don't mess with me

Chapter 148 The girl who loves to complain
When I heard this sentence, I was in a daze. The doll I had been familiar with for a long time and the girl in front of me couldn't overlap at all!

Regardless of whether it is true or not, she knows what Tianjie Doll said, which means she knows my details very well. I was stunned for a moment and then shouted: "Are you sent by that vixen? Or are you a vixen?"

She asked in a daze, "Why did the vixen come out again?"

"Don't pretend! Say it quickly."

"I'm such a doll, if you don't believe me, ask me."

"Ask what?"

"Ask something only the two of us know, you idiot."

"Then..." I hesitated, "How did we meet?"

"It's too simple—you must still regret signing that agreement now, right?" I did sign an agreement with Liu Laoliu after we got the doll in the street.

I asked again, "Then what is the purpose of your coming to the human world?"

"Earning emotional currency, it's difficult to ask."

"When did we first earn mood coins?"

"I don't remember the exact date, but you opened it with Zhu Meifang. You two had a big fight in the coffee shop. You spent 150, and we earned 10 emotional coins."

"Then how did we get our first emotional currency 'big money'?"

"You perform magic tricks—oh no, it's the Four Heavenly Kings fighting against the city management, but strictly speaking, it's the first pot of gold, not a huge sum of money."

"Who is the first guest from heaven that we received after we met?"

"Ma Lishou."

I'm completely confused, what she said is right, but it's still not enough to completely dispel my doubts. These things are not too difficult if the demons work hard to investigate.

At this time she also spoke: "These questions you asked are not difficult, I will take the initiative to provide you with some exciting information-remember the restaurant where you met Lula for the first time? When you went to the bathroom, a woman came out Beauty, you stared at her breasts for a full three seconds, and finally thought she was sagging..."

I blushed and said, "How do you know?"

"You take out your pocket without washing your hands, I can read minds then!"

"This... this..." I began to believe it.

She continued: "For a few days you have had sexual dreams continuously, YY object is Hong Kong actress XXX, it is really a memory of the post-80s, you don't think she is old, and she is dressed in the movie, you still love her Cosplay!"

I was dumbfounded and said, "You know that too?"

"You crushed me in your dreams, do you know that?"

"Can you see me in my dreams?"

She laughed and said: "If I have special means, I should really record it for you. Be brave and diligent! And that time, you..."

I quickly waved my hand: "Don't tell me, I'll believe it!" Now I can finally confirm one thing - the girl in front of me is indeed a heavenly doll!Except for my embarrassing stories and dreams, she is the only one who has such a strong taste and loves to complain!
The Heavenly Doll curled her lips and said: "I'm happy to say it, so let me say it, that time you..."

I grabbed her by the shoulders and shook her vigorously: "Stop it! Stop it!"

There was a bright light in her eyes and she said: "Do you really believe it?" The current Tianjie doll is half a head lower than me, with thin and black hair, which is draped over her shoulders because it has never been taken care of. The eight-year-old girl has a figure as immature as Zhao Qianqian, with youthful sprouting. I admit that I still miss her a little during her absence.So I took her into my arms and hugged her, and soon found that the feeling was much better than before...

But the baby didn't talk about it at all, she pushed me away and said: "I don't want to play hooligans."

I'm speechless, I haven't seen her for a long time, she is still so fierce, but now she finally has the body and expression to cooperate when she complains.

I stood at the door and couldn't help but ask, "How did you become a human?"

"This sounds really awkward. Mice and boa constrictors can turn into humans, why can't I?" She burrowed into the closet and turned around while talking.

"What the hell are you looking for?" I was extremely curious about this.

The baby simply turned her head and said: "Forget it, don't look for it, let me tell you what happened during my absence."

"When did you fall asleep?" I noticed that Pippi was sniffing around pretending not to care while we were talking, but her eyes had already been fixed on my mother's jewelry. When you want to hide it, grab all the jewelry boxes in your hand.

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "I can't remember too. I was so sleepy when we went to catch the Kings Golden Horn and Silver Horn. Everything after that was blurred."

"Jinjiao and Yinjiao have already surrendered to us, but it's a pity that you don't remember what happened that day. You don't remember Su Moyu's daughter being kidnapped at all?"

"Yingyingchuochuo seems to have something to do with what you're talking about, what happened next?"

"The kidnapper hid on the Ferris wheel in the park. Later, I thought of a way to find Bai Jin'er and the Huangfeng monster..." I began to tell her what happened afterwards, including how Su Moyu invested in Bai Jiner The construction of the labyrinth world, how Mo Liqing became Feifei's full-time nanny, how the three immortals descended from the world, and the difficult problems faced by He Xiangu and Lu Dongbin have all been described. The matter of the bombing was interrupted for a while.

The Celestial Doll suddenly waved her hand and said, "Wait, let's talk about it in another place!" She ran out of the bedroom awkwardly——I could tell that as a newcomer, or just after having human limbs, she was not very good at coordinating her limbs , but she is not slow to adapt, after all, as long as the left and right brains are healthy, daily movements are not difficult.

Tianjie Doll ran to the living room to open the refrigerator, and took out a bread with meat floss. She held the bread and looked at it carefully, but refused to eat it for a long time.

I said, "Are you hungry? The bread should not be expired yet."

The Heavenly Doll said in a daze, "Hungry? Are you saying that there is a feeling of nowhere in your stomach?"

I paused for a moment and suddenly realized that it was her first time as a human being, or the first day she was a human being, and she had never even experienced the basic sense of hunger and thirst, so everything was very new. Experience is the first time.

"Yes, it's just the feeling of being lost. It seems that hunger and thirst are really an instinct."

The Heavenly Realm Doll hugged the bread and said, "Then I'll eat it."

"Eat it, you know how to chew before swallowing?"

The Heavenly Doll gave me a blank look and said, "You let me eat this for the first time I eat. From now on, everything I do will be the first time in my life!"

"How about I treat you to a big meal?"

"Can't wait!" The doll stuffed the bread into her mouth in two gulps.

I found her a carton of milk, opened it and handed it to her. Only then did I realize that she was wearing my mother’s clothes. Conditions are limited, and the enthusiasm for clothes is not high, so there is no extra to wear for the doll.

I asked her, "How did you become a human?"

Wawa said: "I don't know, it's like this when I wake up."

I said cautiously: "From the outside, you look like a woman, but can you be sure of this?" I subconsciously glanced at her breasts. It was the outline of a healthy girl with subtle bulges, but it was not convenient to look at her. It's too detailed, and I can't poke my head in to see the clues. She knows my obscene hobby clearly...

Tianjie Doll rolled her eyes and said, "I can still tell the difference!"

I scratched my head and laughed dryly: "It feels strange for us to talk like this." In fact, this is the same as waiting outside the delivery room. Strictly speaking, the doll is also a newborn, but it turns into a half-sized girl at birth. Is it really embarrassing for her father?It would be better if the son.

The Tianjie doll said while eating and drinking: "Go on, what happened afterwards?"

I cleared my throat and said, "I have something important to tell you, besides the Three Immortals, there is also a big boss from the Demon Race!"

"Who?"

Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered: Not only did someone from the Demon Race show up, I also accepted a person from the Civil Affairs Bureau of the Heaven Realm today!Thinking of this, I rushed to the window and shouted, "Second Uncle! Second Uncle, why haven't you come back yet?"

Yuelao stood up from under the eaves and said, "Here we come."

The Tianjie doll asked inexplicably: "Your second uncle?"

I said, "You probably know him. You'll find out in a while."

The old man ran up in a short while, muttering: "You are a poor place, there are not even younger people, it is so easy to meet old men and old ladies who are interested in each other, and they will leave as soon as you call. "

I laughed and said: "Old man and old lady, can you tie it?"

Yue Lao said: "It happened that the lonely old man met the lonely old man's wife, and half of the red line was left on the feet. I thought about tying another knot to let them make do with it."

(End of this chapter)