down and said, "That's not the crux of the problem, okay? Even if I help, I can't hurt a single hair of him, okay?" Hard power is not as good as others, you can pick up a brick, wine bottle or something to bluster and bluster can always work, and the six-eared macaque is not a Sanda champion, he will clean him up if he is afraid of a group of hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals. Isn't beating me like slapping a mosquito to death?
Yang Jian ordered a few dishes casually, sat on the side and continued to feel dejected. The fight between him and the six-eared macaque was like a demon.

Seeing him like this, Lula was displeased and said, "It's really boring if you keep doing this, let's eat!"

I hurriedly interrupted: "Don't talk about him, you don't have an opponent who will fight against you for the rest of your life, and finally kill you in seconds and show off your superiority?"

Lula said, "I seldom attend class reunions."

"Pfft—" This girl is quite sharp.

Lula waved his hand and said, "Forget it, forget it. In order to add a little tragic color to your defeat, I allow you to order a bottle of beer."

Yang Jian also laughed, this is the first time I have seen Erlang laugh...

I pretended to be surprised and said: "You have a way of explaining people. I thought you had to tell the history of revolutionaries, and talk about failure is the mother of success. It started with how many operations you failed."

Lula said: "If that's the case, I would have been beaten to death by the patient's family!" She asked me, "Oh right, I don't have time that day, did you go to your grandparents' house in the end?"

"went."

"How do you explain that I didn't go?"

"Uh, I found a girl temporarily."

Lula widened her eyes and said, "You didn't pay for one, did you?"

"No, a friend."

Lula blinked and said, "What kind of friend, someone with a normal relationship is willing to help you with this kind of favor?"

I was speechless: "If you want the kind of relationship, why should I use you? Don't forget that you are my girlfriend in name now, are you going to play tricks on someone?"

Lula smiled and said, "That's right."

While talking, my phone rang. I looked down and saw that it was Niu Xiaoyu, and I couldn't help scratching my head. I thought we would have nothing to do in the future. What can she do with me?
Seeing that my expression was wrong, Lula asked, "The phone on the wall?"

"what?"

"Aren't you going out of the wall?"

I ignored her, Niu Xiaoyu said loudly after picking up the phone: "Why did you disappear again?"

"I..." I don't know what to say, in fact, we haven't seen each other for two days since we broke up, and besides, I'm not WIFI, so why "disappear" again?

Niu Xiaoyu lowered his voice and said, "Are you still angry with me?"

"No."

"really?"

"Really not." I didn't even know what to be angry about. After the vixen and the six-eared macaque approached me, Niu Xiaoyu and I were attacked. Niu Xiaoyu preconceived that those people came for her money, so let me Don't meet her again, I believe she is out of good intentions and sincerely, now it seems that I shouldn't agree so happily, even if it's just to support the facade, who doesn't like to listen to the bold words of the vows of the mountain alliance?Niu Xiaoyu thought I was really afraid that she would hurt me, so he left in a fit of anger. I don't care. Anyway, the two of us have a tortuous acquaintance process. At most, we can be regarded as ordinary friends. Niu Xiaoyu is destined to be a senior Bai Fumei Then I will continue to be my dick, I don’t plan to counterattack and I don’t want to be a backup, so I can’t be angry at all.

Niu Xiaoyu said: "Where are you, I'll go play with you."

"You still dare to play with me?"

"What do you mean?"

"Forget it, come if you want, I'm on Xisi Road, what's the name of this very famous..."

"It's just the home cooking, right?"

"You know what?"

"Do you really think I'm not human? Wait for me."

Lula waited for me to hang up the phone and said with a smile: "It seems that this must be an affair, how eager is the girl?"

"Don't talk nonsense, you are not from the same road."

When the food was served, Lula said, "Let's wait for your friend."

I raised my chopsticks and said, "Don't wait, she definitely won't eat this food."

While talking, a BMW stopped at the door, and Niu Xiaoyu walked in with boundless beauty, which attracted the gazes of all the diners.Lula poked me hard: "Look, look, beauty Xiangche!"

I put my head down...

Lula asked in surprise, "Couldn't this be your friend?"

Niu Xiaoyu rushed to me excitedly and said, "Xiaoqiang!"

Lula murmured, "Really!"

I waved and said, "Sit down, let me introduce you, this is Lula, this is the second brother."

"Lu...la?" Niu Xiaoyu asked suspiciously.

Lula smiled and said, "I am Xiaoqiang's 'girlfriend'."

Niu Xiaoyu immediately patted his head and said, "Yes, I also pretended to be you."

The two girls looked at each other and smiled.

Yang Jian muttered, "Can you be more serious about your relationship?"

Lula greeted Niu Xiaoyu and said, "You haven't eaten yet, let's go together."

Niu Xiaoyu picked up his chopsticks unceremoniously and said, "Okay."

I said unexpectedly: "Your father doesn't care about you at noon?"

Niu Xiaoyu curled his lips and said, "He didn't take care of me much."

"Are you used to the food here?"

Niu Xiaoyu said: "You are here again!"

I explained to Lula in a low voice, "Her dad runs a restaurant."

Niu Xiaoyu greeted Lula familiarly: "Sister, are you free today? I heard that you are very busy at work."

Lula said, "I just finished my night shift and I'm off today."

"Oh." Niu Xiaoyu whispered, "If Xiaoqiang takes you to grandparents' house today, I won't be needed."

Lula smiled and said: "Sister, whether Xiaoqiang told you or not about my situation, I have to clarify with you - our relationship is fake, so you don't have to worry about me if you have a plan for the next step."

I patted the table and said, "What are you talking about, eat and eat."

At the end of the meal, Lula suddenly said: "Yang Jian has to follow me later, do you two have any activities?"

I wondered, "Why did he go with you?"

"I have to help him heal."

Yang Jian said anxiously: "But..." He is absolutely worried about leaving me alone now.

Lula poked him and said, "It's nothing but, you're not me, what are you doing with a man all day?"

I signaled Yang Jian to be at ease, after this commotion, Zhan Yifan and his gang should not be interested in looking for me for the time being, and the six-eared macaque will not immediately return to the carbine.

After dinner, Lula dragged Yang Jian away, and I asked Niu Xiaoyu, "Where are we going?"

Niu Xiaoyu thought for a while and said, "Why don't you invite me to watch a movie."

"Watching a movie? What kind of movie do you want to watch? I'll make it up for you on the spot! With such a great writer, you don't have to watch other people make it up?"

Niu Xiaoyu said: "I want to watch action movies!"

"Sadako and the Taoist priest will fight Sanbaihe soon, go back and wait for the update!"

Niu Xiaoyu rolled his eyes and said, "Then I want to watch fantasy movies."

"Sadako and the Taoist priest are fighting Sanbaihe in the sky!"

"Then what if I want to watch a horror movie?"

"Sadako and the Taoist priest fight Sanbaihe without makeup."

Niu Xiaoyu chuckled and said, "Then what if I want to watch a shootout movie? You can't help it this time, right?"

I said, "Sadako and the female Taoist priest were randomly shot to death by the police for not wearing makeup!"

Niu Xiaoyu smiled and said, "You're making an argument, so where are you going?"

I shook my head, the three questions I fear most when getting along with girls are "what to eat", "where to go" and "are you okay", the last one is often because I can't handle the first two questions well after they broke up The greetings, girls in our Chinese department are sometimes quite straightforward.

Niu Xiaoyu held his chin to ponder for a moment and tentatively said, "How about——I invite you to watch a movie?"

I stood up and said, "Let's go."

Niu Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment and caught up with me, "Why are you doing this?"

……

This month is the off-season for movies, and today is not a weekend, so not only are there few people watching movies, but there are only two movies to choose from. One is a comedy made by various familiar domestic comedians. It is a romantic comedy produced by professionals in various bad movies in Hong Kong. Niu Xiaoyu hesitated and chose the latter.

We sat down in two of the best seats, and the quasi-bad movie unfolded without a hitch.A comedian who is full of film and television songs but is full of half a bottle in every line, jumps up and down at the beginning of the performance and pretends to be humorous. On the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, the heroine is set to have just broken up in love, and met the hero in the spirit of not doing anything and dying, and then the two completed their first contact under the mood of mutual hatred and hostility, and then it was all All kinds of lame details designed by the director are aimed at explaining the process of two people falling in love for a long time. In two-thirds of the film, it is no surprise that the hero and heroine turn from hatred to love, and then it takes 5 minutes to create a one-sentence love story. Can clearly explain the misunderstanding, the heroine yelled hysterically, "Say it!" Then covered her ears and howled, "I won't listen, I won't listen" and ran out of the screen...

I was yawning all over the place. To be honest, this movie is not as funny and touching as Sadako and the female Taoist priest without make-up were shot to death...

Niu Xiaoyu was still concentrating on watching, but she twisted on the chair from time to time. I didn't want to watch movies with her because I predicted bad movies, but I think watching movies itself is a very ambiguous way for single men and women. Things, sitting together in the dark, breathing and smelling each other, and hands grabbing popcorn will often touch together inadvertently. If the relationship has reached a certain level, the man can use one of the opportunities to grab the woman It can be said that this kind of opportunity was created by the joint efforts of both parties. If a girl invites you to watch a square dance, then you two will definitely have no chance, at least temporarily...

In order to avoid this kind of misunderstanding and embarrassment, I deliberately bought two packs of popcorn...

But I still sneaked a glance at Niu Xiaoyu, her little hand was placed on the armrest next to me, very close to me, as if waiting for someone to claim it.

I don't know if I grab her hand now, will she take it away, but it seems that she is at least unsuspecting of me, but the main problem is that I don't want to take advantage of this opportunity at all. I put my hand under the seat. It stands to reason that no one likes a girl like Niu Xiaoyu. Why do I have such a strange behavior?
Just when I was thinking wildly, Niu Xiaoyu suddenly leaned to my side and asked in a low voice: "Xiaoqiang, do you like me?"

I was startled, and stammered, "Why did you suddenly think of asking this?"

Niu Xiaoyu stared at the screen, and said in a low voice: "I wanted to ask after watching it, but I really can't stand watching this bad movie!"

(End of this chapter)