don't mess with me

Chapter 149 Scoring
Ignoring Yuelao's nagging, I pointed to the Tianjie doll and asked him, "Do you know this girl?"

"Who is this……"

But the Tianjie doll knew him: "Are you Yuelao?"

When the old man knew the identity of the doll, he was also surprised and said: "How did the doll in the heaven become a human? This...it's a big deal in the heaven!"

I took out my mobile phone and said, "That's right, something big is going to happen—hey, Brother Bin, come back quickly, something happened at home!" I started calling Yang Jian and Liu Xiaoliu, and then said to Tianjie Doll, "You eat first." , we’ll tell you what’s going on later when everyone comes back.”

The Tianjie doll kept looking at her hands, feet and body while eating, and murmured: "It turns out that this is what it feels like to be a human."

……

Affected by my tone, everyone hurried back. Li Jing and Lu Dongbin went to a party with the Three Immortals, and when they entered the door, they yelled, "What happened?"

Yang Jian asked me, "Are you being attacked again?"

I shook my head.

Liu Xiaoliu said: "Isn't Yue Lao coming down?"

Everyone was relieved, and began to greet Yue Lao with hums and hahas.

Li Jing said: "It's not a big deal, is it?"

I spread my hands and said, "Don't you realize that there is another person in the room?"

Yang Jian looked around and said, "Where is it?"

"Where..." I just realized that Tianjie Doll ran into the kitchen at some point, and was holding a kitchen knife crookedly at the moment to cut ham.

I hurried over to grab the knife and said, "I'll cut my hand again, and I'll get it for you later." I dragged her into the living room and said solemnly, "Look, everyone, who is this?"

The baby dubbed her own appearance: "Deng thud thump!"

Everyone looked at each other in dismay, Li Jing looked at Yang Jian, and Yang Jian glanced at Xiaotiangou. These two people are high-ranking people in the heavenly realm. If they don't know each other, it means that the person who came is not a god, and Xiaotiangou's lack of response means that he is not a monster either.

Li Jing was sure that he didn't know him, and asked tentatively, "It's your...cousin?"

"How can I have so many cousins?"

Lu Dongbin said, "Is that your half-sister or half-sister?"

I frantically said, "Our house is not that messy!"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "Xiaoqiang, you are wrong, if you just invite such a girl here, where will we guess?"

The Heavenly Doll smiled and said, "I know your real identities—you are the sixth princess of the Heavenly Realm, you are Erlang God, and you have one eye, you are the King of Tota, and you are Lu Dongbin..." All of these people's backgrounds have been exposed.

Li Jing said anxiously: "Xiaoqiang, how can you tell a mortal about our identities?"

I said innocently, "I didn't say that."

Li Jing and Yang Jian looked at each other, and I said vigilantly: "You guys don't want to kill people to silence your words, do you?"

Lu Dongbin hesitated and said, "Could it be that you are... a baby from the heavens?"

The Celestial Doll smiled and said, "Your brain is still bright!"

Everyone was shocked: "Are you really a doll?"

Liu Xiaoliu covered his mouth and said, "How did you become a human?"

The Heavenly Doll said displeasedly: "I heard this for the second time today."

Li Jing thought more carefully and said, "How do you prove that you are a doll?"

Tianjie Doll smiled and said, "I know a lot of your secrets."

Li Jing said disdainfully, "I don't have any shady secrets."

"Really?" Tianjie Doll looked at the roof and said, "Of course the king of Tota will not do shameful things, and he can be called a model husband. I don't know who serves Nezha his mother personally every night. The footwashing water is really 'filial piety'."

Li Jing's face changed color, and he said with a dry smile: "This... I got cold hands and feet when I was pregnant with Nezha, I can't let a pregnant woman do this kind of rough work, can I?"

I wondered: "Isn't your policy towards your sister-in-law come and go when you want it?" That's what he said when he explained Lu Dongbin.

Li Jing said embarrassingly: "Why do you share each other, I didn't lie to you."

I understood in seconds - the so-called swaying refers to his wife's treatment of him.

The Heavenly Doll asked Li Jing, "Do you believe it?"

Li Jing shrank his neck and stopped talking.

Lu Dongbin chuckled and said, "The doll originally had no form and quality. It used to float around in the heavens all day long and naturally knew a lot of 'secrets'. I'm curious if I have anything worth mentioning?"

Tianjie Doll said: "I heard that He Xiangu has come down to look for you?"

Lu Dongbin said naturally: "Xiaoxiang and I have always treated each other with courtesy. Although I, Chunyangzi, are dissolute, it seems that you are not in your hands, right?"

Tianjie Doll said: "Don't worry, did I tell you about your business? But the dialogue between you two when you were looking for a partner was really good, thanks to my being in human form, otherwise the acid would be sour to death—Xiaoqiang, I saw it Is it "My Fair Princess"?"

I said, "I watched all three." How boring it was then!
"Want to know how Binge and He Xiangu talk?"

"think."

"Read "Returning the Pearl" again, and list all the lines of Ziwei and Erkang."

Lu Dongbin waved his hand and said, "That's all, I believe it too."

I pointed at his nose and said, "No wonder He Xiangu came down to look for you. How many shameless things did you say back then?"

Wawa and I slowly turned to Liu Xiaoliu, Liu Xiaoliu hurriedly said, "Please don't cheat!"

Yang Jian proudly said: "I also want to hear where my weakness is?"

The Heavenly Doll curled her lips and said, "I won't tell you."

In fact, everyone in this meeting already believed in the authenticity of the Celestial Doll.

Lu Dongbin said: "I still have to ask the third time—how did you become a human?"

Tianjie doll said: "I don't quite understand, but I think it should have something to do with emotional coins."

I hurriedly asked: "What's wrong?"

The Celestial Doll said: "I still had hundreds of emotional coins before I fell asleep, but they disappeared when I woke up. I wonder if it's because I lost control of the emotional coins after I fell asleep, and accidentally turned me into a Humanoid."

"How did you get that explanation?"

"Because energy is conserved, otherwise where would all those emotional coins go?"

I rubbed my temples and said, "I'm about to be confused, a group of strange forces and gods, telling me 'science' about energy conservation every day!"

Lu Dongbin pointed to the doll and said, "How big does she look like this?"

I said, "Seventeen or eighteen?"

Lu Dongbin asked: "Then is her age and appearance related to the amount of emotional coins?"

I was speechless: "You ask me, who should I ask?"

Li Jing whispered: "Actually, I'm more curious about why 'it' turned into a girl."

At this time, the baby suddenly realized: "Oh, that's right, what do I look like?" She rushed to the front of the mirror to look at herself in it, and asked for our opinion, "What's the score?"

Lu Dongbin hesitated and said, "How come there are seven or eight points?"

Liu Xiaoliu sighed and said, "If it's really a few hundred emotional coins, it's already very cost-effective."

The baby asked me: "Xiaoqiang, what do you think?"

In fact, I can't say how well I can score. The Tianjie doll in front of me is not easy to describe in terms of beauty or not. Liu Laoliu said that she came from a pure aura from heaven and earth, and she gave people the first The impression was indeed the same - it was a kind of pure and full-bodied Zhongling Yuxiu, if I had to describe it as a weird elf, it made her look more immature than Zhao Qianqian.

I said perfunctorily, "Not bad."

The Tianjie doll quickly put this trouble behind her and said, "It's up to you to tell. Who is the big monster that Xiaoqiang said?" This shows that she hasn't fully realized the importance of appearance to women.

Li Jing asked me, "Where did you say that?"

I said, "I just finished talking about Binge's perplexity."

Lu Dongbin said: "Well, the following story will be exciting. You should still remember Zhan Yifan. He sent people to attack Xiaoqiang for the second time."

The doll immediately realized: "Are you sure it was him who attacked us for the first time?"

"It's not accurate to say that, Zhan Yifan was controlled by someone who called himself 'Su Daji'..." Lu Dongbin began to tell what happened afterwards, and then I continued to add the incident of encountering a six-eared macaque outside Zhan's villa.

The baby said: "That big monster you mentioned is a vixen?"

Yang Jian said with a sullen face, "No! It's a six-eared macaque—you all know his background, right?"

Both Lu Dongbin and Li Jing nodded, it seems that Liu Er's identity is indeed no secret in the heavens.

Wawa rubbed her hands together and said, "It's indeed a tricky person—why did he appear there when you went to find the vixen?"

I recalled the scene at that time: "He seems to have just left."

Li Jing said: "Could he have teamed up with the vixen?"

Yang Jian immediately said: "Based on what I know about Liu Er, no! Although he is also a demon himself, a Nine-Tailed Demon Fox is not qualified to join forces with him."

(End of this chapter)