don't mess with me

Chapter 144 Spiderman

We know that when most girls ask you if you like her, this is a sign-it means that she probably likes you, otherwise how do you end up if you get an affirmative answer after asking?She must have been prepared to pounce on it long ago. If you make a statement, she will act immediately, which saves a lot of rounds of back and forth between you and me. It is generally suitable for the sister next door to take the initiative to attack the otaku big brother.Of course, there are also those who just ask you casually to make fun of you. This kind of woman is mostly a green tea whore, just use the big pussy in the recently popular "Mom Hit Me Again" to beat her!

I know that Niu Xiaoyu is not a green tea whore. I have experienced this girl's straightforwardness. The problem is that I have never been an otaku since I met Tianjie Doll. I lead a group of gods and demons to bully the underworld every day. I have no Confidently say that I am home.So I believe that I have rich social experience and can handle this matter well. I like Niu Xiaoyu, but it is definitely not the kind of liking she said.

I think I should be more direct at this time, and I must not let other girls misunderstand. I pretended to be light and said: "You won't be 'poisoned' watching this kind of bad movie, right?"

Niu Xiaoyu said softly: "I like you very much..."

"Why?" Now that I have clarified it further, I must first clarify this question!The tall, rich and handsome people in TV and movies often pretend to be surprised and ask the girls who confess to them. They are asking knowingly and pretending to be confused. Of course, they like you. You are tall, rich and handsome, but this question is very important to me. Well, my height, appearance, and income are all in the position I found by turning three pages from the back to the front. Even if Niu Xiaoyu is not on the first page, she must be in the middle of the second page. I am very curious that she has taken a fancy to me. Which is it.Of course I saved her, but she is not the kind of girl who loses her mind when her head gets hot!

Niu Xiaoyu said without hesitation: "I like your humor, kindness and bravery."

I laughed and said, "Looks and money don't seem to be very important when you're selecting a partner, right?"

"It's not important!" Niu Xiaoyu said firmly.That's right, she doesn't lack all of these.

I said earnestly: "Xiao Yu, a relationship between a man and a woman may not be limited to whether he likes it or not. I am very happy when I am with you, and I like you too, but you also understand that it is not that kind of liking. I can't lie to you." you."

Niu Xiaoyu lowered his head and said, "I know the following question is stupid and vulgar, but I still want to know why you don't like me?"

I scratched my head and said, "You appeared too suddenly. I used to live my life in a good way, but I couldn't get used to the sudden appearance of you as a super white and rich beauty. It's like living in a novel."

Niu Xiaoyu said: "I understand a bit, is it my conditions that make you feel insecure?"

"Huh? It doesn't seem to be all..." In a flash, I suddenly understood that I didn't really care too much about Niu Xiaoyu's appearance and wealth. I can treat her as a completely equal friend. As a friend, Niu Xiaoyu is very Excellent, but as a girlfriend, I don't seem to be ready yet.

Niu Xiaoyu turned her head aside and said, "If you don't like it, you don't like it. There are so many reasons!" She got up from her seat and walked out of the auditorium alone.

I shook my head and smiled wryly. Her young lady's temper is also one of the important reasons why I'm flabbergasted, right?
At this time, a man with a round beard who was about my age in the front row suddenly turned around and said to me, "Dude, that girl is not bad!"

I was stunned and said, "What?"

"You're pretty, and your family conditions are good, why are you so hypocritical? In your words, this kind of bad movie can't be 'poisoned', right?"

I said depressedly: "Watch your movie well!"

"To be honest, the dialogue between the two of you is much more exciting than the movie. At least 80 of the 65 ticket price should be on the two of you."

Angry and funny, I stretched out my hand and said, "Then give me the money."

With a round face, Hu said awkwardly: "It hurts to mention money, so let's do it, this is my business card—" He leaned against the chair and slipped a piece of paper to me, introducing himself, "My name is Pei Wei, It's from the 'Tianruoyouqing' marriage agency, if you're really not interested in that girl, you might as well go to my place, and I'll introduce you to a better one."

I laughed and said, "Better? Do you know how much that girl is worth?"

"Don't you like rich people? How about I have a little bird and everything centered on her husband? By the way, if it's convenient, you can also give me the girl's contact information, resource reorganization, my There must be something for her."

I said unhappily: "I still say the same thing, watch your movie carefully, or the value of 15 yuan will be lost for nothing?"

Pei Wei curled his lips and said, "I wouldn't watch such a bad movie if I lost it, and besides, I've watched this movie 4 times!"

"Then you..." Before I finished speaking, Pei Wei stood up with his waist bent, took out a stack of business cards and began to distribute them from the first row. If the other party was single and older, he would say, "Take care of business." If they were a couple He nodded and bowed his head and said "seeking benefits for friends around him". It turned out that he watched 4 movies to focus on developing the customer base.

I was hesitating whether to go to Niu Xiaoyu when the phone rang, and the caller ID was "Wang Fang", so it was probably Liu Xiaoliu who called.

I simply walked out of the screening room, picked up the phone and said, "What's wrong?"

Liu Xiaoliu said anxiously: "Xiaoqiang, come back quickly, Pippi's screaming is not right."

I was suddenly surprised: "Are you going to fall again?"

"It's not sure, probably, it's scratching at the door desperately now."

I walked out of the cinema quickly and said, "I'm afraid it will be too late when I get back. You can borrow Wang Fang's phone for a while, and after you go out, take a taxi and catch up with Pippi. Let's meet again later."

"Okay... hurry up!"

I couldn't care about Niu Xiaoyu anymore, I got into the car and kept calling Wang Fang to find out what was going on with Liu Xiaoliu and Pippi.

Liu Xiaoliu said: "I asked the driver, the road that Pipi runs is called Wangfu Avenue."

I said unexpectedly: "Then we will meet soon! I don't know if Ao Guang can make it." I have already notified Ao Guang that Liu Xiaoliu and I are currently facing each other head to head, only a little more than one kilometer away up.

At this time Liu Xiaoliu said: "Hey, Pippi stopped, probably this is the place."

"Are there many people nearby?" It's past three o'clock in the afternoon, which is the peak time for people's activities. Fortunately, Wangfu Street is relatively remote, but it can't be a street performance.

Liu Xiaoliu said: "There are not many people, Pippi stopped in front of a residential building."

"How many floors?"

"Six floors."

"I'll be there soon!"

Wangfu Street is spacious and deserted, with no commercial buildings on either side. I followed Liu Xiaoliu's description and quickly found the only supermarket here that was of a reasonable size. Behind the supermarket was a residential area, and Pippi stopped here.

When I arrived, Pippi was jumping up and down and barking at the sky, Liu Xiaoliu was also looking up and watching, seeing me coming, she said anxiously: "Hurry up and find a way."

"Is there anything I can do, I hope Ao Guang can arrive in time." When we picked up Yang Jian last time, at least we still had a good location and people, and we could use the car with the roof torn off to spread the quilt. This time, no matter what There are no such conveniences anymore.

Pippi screamed more and more happily, and I couldn't help but look up, a small black spot suddenly appeared in the middle of the sky, I sweated on my forehead and said, "It's over, it's too late to say anything!"

While talking, the black spot has gotten a lot closer. It can be clearly seen that it is a person who is flying down at a speed that no one can save him. Xian also has the means and magic weapon to save himself, but the man stood upright and motionless in the air, and the landing place was not expected to be the roof of the building, at least he would pass by the roof of the building.He just fell straight down, and when he was about to land on the roof, the man seemed to move suddenly, adjusted his body to a tilt, and then swept across the roof with his whole body tilted, but his momentum remained undiminished. I can't help but close my eyes...

One second, two seconds, three seconds... I heard neither the sound of the body falling to the ground nor Liu Xiaoliu's scream. I slowly opened my eyes, but Liu Xiaoliu's eyes were closed more deadly than mine...

I slowly raised my head and looked along the body of the building, and I was taken aback when I saw that the person who had just landed was swaying in the wind at the height of the third or fourth floor. When Liu Xiaoliu and the others came, it was almost the same time. He held his right hand and put the other hand on his chest. After a closer look, I realized that this person threw a very thin silk thread from his right hand and hung it on the corner of the roof at some point. , not only slowed down the speed of his descent, but also hung him there in the end.

After watching it for a long time, I couldn't help shouting: "Spider-Man?"

(End of this chapter)